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O.J Mayo
10-07-2010, 07:54 PM
Listen up. Since All-NBA selections, All-NBA Defensive selections and All-NBA Rookie selections are not considered awards, thus they do not matter. The only thing that matters is the award. All the honor coming in as the top players can be thrown out of the window. I don't care. Oh, and if you have more defensive player of the year awards, that means you are the better defensive player, did I catch on correctly?

If I did, then it breaks down like this. If you have more MVPs, then you are the better player.

Michael Jordan > Kobe Bryant
Magic Johnson > Kobe Bryant
Larry Bird > Kobe Bryant
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar > Kobe Bryant
Wilt Chamberlain > Kobe Bryant
Bill Russell > Kobe Bryant
Tim Duncan > Kobe Bryant
Larry Bird > Kobe Bryant
Moses Malone > Kobe Bryant
Bob Pettit > Kobe Bryant
Steve Nash > Kobe Bryant
LeBron James > Kobe Bryant

This is a confounding logic. Let me add one more. Since a championship is not an individual award and championship rings are even given to the staff on the franchise, and sometimes they are even given to season ticket holders.

The toilet cleaner cleaning the Laker facility for 30 years > Kobe Bryant
The concession stand worker selling food in the Staples Center and the Forum > Kobe Bryant
The receptionist working for 30 years > Kobe Bryant
cobbler > Kobe Bryant

Thank you.

Giuseppe
10-07-2010, 08:00 PM
Bryant rang on June 17th, kid, and there is absolutely nothing that is going to change that.

ha, ha.

noob cake
10-07-2010, 08:01 PM
A brand new way of thinking, very sound logic

Giuseppe
10-07-2010, 08:02 PM
Thanks, Noob.

midnightpulp
10-07-2010, 08:57 PM
Ironclad logic, Juiceman.

Giuseppe
10-07-2010, 09:04 PM
Ironclad logic, Cully.

Back at ya, fartface!

Giuseppe
10-07-2010, 09:06 PM
O & Forever!

DAF86
10-07-2010, 09:19 PM
You forgot to add Larry Bird to the list.

O.J Mayo
10-07-2010, 09:33 PM
You forgot to add Larry Bird to the list.

I also realized you are a blind mofo.

duhoh
10-07-2010, 10:05 PM
You forgot to add Larry Bird to the list.

hey! it's us asians that are supposed to have a hard time seeing with our chinky eyes sucka!