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DaDakota
10-12-2010, 10:09 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/rumors/post/Kobe-Bryant-won-t-be-ready-for-season-opener?urn=nba-276023

The Los Angeles Lakers, the two-time defending NBA champs, will start off the season with a difficult task: Winning without the help of Kobe Bryant(notes) and Andrew Bynum(notes).

Kobe Bryant is still trying to get his right knee stronger after having surgery in July, and Andrew Bynum hasn't begun to practice after surgery on his right knee, the Los Angeles Times reports. Bynum could be out till late November or December.

Coach Phil Jackson said that Bynum and Bryant likely won't be ready to go when the season kicks off, adding, "So we have to bring up the game and have a concept on how we want to play the game. That will be done during these next preseason games in the next week and a half."

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The season opener in LA, just got a lot better if you are a Rockets fan.

DD

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 10:17 AM
Sucks, but, we've been extremely fortunate the last several years injury wise.

Fpoonsie
10-12-2010, 10:20 AM
:lol

From the main forum ST page, this thread title is delightfully misleading...

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 10:23 AM
Does make the heart skip a beat till you thankfully get to the word "opener."

tee, hee.

lefty
10-12-2010, 10:24 AM
Bynum doesnt matter, really.

Lakers still win that one

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 10:35 AM
Bynum doesnt matter, really.

Please. He leaned on Perkins and put him on the shelf for 9 months.

Ashy Larry
10-12-2010, 10:37 AM
90% in April > 45% in November

Kai
10-12-2010, 10:40 AM
Bynum doesnt matter, really.

Lakers still win that one

Did you completely ignore the fact that Kobe is out too, or are you implying that the Bryantless, Bynumless Lakers are good enough to be the Rockets?

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 10:44 AM
^
- "Nobody closes us out. Nobody."

- Luva

Ashy Larry
10-12-2010, 10:49 AM
if a nucleus of Gasol, Odom, Fisher, Artest, Blake and Barnes can't hold the fort down for one month, then there's a problem

DaDakota
10-12-2010, 10:57 AM
if a nucleus of Gasol, Odom, Fisher, Artest, Blake and Barnes can't hold the fort down for one month, then there's a problem


Not one go to guy in that bunch, Kobe is everything to the Lakers, if he is out a month, you guys will struggle to be .500

And trust me, you do NOT want Artest thinking he has to be the man...that is a disaster.

DD

Gold Tooth Carl
10-12-2010, 11:01 AM
Not one go to guy in that bunch, Kobe is everything to the Lakers, if he is out a month, you guys will struggle to be .500

And trust me, you do NOT want Artest thinking he has to be the man...that is a disaster.

DD

You're an idiot, everyone knows Gasol is the groom and Kobe is the wife

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 11:04 AM
You're an idiot, everyone knows Gasol is the groom and Kobe is the wife

That's only germane when Kobe is healthy.

tee, hee.

Ditty
10-12-2010, 11:06 AM
non issue:sleep

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 11:10 AM
Hey, Ditty, does Splitter actually exist, or, is he pretend?

tee, hee.

TheMACHINE
10-12-2010, 11:11 AM
not to think like a spurs fans, but "its only the regular season".

DaDakota
10-12-2010, 11:17 AM
Gasol?

ROFLMAO - how did Memphis do with Gasol as the lead dog? Who is the penetrating playmaker with Kobe out?

Heck, without Gasol Kobe could only lead the team to a 42-40 record.....

Kobe is everything to the Lakers....they are mediocre without him.

DD

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 11:18 AM
lol. Now Gasol is once again cast down.

TheMACHINE
10-12-2010, 11:19 AM
lol. Now Gasol is once again cast down.

Gasol is MVP! nevermind Gasol sucks! oh wait! he is MVP! Nah ...he sucks!

DaDakota
10-12-2010, 11:29 AM
I like Gasol, don't get me wrong, he is just not a Batman, he is a robin.

DD

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 11:29 AM
It's uncanny.

DAF86
10-12-2010, 11:30 AM
The Lakers got some very impressive wins without Kobe last season.

DAF86
10-12-2010, 11:31 AM
Gasol?

ROFLMAO - how did Memphis do with Gasol as the lead dog? Who is the penetrating playmaker with Kobe out?

Heck, without Gasol Kobe could only lead the team to a 42-40 record.....

Kobe is everything to the Lakers....they are mediocre without him.

DD

They would also be mediocre without Gasol.

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 11:33 AM
Kobe musta got injured changin' in & outta Batman & Robin attire.

Venti Quattro
10-12-2010, 11:50 AM
:cry

BadOdor
10-12-2010, 11:53 AM
C'mon guys, it's the rockets.

lol rockets.

DaDakota
10-12-2010, 12:07 PM
C'mon guys, it's the rockets.

lol rockets.

Yep, we are just a little ole 42-40 squad from last season, nothing to worry about.

DD

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 12:41 PM
Damn the excitement among Rocketfan over this is hilarious.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 12:42 PM
Not one go to guy in that bunch

Who's the go to guy on Houston?

DaDakota
10-12-2010, 12:44 PM
Who's the go to guy on Houston?

Aaron Brooks makes it all go, but we have talent up and down the roster.

Kevin Martin
Yao Ming
Luis Scola
Chase Budinger

So many ways to score points.

DD

rockets
10-12-2010, 12:46 PM
Aaron Brooks makes it all go, but we have talent up and down the roster.

Kevin Martin
Yao Ming
Luis Scola
Chase Budinger

So many ways to score points.

DD

Exactly, we have so many versatile options. Our top 7 players are better than the Lakers best.

If we don't win the title for the next 7 years in a row something is seriously wrong,

Dex
10-12-2010, 12:53 PM
7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number.

7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea.

It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

Back2BackInThe90sFTW
10-12-2010, 12:54 PM
:lol SpurFan just mad cause they can't go back to back

HeatTheBestEver
10-12-2010, 12:55 PM
nigga why we even talking about these two scrub ass team? all about the heat niggas

HarlemHeat37
10-12-2010, 12:57 PM
The Lakers went 5-2 without Kobe last year(ignoring the last 2 meaningless games of the season against scrub teams, where nobody is trying)..The only 2 losses came @Denver by TWO points, and against Boston by ONE point..

They had wins @Utah, @Portland and against San Antonio..extremely impressive..

They ran their offense primarily through Gasol, so I find it kind of funny when Kobe gets too much credit for Gasol's success, which is pretty much all the time..

Donkeybong
10-12-2010, 12:57 PM
rocket's are going to be good this year

Jelloisjigglin
10-12-2010, 01:18 PM
Kobe will play. Yahoo writer just looking for hits.

DaDakota
10-12-2010, 01:32 PM
If Kobe plays, Battier will sweep the leg......

;)

DD

Xylus
10-12-2010, 02:29 PM
I think Kobe's always been more important to the team in the postseason. The Lakers would probably still win 50+ games without him in the regular season, so this won't make a huge difference, especially if he hasn't really made a mark in training camp/preseason. Lakers are still the (slight) favorites in that game.

The Franchise
10-12-2010, 02:44 PM
It doesn't really matter since they were going to lose anyway.

noob cake
10-12-2010, 02:59 PM
Fisher/Blake
Brown/Barnes/Sasha
Artest/Barnes
Odom/Gasol
Gasol/Ratliff

vs

Brooks/Lowry
Martin/Lee
Battier/Budinger
Scola/Hayes
Yao/Miller

lol gl Lakers without Kobe and Bynum.

TheMACHINE
10-12-2010, 03:03 PM
Fisher/Blake
Brown/Barnes/Sasha
Artest/Barnes
Odom/Gasol
Gasol/Ratliff

vs

Brooks/Lowry
Martin/Lee
Battier/Budinger
Scola/Hayes
Yao/Miller

lol gl Lakers without Kobe and Bynum.

are you seriously bragging about your squad compared to a lakers squad without Kobe and Bynum? Thats not something to be "proud" of. lol

badfish22
10-12-2010, 03:05 PM
Yep, we are just a little ole 42-40 squad from last season, nothing to worry about.

DD

:lmao:lmao:lmao

rocketfan is hilarious

noob cake
10-12-2010, 03:07 PM
are you seriously bragging about your squad compared to a lakers squad without Kobe and Bynum? Thats not something to be "proud" of. lol

Better even with Kobe and Bynum

The_Worlds_finest
10-12-2010, 03:12 PM
I am sorry, why is this a big deal?

Ace
10-12-2010, 03:33 PM
It begins...

ohmwrecker
10-12-2010, 03:33 PM
What's the big deal? Bynum never plays and Kobe quit playing in the playoffs last season.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 04:03 PM
are you seriously bragging about your squad compared to a lakers squad without Kobe and Bynum? Thats not something to be "proud" of. lol

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Kai
10-12-2010, 04:09 PM
Though it is only the first game, If a fully healthy Rockets team can't pull away from a Laker team without Kobe and Bynum, it could be a cause for concern.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 04:13 PM
Aaron Brooks makes it all go, but we have talent up and down the roster.

Kevin Martin
Yao Ming
Luis Scola
Chase Budinger

So many ways to score points.

DD

So they have no go to guy......thanks for playing.

#2!
10-12-2010, 04:22 PM
90% in April > 45% in November


I'd like to see Kobe sit out until December. We already know Bynum has his mind set on sitting out until Jan...lol. Let the role players build up some momentum and add Kobe and Bynum to the mix when it counts.


not to think like a spurs fans, but "its only the regular season".

These really do all sound like things I've seen spurs fans saying since 08.

I can't decide if its cool to see another team's fans go through the same process after winning for a few years, or sadder to think that we spurs fans have been doing this for years now. :lol

Daddy_Of_All_Trolls
10-12-2010, 04:32 PM
I'll give credit to Kobe for playing in 2 games in Europe, that was probably the only chance those fans could see him live, and they didn't see much. He sucked. However, he tried, and he does like to give the fans what they paid for. If he isn't playing in the season opener, I doubt he plays in any of the upcoming preseason games. If he does, he will be in the opener.

Bottom line, who really cares? Maybe we won't see any new Kobe threads or Kobe hijacks of other threads for awhile. I can dream can't I?

#2!
10-12-2010, 04:35 PM
I'll give credit to Kobe for playing in 2 games in Europe, that was probably the only chance those fans could see him live, and they didn't see much. He sucked. However, he tried, and he does like to give the fans what they paid for. If he isn't playing in the season opener, I doubt he plays in any of the upcoming preseason games. If he does, he will be in the opener.

Bottom line, who really cares? Maybe we won't see any new Kobe threads or Kobe hijacks of other threads for awhile. I can dream can't I?

avatar=:wow

The Franchise
10-12-2010, 04:38 PM
Better even with Kobe and Bynum

:toast

DaDakota
10-12-2010, 04:40 PM
So they have no go to guy......thanks for playing.
They have 3, Aaron Brooks, Kevin Martin and Yao Ming.

You're welcome !

Sorry I had to crush you in this game.

DD

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 04:47 PM
They have 3, Aaron Brooks, Kevin Martin and Yao Ming.

You're welcome !

Sorry I had to crush you in this game.

DD

:lmao, Pau Gasol isn't a go to guy, but those 3 scrubs are?

BadOdor
10-12-2010, 04:51 PM
Rocket fan just reaffirming himself as the dumbest fan base in the NBA, nothing to see here.

Ashy Larry
10-12-2010, 04:53 PM
the Rockets are tough .... they raise the "took the Lakers to Seven games without Yao" banner last year and they are sure to raise another "just missed the playoffs" banner

BUMP
10-12-2010, 04:57 PM
tbh, the Rockets know how to take advantage of HOF shooting guards sitting out so I think they win this one.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 05:01 PM
tbh, the Rockets know how to take advantage of HOF shooting guards sitting out so I think they win this one.

:lmao

ElNono
10-12-2010, 05:01 PM
lol @ the quick edit...

Banzai
10-12-2010, 05:43 PM
The Lakers got some very impressive wins without Kobe last season.

and got shit on in others.

Killakobe81
10-12-2010, 05:49 PM
Who cares? Regular season victories are meaningful ... for the teams and players that don't ring in june ...

Killakobe81
10-12-2010, 05:52 PM
This Laker hater/Bron dyck ryder just came to my desk tell me Kobe is done!!!!
I guess I will just take his word for it ... 6-24 is the norm now Chuck was right about Kobe during the Thuder series!!!

HarlemHeat37
10-12-2010, 06:27 PM
and got shit on in others.

:lol Link?..

They beat the Spurs, they won in Portland and they won in Utah..their only losses were to Denver by 2 and Boston by 1..

As for the injuries, as my man Ace said, "it begins"..Kobe is one of the best conditioned athletes on the planet, but he's an old man now, clearly showing signs of decline, and the injuries are just going to pile up at this point..

BTW, :lol @ Kevin Martin..

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 06:34 PM
As for the injuries, as my man Ace

...The Rat.

DAF86
10-12-2010, 06:37 PM
and got shit on in others.

So? they also got shit on with Kobe playing, I was just refuting the fact that the Lakers can't get quality wins with Bryant out.

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 07:04 PM
& you were showing your ass.

DAF86
10-12-2010, 07:08 PM
By saying that the Lakers are good even with Kobe out?

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 08:21 PM
Oh.

Ace
10-12-2010, 08:30 PM
...The Rat.

You wanna keep calling me a rat then I might live up to the name. Your the last Laker fan I would get rid BTW. I want you around come June.

Ace
10-12-2010, 08:32 PM
:lol Link?..

They beat the Spurs, they won in Portland and they won in Utah..their only losses were to Denver by 2 and Boston by 1..

As for the injuries, as my man Ace said, "it begins"..Kobe is one of the best conditioned athletes on the planet, but he's an old man now, clearly showing signs of decline, and the injuries are just going to pile up at this point..

BTW, :lol @ Kevin Martin..

As Harlem said no matter how much Kobe takes care of his body age is something that will always get the best of ya. Right Giuseppe?

The Franchise
10-12-2010, 08:47 PM
BTW, :lol @ Kevin Martin..

Who are you guys going to put on him when you have to play? Don't say D Wade. He's historically been Martin's Queen to be when they play head to head. :lol

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 08:50 PM
:lmao wow Rocketfan actually thinks H-town can beat the Heat and Lakers


Here comes a comment about how much the Suns suck.

The Franchise
10-12-2010, 08:54 PM
:lmao wow Rocketfan actually thinks H-town can beat the Heat and Lakers


Here comes a comment about how much the Suns suck.

Just stating facts and yes, the Suns are shit. :toast

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 08:56 PM
Just stating facts and yes, the Suns are shit. :toast
Stating fact :lmao, do you actually think that's a good comeback?

"Just stating fact :cry, a lottery team is ready to kick some ass :cry!"

Latarian Milton
10-12-2010, 09:05 PM
:lmao wow Rocketfan actually thinks H-town can beat the Heat and Lakers


Here comes a comment about how much the Suns suck.

they ain't no match for heat tbh. unless they convert the 18m worth shite into something of real use before the deadline, they would have no chance at a playoff slot tbh.

Ace
10-12-2010, 09:07 PM
:lmao wow Rocketfan actually thinks H-town can beat the Heat

Wait... What? :lmao

baseline bum
10-12-2010, 09:09 PM
the Rockets are tough .... they raise the "took the Lakers to Seven games without Yao" banner last year and they are sure to raise another "just missed the playoffs" banner

:lol

baseline bum
10-12-2010, 09:09 PM
tbh, the Rockets know how to take advantage of HOF shooting guards sitting out so I think they win this one.

:rollin

rockets
10-12-2010, 09:12 PM
:lmao wow Rocketfan actually thinks H-town can beat the Heat and Lakers


Here comes a comment about how much the Suns suck.

You're just a bitter poopy headed Suns fan whose never won a championship:lmao:lmao:lmao

And yes, I think there's a good chance we 10 peat, since Yao has about 13 years of his prime left and we can just put Buddinger on LeBron and game over we win:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 09:16 PM
You wanna keep calling me a rat then I might live up to the name. Your the last Laker fan I would get rid BTW. I want you around come June.

Ya dirty squealer.

Ace
10-12-2010, 09:19 PM
Ya dirty squealer.

Lol

Giuseppe
10-12-2010, 09:26 PM
Don't try being nice to me now, Ace. We're like a snake & a mongoose.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 09:33 PM
Wait... What? :lmao



Kevin Martin OWNS Dwyane Wade :cry

GuerillaBlack
10-12-2010, 09:35 PM
Stating fact :lmao, do you actually think that's a good comeback?

"Just stating fact :cry, a lottery team is ready to kick some ass :cry!"

We're the best lottery team ever in the NBA!

Ace
10-12-2010, 09:39 PM
You ain't got too much to say tonight, huh you rat faggot.

You coming to protect your boyfriend?

Latarian Milton
10-12-2010, 09:42 PM
We're the best lottery team ever in the NBA!

the clippers of 06-07 season only missed the playoffs by a hair, with the best ever season record for a team that misses the playoffs. If they can convert the 18m worth Shite into some useful things they will make a serious run for a playoff berth otherwise they are no more than 12th-14th material tbh.

Ace
10-12-2010, 09:43 PM
Kevin Martin OWNS Dwyane Wade

:lmao Rockets are a team full of role players without a star.

Ace
10-12-2010, 09:44 PM
Don't try being nice to me now, Ace. We're like a snake & a mongoose.

Now your going senile on me.

The Franchise
10-12-2010, 09:53 PM
Stating fact :lmao, do you actually think that's a good comeback?

It was never meant to be a comeback. The Rockets are going to be one of the top teams in the west and the Suns are done. Arguing against that makes you stupid.

baseline bum
10-12-2010, 10:26 PM
It was never meant to be a comeback. The Rockets are going to be one of the top teams in the west and the Suns are done. Arguing against that makes you stupid.

Yao Sampson taking you to the promised land?

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 11:08 PM
It was never meant to be a comeback. The Rockets are going to be one of the top teams in the west and the Suns are done. Arguing against that makes you stupid.

Rockets have a better record than the Suns, I never post again. Suns have a better record than the Rockets, you never post again. Deal?

noob cake
10-12-2010, 11:12 PM
Rockets have a better record than the Suns, I never post again. Suns have a better record than the Rockets, you never post again. Deal?

Sign me up

The Franchise
10-12-2010, 11:12 PM
Rockets have a better record than the Suns, I never post again. Suns have a better record than the Rockets, you never post again. Deal?

Deal. Enjoy your last season at Spurstalk. :king

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-12-2010, 11:13 PM
Deal. Enjoy your last season at Spurstalk. :king

lol Ow Ming

Kai
10-13-2010, 12:48 AM
Rockets have a better record than the Suns, I never post again. Suns have a better record than the Rockets, you never post again. Deal?

Pump your brakes, Homie! Even if I considered the event that the Suns would have a better record than the Rockets likely, I wouldn't make that bet. You just lost a big time contributor to your team (ergo your team has a good chance at being worse than before) while it's hard to imagine the Rockets not improving from last season (with Yao or not).

You deliver the lulz quite frequently and it would suck to see you go. You make it seem like it's such a sure thing. Maybe the Suns did something I don't remember? Hedo and Childress are world beaters all of a sudden? Did Frye grow some nuts? Please explain why you are so sure the Suns will be better than the Rockets.

Latarian Milton
10-13-2010, 06:52 AM
Rockets have a better record than the Suns, I never post again. Suns have a better record than the Rockets, you never post again. Deal?

meaning the final result will remain veiled till the end of the season, when Shite will have already announced his retirement. with Shite retired the moronic shitty maggots will all disappear from our sights too. even if you win the bet it would be nothing more meaningful than killing someone with terminal cancer. the retards are gonna go anyway as Shite goes. you may win the bet but you ain't making them losers tbh.

Latarian Milton
10-13-2010, 06:57 AM
Pump your brakes, Homie! Even if I considered the event that the Suns would have a better record than the Rockets likely, I wouldn't make that bet. You just lost a big time contributor to your team (ergo your team has a good chance at being worse than before) while it's hard to imagine the Rockets not improving from last season (with Yao or not).

You deliver the lulz quite frequently and it would suck to see you go. You make it seem like it's such a sure thing. Maybe the Suns did something I don't remember? Hedo and Childress are world beaters all of a sudden? Did Frye grow some nuts? Please explain why you are so sure the Suns will be better than the Rockets.

wean yourself off the delusion, dummy. Rockets role players are fine as role players can be but the absence of a star player will pretty much impede their run. You fags must be retards to still consider Shite as your franchise player tbh.

ezau
10-13-2010, 08:06 AM
How long will Kobe be out? But yeah, save for Bynum, the Lakers have been very lucky injury-wise for the past three years.

Giuseppe
10-13-2010, 09:15 AM
Phil is sandbaggin' ya's.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
10-13-2010, 11:03 AM
while it's hard to imagine the Rockets not improving from last season (with Yao or not).
It's not hard for me. Carl Landry was a big reason they started the season off so well, once K-Mart and Yao get injured they'll be worse than they were last season.

Muser
10-13-2010, 11:09 AM
Who are you guys going to put on him when you have to play? Don't say D Wade. He's historically been Martin's Queen to be when they play head to head. :lol

And what about LeBron? Kobe? You still think old man Battier can defend them?

Ace
10-13-2010, 01:03 PM
Who are you guys going to put on him when you have to play? Don't say D Wade. He's historically been Martin's Queen to be when they play head to head. :lol

:lmao care to provide numbers backing this claim? Last game Martin was 1-7 hardly anything worth mentioning.

Iceman101
10-13-2010, 02:59 PM
Damn, look at all the Miami Cheat fans

Ace
10-13-2010, 05:23 PM
Damn, look at all the Miami Cheat fans

There's a thread if you wish to provide numbers on how great Martin is.

HeatTheBestEver
10-13-2010, 05:24 PM
Damn, look at all the Miami Cheat fans

We in that thang homie, we'd destroy that scrub Rockets team by 50

Ace
10-13-2010, 05:27 PM
We in that thang homie, we'd destroy that scrub Rockets team by 50
I concur

The Franchise
10-13-2010, 06:13 PM
:lmao care to provide numbers backing this claim? Last game Martin was 1-7 hardly anything worth mentioning.

Martin was coming off of wrist surgery and hadn't played basketball in months. That's like comparing 29 year old Kobe to 40 year old Jordan and being shocked if Jordan didn't win the matchup. :lol

Iceman101
10-13-2010, 06:24 PM
Martin was coming off of wrist surgery and hadn't played basketball in months. That's like comparing 29 year old Kobe to 40 year old Jordan and being shocked if Jordan didn't win the matchup. :lol

Good God you're retarded

Ace
10-13-2010, 09:42 PM
Martin was coming off of wrist surgery and hadn't played basketball in months. That's like comparing 29 year old Kobe to 40 year old Jordan and being shocked if Jordan didn't win the matchup. :lol

Care to provided numbers from the year before? I already looked BTW...

Baseline
10-14-2010, 02:20 PM
Sucks, but, we've been extremely fortunate the last several years injury wise.

Yes, you have. It's been like witchcraft. Exactly as Stern planned it. Historically brittle guys like Gasol and Odom staying healthy through two straight playoff runs, Bryant staying healthy, along with Fisher, a 35-yr-old stump.

But that will all change this year. You morons will see how the rest of the league feels.

Giuseppe
10-14-2010, 03:12 PM
If your prediction comes to fruition it'd be a sea change for me. I ain't ever spent a day on this Board that I ain't been NBA Champion of the World.