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JamStone
09-15-2010, 11:48 AM
Yeah ummm....

http://robotceleb.com/news/21996-09142010-shaq-engaged-nikki-%E2%80%98hoopz%E2%80%99-alexander.html


Shaq Engaged to Nikki ‘Hoopz’ Alexander

Shaq is engaged to his girlfriend Nikki ‘Hoopz’ Alexander.

NBA superstar Shaquille O’Neal is reportedly engaged to his girlfriend, now fiance, Nikki ‘Hoopz’ Alexander. Shaq, who has only been dating the ‘Flavor of Love’ star for a few months, has finally found true love.

Nikki ‘Hoopz’ Alexander is most famous for winning the VH1 reality show ‘Flavor of Love’ which had women battling it out for a spot in rapper, Flava Flav’s heart. Hoopz beat out all of the other contestants but found out that she did not like Flava Flav’s ‘Flavor of Love.’ The relationship between Hoopz and Flava Flav did not last very long.

Since her fame on VH1, Hoopz has been featured on various magazine covers and has been the target of mass speculation and mischief. From being rumored to be pregnany with Dwayne Wades’ baby to having her very own Hoopz Leaked Sex Tape to a run in with the law in which she was arrested for fighting a police officer, Hoopz has found that all the fame and glory is not as easy as she expected. Could she have finally found love with Shaq?

Shaquille O’Neal, who is a professional NBA player, has had his fair share of celebrity debacles in the past. Most recent is the scandal between his now ex-wife Shaunie and his mistress Vanessa Lopez in which Shaq has paid a lot of money to his wife Shaunie, over the cheating debacle.

The question here is: After all of their previous debacles, have the newly engaged Shaq and Hoopz settled down for a life that will end in true love?

While the date of the wedding for Shaq and Nikki ‘Hoopz’ Alexander is not set yet, it is confirmed that they are in fact engaged.

We wish Shaquille O’Neal and Nikki ‘Hoopz’ Alexander the best of luck with their engagement, marriage and future life together.

http://blog.vh1.com/files//2010/08/shaq-hoopz-500.jpg

Ashy Larry
09-15-2010, 11:51 AM
stupid asshole .... if he didn't learn from the first, crazy bitch - who took "his earned loot" and spent it on her personal trainer - then he'll never learn.

ohmwrecker
09-15-2010, 12:11 PM
She looks a little bit like Kobe . . .

Medvedenko
09-15-2010, 12:15 PM
Flava Flav's sloppy seconds....

Muser
09-15-2010, 12:24 PM
How many years until Shaq loses all his $$

HarlemHeat37
09-15-2010, 12:26 PM
I like Shaq, but come on..what's the appeal here?..she's ugly, and she's a proven gold digger..it's not a ploy for attention, because she isn't a legit celebrity..what's the motive here?..

Can't help who you fall for, I guess..

lefty
09-15-2010, 12:50 PM
She looks a little bit like Kobe . . .
:lmao

Cry Havoc
09-15-2010, 12:52 PM
She looks a little bit like Kobe . . .

End thread.

Killakobe81
09-15-2010, 01:06 PM
Interesting ...I wonder what the rest of Shaq's jumpoffs think of this?

HarlemHeat37
09-15-2010, 01:08 PM
Interesting ...I wonder what the rest of Shaq's jumpoffs think of this?

I'm sure Kobe will soon reveal the inside information..

Killakobe81
09-15-2010, 01:17 PM
I'm sure Kobe will soon reveal the inside information..

LOL ... serious question, how much does Kobe come to mind when you think NBA? What does Kobe have to do with this thread? I thought you were one of the advocates of the all Kobe, all the time thread?

DJ Mbenga
09-15-2010, 01:18 PM
i would understand tolerating a gold digger if she was hot but damn this chick had to find flava flav to get any attention. she didnt even win the damn show! if flava flav thinks you arent hot wtf!

rAm
09-15-2010, 01:50 PM
LOL ... serious question, how much does Kobe come to mind when you think NBA? What does Kobe have to do with this thread? I thought you were one of the advocates of the all Kobe, all the time thread?

Were you jerking off to Kobe as you typed that?

JamStone
09-15-2010, 01:50 PM
She looks a little bit like Kobe . . .

Funny joke is funny...



Interesting ...I wonder what the rest of Shaq's jumpoffs think of this?

I think his ex jumpoff is a badder bitch... she prolly has a grand canyon vagina though

http://smartsexyrichcrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/shaq-vanessa-lopez-400x301.jpg

The Franchise
09-15-2010, 01:56 PM
Stupid bastard.

SenorSpur
09-15-2010, 03:24 PM
Dumb just got dumber.

duncan228
09-15-2010, 03:35 PM
Meanwhile...

Suddenly "Hack a Shaq" takes on a new meaning: Shaq sued for computer hacking (http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/09/suddenly-hack-a-shaq-takes-on-a-new-meaning-shaq-sued-for-computer-hacking.php)
By Kurt Helin

About the only people with geekier reputations than bloggers are Star Trek convention attendees and computer hackers.

Computer hackers like Shaquille O'Neal.

A former employee of Shaq and his wife is suing him and Radar Online has the story (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/09/exclusive-shaquille-oneal-accused-computer-hacking-throwing-evidence-lake-says) (found first by Will Brinson of FanHouse, who sums all the ugliness up well for us (http://nba.fanhouse.com/2010/09/15/shaquille-oneal-sued-for-computer-hacking-shawn-darling/)):


Shawn Darling claims that he worked for O'Neal -- and O'Neal's wife, Shaunie, as well as his "associates" and children as well -- from late 2007 until November 2009, and that during that time, Shaq had him "wipe" Shaq's computers and delete the information in his "AOL" account in relation to other legal issues.

Darling also claims that Shaq conspired with former members of law enforcement to help plant child pornography on Darling's computer, that Shaq tried to break into Darling's voicemail account, that Shaq destroyed evidence by throwing a personal computer into a lake and that there's proof of many extramarital affairs on various forms of electronic correspondence owned by O'Neal.

It will be interesting to see how Shaq deals with this. Does he protest this and fight the lawsuit, creating more news. Or does he do what most wealthy people do -- use their money to make this lawsuit go away quietly. Doesn't matter if he's guilty or not, people pay to make frivolous lawsuits go away all the time. It just makes life easier.

And this one has the potential to get nasty. You can just kind of feel it.

Celtics fans -- expect the distractions like this to just keep on coming. It's part of having Shaq on your team.

SomeCallMeTim
09-15-2010, 03:40 PM
She looks a little bit like Kobe . . .

:lol

spurs_fan_in_exile
09-15-2010, 03:56 PM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4608109

The race is on to see who gets the worst results from banging a VH1 cast off.

Koolaid_Man
09-15-2010, 05:23 PM
Shaq is melting down before our very eyes...I have a homie that fucked her and I will post the pics real soon...but alas...Shaq copied child porn to a PC of a former mistress...this dude is lowest of the low...he threatened to kill his ex's new boyfriend and delivered the message through one of his kids and now this..I always knew Kobe was the better man and now it's starting to reveal itself..the Con job he pulled on you haters was and is astounding...

http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2010/09/morning-tweet-shaquille-oneal-computer-hacker.html.php

ohmwrecker
09-15-2010, 05:52 PM
I always knew Kobe was the better man and now it's starting to reveal itself..

By default?!

LkrFan
09-15-2010, 06:20 PM
Flava Flav's sloppy seconds....

Shaq = :sucker

Killakobe81
09-15-2010, 06:24 PM
Were you jerking off to Kobe as you typed that?

Woosh. That is the sound of this post going right over your head.

I posted this because I did not want Kobe to come up in a Shaq post. It was funny (I thought about posting that is why Shaq asked Kobe how his ass tastes) but my point was why is Kobe in every Shaq or Lebron thread and I was asking Harlem, not the forum ...

But i think everyone else got that, since I quoted him IN THE POST ...

Koolaid_Man
09-15-2010, 06:24 PM
One man's trash is another man's treasure...

Giuseppe
09-15-2010, 06:45 PM
She looks a little bit like Kobe . . .

True, and if you put your one hand over her hair and your other hand over her breasts she looks like a guy.

namlook
09-15-2010, 06:51 PM
This makes no sense. Why is Shaq getting married again? He's obviously a player that has affairs all over the place. What's the point of marriage for him?

ohmwrecker
09-15-2010, 07:11 PM
True, and if you put your one hand over her hair and your other hand over her breasts she looks like a guy.

Are you calling Kobe a girl?!

BlackSwordsMan
09-15-2010, 07:21 PM
True, and if you put your one hand over her hair and your other hand over her breasts she looks like a guy.

Is that why you put a hand over my head? :(

Koolaid_Man
09-15-2010, 07:21 PM
Flava Flav's sloppy seconds....


nahhh man.....mad niggas been up in dat...Shaq da fucking man for defying logic...:toast

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/hoopz-and-ochocinco-3.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/hoopz-and-ochocinco-2.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/CHAD-OCHOCINCO-NICOLE-1ALEXANDER.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/CHAD-OCHOCINCO-NICOLE-ALEXANDER.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/hoopz-and-ochocinco-5.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/hoopz-and-ochocinco-4.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/hoopz-and-ochocinco-6.jpg

Giuseppe
09-15-2010, 07:29 PM
Are you calling Kobe a girl?!

In that white ensemble he did look mighty fetching.