I'm a Lakers fan, and I'm proud of being fairweather

[21_Dickings]

I seen some threads lately criticizing the supposed devotion of Lakers fans. And I'm here to tell my fellow Laker fans not to defend yourselves against these accusations.

Embrace it!

We live in the greatest city in world, Los Angeles, California, and to be a "hardcore fan" like these obese heart-failures-waiting-to-happen Mavs and Spurs fans just isn't our style.

Out there in dust and tumbleweed land, they don't got much else but sports, so naturally, they live vicariously through their favorite teams. But we LA citizens are a different breed. Being a "bandwagoner" and "fairweather" is the only logical way to express our fandom.

See, we got the beach, Hollywood, the best nightlife on planet earth, desperate actresses just waiting to fuck anything that moves if it gets them closer to stardom. With all that, why the fuck would we park ourselves in front the TV night in and night out, shoveling trans fats into our mouths like these Texas shulbs do, when we can be out on the town, wheeling, dealing, and getting laid?

I love the Lakers. I really do. But like most LA Lakers fans, I love them like a really cool accessory, similar to how I love my CL600 Benz.

And that's what tortures these slabs of pork fat over there in Texass. That we can be so casual in our fandom, yet are rewarded with the most success.

And it fuckin' kills them.

I love it!

[redzero]

Are you too cool to wear the shirts given out at games in the Staples Center like all the people with the best seats?

[Koolaid_Man]

I seen some threads lately criticizing the supposed devotion of Lakers fans. And I'm here to tell my fellow Laker fans not to defend yourselves against these accusations.

Embrace it!

We live in the greatest city in world, Los Angeles, California, and to be a "hardcore fan" like these obese heart-failures-waiting-to-happen Mavs and Spurs fans just isn't our style.

Out there in dust and tumbleweed land, they don't got much else but sports, so naturally, they live vicariously through their favorite teams. But we LA citizens are a different breed. Being a "bandwagoner" and "fairweather" is the only logical way to express our fandom.

See, we got the beach, Hollywood, the best nightlife on planet earth, desperate actresses just waiting to fuck anything that moves if it gets them closer to stardom. With all that, why the fuck would we park ourselves in front the TV night in and night out, shoveling trans fats into our mouths like these Texas shulbs do, when we can be out on the town, wheeling, dealing, and getting laid?

I love the Lakers. I really do. But like most LA Lakers fans, I love them like a really cool accessory, similar to how I love my CL600 Benz.

And that's what tortures these slabs of pork fat over there in Texass. That we can be so casual in our fandom, yet are rewarded with the most success.

And it fuckin' kills them.

I love it!


Homo's like you are always proud to be fairweather...:lol

[21_Dickings]

Are you too cool to wear the shirts given out at games in the Staples Center like all the people with the best seats?

Damn right.

You fly-over country hillbillies need to understand that we often have business to conduct after the game.

Hell, I didn't even watch game 7 of the Finals. First off, I knew Kobe was going to get it done, and second, I had a three-picture deal to finalize for one of my clients that night.

[21_Dickings]

Homo's like you are always proud to be fairweather...:lol

See, this is how I know you ain't a true Los Angeles based Lakers fan.

You're always bragging about the jet-setting life you have, but you live through Kobe Bryant in a very similar way as these redneck Mavs and Spurs fans live through their favorite players and teams.

Let me tell you something, I live the life you lie about. Although, I would never stoop to anything related to MMA. Even I'm not that much of a faggot.

[Koolaid_Man]

See, this is how I know you ain't a true Los Angeles based Lakers fan.

You're always bragging about the jet-setting life you have, but you live through Kobe Bryant in a very similar way as these redneck Mavs and Spurs fans live through their favorite players and teams.

Let me tell you something, I live the life you lie about. Although, I would never stoop to anything related to MMA. Even I'm not that much of a faggot.


naww I don't rock a jet...but as soon as my parents die I might be rocking all kinds of shit...:rollin

Seriously you want Koolaid to show you some love..I appreciate you repping LA and all but you got mucho work to put in before you're accepted as a real fan... :lol

and as far as the material possessions never let it be your fall...:toast

Just listen closely to the words of this track:

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[21_Dickings]

Seriously you want Koolaid to show you some love..I appreciate you repping LA and all but you got mucho work to put in before you're accepted as a real fan... :lol



So I gotta suck Kobe's dick to be accepted as a "real fan?"

That's not my style. I'm the one who gets his dicked sucked, both literally (young actresses hoping I'll throw a part their way), and figuratively (screenwriters, directors, etc, begging me to fund their production).

You're small time. Bragging about a Range Rover (lol), and owning a porn company. Know this, my craft services budget for one film is worth more than your entire porn company.

[Koolaid_Man]

So I gotta suck Kobe's dick to be accepted as a "real fan?"

That's not my style. I'm the one who gets his dicked sucked, both literally (young actresses hoping I'll throw a part their way), and figuratively (screenwriters, directors, etc, begging me to fund their production).

You're small time. Bragging about a Range Rover (lol), and owning a porn company. Know this, my craft services budget for one film is worth more than your entire porn company.


Don't forget faggot you came to me asking to suck my dick and make peace not the other way around...:lol but I see you dickings trying to fire on all cylinders...:rollin$$$ talk and such...trying to express bravado like Kool...I like...

I bet chasing young boys around LA like Eddie T Long is gratifying for ya...:lol

BTW - I don't own a porn company my cousin does...I'm just a big black feature on occasion...

Dickings you're a homo for crying out loud...you're afraid of MMA...Basketball is a man's game you might get bitch slapped on the court you say the wrong thing...find another team to dream about fucking you're an imposter...and I peeped it out a long time ago...:hat

[21_Dickings]

Vulva, what's happening, my man?

You still gonna beat Koolaid's ass down?

It's well deserved. Someone like him needs to know his true place in the world. On the floor, looking up at those who are better than him.

[Koolaid_Man]

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vulva you been conspicuously quiet after I called you out for acting like a fucking crackhead...chasing me around the board and such...you and Dickings are some real tworkers...

[21_Dickings]

Don't forget faggot you came to me asking to suck my dick and make peace not the other way around...:lol but I see you dickings trying to fire on all cylinders...:rollin$$$ talk and such...trying to express bravado like Kool...I like...

I bet chasing young boys around LA like Eddie T Long is gratifying for ya...:lol

BTW - I don't own a porn company my cousin does...I'm just a big black feature on occasion...

Dickings you're a homo for crying out loud...you're afraid of MMA...Basketball is a man's game you might get bitch slapped on the court you say the wrong thing...find another team to dream about fucking you're an imposter...and I peeped it out a long time ago...:hat

Sure I did. But you breached that pact with your first post in this thread.

Oh, and you don't own the company? Just an actor "on occasion?"

Makes sense, you got bit player written all over you.

Maybe if you play your cards right and act nice, I can get you on a real set. Of course you won't get any camera time, your job will be fetching me coffee and the like, but at least you can legitimately say you were in the "biz."

[Koolaid_Man]

Vulva, what's happening, my man?

You still gonna beat Koolaid's ass down?

It's well deserved. Someone like him needs to know his true place in the world. On the floor, looking up at those who are better than him.

spoken like a true faggot...

[Koolaid_Man]

Sure I did. But you breached that pact with your first post in this thread.

Oh, and you don't own the company? Just an actor "on occasion?"

Makes sense, you got bit player written all over you.

Maybe if you play your cards right and act nice, I can get you on a real set. Of course you won't get any camera time, your job will be fetching me coffee and the like, but at least you can legitimately say you were in the "biz."


There never was a pact silly rabbit...you wanted to ride my disney and I told you that you were on probation...

You trying to be like Kool so bad but you'll never be accepted in LA by real Laker fans...only the queer fanbase and only by ass gaped Mavs Krew troll...

[21_Dickings]

spoken like a true faggot...

It's the natural order of things.

Supplicants like you need to understand their role in life and not think bigger than they are.

You ain't a true mover and shaker, bro. Not with the way you're on Kobe's nuts and waiting on your parents to die so you can get paid with an inheritance.

Now you want that gopher job or not?

[Koolaid_Man]

It's the natural order of things.

Supplicants like you need to understand their role in life and not think bigger than they are.

You ain't a true mover and shaker, bro. Not with the way you're on Kobe's nuts and waiting on your parents to die so you can get paid with an inheritance.

Now you want that gopher job or not?


I pay Kobe's bills...now the real question is why are you letting me teabag you...better said...why are you on my nuts..:lol Ohh naw..I'm not complaining they're big enough just want you to be comfortable with your Koolaid nuts sac decision...

and as for me living off my parents generosity...let's just say that it's the American way....( but I do work part time on occasion...you know some pro bono type shit) :lol

[21_Dickings]

better said...why are you on my nuts..:lol

Who came into this thread? Lol.


and as for me living off my parents generosity...let's just say that it's the American way....( but I do work part time on occasion...you know some pro bono type shit) :lol

You're going to be broke by 50. Guaranteed. You have a welfare recipient's mentality, think there's always going to be a free pile of money around to bail you out. Then one day, the cash flow stops, and next thing you know, you're holding up liquor stores, or sucking fag dick in West Hollywood. This is your future, no doubt about it.

You're prey, not a predator.

[silverblk mystix]

Damn right.

You fly-over country hillbillies need to understand that we often have business to conduct after the game.

Hell, I didn't even watch game 7 of the Finals. First off, I knew Kobe was going to get it done, and second, I had a three-picture deal to finalize for one of my clients that night.

yeah,

and I am the fuckin' tooth fairy.

[21_Dickings]

kool aid man's face in response to that

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lol.

How fuckin' pathetic is it to brag about living off your parents?

[Koolaid_Man]

this bitch nigga will be livin off daddy's dick till he's old and gray

just remember kool, don't never bite the motherfuckin dick that feeds you


naw...parents just did a good job in taking care of their biz...so don't hate...just remember one thing if you've learned nothing from my teachings:

Every nigga with dreads is not for the cause and every nigga with gold is not for the fall...so don't get caught up in appearance...it's Koolaid with another black experience...

[Koolaid_Man]

Who came into this thread? Lol.



You're going to be broke by 50. Guaranteed. You have a welfare recipient's mentality, think there's always going to be a free pile of money around to bail you out. Then one day, the cash flow stops, and next thing you know, you're holding up liquor stores, or sucking fag dick in West Hollywood. This is your future, no doubt about it.

You're prey, not a predator.


In case you didn't know the whole US economic system has a welfare mentality...I guess that's why we ( as in tax paying citizens) had to bail out the auto and banking industries...talk about welfare mentality...:lol don't forget Kool likes to bullshit but I'm a muthafucking shark son so you better keep on fishing...:toast

[Giuseppe]

lol.

How fuckin' pathetic is it to brag about living off your parents?

At least they're livin'. I wish I was that fortunate.

[21_Dickings]

In case you didn't know the whole US economic system has a welfare mentality...I guess that's why we ( as in tax paying citizens) had to bail out the auto and banking industries...talk about welfare mentality...:lol don't forget Kool likes to bullshit but I'm a muthafucking shark son so you better keep on fishing...:toast

And it's the welfare mentality that got us into this mess in the first place. So congratulations on being a part of the problem.

But I'm not interested in talking economy. I'm in a recession proof business, so it doesn't affect me none.

Shark?

You're bait.

Hit me up if you want a job after mommy and daddy's money runs out. I don't think I'll start you off on coffee duty right away, you'll have to move up; prove to me you're motivated.

I think I'll pair you up with Julio, my gardener. You can help mow the lawn, trim the bushes, tend to the fruit trees and flowers. Some real honest work that'll get your hands dirty.

Then maybe, if you really show some dedication, you'll be good enough to get my coffee.

[DPG21920]

lol at Kool getting into it with a troll like it is real. This is funny.

Also, lol at the "Shark, you're bait" comment. :lol

[Veterinarian]

lol at Kool getting into it with a troll like it is real.


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