Who is Spurstalk's favorite lolcow?

[Eric Dampier]

As much as we talk crap about the hordes of dumbasses here, let's be honest. This place wouldn't be as funny without them. In this thread let's pay some due to the lolcows of the forum. Which one of these *14 is your favorite?

[Halberto]

culburn

[ezau]

namlook, and 21 Fucktards

[redzero]

What did I do to get on this list?

[J.T.]

90210 by a mile. It's like playing a video game and breaking the high score every time you burn this guy.

[MavDynasty]

lol calf tats

[Tracy McGrady]

If a guy's got calf tats he must be funny.

[ezau]

fuck, i missed koriwhat. He should be a runaway winner in this poll

[benefactor]

90210 by a mile. It's like playing a video game and breaking the high score every time you burn this guy.
:tu

[Ace]

http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/yy145/4U2NV_717/464482bb.jpg

[Eric Dampier]

90210 by a mile. It's like playing a video game and breaking the high score every time you burn this guy.

092120 is simply legendary, but most of the people here have never heard of him. In order to truly realize his greatness one must check the NFL Forum. The way he gets his ass handed to him on a daily basis cannot be ignored.

He's like that baseball player who hits 600 ft homeruns but few are there to see it

[Eric Dampier]

What did I do to get on this list?

Easily butthurt.

[redzero]

You should have made this a public poll.

[BUMP]

koriwhat still takes the torch.

the only one in the mookie crew i consider an lolcow is thispego.

CBF is pretty funny

mookie2001 never makes any sense

4cc just repeats the mookie crew sayings

[koriwhat]

can ya feel the love? haha


lol calf tats

lol mav krew and their bball takes... what would the nba forum do without all these brilliant bball takes? thank god august is over with and that boycott is no more.

[BlindMan]

http://bp3.blogger.com/_nMmeViJEKQo/SDpSl9mwOHI/AAAAAAAACsI/mfdQxN9w5_Q/s400/aaaMadCow.Random.photo.JPG

[midnightpulp]

HarlemHeat? Not sure I fully understand his inclusion.

[Eric Dampier]

HarlemHeat? Not sure I fully understand his inclusion.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2482/3811055786_b51d292cde.jpg

[midnightpulp]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2482/3811055786_b51d292cde.jpg

Serious.

He plays up the Lebron shtick to piss off dumbfuck Laker/Kobe fan. (The "did for the kids" gag was hilarious)

And I don't think I've ever seen him have a meltdown.

[Eric Dampier]

tbh, I have no problem with Harlem but I have to appeal to the masses here. There's a certain group here that think he's a dumbass so I have to give them a voice too.

[Quit Hatin']

HarlemHeat? Not sure I fully understand his inclusion.

thats like calling yourself out. you and harlem got the same takes. both jumped on the miami heat bandwagon and both hate the lakers. the option should be harlem/midnight.


Quit Hatin'

[Kai]

Where's Lefty?

[midnightpulp]

thats like calling yourself out. you and harlem got the same takes. both jumped on the miami heat bandwagon and both hate the lakers. the option should be harlem/midnight.


Quit Hatin'

Show me a post where I jumped on the Miami Heat bandwagon, faggot?

But I do hate the Lakers, no doubt, primarily because dumbasses like you make up the majority of their fanbase.

Tell me, are you a fat beaner or a bandwagoning black dude?

[Steve Kerr]

Tell me, are you a fat beaner or a bandwagoning black dude?
Quit hatin' comes off as a spigger.

[Venti Quattro]

Where's Lefty?

probably is Quit Hatin'. :lol

[Latarian Milton]

rockets fans all sound amazingly identically dumb like they were of the same brood which is kinda weird considering they're not blood related at all.

[Koolaid_Man]

As much as we talk crap about the hordes of dumbasses here, let's be honest. This place wouldn't be as funny without them. In this thread let's pay some due to the lolcows of the forum. Which one of these *14 is your favorite?



yo keep my name out of your fucking polls....OK...

[midnightpulp]

yo keep my name out of your fucking polls....OK...

That kind of response is exactly why your name is included.

Lol, you're a lolcow.

[Koolaid_Man]

That kind of response is exactly why your name is included.

Lol, you're a lolcow.


and you're a cuckhold....now go ask your wife what that means...:lmao

[midnightpulp]

and you're a cuckhold....now go ask your wife what that means...:lmao

Not married. Swing and a miss.

Damn, you're in 3rd place. Lol, lolcow.

[Koolaid_Man]

Not married. Swing and a miss.

Damn, you're in 3rd place. Lol, lolcow.


so you're dickless as well...



Not Married. I Swing But I Miss.

[midnightpulp]

so I'm dickless as well...

Lol, lolcow.

[Koolaid_Man]

Lol, lolcow.


bottom line is your single and still getting no Pussy....your Pops must be proud....:toast

You're a faggot son...

[TinTin]

I am surprised dampier actually put the underscore in koolaid's name

[Jt.ONE]

lefty is not on the list?

[ezau]

Koolaid lolcow

[midnightpulp]

your Pops must be proud....:toast



Not married =/= single.

Anyhow, my pops is proud because I can afford to buy my own motorcycles and don't have to beg him to buy one for me.

http://i52.tinypic.com/2sbmwdu.jpg

And most importantly he's proud of me because I don't do this:

http://i27.tinypic.com/dcx4k1.jpg

[Quit Hatin']

Show me a post where I jumped on the Miami Heat bandwagon, faggot?

But I do hate the Lakers, no doubt, primarily because dumbasses like you make up the majority of their fanbase.

Tell me, are you a fat beaner or a bandwagoning black dude?

Your name is on the san antonio heat, faggot. o and i bet you'd be cheering for the heat if it came down to the lakers vs miami. and calling out races aint goin nowhere cause i can call you a little white boy (which you are) that got picked on in school.

Quit Hatin'

[midnightpulp]

Your name is on the san antonio heat, faggot. o and i bet you'd be cheering for the heat if it came down to the lakers vs miami. and calling out races aint goin nowhere cause i can call you a little white boy (which you are) that got picked on in school.

Quit Hatin'

So a Laker fan troll putting my name on the San Antonio Heat graphic makes me a Heat fan? Okay.

But yeah, I would root for the Heat if it came down between those two teams. Fuck the Lakers.

Anyhow, sick comeback, dude.

I'm thoroughly vanquished now.

[Venti Quattro]

Not married =/= single.

in the eyes of the law, it is. But they didn't include "in a relationship", which is most probably the situation you are in right now.

[IronMexican]

hwhwhwat's an lolcow

[lil'mo]

what the fuck is a lolcow? you guys aware of how lame you are? rofl internet terminology :lol

[thispego]

koriwhat still takes the torch.

the only one in the mookie crew i consider an lolcow is thispego.

CBF is pretty funny

mookie2001 never makes any sense

4cc just repeats the mookie crew sayings

ohhhh, a lolcow is someone who constantly scoffs and scrowns internet chumps like the mav krew? I get it. Thanks for the acknowledgement! :tu

[thispego]

im baaaaaaaaad, aint no doubt! :lol

[Ace]

Your name is on the san antonio heat, faggot. o and i bet you'd be cheering for the heat if it came down to the lakers vs miami. and calling out races aint goin nowhere cause i can call you a little white boy (which you are) that got picked on in school.

Quit Hatin'

And when the Heat are curb stomping Boston you'll be quietly rooting for a Boston comeback. Now shut the fuck up you easily butthurt faggot.

http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/yy145/4U2NV_717/2b7cfe66.jpg

[Quit Hatin']

atleast i dont post naked pictures of male athelte's, faggot.

Quit Hatin'

[Ace]

atleast i dont post naked pictures of male athelte's, faggot.

Quit Hatin'

No you support them. Now go back into hiding you sensitive ass female before you get your feelings hurt again.

[Quit Hatin']

first off its Quit Hatin' you gook can't you see?
secondly Ace you the one that sounds butthurt right now.

Quit Hatin'

[HarlemHeat37]

How does a medal holder make this list?..catering to the views of Laker fan makes me lose a little respect for the MK, TBH(assuming the OP is one of the MK, if not, then disregard this statement)..

[Ace]

first off its Quit Hatin' you gook can't you see?
secondly Ace you the one that sounds butthurt right now.

Quit Hatin'
The fact you corrected him shows how easily butthurt you are. Lol gimmick

[milkshakeballa]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:GwHqZVGOv7QeXM:http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj80/majaxira/Yall_niggas_postin_in_a_troll_threa.png&t=1

[redzero]

Does Quit Hatin' type "Quit Hatin'" after every post?

[Quit Hatin']

yessir, u should try it. It gets people like ace easily butthurt. Watch this.


Quit Hatin'

[BUMP]

If this was a year ago, it would def be DrHouse.

He was the perfectly constructed LakerTroll if there is such a thing. He actually put some effort into his trolling and then was nowhere to be found once they lost.

His retirement thread was a classic because the first 2 pages was full of "Good riddances" and "get the fuck outs" :lol

[IronMexican]

55 Lakers meltdown was 20 times worse(or better. Depending on how you look at it).

[BUMP]

Who the F was that? :lol

link, tbh

[Venti Quattro]

55 Lakers meltdown was 20 times worse(or better. Depending on how you look at it).

Lakers_55 still has his occasional long, tl;dr-ish meltdowns on Laker boards.

[IronMexican]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3057963&postcount=322

[Venti Quattro]

"NBA fan since 1967"

[ohmwrecker]

I don't understand the question. Who is actually funny, or who is unintentionally funny? I am assuming based on results that most people assumed it was the latter. I voted for Ducks because that dude makes me laugh.

[BUMP]

Oh yeah I remember that thread now :lmao

That was definitely a top 5 all time meltdown

[BUMP]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96569

[Hooks]

I voted for ducks, the sheer stupidity of the majority of his posts crack me up...

He's always typing
like this, and always has
some stupid shit
to say....


I'm pretty sure he's 100% serious...I honestly thought he was retarded when I first signed up.

KBP is #2, dude is ALWAYS getting owned, he gets so pissed lol.

[stretch]

How does a medal holder make this list?..catering to the views of Laker fan makes me lose a little respect for the MK, TBH(assuming the OP is one of the MK, if not, then disregard this statement)..

get it right you queer

its the RK

regulation krew

[hater]

where is Italy?

[ffadicted]

Would've voted lefty, but gotta go with calf tats given those choices

[HarlemHeat37]

get it right you queer

its the RK

regulation krew

No need for the homophobia, raise the bar..



Great sig, FF..

[stretch]

No need for the homophobia, raise the bar..



Great sig, FF..

ROFL

i didnt even realize you were HH

i saw the sig and thought you were jermaine

[HarlemHeat37]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96569


oh and trash to you was salary cap relief, a highly prized prospect in javaris, and young star in the euroleague in gasol, and 2 future 1st round picks to the rebuilding grizzlies.

:rollin:rollin obviously..


Mono owned that thread from what I read, btw..quality..

[Steve Kerr]

is stealing avatar's your new thing HH?

[ohmwrecker]

How does a medal holder make this list?

Not only make it, but is a three-way punch out for 3rd place.

[mabrignani]

phew im not on the list

[Ace]

yessir, u should try it. It gets people like ace easily butthurt. Watch this.


Quit Hatin'

http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/yy145/4U2NV_717/fdeb5580.jpg

[HarlemHeat37]

is stealing avatar's your new thing HH?

Not really, I'm already out of avatars that would be funny, TBH..Ducks was the best one, great success..


Not only make it, but is a three-way punch out for 3rd place.

I'm betting that every vote that HarlemHeat received is from Laker fan :lol..

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Yeah cuckold spiggers like Quit Haitin' are easily butthurt by HH.

[HarlemHeat37]

TBH, I always question humanity when I see posts from Quit Hatin, LkrFan, and PGDynasty24..how do people like that exist?..

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

TBH, I always question humanity when I see posts from Quit Hatin, LkrFan, and PGDynasty24..how do people like that exist?..
lakasrool4eva is the worst. Lakerfan insists he's a troll because they're embarrassed their fanbase has spiggas that stupid, I hope it's a troll for the sake of humanity.

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

BUMP already admitted he was lakasrool4eva