View Full Version : Most punchable face in the NBA..
HarlemHeat37
09-28-2010, 10:34 AM
Which players have the most punchable faces in the NBA?..
I'll start with two..
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:habVCm_OKCgWSM::connect.in.com/lake-delhi-iowa/photos-1-1-1-83378519ba64152582b26d02e33c5daa.html&t=1&usg=AFrqEzc_GbeNvllA8EHrd4TcXaKPaZwinw
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WVaoUtVyyrbvwM::layupdrill.com/2010/07/matt-barnes-on-raptors-radar/&t=1&usg=AFrqEzdYwfaeL7TZs_xmp8igSWkn3p4_hw
Blake is extremely ugly and has a very white trash look to him..he was really punchable before, now it's much worse since he's a Laker..
Barnes is for obvious reasons..
ohmwrecker
09-28-2010, 10:43 AM
http://www.fanballers.com/files/image/Kobe_Face.jpg
Come on, you know you want to.
JamStone
09-28-2010, 10:46 AM
We all know where you were going with this but I'll answer seriously anyway.
I'm sure they're used to donkey punching each other in the back of their heads but...
http://www.lolnba.com/images/2009/08/lol-nba-luke-walton-and-richard-jefferson.jpg
JamStone
09-28-2010, 10:47 AM
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0510/nba_g_dantoni_580.jpg
Venti Quattro
09-28-2010, 10:48 AM
http://benzandabackpack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kobe-scowl.jpg
DUNCANownsKOBE2
09-28-2010, 10:49 AM
http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/e/e9/Act_Leandro_Barbosa.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_68dc2X9bOzA/SwnOW8IhuLI/AAAAAAAAAwU/eu6DOScEWOs/s1600/kirilenko_andrei_1.jpg
koriwhat
09-28-2010, 10:51 AM
2 for 1!
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2009/04/090425_NS_25mavsendB.jpg
Killakobe81
09-28-2010, 10:51 AM
Good choices Jamstone. I dont know about faces though, but where I come from dancing, prancing and preening on a basketball court would get you more than a punch in the face ...
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xX5NdToDjfk/hqdefault.jpg
ohmwrecker
09-28-2010, 10:53 AM
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/terry.jpg
koriwhat
09-28-2010, 10:53 AM
:tu ohm!
Venti Quattro
09-28-2010, 10:53 AM
http://media.syracuse.com/sports/photo/lebrons-decision-basket-4jpg-278d1a669cab4d10_large.jpg
koriwhat
09-28-2010, 10:54 AM
fuck it... the whole mavs organization!
Ashy Larry
09-28-2010, 10:56 AM
http://www.tigerpony.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/manu_article_large.jpg
Phillip
09-28-2010, 10:57 AM
Matt Barnes, definitely
lurker
09-28-2010, 11:01 AM
http://athletetattoodatabase.com/img/wiki_up/andersen.jpg
Thompson
09-28-2010, 11:02 AM
I'll go with the rat-faced nut-puncher Jason Terry.
Right when he's doing his gay little 'airplane' move.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3_VWxRpNRqyu15RzipMM9I4OqWyvcn 27ITQHlVnAVRlu6XAY&t=1&usg=__AtwzLRGnQ8QMYsS_ru-SGGPkFS4=
JamStone
09-28-2010, 11:08 AM
http://ticketstumbler.com/blogs/sports/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mikemiller.jpg
Basketballgirl25
09-28-2010, 11:14 AM
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g72/kenielle_2006/capt.jpg
lefty
09-28-2010, 11:16 AM
http://voices.mysanantonio.com/chris_duel/RCBuford.jpg
sefant77
09-28-2010, 11:16 AM
http://lowposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/luis_scola.jpg
http://static.technorati.com/10/01/22/3585/kevin-garnett4.jpg
http://tattoostars.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tattoo_kenyon_martin_tattoos1.jpg
http://celticshub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p1.jr_.jpg
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/469071/chris-bosh.jpg
http://img.fannation.com/upload/si_blog_post_images/25061/bruce-bowen-spurs.jpg
http://s46884.gridserver.com/images/uploads/00varejao.jpg
http://ambasketball.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pau_gasol1.jpg
Daddy_Of_All_Trolls
09-28-2010, 11:27 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jo0rv-fSdsI/SeeWkeX8IXI/AAAAAAAABwo/lpt0m5bzqkA/s400/kevingarnett.jpg
http://counterkicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kevin-garnett-signs-with-anta-counterkicks-exclusive.jpg
http://www.unlikelywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/glenndavis.jpg
http://cdn.tauntr.com/sites/default/files/userfiles/Glen%20Big%20Baby%20Davis%20Tounguer_1(1).gif
HarlemHeat37
09-28-2010, 11:29 AM
I actually wasn't trolling here, Tbh..Kobe only makes the list when he's making that retarded "scowl"..
Barbosa, Gasol, Terry, KMart are great picks..
Another one is Paul Pierce IMO..
HarlemHeat37
09-28-2010, 11:31 AM
Matt Bonner has to make this list too..
When he chokes and fucks up, his Ginger face is really punchable..I can imagine fans of opposing teams get really mad when he has a good game against them too..
Daddy_Of_All_Trolls
09-28-2010, 11:31 AM
http://www.checkoutmycards.com/CardImages/Cards/004/781/04F.jpg
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/190/160/washington_punch8_display_image.jpg?1270474987
http://assoutsince.blogspot.com/2008/12/rudy-tomjanovich.html
sefant77
09-28-2010, 11:43 AM
Pierce and Glen Davis are great picks. I think Boston and Miami are the most punchable teams.
http://nbasoup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kendrick-perkins-celtics.jpg
http://homedir-c.libsyn.com/podcasts/5d591d90fee381d932b0cc7c663ba1fd/4ca21b17/mtmradio/images/jamal_crawford-arton20920-240x240.jpg
http://lowposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/monta_ellis.jpg
slick'81
09-28-2010, 11:44 AM
kenyon martin
http://www.nbadunkers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kenyon-martin.jpg
steve nash
http://www.brokencountry.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/steve_nash.jpg
dirker dirker
http://www.nbatoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dirk_nowitzki1.jpg
bbb bonner
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d8bF7KBsmHI/RpMGJPomHXI/AAAAAAAAAkE/mW9f_eetDVo/s200/matt-bonner-hd.jpg
dirk4mvp
09-28-2010, 11:48 AM
http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2006/duncan_300_060201.jpg
what an ugly sack of shit.
sefant77
09-28-2010, 11:52 AM
I'll go with the rat-faced nut-puncher Jason Terry.
Right when he's doing his gay little 'airplane' move.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3_VWxRpNRqyu15RzipMM9I4OqWyvcn 27ITQHlVnAVRlu6XAY&t=1&usg=__AtwzLRGnQ8QMYsS_ru-SGGPkFS4=
Until the moment Terry delivers again in the postseason (if...) i wanna punch him every time he do this crap...
slick'81
09-28-2010, 11:54 AM
http://kimoracochran.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/carmelo-anthony.jpg
HarlemHeat37
09-28-2010, 11:56 AM
If Carmelo lost his mustache, he would look like a massive dyke, TBH..
One of the most feminine looking men in the NBA..
JamStone
09-28-2010, 11:57 AM
No, he looks like a massive dyke even with the moustache
http://boston.sportsthenandnow.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/big3.jpg
benefactor
09-28-2010, 11:58 AM
Terry is #1 pretty easily.
lefty
09-28-2010, 11:58 AM
If Carmelo lost his mustache, he would look like a massive dyke, TBH..
One of the most feminine looking men in the NBA..
He would look like Venus and Serena's little sister
Venti Quattro
09-28-2010, 11:59 AM
http://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2010/09/27/19/KnicksMediaDayBasketball.standalone.prod_affiliate .4.JPG
HarlemHeat37
09-28-2010, 11:59 AM
http://kimoracochran.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/carmelo-anthony.jpg
http://www.theunabashedqueer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/latifah.jpg
slick'81
09-28-2010, 12:00 PM
lmao at melo
Venti Quattro
09-28-2010, 12:03 PM
http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2008/06/06/va1237312210745/Boston-Celtics-Paul-Pierce-6080583.jpg
PDXSpursFan
09-28-2010, 12:10 PM
http://with-malice.com/images/stories/blogpics/stern-ok.jpg
lefty
09-28-2010, 12:45 PM
http://www.asternwarning.com/images/stories/ben%20wallace%20rebound.jpg
Ben Wallace, for the way he hurt me.
In my eyes, he was responsible for the brawl. I still remember that night like it was yesterday. I weeped that night, I was in tears, I cursed profusely. No, they weren't tears of sadness, but instead, tears of rage. Indiana is a proud state, and our team brought shame and embarrassment upon it.
While Ron escalated the situation, it was Ben Wallace that teed it up, Ron only knocked it out of the park. Ben Wallace used unnecessary force, the game was over, this tragedy DID NOT need to happen. I did not need to go through that misery.
As devastating as the brawl was to the Pistons, it was a 100 times worse for my Pacers. We had a Championship-contender broken up by the suspensions and fallout. Reggie ended his season in shame, and our franchise has yet to recover.
I agree; the refs were going to call a flagrant anyway, and it's not like it was a McHaleonRambis takedown either, nothing to justify such a reaction.
Wallace should have been suspended 10 games
JamStone
09-28-2010, 01:10 PM
http://www.asternwarning.com/images/stories/ben%20wallace%20rebound.jpg
Ben Wallace, for the way he hurt me.
In my eyes, he was responsible for the brawl. I still remember that night like it was yesterday. I weeped that night, I was in tears, I cursed profusely. No, they weren't tears of sadness, but instead, tears of rage. Indiana is a proud state, and our team brought shame and embarrassment upon it.
While Ron escalated the situation, it was Ben Wallace that teed it up, Ron only knocked it out of the park. Ben Wallace used unnecessary force, the game was over, this tragedy DID NOT need to happen. I did not need to go through that misery.
As devastating as the brawl was to the Pistons, it was a 100 times worse for my Pacers. We had a Championship-contender broken up by the suspensions and fallout. Reggie ended his season in shame, and our franchise has yet to recover.
Ben deserves plenty of blame for trying to fight Artest. Ben carries no blame to why Artest got suspended. Artest never had to go into the stands to start punching fans. Period. If everything else remained the same except for Artest and S-Jax going into the stands, there's no crazy melee and Artest at most is suspended a couple games. Ben Wallace didn't make Artest go into the stands. That's what ruined the Pacers' season. Not Wallace.
If you want to backtrack and start assigning blame, go to Rick Carlisle first. Your team is up 15 points with less than a minute left and on the road. Why are your starters still in the game? Why are your two best players in the game? The Pistons were the team that was down in the game. Ben shouldn't have been in the game either, but it's more understandable.
Then go to Ron Artest the same question about the foul. Your team is up 15 points with less than a minute to go. Why are you committing a hard foul on Ben Wallace's neck? Let him have the fucking lay-up.
If you're going to go back to assign blame, point to those two first.
And if Ben Wallace has such a punchable face, why did Artest go lay down on the scorer's table when challenged to fight by Ben? And then subsequently decide to punch a scrawny 6 foot fan in the stands? Let's get things straight here.
Ben Wallace was stupid to overreact to the foul. But Artest never should have fouled him in the first place, and Carlisle should have had Ron out of the game. The Pistons fans at the Palace that night were a disgrace. Let's get that out of the way. Many if not most are a disgrace to Pistons fans and NBA fans in general. There should have been more fans from that game to be banned. But it wasn't those fans (not even John Green) or Ben Wallace that made Artest get suspended. He had no one else to blame but himself. It was a fucking plastic cup. Ben Wallace shoves you in the chest and you back away. But a plastic cup is going to make you run and swing punched on random people?
Blame Ron. And I actually like Ron Artest. I think he's got a good heart down deep inside and for all his eccentricities he's actually a likable guy. But it was his own doing.
lefty
09-28-2010, 01:17 PM
Ben deserves plenty of blame for trying to fight Artest. Ben carries no blame to why Artest got suspended. Artest never had to go into the stands to start punching fans. Period. If everything else remained the same except for Artest and S-Jax going into the stands, there's no crazy melee and Artest at most is suspended a couple games. Ben Wallace didn't make Artest go into the stands. That's what ruined the Pacers' season. Not Wallace.
If you want to backtrack and start assigning blame, go to Rick Carlisle first. Your team is up 15 points with less than a minute left and on the road. Why are your starters still in the game? Why are your two best players in the game? The Pistons were the team that was down in the game. Ben shouldn't have been in the game either, but it's more understandable.
Then go to Ron Artest the same question about the foul. Your team is up 15 points with less than a minute to go. Why are you committing a hard foul on Ben Wallace's neck? Let him have the fucking lay-up.
If you're going to go back to assign blame, point to those two first.
And if Ben Wallace has such a punchable face, why did Artest go lay down on the scorer's table when challenged to fight by Ben? And then subsequently decide to punch a scrawny 6 foot fan in the stands? Let's get things straight here.
Ben Wallace was stupid to overreact to the foul. But Artest never should have fouled him in the first place, and Carlisle should have had Ron out of the game. The Pistons fans at the Palace that night were a disgrace. Let's get that out of the way. Many if not most are a disgrace to Pistons fans and NBA fans in general. There should have been more fans from that game to be banned. But it wasn't those fans (not even John Green) or Ben Wallace that made Artest get suspended. He had no one else to blame but himself. It was a fucking plastic cup. Ben Wallace shoves you in the chest and you back away. But a plastic cup is going to make you run and swing punched on random people?
Blame Ron. And I actually like Ron Artest. I think he's got a good heart down deep inside and for all his eccentricities he's actually a likable guy. But it was his own doing.
Because the Pistons were really awesome back then
They could have made a comeback :D
DUNCANownsKOBE2
09-28-2010, 01:19 PM
http://www.asternwarning.com/images/stories/ben%20wallace%20rebound.jpg
Ben Wallace, for the way he hurt me.
In my eyes, he was responsible for the brawl. I still remember that night like it was yesterday. I weeped that night, I was in tears, I cursed profusely. No, they weren't tears of sadness, but instead, tears of rage. Indiana is a proud state, and our team brought shame and embarrassment upon it.
While Ron escalated the situation, it was Ben Wallace that teed it up, Ron only knocked it out of the park. Ben Wallace used unnecessary force, the game was over, this tragedy DID NOT need to happen. I did not need to go through that misery.
As devastating as the brawl was to the Pistons, it was a 100 times worse for my Pacers. We had a Championship-contender broken up by the suspensions and fallout. Reggie ended his season in shame, and our franchise has yet to recover.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Idk what's funnier, this troll, or the amount of people who respond seriously.
JamStone
09-28-2010, 01:23 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Idk what's funnier, this troll, or the amount of people who respond seriously.
Lol was a good troll. Trolled the fuck out of me.
But then again, I'm pretty fucking gullible when it comes to identifying trolls...
edit: dammit, didn't notice the "every day offers potential" title tagline... but I did think something was funny when he talked about crying all night...
monosylab1k
09-28-2010, 01:23 PM
I would gladly give up 10 years off the end of my life if I ever got to coldcock that fake thug wannabe faggot piece of shit Matt Barnes.
JamStone
09-28-2010, 01:26 PM
I want to punch DoK in the face for not makin his post before I made a long, serious response post to that Darrin troll.... fuck
DUNCANownsKOBE2
09-28-2010, 01:28 PM
Sorry I made that post the minute I saw Aaron's post :lol. As funny as it was, Aaron's debut in Findog's power rankings thread was way funnier, that had me cracking up for a solid 20 minutes.
redzero
09-28-2010, 02:18 PM
Lol was a good troll. Trolled the fuck out of me.
But then again, I'm pretty fucking gullible when it comes to identifying trolls...
edit: dammit, didn't notice the "every day offers potential" title tagline... but I did think something was funny when he talked about crying all night...
:lmao
I didn't know he was a troll at first when he posted in that other thread. I was wondering what DoK found so funny.
dallasmavsnfuego214
09-28-2010, 02:25 PM
http://www.asternwarning.com/images/stories/ben%20wallace%20rebound.jpg
Ben Wallace, for the way he hurt me.
In my eyes, he was responsible for the brawl. I still remember that night like it was yesterday. I weeped that night, I was in tears, I cursed profusely. No, they weren't tears of sadness, but instead, tears of rage. Indiana is a proud state, and our team brought shame and embarrassment upon it.
While Ron escalated the situation, it was Ben Wallace that teed it up, Ron only knocked it out of the park. Ben Wallace used unnecessary force, the game was over, this tragedy DID NOT need to happen. I did not need to go through that misery.
As devastating as the brawl was to the Pistons, it was a 100 times worse for my Pacers. We had a Championship-contender broken up by the suspensions and fallout. Reggie ended his season in shame, and our franchise has yet to recover.
Did you forget to change your tampons before this post? Jesus Christ
TheManFromAcme
09-28-2010, 02:31 PM
http://kimoracochran.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/carmelo-anthony.jpg
http://www.theunabashedqueer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/latifah.jpg
:lol:lol
hater
09-28-2010, 07:33 PM
http://nballin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/d-wade1.jpg
cornbread
09-28-2010, 08:47 PM
http://thescroogereport.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/mark-madsen.jpg
Is this even a question?
http://imkeithhernandez.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/knockout_kobe__childs.jpg
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/000/768/556/RackMultipart.5490.0_crop_340x234.jpg?1259967835
http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Kobe-4.jpg
DUNCANownsKOBE2
09-28-2010, 10:16 PM
God Karl Malone was a horse.
timtonymanu
09-28-2010, 10:32 PM
the whole Celtics 2008-2010 team
Vujacic
Varejao
Boozer
Terry
Barea
Gasol
Bonner - How can a professional NBA player have the confidence of a scared middle schooler?
greyforest
09-29-2010, 03:18 AM
http://with-malice.com/images/stories/blogpics/stern-ok.jpg
close thread
Bukefal
09-29-2010, 06:28 AM
http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nba/players/65/1975.jpg
http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nba/players/65/515.jpg
http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nba/players/65/110.jpg
http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nba/players/65/2171.jpg
http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nba/players/65/2384.jpg
http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nba/players/65/2421.jpg
sefant77
09-29-2010, 07:53 AM
http://www.phillyref.com/basketball/nbarefs/ism_bennett_salvatore.jpg
http://www.redsarmy.com/.a/6a01156f2c3287970c0120a6aa2118970b-450wi
http://espn.go.com/photo/2007/0529/nba_g_pistons_395.jpg
rickross
09-29-2010, 08:07 AM
http://hoopeduponline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/andrew_bynum_playboy_mansion.jpg
i dunno how this is debatable. andrea glassnum. hated by all da league lakers or not. glass made, no game, shit loyalty, overpaid scrub, fuckin rihanna and so on. this nigga be a lock on dis thread.
Giuseppe
09-29-2010, 09:02 AM
:rolleyes
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