Will Mike Jenkins ever be able to walk again?

[BUMP]

We all know that his season and career are over after that devastating bruised knee injury. Those things just don't come along very often.

Hopefully it doesn't lead to any further complications such as cancer or Alzheimers

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I heard he might need his leg amputated because it turns out the knee bruise he got has AIDS that will quickly spread to the rest of his body.

[Spursfan092120]

I heard the knee contusion was spreading to his heard obscenely fast and would cause palpitations later in life, and possibly blot clots.

[LOL texans]

I think a better question is "Will the Cowboys ever win another game this season?"

[Spursfan092120]

I think a better question is "Will the Cowboys ever win another game this season?"
:tu good question...not the way they're playing.

[Veterinarian]

I heard he might need his leg amputated because it turns out the knee bruise he got has AIDS that will quickly spread to the rest of his body.
:tu

I heard the knee contusion was spreading to his heard obscenely fast and would cause palpitations later in life, and possibly blot clots.
:td

[BUMP]

I think a better question is "Will the Cowboys ever win another game this season?"

ha

[Lee Corso]

I think a better question is "Will the Cowboys ever win another game this season?"

Sure they will sweetheart!

[Blake]

I heard the knee contusion was spreading to his heard obscenely fast and would cause palpitations later in life, and possibly blot clots.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/i-can-count-to-potato.jpg

[redzero]

I heard he might need his leg amputated because it turns out the knee bruise he got has AIDS that will quickly spread to the rest of his body.

Life hates Jenkins so much that it skipped HIV and went right to AIDS.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Mike Jenkins knee was hit so hard his wife miscarried their 7 month old fetus and it laid in a pool of it's own placenta for 2 hours before being discovered by a wandering grizzly bear and eaten for lunch. His wife is now completely traumatized at the loss of their would-be first born she now simply mumbles to herself while inserting toothbrushes into her vagina trying to clean her uterine walls of the stink of disease infecting her gaping hole.

He was hit THAT hard.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Life hates Jenkins so much that it skipped HIV and went right to AIDS.
His knee was bruise was that bad

[badfish22]

:cry he was a great fucking player.

[LOL texans]

it hit him so hard on his knee that it jostled his brain in such a way that killed enormous amounts of brain cells. He went soooo crazy and then changed his name to Kenny McKinley and died.

[Spursfan092120]

it hit him so hard on his knee that it jostled his brain in such a way that killed enormous amounts of brain cells. He went soooo crazy and then changed his name to Kenny McKinley and died.
ouch

[Spursfan092120]

You suck at posting.
yeah..that was a bit much...

[stretch]

he died this morning of a severe knee-attack

[LOL texans]

he died this morning of a severe knee-attack

its only the third such case that has ever been reported

[Dave Mustaine]

the shtick in this thread went downhill really fast.

[BUMP]

the shtick in this thread went downhill really fast.

tbh, this thread was doomed until LOL texans revived it with his comedic gold

[Blake]

the shtick in this thread went downhill really fast.

will this thread ever be able to walk again?

[LOL texans]

will this thread ever be able to walk again?

you just hit this thread in the knee...

[badfish22]

Injury report: Mike Jenkins is better (http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/cowboys/post/_/id/4672546/cowboys-injury-report-mike-jenkins-is-better)

:cry Fucking miraculous recovery

[duckz]

I heard he might need his leg amputated because it turns out the knee bruise he got has AIDS that will quickly spread to the rest of his body.

you dont get aids from you bruising legs :rolleyes
blood has to be pass and Jenkins not blled even at all!

[The_BusDriver]

You suck at posting.

exactly.
he was slow to realize "OOOHH THATS what they're doing" and then tried to play along.

HAH!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

you dont get aids from you bruising legs :rolleyes
blood has to be pass and Jenkins not blled even at all!
:lmao

[badfish22]

Wow, was this thread a Knee-jerk reaction or what!!!

Renaldo, with the Leftys