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21_Dickings
10-05-2010, 08:13 PM
Looking at Luva's latest threads, it would appear he's played himself out. His material seems to only consist of trolling gray named Spur fan by insulting Duncan, or riling up Heat fan (and Kobe haters) with threads about Lebron. Essentially, he's a two trick pony, and one who needs to ride off into the sunset.

Besides, he's never accepted Andrew Bynum as the future of the Lakers franchise, which is a big flaw in his proclaimed "fanhood." He's more Kobe lover than Laker fan and obviously wants Baby Drew to fail so it can somehow bolster Kobe.

That said, I appeal to you, fellow Laker fan, to accept me as your new leader. Think about it. What social advantages do you reap by aligning yourself with Lakaluva? How to smell like curry and let a Golden Retriever curbstomb your tomatoes?

With me as your shepherd, you'll enjoy all the glitz and glamor that Hollywood has to offer. When you hear the term "Hollywood Bigshot" thrown around, I am that nigga. Just today I lunched at the Ivy with Ashton and Demi, and if you play your cards right, make smart plays and don't fuck up, I can bring you into a world that you've only previously seen on TV and in magazines.

Want a testimonial? Ask Koolaid_Man. He's officially in the "biz" as my personal barista, and since becoming so, he's enjoyed his first ever handjob, given to him by the chunky script girl (she would've given him a blow-job, but she was chewing on a drumstick at the time). Suffice to say, he's had a permanent smile on his face all week. Even brought the girl a dozen cupcakes to show his appreciation.

Election time is upon us, fellow Lakers fans, and I ask you to pencil in the right choice for your Spurstalk leader. Choose me and I'll take you out of your boring life of Blue Light Specials, Burger Kings, and taxi cabs into the fastlane of Armani, Michelin Stars, and limousines, where we don't slow down, even if a small child wanders into the highway. That's how big shots roll.

Venti Quattro
10-05-2010, 08:17 PM
I'd rather go to hell than follow you.

L.A. HEAT!!!

Koolaid_Man
10-05-2010, 09:22 PM
Looking at Luva's latest threads, it would appear he's played himself out. His material seems to only consist of trolling gray named Spur fan by insulting Duncan, or riling up Heat fan (and Kobe haters) with threads about Lebron. Essentially, he's a two trick pony, and one who needs to ride off into the sunset.

Besides, he's never accepted Andrew Bynum as the future of the Lakers franchise, which is a big flaw in his proclaimed "fanhood." He's more Kobe lover than Laker fan and obviously wants Baby Drew to fail so it can somehow bolster Kobe.

That said, I appeal to you, fellow Laker fan, to accept me as your new leader. Think about it. What social advantages do you reap by aligning yourself with Lakaluva? How to smell like curry and let a Golden Retriever curbstomb your tomatoes?

With me as your shepherd, you'll enjoy all the glitz and glamor that Hollywood has to offer. When you hear the term "Hollywood Bigshot" thrown around, I am that nigga. Just today I lunched at the Ivy with Ashton and Demi, and if you play your cards right, make smart plays and don't fuck up, I can bring you into a world that you've only previously seen on TV and in magazines.

Want a testimonial? Ask Koolaid_Man. He's officially in the "biz" as my personal barista, and since becoming so, he's enjoyed his first ever handjob, given to him by the chunky script girl (she would've given him a blow-job, but she was chewing on a drumstick at the time). Suffice to say, he's had a permanent smile on his face all week. Even brought the girl a dozen cupcakes to show his appreciation.

Election time is upon us, fellow Lakers fans, and I ask you to pencil in the right choice for your Spurstalk leader. Choose me and I'll take you out of your boring life of Blue Light Specials, Burger Kings, and taxi cabs into the fastlane of Armani, Michelin Stars, and limousines, where we don't slow down, even if a small child wanders into the highway. That's how big shots roll.

ok but first you gotta do s-o-m-e-t--i-n-g for me...:rollin

it's your world my fearless leader...:lmao
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/21dickingssuck.jpg

Giuseppe
10-05-2010, 09:23 PM
Luva is our Leader.

Kool is our Number One.

That's it, and that's all.

Koolaid_Man
10-05-2010, 09:25 PM
Luva is our Leader.

Kool is our Number One.

That's it, and that's all.


i agree i'm like the junk yard dog....like a pit...

now 21 dickings get 2 work:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/21dickingssuck.jpg

TDMVPDPOY
10-05-2010, 09:30 PM
wtf this thread and the pic hahahaha, fkn lakerfaggots

Koolaid_Man
10-05-2010, 09:32 PM
wow that picture is so fucking homo what kind of faggot knows where to find shit like that seriously

Swallowing former drug dealer.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/vulvafacesuck.jpg

NRHector
10-05-2010, 09:33 PM
wow that picture is so fucking homo what kind of faggot knows where to find shit like that seriouslyLakes fans doing what they always do, nothing new to see

midnightpulp
10-05-2010, 09:33 PM
KoolA.I.D.S_Man is the biggest faggot in Spurstalk history, maybe Internet history.

Giuseppe
10-05-2010, 09:34 PM
Mid, arrivin', breathless.

midnightpulp
10-05-2010, 09:35 PM
:lmao

Of course you'd find that humorous. Probably conjures up a lot of pleasant memories of you and Kool engaged in such activity.

duhoh
10-05-2010, 09:36 PM
KoolA.I.D.S_Man is the biggest faggot in Spurstalk history, maybe Internet history.

werd.

at least lakaluva aint postin up some feggit crap like that :lol

midnightpulp
10-05-2010, 09:37 PM
Mid, arrivin', breathless.

Cul, wishin' the recipient in Kool's picture was about twenty years the younger.

NRHector
10-05-2010, 09:38 PM
Of course you'd find that humorous. Probably conjures up a lot of pleasant memories of you and Kool engaged in such activity.:lmao

Giuseppe
10-05-2010, 09:39 PM
Cul, wishin' the recipient in Kool's picture was about twenty years the younger.

Gotcha!

NRHector
10-05-2010, 09:44 PM
Why do you laugh at everything that's directed towards me. I don't think I've ever touched you on the ass, have I? you're mistaken me with culby

Koolaid_Man
10-05-2010, 09:46 PM
KoolA.I.D.S_Man is the biggest faggot in Spurstalk history, maybe Internet history.

Mid you feeling left out too? and let me preempt Ace's punk ass as well:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/HeatFansuck.jpg

midnightpulp
10-05-2010, 09:46 PM
KoolA.I.D.S._Man, serious question. Why do you insist on using this forum as a venue to project your homosexual desires?

Look, you already asked for a homo forum to be created and it didn't happen. We're here to talk basketball and don't care to read about you wanting to become a white girl and see you fantasize about receiving blow jobs from fellow posters.

Please take your overt faggotry some place that it can be appreciated.

Like Lakaluva's house.

Koolaid_Man
10-05-2010, 09:49 PM
bitch nigga i will smoke yo lil ass like a blunt just like you be smokin pole in your little picture dont be tryin to step to a real nigga we been through this before and you already know i hate homo's so it's gonna be extra brutal i crush ya skull like a grape

why you so mad vulva...you got homo shanked in prison my man...:lol

you sound like Eddie T Long...preachin hate but getting your homo on...:lol

aha your fierce opposition is very telling...:lmao

NRHector
10-05-2010, 09:51 PM
Why do you laugh at everything that's directed towards me. I don't think I've ever touched you on the ass, have I?I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings I didn't know you were that sensitive :depressed

Koolaid_Man
10-05-2010, 09:53 PM
wtf this thread and the pic hahahaha, fkn lakerfaggots


ohh and the one who's sucking the dick is the faggot...dude could even be Rick Ross...:lmao

midnightpulp
10-05-2010, 09:54 PM
Is the Vegas, Chuck E. Cheese, showdown still gonna to happen?

midnightpulp
10-05-2010, 09:55 PM
This is my house, lil nigga. :king

Luva, your sig is inaccurate.

Lakers have 15 NBA titles.

BAA titles don't count.

NRHector
10-05-2010, 09:57 PM
Didn't you already reply with some other lame shit. You better back up off me.:lol

Koolaid_Man
10-05-2010, 10:00 PM
i'm down whenever this hoe stops frontin and hidin im down oak cliff we squash all plex


including stalking women you can't fuck or who threw your lil dick ass to the curb and assaulting the other man who's laying pipe for you...

some unappreciative ass niggas in Dallas I tell ya man...:lol

O.J Mayo
10-05-2010, 10:00 PM
Faggot.

midnightpulp
10-05-2010, 10:03 PM
including stalking women you can't fuck or who threw your lil dick ass to the curb and assaulting the other man who's laying pipe for you...

some unappreciative ass niggas in Dallas I tell ya man...:lol

What would you do if you were confronted with a similar situation? Say, like you saw Medvedenko exit from Luva's car?

Banzai
10-05-2010, 11:44 PM
ok but first you gotta do s-o-m-e-t--i-n-g for me...:rollin

it's your world my fearless leader...:lmao
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/21dickingssuck.jpg

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Latarian Milton
10-05-2010, 11:50 PM
it's always fun to watch the pics this sushibreath posts tbh, though he's about the dumbest people on his board tbh.

TheManFromAcme
10-06-2010, 06:31 AM
:wtf @ this thread

Banzai
10-06-2010, 10:38 AM
it's always fun to watch the pics this sushibreath posts tbh, though he's about the dumbest people on his board tbh.

:wow:rollin

narmerguy
10-06-2010, 12:10 PM
I seriously don't know why I still bother reading NBA Forum.

Giuseppe
10-06-2010, 12:15 PM
After the Suns stomped a mudhole in your ass & proceeded to walk it dry, I understand your reticence.

21_Dickings
10-06-2010, 12:17 PM
I seriously don't know why I still bother reading NBA Forum.

Look at this gray named Spurfan.

Just think, while you're there in Texass packing your arteries with LDL cholesterol at the local burger and burrito haunt, I'll be having lunch at one of LA's finest restaurants, wheeling and dealing, living a life you're not even capable of dreaming about.

How's that feel?

And P.S. Kobe>Duncan.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-06-2010, 12:21 PM
Why is koolaid peeing in 21_dicking's mouth? Can he not splooge yet?

21_Blessings
10-06-2010, 01:21 PM
it's your world my fearless leader...:lmao
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/21dickingssuck.jpg

:rollin

Medvedenko
10-06-2010, 01:49 PM
Seriously, let's not take this to a Mav Krew level and appoint leaders, generals and other nonsense. The mere fact that we're Laker Fans is enough to cause panic on this board. Trust me.

pookenstein
10-06-2010, 02:13 PM
Besides, he's never accepted Andrew Bynum as the future of the Lakers franchise, which is a big flaw in his proclaimed "fanhood."


I thought Andrew Bynum is the future of LA's (knee) surgeons prosperity?
I'm confused.

4>0rings
10-06-2010, 02:56 PM
The question that needs to be asked is why would he want another guy to suck his dick?

NRHector
10-06-2010, 04:20 PM
I thought Andrew Bynum is the future of LA's (knee) surgeons prosperity?
I'm confused.those blocks of Manu are priceless :toast

Giuseppe
10-06-2010, 06:44 PM
his broken snout was costly though.

tee, hee.

Koolaid_Man
10-06-2010, 06:55 PM
The question that needs to be asked is why would he want another guy to suck his dick?


I don't want nor do I need it...It's just happens...:toast naturally I might add...:hat

Koolaid_Man
10-06-2010, 07:11 PM
i bet it does come naturally for you faggot

you still have to willingly take your pants down to have sexual acts with another man

fuckin gay if you ask me

I have a date tonight with a hot African chic ( no shit) African; black as fuck but pretty than a muthafucker.... I just couldn't help myself. If you saw her I may share her facebook page later...She's fucking awesome for an African chic...and for the record Kool always scores...:lol....I hear she's a jump-off for some unnamed Chicago Bears player...I don't give a fuck though...she hit me up says I'm mysterious and wants to find out what the BIG DILL is...:toast

Yeah man...Kool got a rep in these streets with these bitches...they wanna try a nigga...

Now move along son...and try to hang onto that Ho that's fucking your homies...

midnightpulp
10-06-2010, 07:54 PM
I have a date tonight with a hot African chic ( no shit) African; black as fuck but pretty than a muthafucker.... I just couldn't help myself. If you saw her I may share her facebook page later...She's fucking awesome for an African chic...and for the record Kool always scores...:lol....I hear she's a jump-off for some unnamed Chicago Bears player...I don't give a fuck though...she hit me up says I'm mysterious and wants to find out what the BIG DILL is...:toast

Yeah man...Kool got a rep in these streets with these bitches...they wanna try a nigga...

Now move along son...and try to hang onto that Ho that's fucking your homies...

Your "African chic," most likely (when he fucks you in the ass tonight, will it be with or without the codpiece? Never mind. I don't think I want to know.):

http://msp187.photobucket.com/albums/x241/SHREDDED_AGONY/why-african-women-run-sooooooo-fast.jpg

midnightpulp
10-06-2010, 08:01 PM
Hey, where can I get one of those super cock supporters.

Sewing shop or a craft store, perhaps?

http://i.acdn.us/image/A7493/749349/470_749349.jpg

4>0rings
10-06-2010, 10:33 PM
Hey, where can I get one of those super cock supporters.There should be one still in your ass from the last time.