SpursTillTheEnd
10-05-2010, 01:15 AM
See the list (http://www.complex.com/blog_galleries/youre-not-cool-the-10-biggest-squares-in-nba-history/dwight-howard)
2. Karl Malone
...and the most famous non-white Jazz player, Mr. Karl Malone. He gets a single cool point for allegedly making a pass at Kobe's wife (not really "cool," maybe, but certainly hilarious), but everything else about the Mailman—his staunch Republican support, his love for 18-wheelers and professional wrestling, the entire "black cowboy" shtick...man. Where do we begin?
5. Mark Madsen
All big white stiffs (pause) in the NBA are not created equal, and just because you're tall, white, and goofy doesn't make you uncool. Chris Kaman, he's kind of cool. Scalabrine? Definitely cool. But Mark Madsen...words can't really describe how uncool you are.
4. David Robinson & Tim Duncan
Meet the Twin Towers...of Uncoolness. David's a military man who holds the modern-day NBA record for "Most Consecutive Games Played Without a Shape-Up." Timmy's favorite hobbies include "sword and knife collecting, Dungeons & Dragons, fantasy video games & paintball"—and to that list, we'll add "getting tattoos of jesters and Merlins." Hey, we love these guys, but call ’em what they are: dorks.
2. Karl Malone
...and the most famous non-white Jazz player, Mr. Karl Malone. He gets a single cool point for allegedly making a pass at Kobe's wife (not really "cool," maybe, but certainly hilarious), but everything else about the Mailman—his staunch Republican support, his love for 18-wheelers and professional wrestling, the entire "black cowboy" shtick...man. Where do we begin?
5. Mark Madsen
All big white stiffs (pause) in the NBA are not created equal, and just because you're tall, white, and goofy doesn't make you uncool. Chris Kaman, he's kind of cool. Scalabrine? Definitely cool. But Mark Madsen...words can't really describe how uncool you are.
4. David Robinson & Tim Duncan
Meet the Twin Towers...of Uncoolness. David's a military man who holds the modern-day NBA record for "Most Consecutive Games Played Without a Shape-Up." Timmy's favorite hobbies include "sword and knife collecting, Dungeons & Dragons, fantasy video games & paintball"—and to that list, we'll add "getting tattoos of jesters and Merlins." Hey, we love these guys, but call ’em what they are: dorks.