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cantthinkofanything
09-23-2010, 08:56 AM
After my first poop every day, I stand up, look into the bowl and try to identify the largest individual terd. Then I flush the toilet and wave to said designated terd and say "have a good day SequSpur." It doesn't really affect much in the grand scheme of things but it makes me giggle for a few seconds.


Spurs...spurs...trade Bonner....spurs
Jose Ole
09-23-2010, 09:12 AM
God I can't wait for the season to begin to put an end to all this nonsense... but I'll bite and add just a bit more since you're posting about poop:

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cantthinkofanything
09-23-2010, 11:00 AM
God I can't wait for the season to begin to put an end to all this nonsense... but I'll bite and add just a bit more:

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OMG that's WTF. Thanks for sharing. In thanks of that video magic, I'm taking the rest of the week off from posting.
Obstructed_View
09-23-2010, 01:52 PM
The largest one? You're doing it wrong.
ohmwrecker
09-23-2010, 03:15 PM
The bowel movement of an individual with a healthy diet will consist of one, large "turd" about the size and consistency of a banana, barring the ingestion of a Mexican or Thai feast the night before. It is also beneficial to your health to "honor" every meal with a bowel movement before ingesting the next.

Why? Because I care.

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