Lakers fans asked questions about American History

[midnightpulp]

Accurate portrayal of the intelligence and knowledge your average Lakers fan possesses.

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[Giuseppe]

I smell skunk.

[BadOdor]

Tbh you seem overly obsessed with laker fans.

U mad, bro?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Accurate portrayal of the intelligence and knowledge your average Lakers fan possesses.

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your inferiority complex keeps shining through...once again MP starts another laker thread. come to the darkside my son:king

[Giuseppe]

Poor Mid, he knew he was fucked the moment Artest didn't implode, and Media couldn't talk him out of it.

Tougheth lucketh.

[21_Dickings]

Lol. OBSESSED!!!!!!

We don't care about useless and pointless history. We're too busy going to the beach, carousing Hollywood, banging models and actresses, and watching our wonderful, beautiful, spiritually transcendent Los Angeles Lakers led by the platinum cocked Kobe Bryant to care about any of that shit. Besides, we know plenty about America. We know about the Lakers, and the Lakers ARE America.

Reading books and paying attention to boring shit is for you congestive-heart-failures-waiting-to-happen Spurs and Mavs fans. Lakers fans ain't got time for that shit.

[midnightpulp]

Great fanbase.

Best in sports, imo.

[Koolaid_Man]

Accurate portrayal of the intelligence and knowledge your average Lakers fan possesses.

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say mid...Imma show you how we stunt on mama boy bitches like you..Nigga you wish you was down with El-ay...now go put a short fused fire-cracker in your ass bitch...but us Niggas we gone ride or die...

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[midnightpulp]

Another fine representative of the Lakers fanbase:

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[Giuseppe]

Mid, runnin' as fast as he can.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Great fanbase.

Best in sports, imo.
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-08-02/1280722714336.jpg

[midnightpulp]

Typical behavior of beaner Lakers fans, which translates into typical behavior of Lakers fans at large, considering that the majority of the Laker fanbase are beaners.

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[Giuseppe]

If Artest implodes there ain't no fight.

tee, hee.

[Venti Quattro]

American History? You should ask Native American, not Lakers fans.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Another fine representative of the Lakers fanbase:

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[midnightpulp]

Another fine representative of the Lakers fanbase:

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Luva, bet the hours are harsh at that convenience store you work at?

Get held up by any fellow Lakers fans, yet?

[Koolaid_Man]

Accurate portrayal of the intelligence and knowledge your average Lakers fan possesses.

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End of Debate question...you ready Mid and 21....Is there a video game out on the City if San Antonio just like the one below? :lol

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[Dunc n Dave]

Another fine representative of the Lakers fanbase:

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I like this one better.
"My Lakers win the Super Bowl, my Lakers win the World Series!":lol
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[Giuseppe]

I like this one better.
"My Lakers win the Super Bowl, my Lakers win the World Series!":lol
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Dunc, easin' on down in the caca again. Not like when you played stinky finger with my pedophile stuff, but, you ain't as penitent as your portended at the time, daddy-O.

tee, hee.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

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God, what a cheap fuckin kyke Sarver is. You only win $77,777 if you make the half court shot at the Suns game.

[DeadlyDynasty]

God, what a cheap fuckin kyke Sarver is. You only win $77,777 if you make the half court shot at the Suns game.

I wonder if Sarver really is a heeb...he was a banker afterall

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I wonder if Sarver really is a heeb
he is......he goes to the synagogue I went to when I was a practicing Jew.

[Dunc n Dave]

Dunc, easin' on down in the caca again. Not like when you played stinky finger with my pedophile stuff, but, you ain't as penitent as your portended at the time, daddy-O.

tee, hee.

Don't get your granny panties in wad there Cully. You know damn well your Lakeshow has some stupid ass bandwagoners. You can't help but laugh at this guy while he repeats himself over and over again.

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[Latarian Milton]

what date is the "independent day"?

[Latarian Milton]

what was the first battle fought in the independent war between British troops and american revolutionists?

[Dunc n Dave]

what was the first battle fought in the independent war between British troops and american revolutionists?

Lexington & Concord on the same day...

Laker Fan Answer: WOOO! Lakers #1!!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Although I'm clearly winning in the physical department, you seem to have the edge intellectually because you are genius at the internet. Can you imagine if your smart brain were to team up with my muscular body and wildly handsome face parts? No, no one can, cause if they did their brain would explode and that's just not healthy.
:rollin

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

Hey, MP, I have to give you props, you are the number one Lakers hater I ever had a chance to banter with.

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

what was the first battle fought in the independent war between British troops and american revolutionists?

If the answer you are looking for is Bunker hill, the actual answer is Breed's Hill, which was nearby.

[redzero]

In all fairness to people in California, I'm sure other people across the country don't know shit either.

[IronMexican]

Typical behavior of beaner Lakers fans, which translates into typical behavior of Lakers fans at large, considering that the majority of the Laker fanbase are beaners.

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Brah, I almost got in a fight with a dumbass black guy at the Parade this year. We were leaving the parade(It took forever, cause everyone had to walk through the blue line, and cops had to try and let them pass), and as we get out, this dumbass black guy throws a water bottle that open into the sea of fans. I told him what a stupid thing he did, and he just said sorry and walked away. I really do hate retarded people.

[IronMexican]

How could anybody possibly interpret a story like that as "almost" getting into a fight?

Well, I felt like jumping him brah. But I just told him how stupid he was. But you're probably right.

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

If the answer you are looking for is Bunker hill, the actual answer is Breed's Hill, which was nearby.

nope, not the first battle. I just remembered the trick the battle was fought on Breed's Hill, but Bunker Hill was the main objective. I have actually been to Boston, but that was when I was a kid.

[IronMexican]

And I didn't see any fights at the shitty parade this year.

We saw the Lakers for about 20 seconds, then we waited another 2 hours to get off the street. It was the shittiest thing ever.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Brah, I almost got in a fight with a dumbass black guy at the Parade this year. We were leaving the parade(It took forever, cause everyone had to walk through the blue line, and cops had to try and let them pass), and as we get out, this dumbass black guy throws a water bottle that open into the sea of fans. I told him what a stupid thing he did, and he just said sorry and walked away. I really do hate retarded people.
lol fake black guy

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

Well, I felt like jumping him brah. But I just told him how stupid he was. But you're probably right.

Man, you could have been on television! Or in the morgue. why fans disrupt victory celebrations is still a mystery to me.

[IronMexican]

Oh shit. I forgot I did almost see a fight. I was on the blue line, and this Tongan guy almost got in a fight with this Chunti Mexican. It was pretty funny. What sucked was that the blue line train we were on shut down, and we were in that hot ass train for a good 15 minutes waiting for it to get back up.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

true tbh. a real nigga wouldn't take shit from some Mipster.
Unless he was a blipster :lol, but in that case he and IM woulda introduced themselves and then chilled at starbucks blogging for 4 hours.

[redzero]

And I didn't see any fights at the shitty parade this year.

We saw the Lakers for about 20 seconds, then we waited another 2 hours to get off the street. It was the shittiest thing ever.

I waited an hour to see the Saints then over two hours to get back home. I had to wait for a ferry for a long ass time, and some old woman fainted, too. And it was cold.

[Latarian Milton]

How could anybody possibly interpret a story like that as "almost" getting into a fight?

You should never have expected a wimpy tacobreath to fight someone tbh. IB is just a class 1 pussy who only acts like a man when striping little girls of early teens tbh.

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

Oh shit. I forgot I did almost see a fight. I was on the blue line, and this Tongan guy almost got in a fight with this Chunti Mexican. It was pretty funny. What sucked was that the blue line train we were on shut down, and we were in that hot ass train for a good 15 minutes waiting for it to get back up.
Always bet on the Tongan. Those fuckers are huge, and so iz their wimenz.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

You should never have expected a wimpy tacobreath to fight someone tbh. IB is just a class 1 pussy who only acts like a man when striping little girls of early teens tbh.
:lmao tacobreath

[IronMexican]

How did this one go? Did the Tongan politely ask the Mexican to stop his unruly behavior, and then did the Mexican give him a sincere apology and stop?

I have no idea how happened. I was sitting down, waiting to get to Food 4 Less, when this Tongan was just talking shit.


And I was paraphrasing hwhwhat I said, when I mentioned what happened earlier.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I waited an hour to see the Saints then over two hours to get back home. I had to wait for a ferry for a long ass time, and some old woman fainted, too. And it was cold.
Was there any looting?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Does a new panda bear album shit in the woods?
:lmao

[IronMexican]

is your shit talking basically saying "dance you fucker dance you fucker" and throwing flan in their face?

What's det from?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol "Panda Bear"

wtf is this CD cover:

http://geronilistening.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/personpitch1.jpeg?w=500&h=500

[redzero]

Was there any looting?

I get it. There was looting during Katrina, so there would be looting during the Saints parade. :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I get it. There was looting during Katrina, so there would be looting during the Saints parade. :lmao
So was there? You didn't answer my question, did you manage to steal any panda bear CDs or macbooks?

[redzero]

So was there? You didn't answer my question? Did you manage to steal any panda bear CDs or macbooks?

Why the hell would I want to steal something that is available with a quick google search?

[Latarian Milton]

taco garnished with pickles seems to taste good tbh. :drool:

[redzero]

It really took you like 5 minutes to write this reply? crofl

What, you saw what I was typing?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Why the hell would I want to steal something that is available with a quick google search?
So you downloaded it already, have you blogged about it yet?

[Latarian Milton]

What, you saw what I was typing?

every time i read your posts i smell a stinging stench of rotten fish tbh.

[redzero]

So you downloaded it already, have you blogged about it yet?

I don't blog. Not for me.

[IronMexican]

tbh as THOSE niggas were gettin away with cases of Heineken and cartons of Newports, redzero chose PBR's and thrift shop wristbands.

Alright, this was pretty funny.

[redzero]

I'm curious to see where you two are going with this.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

tbh im still laughing at Latarian's rotten fish joke. I was cracking up for a solid 45 seconds at that one.

[IronMexican]

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[DeadlyDynasty]

tbh what is the hipster cigarette of choice? I have no clue.
probably the p-funks

[DeadlyDynasty]

I know there's no way hipsters smoke anything as mainstream as Marlboros or Camels.

tbh as a possible future hipster (status pending), I'd go with some old ass brand that nobody smokes anymore, like Chesterfields or Lucky Strike.
that's not hipster...that's the homeless brand

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Rogue still has it!

tbh Rogue vs. Culburn is a battle we all want to see.
Tbh i've actually used the term "pickle breath" in real life a few times recently :lol

[dirk4mvp]

I get it. There was looting during Katrina, so there would be looting during the Saints parade. :lmao

scrah why are you getting so defensive? it's what goes on in Nawlins. Would you also get defensive if he made a joke about blacks being unemployed in nawlins, while not necessarily referring to you?

[redzero]

scrah why are you getting so defensive? it's what goes on in Nawlins. Would you also get defensive if he made a joke about blacks being unemployed in nawlins, while not necessarily referring to you?

Who said that I was getting defensive? It was a predictable joke.

I don't care if anybody makes Katrina jokes. I've laughed at worse.

[Greg Oden]

isn't downloading just online looting?

crofl redzero, official New Orleans looter.

gregulated

[redzero]

tbh i still dont get why are we all still buying into that bullcrap about redzero being black.

Again, I never brought up my race a single time on this message board out of the blue.

I'm not the one saying what I am; you bring it up.

[Greg Oden]

tbh i still dont get why are we all still buying into that bullcrap about redzero being black.

is the consensus now that he's using the black hipster shtick for online cool points?

[IronMexican]

Confession time. I'm white.

[Greg Oden]

Who said that I was getting defensive? I

There's no need for anyone to say it. Anyone with 4th grade reading comprehension skills can see that you get defensive.

[BUMP]

Confession time. I'm white.

scrah, what's the story behind the 25 year old virgin, Jacob1983?

[Internet Tough Guy]

Why do black people only have nightmares?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Why do black people only have nightmares?
Why?

[IronMexican]

scrah, what's the story behind the 25 year old virgin, Jacob1983?

27 year old virgin, brah. Search his threads.

[Greg Oden]

absolutely. the way he keeps accusing us of being the ones bringing it up is to rack up more "i'm too cool to give a shit about it anyways" points.

tbh if he can recommend some cool music, that would be appreciated :tu

[Internet Tough Guy]

Why?

Because we killed the one that had a dream

[redzero]

the way he keeps accusing us of being the ones bringing it up

You ARE the ones bringing it up.

[midnightpulp]

Just what is the hipster fascination with shitty Pabst Blue Ribbon? You'd think Hipsters would be into microbrews and the like because they're less "mainstream." Although the take over of microbrew drinking by yuppies may explain it.

And lol at Chesterfields. I used to smoke those. But I was a smoker/drinker, meaning I would only smoke when I drank. I found they were smoother than non-light cigs in a similar price range.

[DeadlyDynasty]

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/Martin-Luther-King-Jr-1-12-10.jpg

[BUMP]

27 year old virgin, brah. Search his threads.

I just wanna see where he admitted it. I was pointed in your direction, tbh.

[Internet Tough Guy]

http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/photos/uncategorized/bearfan.jpg

[redzero]

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/Martin-Luther-King-Jr-1-12-10.jpg

HA HA HA What the fuck is going on this thread?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

there's a new panda bear album coming out soon! :wow:wow:wow:wow:wow
:danceclub at starbucks!

[Greg Oden]

there's a new panda bear album coming out soon! :wow:wow:wow:wow:wow

:wow Do you have any samples I can hear! I gotta hear something from a great band like that asap! :flag:

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/photos/uncategorized/bearfan.jpg
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Greg Oden]

:danceclub at starbucks!

rofl starbucks. anytime i've ever been to the one by my house they always have a rack of The Police records at the front.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's being playfully ironic to drink beer that shitty, and PBR is less mainstream that Keystone Light and other such shitty beers.

Forced irony intended to look natural and playful is a key to hipster life.
Don't talk shit about Keystone. When your a college student who can't find a job and who's one source of extra income is selling aderol, keystone is GREAT beer.

[BUMP]

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[redzero]

yeah keep reminding me of how I keep bringing up how black you are. That's the plan, right?

Yeah, the plan is to not mention my race at all and wait until you complain about me pretending to be black. :tu

You got me.

[IronMexican]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124320

Without re-reading the thread, I think I gave him a pat on the back.

[BUMP]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124320

Without re-reading the thread, I think I gave him a pat on the back.

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[IronMexican]

Don't talk shit about Keystone. When your a college student who can't find a job and who's one source of extra income is selling aderol, keystone is GREAT beer.

Bud Ice, brah. It's the shit. A 32 ounce costs 1.39 at Food 4 Less. But when I have money, I get them at the liquor store for the extra coldness.

[Internet Tough Guy]

It's being playfully ironic to drink beer that shitty, and PBR is less mainstream that Keystone Light and other such shitty beers.

Forced irony intended to look natural and playful is a key to hipster life.

Back when I was in college, before I dropped out to get ripped and be awesome, I had this roommate that drank only PBR. Thinking back on it now he was definitely a little hipster faggot. Said it wasn't cool to listen to Jimi Hendrix when we smoked weed because it was typical stoner music and then proceeded to put on some shit with a bunch of stand up bass and the singer just yelling as loud as fucking possible. Long story short I broke the apartment lease without telling him about it and fucked over both of our credit scores. But we did have this awesome idea to build a time machine, go back to 2005 and bet on the Katrina death toll in Vegas.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

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[redzero]

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http://underseakatrina.ytmnd.com/

Four years late with that one, brah.

[Internet Tough Guy]

Bud Ice, brah. It's the shit. A 32 ounce costs 1.39 at Food 4 Less. But when I have money, I get them at the liquor store for the extra coldness.

You left out the part where you have to ask the 21 and ups to buy it for you and when they say no you say you'll give them a handie if they change their mind.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Bud Ice, brah. It's the shit. A 32 ounce costs 1.39 at Food 4 Less. But when I have money, I get them at the liquor store for the extra coldness.
I don't buy 32 or 40 ouncers like some sort of nigga, I'm talking about buying 30 racks for parties and shit.

[Internet Tough Guy]

I don't buy 32 or 40 ouncers like some sort of nigga, I'm talking about buying 30 racks for parties and shit.

Ever heard about kegs, Alice?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Ever heard about kegs, Alice?
Yeah and keystone kegs are the best deal.

[IronMexican]

I don't buy 32 or 40 ouncers like some sort of nigga, I'm talking about buying 30 racks for parties and shit.

Missing out, bro. It's greatness.

[redzero]

Who is the Aaron troll?

[BUMP]

Bud Ice, brah. It's the shit. A 32 ounce costs 1.39 at Food 4 Less. But when I have money, I get them at the liquor store for the extra coldness.

tbh, I can tell you're a 4Lokos kinda guy.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Who is the Aaron troll?
I wish I could take credit for that genius :cry

[IronMexican]

:tu dirty thirty all the way. Bonus points if the case is camouflage.

roflroflroflrofl

My alcoholoic always has camouflage beer cans. I never buy tall cans.

I'm contemplating buying 4 loko's again this weekend. Just to see at what point did I lose it last time.

[Internet Tough Guy]

Yeah and keystone kegs are the best deal.

Pony up the dough for a Ziegen keg you fucking pussy. Keystone is just runoff from the Coors brewery. It gets you about as drunk as water.

[IronMexican]

tbh, I can tell you're a 4Lokos kinda guy.


roflroflroflrofl

My alcoholoic always has camouflage beer cans. I never buy tall cans.

I'm contemplating buying 4 loko's again this weekend. Just to see at what point did I lose it last time.

eery. I'm not, though. The 2 cans, plus other beer I drank that one time killed me. I blacked out.

[BUMP]

tbh, I can tell you're a 4Lokos kinda guy.




I'm contemplating buying 4 loko's again this weekend. Just to see at what point did I lose it last time.

wow, money

[DeadlyDynasty]

Don't talk shit about Keystone. When your a college student who can't find a job and who's one source of extra income is selling aderol, keystone is GREAT beer.
fuck yeah, had better luck selling the 20's than the 30's cause they were snortable. and you could charge people out the ass for them around midterms.

as far as beer...natty ice or steel reserve, tasted horrible but most of the time I drank it i were so cheesed up i couldn't taste it anyway

[Internet Tough Guy]

tbh, I can tell you're a 4Lokos kinda guy.

If you don't start your day with two 4Lokos, you're not even trying.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

tbh, I can tell you're a 4Lokos kinda guy.



I'm contemplating buying 4 loko's again this weekend. Just to see at what point did I lose it last time.
:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

fuck yeah, had better luck selling the 20's than the 30's cause they were snortable. and you could charge people out the ass for them around midterms.
Through someone else I met this stupid cuckold who buys them for 0.75 cents a milligram (so 15 bucks for a 20 milligram pill).

If you wanna get drunk real quick, take 2 20's and snort one in each nostril, it'll kill your tolerance for alcohol. 3-4 beers in you'll be fucked up and looking to fuck fat bitches.

[BUMP]

eery. I'm not, though. The 2 cans, plus other beer I drank that one time killed me. I blacked out.

How are they? Are they stronger than Joose? I had one at a party one time, but I hardly remember the taste.

My usual ritual if I'm going to a party is pound a grape Joose first and that usually takes care of me until I get there. End up only spending $2.80 for the night to get fucked up if I can hustle my way in parties without paying.

[IronMexican]

How are they? Are they stronger than Joose? I had one at a party one time, but I hardly remember the taste.

My usual ritual if I'm going to a party is pound a grape Joose first and that usually takes care of me until I get there. End up only spending $2.80 for the night to get fucked up if I can hustle my way in parties without paying.

It tastes fucking disgusting. I blacked out last time I drank two, but that's cause I wasn't prepared. I thought it was regular tall can beer.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

My usual ritual if I'm going to a party is pound a grape Joose first and that usually takes care of me until I get there. End up only spending $2.80 for the night to get fucked up if I can hustle my way in parties without paying.
My ritual is aderol and shotgunning a few beers. If I wanna get real fucked up I'll snort the aderol, but mostly I just take 1-2, shotgun a few beers, and I've got a great buzz going that'll turn into drunk when I get to the party and the aderol kicks in.

[IronMexican]

Yeah getting 3/4 through a 40 and having to drink piss warm beer is always badass.

Game plan, bro. You buy two, drink one, get near the bottom, take out the one you had in the freezer, and finish it, then drink the bottom off the next one. These are the things we know. Besides, who drinks beer slow?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Through someone else I met this stupid cuckold who buys them for 0.75 cents a milligram (so 15 bucks for a 20 milligram pill).

If you wanna get drunk real quick, take 2 20's and snort one in each nostril, it'll kill your tolerance for alcohol. 3-4 beers in you'll be fucked up and looking to fuck fat bitches.
tbh snorting addy is a waste of a pill. Even chewing it wasn't that great. The only thing good about snorting addy was the drip tasted like candy, instead of that shit-tasting coke drip

[BUMP]

My ritual is aderol and shotgunning a few beers. If I wanna get real fucked up I'll snort the aderol, but mostly I just take 1-2, shotgun a few beers, and I've got a great buzz going that'll turn into drunk when I get to the party and the aderol kicks in.

really? I've only take aderol a few times to study and it completely takes away my personality

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

tbh snorting addy is a waste of a pill. Even chewing it wasn't that great. The only thing good about snorting addy was the drip tasted like candy, instead of that shit-tasting coke drip
I get basically all the aderol I want and can sell so snorting it isn't a big deal. This weekend when I have another party at my house I'm def. gonna snort 2 because I wanna get fucked up so I can lower my standards.

[DeadlyDynasty]

really? I've only take aderol a few times to study and it completely takes away my personality
it got like that for me after about a year of using it. I would feel great for only an hour than would be catatonic for the next 4-5

[Latarian Milton]

a virgin's pee may have some positive effects for health according to some botanic theories tbh.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

really? I've only take aderol a few times to study and it completely takes away my personality
I have severe ADD :lol so it has a different effect on me. It basically has a calming effect and it mellows my personality out into a likable human being. If I don't have aderol in me I am crazy as fuck and not a whole lot different than I am on the internet.

[IronMexican]

Or just buy a 30, throw it in the fridge, kill a shitload of cans and never have to worry about it brah.

We know this.

:tu

Good gameplan as well. Was a sale on a 36 of budweiser for 22 bucks a couple weeks back.

[Native American]

Here comes the indian -- the pale man fears his history in this land. He rejects the truths of the past. Murder and greed and destruction to this land was all brought on by the pale man. He built buildings as tall as mountains. He made roads that killed the grass. He built walls that shut out true natives to this land but still raped our women and created a new mixed people, the Mexican. Those people were the result of war and rape and conquest. And by that I mean the Mexican didn't come from a Peacebone.

[IronMexican]

And I've never done any of these white people drugs. Just tweak.

[redzero]

Here comes the indian -- the pale man fears his history in this land. He rejects the truths of the past. Murder and greed and destruction to this land was all brought on by the pale man. He built buildings as tall as mountains. He made roads that killed the grass. He built walls that shut out true natives to this land but still raped our women and created a new mixed people, the Mexican. Those people were the result of war and rape and conquest. And by that I mean the Mexican didn't come from a Peacebone.

You could have thrown in at least one more Animal Collective reference.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I get basically all the aderol I want and can sell so snorting it isn't a big deal. This weekend when I have another party at my house I'm def. gonna snort 2 because I wanna get fucked up so I can lower my standards.
no doubt, i meant waste of a pill not as in money lost, but a definite decrease in buzz. don't get me wrong the shit works either way, but swallowing a pill than pounding some beers almost felt like a blissful sedated state.

the shit i miss the most is the 4mg Dilaudid i was able to get on the reg last year...that shit is like kissing an angel. I would mainline that shit if i could:lol

[Greg Oden]

tbh, you guys are all fagets and have yet to realize whiskey > beer.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol I just figured out the owner of the Aaron troll

[redzero]

tbh, you guys are all fagets and have yet to realize whiskey > beer.

:nope

Greg, you shouldn't worry about alcohol right now. You have to get your act together or the Blazers won't offer you an extension.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

swallowing a pill than pounding some beers almost felt like a blissful sedated state.

EXACTLY. It's a great state to be in at a party.

[IronMexican]

To totally derail the alcohol talk, I listened to Strawberry Jam, and am now listening to Person Pitch:tu

[Jose Canseco]

You could have thrown in at least one more Animal Collective reference.

Eh, I don't know anything about Animal Collective tbh. I had to wiki them to get the two references I put in there. Yes I know this is not the right troll account but I don't care...

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

tbh, you guys are all fagets and have yet to realize whiskey > beer.
I find all hard alcohol disgusting unless its everclear in jungle juice.

[Greg Oden]

these are things we know.

but shitty beer has it's place in life.

shitty beer is an american tradition, imho tbh, but whiskey is so much better and isn't much more expensive than beer if at all.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

To totally derail the alcohol talk, I listened to Strawberry Jam, and am now listening to Person Pitch:tu
Oh great mipster and blipster are gonna try and derail a good thread into shitball music talk.

[Sisk]

KassemG is legit

[redzero]

Oh great mipster and blipster are gonna try and derail a good thread into shitball music talk.

How would you know if you haven't even listened to anything IronMexican and I have talked about?

[DeadlyDynasty]

tbh, you guys are all fagets and have yet to realize whiskey > beer.
http://www.tullamoredew.com/img/photos/large/glassandbottle.jpg


that was my baby...but most of the time i was too fucking cheap so i went jimmy mcnulty and settled for a 5th of cutty

[Jose Canseco]

I find all hard alcohol disgusting unless its everclear in jungle juice.

Lol thats because you can't taste everclear in jungle juice.

Good more potent shit vodka, like the classic shit from Russia or Poland similarly has very little taste to it, especially if it's ice cold. Very good shit.

[IronMexican]

http://www.nowpublic.com/style/four-loko-alcohol-energy-drink-causing-young-people-black-out-2630373.html

Never saw Lemonade. Gonna try det next time.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

If I'm looking to enjoy what I'm drinking, I drink fuckin Dr. Pepper.

[IronMexican]

Dos Equis, broseph. Every drink is like an instant re freshener. Nothing better than doing some construction, than enjoying a bottle of Dos Equis. I've also been telling myself that I was going to start drinking less, but I haven't. It's just a perfect way to enjoy a Saturday or Friday. Sunday is football day, so I don't drink.

[redzero]

tbh on their profile pages, they handjobbed each other over how they derailed this thread already, just by their mere presence :lmao

I didn't derail the thread.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Dos Equis, broseph.
lol beaner beer

[DeadlyDynasty]

true tbh.

if I'm actually looking to enjoy what I'm drinking, and not just get piss ass drunk, then nothing beats a glass of Maker's Mark. Straight. No junk in it.
yeah...nothing looks more pathetic than some dude ordering a good scotch/whiskey and mixing it with coke. Even hennessey (which is a favorite among the darkies) should be had straight or order it tall w/ some water

[IronMexican]

Heineken is balls, btw.

[Jose Canseco]

Dos Equis, broseph. Every drink is like an instant re freshener. Nothing better than doing some construction, than enjoying a bottle of Dos Equis. I've also been telling myself that I was going to start drinking less, but I haven't. It's just a perfect way to enjoy a Saturday or Friday. Sunday is football day, so I don't drink.

Don't you chicos drink shit like pacifica or negra modelo?

[DeadlyDynasty]

presidente is dece

[IronMexican]

Pacifico, broseph. And Negro Modelo is great.

[redzero]

There isn't anything better than the smooth, sweet taste of Southern Comfort. I could drink bottles of that stuff out of the toilet. My experience with this beverage runs deeper than just the sweet taste and the effects of inebriation.

When my Indiana Pacers were involved in the infamous brawl that has destroyed this franchise and embarrassed our great state of Indiana, I cried. Tears of rage. I screamed and shouted at my TV. I weeped like a child missing it's mother.

I had nobody to turn to. I drank my SoCo all night. For that night, following those unfortunate events, it was not only a smooth, sweet alcoholic beverage, but it was also my best friend.

You came in late, man. Why didn't you post in that Jacob thread in The Club?

[TinTin]

wait aaron is for darrin? :lol

[BUMP]

Unfortunately, I think the Aaron troll has peaked. He needs some new material other than the Pistons/Pacers brawl crying.

Either that or post like once a mont

[HarlemHeat37]

Ya, I'm done with the Aaron troll, TBH:lol..

My first 3 posts were genius IMO, not to jerk myself off..

There's so much material to work with, but it's tough to find threads to put it in..I had to reach hard for the post in this thread, I had to find his favorite drink:lol..

[IronMexican]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U&feature=player_embedded#!


rofl

[BUMP]

Ya, I'm done with the Aaron troll, TBH:lol..

My first 3 posts were genius IMO, not to jerk myself off..

There's so much material to work with, but it's tough to find threads to put it in..I had to reach hard for the post in this thread, I had to find his favorite drink:lol..

A good idea, but a good troll doesn't post too often or else the scthick loses its luster. If you dropped it in randomly like once a week, it would be genius.

#Trolling101#

[DeadlyDynasty]

Ya, I'm done with the Aaron troll, TBH:lol..

My first 3 posts were genius IMO, not to jerk myself off..

There's so much material to work with, but it's tough to find threads to put it in..I had to reach hard for the post in this thread, I had to find his favorite drink:lol..

solid work:toast

i hope this doesn't mean you'll be going back to your full-time lebron load-swallowing troll :depressed

[HarlemHeat37]

It's my first troll, inexperience..I was actually going to do that, only post every once in a while, but the good reviews got to my head, I forced one in right here, which killed Aaron's luster for the time being..

Makes me appreciate the efforts put into the good trolls here, TBH, not easy..

I really wanted to work in the post from MiamiHeat's thread about "manliness" from a few months ago..that was probably Darrin's funniest post of all-time..there's really nowhere I could have posted that on the NBA forum though:lol..

[Jose Canseco]

Ya, I'm done with the Aaron troll, TBH:lol..

My first 3 posts were genius IMO, not to jerk myself off..

There's so much material to work with, but it's tough to find threads to put it in..I had to reach hard for the post in this thread, I had to find his favorite drink:lol..

It's hard as fuck to keep a troll shtick goin strong. Native American is hard as hell to keep fresh. I was gonna retire him a couple times. Hard to come up with good material. Tbh, I just make token posts with him now and they're not even close when I first started. That's the genius of Rappin' Shaq. His shtick has lasting power.

[DeadlyDynasty]

A good idea, but a good troll doesn't post too often or else the scthick loses its luster. If you dropped it in randomly like once a week, it would be genius.

#Trolling101#
u need to write a book on that shit and get it copywrighted fast:lol

[HarlemHeat37]

It's hard as fuck to keep a troll shtick goin strong. Native American is hard as hell to keep fresh. I was gonna retire him a couple times. Hard to come up with good material. Tbh, I just make token posts with him now and they're not even close when I first started. That's the genius of Rappin' Shaq. His shtick has lasting power.

True..

It also hurts a troll like Native American(and Aaron, in it's short time) that it builds up some hype..so every time Native American is mentioned or posts something, everybody expects a lot out of it..

A lot of pressure on troll owners, TBH..

Bump has some serious talent for having so many..

[Chieflion]

Aaron could say that he wants Gordon Hayward to play for the Pacers instead of Paul George (Cousins and Monroe).

[HarlemHeat37]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4114998&postcount=23

[Avitus1]

OgnUKAL2G2s

Dude can be a fan of any team in the NBA, thats an impressive shot.

[DeadlyDynasty]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4114998&postcount=23

there's no fucking way that's a serious post...

[z0sa]

:lmao this is one of the greatest threads in ST history.

[IronMexican]

pedobear1 reading. Post about me in 3, 2,..

[Chieflion]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4114998&postcount=23

:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[BUMP]

Bump has some serious talent for having so many..

A little history lesson...

about 90% of my trolls are pre-2007. I actually joined this site in the summer of 05 right after the Spurs won it all. I joined as random douchey blue-MavFan that just talked shit (honestly don't even remember the name). Then I just made trolls and didn't have one name that I would regularly post under. This was back in the days where you just made a troll and could post right away. Ocassionally I would get butthurt from SpurFan and come out of character to defend the Mavs on a random troll account. This was actually a troll account, where I would just bump the oldest threads in the troll forum and just write "bump". Then I decided I needed a regular screenname so I just started posting under this one.

[IronMexican]

BUMP used to be a Bucks fan.

[IronMexican]

Rememba when IronMexican used to scoff Shoegaze?

ol787NjpBS4

[Jose Canseco]

My first two trolls were LeCrab and Chris Fall. I outed them in that one thread mono made about admitting which trolls were his. They were a couple of marginally decent trolls. I never trolled before so I didn't know the disciplined skills of moderation or staying in character. By the time I outed them, I got tired of using of them. That was roughly about 8 months of use.

I told mono this, but I created Native American as a stupid prank troll to talk mindless, stupid shit around Thanksgiving. But Kori had recently implemented the waiting period for new pages and it didn't get approved until something like a week after Thanksgiving. Really had no use for it then, decided to make a stupid post about Josh Howard, a couple people laughed, and born was the shtick. I never intended for the gimmick as it evolved initially. I just kind of went with it. And it really took some time and effort for some of those fucking posts. I think I had a little more fun with LeCrab.

[duckz]

when poster am doing troll
you musst have read posters postings
in truth readin darrin posts is fun
darrin is gift which keeps giving :toast
however havin to read ducks post for material and
doing so for like half an hower
holy fuck brah
holy fuck

[ezau]

Accurate portrayal of the intelligence and knowledge your average Lakers fan possesses.

pzJc7ou1-p8

Wow. Midnight just bukkaked on every Laker fan on this site with this post. Simply amazing:toast

[Giuseppe]

Only Artest imploding woulda trumped it.

tee, hee.

[Ashy Larry]

Crazy thing is everyone of those questions were easy as shit ......

[Jt.ONE]

yes because the few dumbasses represent entire laker fanbase.

moving along.

[Jt.ONE]

Crazy thing is everyone of those questions were easy as shit ......


truth maybe except pointing out where some states were located.


doubt anyone has the time to memorize the location of our states

[Texas_Ranger]

I know every single anwser and I had just like 10 hours of American history in school.
Pathetic. How can someone be that stupid.

[Ashy Larry]

truth maybe except pointing out where some states were located.


doubt anyone has the time to memorize the location of our states


actually, that's quite easy as well ..... geography and social studies were my shit. I'm sort of a map geek. Like you see Italy on a map and it looks like a boot, when you actually see the peninsula up close, it's really a trip.

[Jonathan Goldsmith]

Dos Equis, broseph. Every drink is like an instant re freshener. Nothing better than doing some construction, than enjoying a bottle of Dos Equis. I've also been telling myself that I was going to start drinking less, but I haven't. It's just a perfect way to enjoy a Saturday or Friday. Sunday is football day, so I don't drink.

that stuff tastes like shit.

[Venti Quattro]

My first two trolls were LeCrab and Chris Fall. I outed them in that one thread mono made about admitting which trolls were his. They were a couple of marginally decent trolls. I never trolled before so I didn't know the disciplined skills of moderation or staying in character. By the time I outed them, I got tired of using of them. That was roughly about 8 months of use.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Ace]

yes because the few dumbasses represent entire laker fanbase.

moving along.

Well Kool seems the biggest voice....

[Giuseppe]

Kool is our Number One.

Luva is our Eminence.

So forth & so on from there.

[midnightpulp]

They're asked questions about Egypt:

pedMB8zM2BQ

[mikeschy55]

wow... cowboy fans would do better

[TheMACHINE]

lol someone who lives in California clowning on California. Who REALLY is the idiot?

[midnightpulp]

lol someone who lives in California clowning on California. Who REALLY is the idiot?

Not me, because I could answer those questions.

[vato loco]

Homie all I know is in the history of both these teams:

Lakeshow-16 rings bout to make it 17
San Antonio-4 lmao

[Pepe'sTowing]

Homie all I know is in the history of both these teams:

Lakeshow-16 rings bout to make it 17
San Antonio-4 lmao

Simone, ese.

Hey, if you ever need a tow in LA, I give you one half price. And a free taco!