Colts vs Broncos MFing Game Thread sponsored by Tebow Christ

[J.T.]

I don't know if you saw but the Texans lost.

Gotta get this win to tie up the division.

[J.T.]

dallas clark straight pimpin in this game right now

[J.T.]

adam nougatieri, with the goods

[J.T.]

lol pat mcafee almost cleared the uprights on that kickoff

[SpursFanFirst]

IM-I haven't seen you in a thread in a while. Welcome!

[LOL texans]

damn, what the hell was that Manning?

[J.T.]

lol muffed punt

peyton is overthrowing everyone right now, dude needs to get his head out of his ass

[LOL texans]

hate FGs

[HarlemHeat37]

Fuck Perrish Cox(I actually love his game, but that last play was ridiculous), and fuck McDaniels' offense..

This team always loses their balls when they see those Colts jerseys..Cox just handed the Colts 3 points..

Manning has been completely shut down so far, same with the Colts mediocre running game..yet Denver's offense plays conservative, the opposite of what they did in the first 2 weeks, and they haven't been able to take advantage of the Colts average defense..typical Broncos effort vs. the Colts..

[J.T.]

adam nougatieri, with some more goods.

[LOL texans]

We seem off today....which doesn't mean we'll lose, but that we wont win by 30pts like I predicted.

[HarlemHeat37]

Demaryius Thomas hasn't even been involved in a play yet, even though he already looks completely dominant..fuck McDaniels, step your game up..

On the same day that Peyton Hillis has a monster game, Scheffler has a big game, and even Alphonzo Smith got an INT..

[SpursFanFirst]

Fuck Perrish Cox(I actually love his game, but that last play was ridiculous), and fuck McDaniels' offense..

This team always loses their balls when they see those Colts jerseys..Cox just handed the Colts 3 points..

Manning has been completely shut down so far, same with the Colts mediocre running game..yet Denver's offense plays conservative, the opposite of what they did in the first 2 weeks, and they haven't been able to take advantage of the Colts average defense..typical Broncos effort vs. the Colts..

I think some of Peyton's problem has been the sun directly in his face while throwing. I guess we'll see in the 2nd half.

[LOL texans]

Demaryius Thomas hasn't even been involved in a play yet, even though he already looks completely dominant..fuck McDaniels, step your game up..

On the same day that Peyton Hillis has a monster game, Scheffler has a big game, and even Alphonzo Smith got an INT..

...and Culter is doing well as is Marshall.

lol McDaniels

[SpursFanFirst]

We seem off today....which doesn't mean we'll lose, but that we wont win by 30pts like I predicted.

:lmao 30 points!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Demaryius Thomas hasn't even been involved in a play yet, even though he already looks completely dominant..fuck McDaniels, step your game up..

On the same day that Peyton Hillis has a monster game, Scheffler has a big game, and even Alphonzo Smith got an INT..
lol Denver giving up on Hillis for no reason

[LOL texans]

Hillis>>>>>Jones>McFadden

[J.T.]

i'll take 6-0 at the end of 1. but the mannings gotta get his head out of his ass.

also the new jay sean song is legit. quality jam.

[J.T.]

gary brackett, with some hard hitting goods.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Hillis>>>>>Jones>McFadden
:lol I was scoffing the fact Denver wasted a 1st rounder on Moreno when they had Hillis and he was better.

[LOL texans]

there it is!

[SpursFanFirst]

weeeeeeeeee! INT Colts!

[J.T.]

kyle orton, right on time with the bads.

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, Orton..what a waste of a drive..

The NFL just needs to stop making them play Colts-Broncos games, just have a forfeit and prevent injuries..

[J.T.]

oh cool! an offensive line injury! :drunk

[LOL texans]

Cutler>>>>>Orton

[LOL texans]

Fuck!

[J.T.]

welcome to the nfl blair white

[J.T.]

the colts are one reggie wayne injury from fielding an all-white receiving corps

[IronMexican]

IM-I haven't seen you in a thread in a while. Welcome!

I post.

[HarlemHeat37]

Looks like Thomas ran the wrong route on the Orton INT..I bet he'll be benched now..

[J.T.]

addai, with some hard earned first down goods.

[J.T.]

collie, with some touchdown goods for my fantasy team.

[SpursFanFirst]

Oh yeah!!!!!!

[J.T.]

oh and the colts are winning by more now. thats cool too i guess.

[balli]

collie, with some touchdown goods for my fantasy team.

+1

I didn't want to draft a BYU player, but I have to admit he's been damn good this year.

[J.T.]

+1

I didn't want to draft a BYU player, but I have to admit he's been damn good this year.

plenty of time for some more too. i need a big day from him to counter anquan boldin's 42 points that are working against me.

[J.T.]

i took collie in the 9th round and he's been a pretty good value for that draft position so far. td in every game and my league is ppr which works out great cuz manning targets him a lot.

[LOL texans]

jeez, fucking tackle!

[J.T.]

damn almost another fumble!

[HarlemHeat37]

Maroney is terrible at recognizing where the holes are..

[J.T.]

colts dbs are getting flagged a lot more than usual this year and its because they're playing way way way way way more man coverage than i've ever seen a colts team play

[J.T.]

i swear to god if they stop em here...

[SpursFanFirst]

i swear to god if they stop em here...

I can't wait to hear the end of this statement....

[HarlemHeat37]

I highly doubt any team in the NFL is worse than Denver at getting short yardage..they're even making the Colts mediocre run D look decent..this has been the case for 2 years now..they make these situations look so difficult..1 yard, just get the fuck in..

Just get The Messiah in there, QB sneak..

[LOL texans]

nice

[DPG21920]

If Denver did not gift the Colts all of their points, Denver would be crominating.

LOL Denver does not respect the Colts defense.

[J.T.]

Oh that's some BULL SHIT

[LOL texans]

Overturned....

[balli]

No. Booooooooooooo.

[SpursFanFirst]

Challenge, challenge, challenge!

[HarlemHeat37]

Not going to count, this team is sooooooo baaaaaddddddd..

I've never seen a team struggle so much to get short yardage..I'm not exaggerating too, I've never seen a team struggle so much to get 1-2 yards at the goal line or on 3rd down, it's ridiculous..

The Colts have the worst run D in the NFL, and they still stopped Denver here..speaks volumes on how poor this running game is..

[J.T.]

jim caldwell, with the red flag goods.

[SpursFanFirst]

That will be overturned. His knee was down.

[J.T.]

Some jams to enjoy during this commercial break and subsequent replay challenge

AmWdWWG2BIk

[DPG21920]

You can not screw your defense over by turning the ball over. Denver has done well, but the offense has put them in a bad spot. Special teams as well.

[J.T.]

time to roll me another joint to smoke during this 99 yard colts td drive coming up

[HarlemHeat37]

Typical Broncos performance against the Colts, it's just saddening..

This isn't even a SB-caliber Colts team like the previous Colts teams IMO, they're always going to own Denver..

[J.T.]

time to roll me another joint to smoke during this 99 yard colts td drive coming up

with my bad ass 1971 "space rangers cannabis leaves" papers :tu

[LOL texans]

99 1/2 yard TD drive coming...

[HarlemHeat37]

Hillis would have ran that in, it's 1 fucking yard..

Why the fuck did you draft Tebow if you're scared to put him in situations like that?..

[DPG21920]

How was det a first down?

[DPG21920]

How was that a penalty?

EDIT: Good.

[HarlemHeat37]

I can't believe it's 13-0..it should be 7-3 Broncos..bad teams beat themselves..

:lol Insult to injury, Seattle is killing themselves against San Diego..Hasselbeck has an INT in the red zone, and Branch just fumbled at the 1 yard line for a touch back..

[J.T.]

i'd fake punt if i was the colts right here

for serious, i'd get like 7 yards and a first down if i did it in madden

[LOL texans]

I can't believe it's 13-0..it should be 7-3 Broncos..bad teams beat themselves..

:lol Insult to injury, Seattle is killing themselves against San Diego..Hasselbeck has an INT in the red zone, and Branch just fumbled at the 1 yard line for a touch back..

Actually it should be 21-0...we keep shooting ourselves in the foot.

[HarlemHeat37]

The only thing as bad as this game is that San Diego is being gifted a game by Seattle so far..

[DPG21920]

Hands were all over him.

[DPG21920]

Holy crap, pass interference.

[DPG21920]

What the hell was that call? Bogus.

[J.T.]

Colts red zone D has improved :tu

[DPG21920]

Wow, between the questionable calls and turnovers, Denver is just gifting this game to a struggling Colts.

Colts remind of the Saints right now. They might be winning some games, but they are not as good as their record would indicate.

[HarlemHeat37]

The questionable calls obviously aren't surprising, that's the typical Colts game for you, as long as Manning is wearing that Colts jersey..

Denver is obviously gifting the game, that's what average teams do..if Cox catches the simple punt, that's 3 less points for the Colts..if Maroney doesn't fall like a bitch on 2nd down or McDaniels doesn't call stupidity, that's +7 for Denver..

So many mistakes, it's saddening..

Still in the game, but very little chance to win..you can't win games with turnovers and mistakes like this, especially against a top 5 AFC team like the Colts..

[SpursFanFirst]

:lol Some of these comments are entertaining.

[HarlemHeat37]

Even the Raiders are winning now, ugh..

[HarlemHeat37]

Alright, at least the Broncos have made this a game..it's sad, because they should have a big lead now instead of a deficit, it should be 17-10, but at least there's a game..

Please Manning, have some compassion, just give the Broncos 1 win..

[LOL texans]

Fucking Powers....

That is the greatest throw I have ever seen Orton throw

[DPG21920]

Just sad that questionable calls and silly turnovers have cost the Broncos. But, the Colts are struggling to win games on their own, so if Denver cleans it up, they should make the Colts look like the Saints.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

God dammit in my ultra deep league I was either gonna start Lloyd or Murphy and chose Murphy.....oh well it looks like Lloyd is gonna get a healthy share of touches this year.

[HarlemHeat37]

Great stand there, I can't believe the Colts are winning this game..

Take the lead Denver, grow some fucking balls..stop making mistakes, stop teasing me..

[HarlemHeat37]

Just sad that questionable calls and silly turnovers have cost the Broncos. But, the Colts are struggling to win games on their own, so if Denver cleans it up, they should make the Colts look like the Saints.

It's the worst feeling as an NFL fan, TBH..when your team plays well enough to W a game, especially against a good team, yet they lose because of stupid mistakes..it's much worse than any other sport, because all it takes is 1 or 2 misplays and you lose the game, and you don't have many games to make up for it..

If the Broncos win this game, I'll go out and buy a Kobe jersey, and post a picture of myself wearing it on ST, TBH..

[J.T.]

j-peezy, knocking the wind out of those goods.

[J.T.]

probably never a good idea to start wholesale passing on the colts, plays right into their d's strength

[HarlemHeat37]

Terrible 3 and out..get Thomas involved please, they have no chance against him..

I don't think the D can keep stopping Manning, TBH..

[J.T.]

collie, working on some pro bowl goods.

[HarlemHeat37]

It would be nice to have the best pass-rushing LB in the AFC on the field right now..sigh..getting no pressure..

[J.T.]

probably now changing my fantasy team name to Austin Collie's Mouth Guard

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Remember det one time JT said Anthony Gonzalez was gonna steal touches from Collie?

[DPG21920]

First real drive by the Colts.

[DPG21920]

Calling it now. Turnover.

[HarlemHeat37]

I can't wait until Renaldo Hill is sent to the bench, so garbage..

[DPG21920]

Or not.

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, who the fuck is Blair White?..

Meh, couldn't stop Manning forever, that's what happens when you can't score with so many opportunities..

[J.T.]

blair white has been added in 3459920 yahoo! leagues

[DPG21920]

He is almost as good as Miles.

[J.T.]

Remember det one time JT said Anthony Gonzalez was gonna steal touches from Collie?

realistically he would have been stealing them from garcon since the gonz was the teams #2 before his injury last year

[J.T.]

get it

the gonz

like the fonz

get it

hahaha

[HarlemHeat37]

Looks like Blair White got away with offensive PI, IMO..

[DPG21920]

Wow, that was definitely off pass interference. Ridiculous.

[J.T.]

side note: thank you for saving my fantasy week michael fucking vick!

[J.T.]

Wow, that was definitely off pass interference. Ridiculous.

lol this fuckin guy

[HarlemHeat37]

Terrible in the RZ, once again..

There are no moral victories, the Broncos have looked good, but it doesn't mean anything..the mistakes potentially cost the game..

[J.T.]

addai, with the second effort goods.

saturday, holding onto some bads.

[HarlemHeat37]

Bad call there on Saturday, Broncos finally catch a break..

[J.T.]

addai, with the second effort goods.

saturday, holding onto some bads.

[J.T.]

oh great steven jackson is hurt now too? thats my 1st and 2nd round pick now injured. :drunk

[HarlemHeat37]

Manning going in for the audible is the scariest sight in pro sports IMO..

[DPG21920]

JT, I hate when fans can't admit their team gets favorable calls. Even Laker fans have that decency. Laker fans, scrah.

[J.T.]

JT, I hate when fans can't admit their team gets favorable calls. Even Laker fans have that decency. Laker fans, scrah.

I really don't care brah. This is a Colts game thread. If I want to act like a total homer in here then I'm gonna fucking do it.

[DPG21920]

I really don't care brah. This is a Colts game thread. If I want to act like a total homer in here then I'm gonna fucking do it.

lol trolled.

[DPG21920]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7XikduKqTOrmTM:http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/penalty_flag.jpg&t=1

For being trolled in your own thread

[SpursFanFirst]

Reading back through this thread, it sounds like the Colts may have put together a decent drive or two? I just got back to the game. How's it looking?

[J.T.]

Reading back through this thread, it sounds like the Colts may have put together a decent drive or two? I just got back to the game. How's it looking?

on their last td they had to deal with 1st and 20, 3rd and 4, 3rd and 9 and also i believe they scored the td on 3rd down

[J.T.]

lol trolled.

i don't think you quite understand what trolling is, samantha.

[DPG21920]

Colts have one legit drive, but it was marred by an offensive pass interference that was not called. They have looked pretty bad, but luckily, Denver and the refs are keeping them in it.

[DPG21920]

i don't think you quite understand what trolling is, samantha.

Implying I was serious.

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, Maroney finally did something..vicious run..

[J.T.]

man if you let maroney do that shit to you might as well turn in your dick

[HarlemHeat37]

That's like the 6th injured Colts player in this game..

[J.T.]

i swear to god i am going to stop posting here if more people start doing this gay ass 4chan shit

[DPG21920]

What is 4Chan?

[HarlemHeat37]

Sigh, go for 3 here..

[J.T.]

kyle orton, with some more bads.

[DPG21920]

Wow, if you are going for it, you have to give it a chance.

[HarlemHeat37]

What a fucking idiot..take the 3 points..

This is one of the most gift wrapped games I've ever seen..

[J.T.]

What is 4Chan?

if you have to ask, big man, then you cant afford it.

[Sigz]

What a gay fourth down call.

[IronMexican]

i swear to god i am going to stop posting here if more people start doing this gay ass 4chan shit

>implying your going to stop

[J.T.]

i need michael vick to get 11 more passing yards and i get a 3 point bonus... i mean more tds would be cool but i see the future and in it are bonus points.

[HarlemHeat37]

McDaniels talks a lot of shit..he's a smart guy and he looks like the best coach in the NFL when he is asked about football or interviewed, but he's actually such a mediocre coach..his decision making and play calling is terrible..

[DPG21920]

if you have to ask, big man, then you cant afford it.

Don't quote movies that are cool. Please. Or I will stop posting here.

[SpursFanFirst]

Diem never disappoints...another game, another penalty.

[J.T.]

collie, delivering goods like ups.

[LOL texans]

McDaniels talks a lot of shit..he's a smart guy and he looks like the best coach in the NFL when he is asked about football or interviewed, but he's actually such a mediocre coach..his decision making and play calling is terrible..

and his personel moves stink as well

[HarlemHeat37]

I can't wait until McDaniels is gone..

Shanahan was a terrible coach after a while, and now McDaniels is following suit..I have no idea who they should hire next, but they need somebody..

[J.T.]

lol dpg coming into my thread, trying to throw weight around, and failing

[LOL texans]

Come on guys, lets end this shit here

[SpursFanFirst]

Joey with the first

[SpursFanFirst]

This game is pretty brutal for both teams, so the suckiness balances out. The only thing that matters is the final score.

[J.T.]

colts prob going to kick a fg here and try to hold em

nother td to collie would be pretty slick, manning

[DPG21920]

Sons, HH and I destroyed your ghey boy love fest in here.

lol threatening to stop posting.

[SpursFanFirst]

TD, Colts!

[J.T.]

nother td to collie would be pretty slick, manning

manning, with the mind reading goods.

[DPG21920]

colts prob going to kick a fg here and try to hold em

nother td to collie would be pretty slick, manning

foresight.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

nother td to collie would be pretty slick, manning
called it son

[LOL texans]

Hell yeah, but it sucks I'm going to lose my fantasy game because of him, lol. Oh well, give me a real life win any day.

[J.T.]

dpg the only thing you've destroyed is any reputation you wished to have as a legit nfl forum poster :tu

[LOL texans]

This game is pretty brutal for both teams, so the suckiness balances out. The only thing that matters is the final score.

absolutely

[SpursFanFirst]

While we're in commercial...does anyone know if I'll be able to watch "Dexter" online tonight after it airs?

[LOL texans]

Ohhhhh Shit!

Its Tebow Time!!!!!

Whatever will we do???

[SpursFanFirst]

haha Collie's jersey looks like it's had a rough game.

[HarlemHeat37]

Meh, at least it was an expected loss..it sucks that the Broncos pretty much gift wrapped the game, but it was still an expected loss..

Tennessee, Baltimore and the Jets next, all tough games, although they're all slightly inferior to the Colts..

Hopefully Oakland and SD lose today..

[J.T.]

Oh man I'm having a great day. Michael Vick beasting, Austin Collie beasting, predicting the future on the reg. I'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket after the game.

[SpursFanFirst]

Meh, at least it was an expected loss..it sucks that the Broncos pretty much gift wrapped the game, but it was still an expected loss..

Tennessee, Baltimore and the Jets next, all tough games, although they're all slightly inferior to the Colts..

Hopefully Oakland and SD lose today..

Have you checked the SD score?

[SpursFanFirst]

oh...and the Oakland score, though that one is much closer.

[J.T.]

And now the AFC South is in a 3 way tie. Need to tcb against Houston in Week 8 to kill their tiebreaker.

[dirk4mvp]

I take full responsibility for starting the 4chan shtick on ST, but fuck you fagles, I'll keep doing it.

lol HarlemHeat. Some of the worst attempt at subtle trolling ITT I have ever seen, tbh.

lmao broncos

[DPG21920]

dpg the only thing you've destroyed is any reputation you wished to have as a legit nfl forum poster :tu

Crofl, just switch my name with yours and football for basketball and "poof", we have the truth.

[IronMexican]

I don't thin JT bothers talking basketball any more.

[DPG21920]

I don't thin JT bothers talking basketball any more.

Cause he will get wrecked. I was just messing around, but when I talk football, I know my shit.

I say something obvious to troll, JT threatens to stop posting, I say "lol trolled", he says you fail even though he was livid.

He knows to leave that weak stuff in the NFL forum with an lolable 37 people viewing.

But I don't want to rain on his parade. GGCOLTS

[J.T.]

i just go in basketball sections of this site to post 4 rings faggot and hypothesize about tiago splitter being the next bill russell

honestly dpg your analysis of anything i've said in this thread is so off the mark its almost like i'm trolling myself even talking to you

[DPG21920]

Sons, I am not even sure how this got started. Originally, it was to mess with HH, but then you came hopping along.

And btw, I am purposefully misquoting you now (like referencing that you said you would stop posting). Catch the net.

[badfish22]

lol Enrique Iglesias

[J.T.]

Look brah, we all have something to bring to this thread. But right now what you need to be bringing is silence.

[DPG21920]

You are the human version of a Lefty one-liner.

[J.T.]

lol Enrique Iglesias

quality song tbh

its just too bad they couldnt get the jersey shore cast on stage with him

[J.T.]

You are the human version of a Lefty one-liner.

you know you've been had when your only defense is playing the lefty card :tu

[DPG21920]

Random throw away line: Check

Random emoticon: Check

I think we are done here.

[J.T.]

Random throw away line: Check

Random emoticon: Check

I think we are done here.

dude you let a white guy dunk on you

now we're done

[DPG21920]

dude you let a white guy dunk on you

now we're done

Fail. You are failing in your own damn thread.

This is now over.

[Brodie Bruce]

Fail. You are failing in your own damn thread.

I'm not trying to play sides here but there's a pretty big difference between someone getting what they deserve for failing and someone posting "fail" to make themselves look like the winner.

[DPG21920]

I'm not trying to play sides here but there's a pretty big difference between someone getting what they deserve for failing and someone posting "fail" to make themselves look like the winner.

Well, when someone believes a lie that has already been confirmed as such, then uses it to try and scoff as a point of contention, that is failing.

Unless I am missing the definition?

[J.T.]

lol brodie bruce
lol dpg
lol getting dunked on by a 6'3" white dude

[DPG21920]

Sons, you forgot to use the little thumbs up emoticon. Your posts are useless without it tbh.

[Brodie Bruce]

Well, when someone believes a lie that has already been confirmed as such, then uses it to try and scoff as a point of contention, that is failing.

Well, that sounds more to me like someone being gullible, not failure. At least not failure on the scale you're implying.

[J.T.]

Sons, you forgot to use the little thumbs up emoticon. Your posts are useless without it tbh.

quality post :td

[DPG21920]

lol dpg coming into my thread, trying to throw weight around, and failing


Well, that sounds more to me like someone being gullible, not failure. At least not failure on the scale you're implying.

So then this post gets a JT thumbs down emoticon?

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UDyBSTQDwH8/hqdefault.jpg

[DPG21920]

Getting dunked on sure beats spending thousands on t-shirts to sell because you think Lebron is going to be a Mav and you want to capitalize.

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

Getting dunked on sure beats spending thousands on t-shirts to sell because you think Lebron is going to be a Mav and you want to capitalize.

So you're admitting it?

[DPG21920]

No. I am saying I would rather be dunked on then spend money on Lebron coming to the Mavs. lol your team.

Bump himself said the dunk thing was a lie, so you look like a massive tool trying to chime in out of no where.

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

I'm just messing with you, no need to get your panties in a bunch:lol

I have no idea what actually happened or when this actual "game" happened. What's the actual story?

[DPG21920]

Sometimes, the Mav guys and myself play pick up (I actually think it was only once). We are playing (and it was a really terrible outdoor court) and I think Bump dunked during the game.

It wasn't really on anyone. I think it was a fast break type deal and he dunked it. But Stretch, being the funny man that he is, thought it would be funny to tell people he dunked on me. A lot of people believed it.

I am short though. That is real talk.

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

Meh, I figured the whole thing was a joke until I heard everyone say that Bump was really athletic so then I believed that it might be true.

At this stage of my basketball "career" I could care less about getting dunked on anyway. I don't even see what the big deal is. It's not like i play competitively or anything. Unless you fall down after then that's a different story :lol

[DPG21920]

TBH, Mono and I were like Nash and Dirk.

[Sigz]

If Tebow would have played, we would have won.

Prove me wrong nigga.