Cats Are Better Than Dogs

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Dogs are gross. While cats may have a litterbox, dogs will eat from said litterbox. Dogs are one of very few mammals that will eat feces.

Dogs are dumb. I can train a cat in 5 minutes away from destructive behavior with a water gun. A cocker spaniel will still pee itself anytime it gets excited even after years of training.

Dogs are high maintenance. i can leave a cat home over the weekend and come home just fine. A dog will be half starved and have destroyed my home.

After years of trying to appreciate dogs I no longer can tolerate them.

Viva le chat!!!

[The Reckoning]

probably the lamest thread ive ever opened. post some pictures of calf tats, and this will be number one.

[Creepn]

I never seen a dog eat feces. I seen em sniff it but thats bout it.

[DeadlyDynasty]

http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/jack-byrnes-and-mr-jinx.jpg

That scene in Meet the Parents where De Niro explains to Stiller the difference between Cats and Dogs is priceless.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

http://img1.cbimg.cdn.celebuzz.com/cb/assets/users16/celebuzz/default/gallery-msg-124586762845-3.jpg

Oh and the dog I just got rid of definitely litterbox dived.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/jack-byrnes-and-mr-jinx.jpg

That scene in Meet the Parents where De Niro explains to Stiller the difference between Cats and Dogs is priceless.

This?

Greg, how come you don't like cats?
I don't not like cats.
I-l just-- I just prefer dogs.
I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know--
Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of--
You need that assurance? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
I--
You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog,
his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down.
A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection.
- They don't sell out the way dogs do. - Huh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

This?

Greg, how come you don't like cats?
I don't not like cats.
I-l just-- I just prefer dogs.
I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know--
Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of--
You need that assurance? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
I--
You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog,
his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down.
A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection.
- They don't sell out the way dogs do. - Huh.

Yup :rollin

I have both cats and dogs, and De Niro is right

[AnthonyM]

Dogs are way better.

And I've had both cats and dogs all my life. I like cats too.

[ginobili's bald spot]

No self respecting heterosexual man would make a thread like this. Only a queer would like cats better than dogs.

[DPG21920]

If you are a guy and like cats, you are weird. /thread

[LoneStarState'sPride]

tbh, pets suck if they're allowed indoors. hth.

[BlackSwordsMan]

women are better pets

[The Reckoning]

i will say this...

the only animal i have ever had try to console me when i was down was a dog. moreso than a woman, tbh.

[IronMexican]

Cats are way better.

[SourCandy]

I like cats. But rather have a dog try to protect me than a cat. I seen a cat hiss but thats about it. Dogs will go to the grave for their masters. Dogs are just more loyal from my experience.

[IceColdBrewski]

I have to agree. Cats are much better...








































for target practice.

[TinTin]

People only like cats because they are low maintenance. By op's logic a rock would make the best pet

[MiamiHeat]

Cats don't give a shit about you. They only really come to you when they are hungry.

Dogs are social creatures, like humans.

Cats are solitary creatures, who are just primal and instinctual.

Plus, you can never fully trust a cat. It WILL scratch your shit if you do something it doesn't like. I owned cats and dogs before, and dogs are better.

[Darrin]

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/d/dog_cavalier_king_charles_spaniel-12500.jpg

[J.T.]

i taught my cat to jump on my shoulder from the floor and shit outside. hes pretty chill and low maintenance, i just have to feed him and he does his own thing. my dog on the other hand is a little bitch and likes to knock over the trash can and make a big mess on the reg. bitch is gettin crate trained now tho. owned tbh.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

i will say this...

the only animal i have ever had try to console me when i was down was a dog. moreso than a woman, tbh.

Whenever I am sick or sad my maine coon holds vigil over me.

[DesignatedT]

I like them both.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i thought both taste the same....

[ChuckD]

:lol All of the people shitting on cats would shit all over a dog personality poster. Dogs are good working animals, but they are whipped. You have to figure a cat out, like you have to figure out a person. That's just a bit too much trouble for some of you borderline asocial types.

[The Reckoning]

^

true. i prefer my friends to be honest, loyal and compassionate. i dont do drama.


thats why i have a dog.

[phyzik]

FACT: Any man that loves cats over dogs is gay. yes, this is a fact. You may think its subjective but its not... Guys that love cats more than dogs are completely and utterly gay. There is no defense for it.

FACT: Any woman that loves cats over dogs is someone to avoid when it comes to any type of relationship. (everyone knows a lonely cat lady, as apposed to a lonely dog man. Its inherantly impossible to be lonely with a Dog.)

FACT: Cats are fucking stupid, lazy and needy.

FACT: Dogs are smarter than cats..... When was the last time you heard of a seeing-eye cat for the blind? How about a Drug sniffing cat? What about a guard cat?

Have you ever heard of a black dog being unlucky compared to black cats?

What "familiar" does a witch have? certainly not a black dog..... Ohh yeah, they hace black CATS!




QUESTION: If your house was being invaded by hostile people, woud you rather have a pussy or a mans best friend?




Conclusion:


Cats fucking suck. I'd rather have a stupid bird... at least it will make some noise when an intruder enters instead of purring and being a complete whore up against anyones leg.

My Dog is the final say in this discussion.... our neighbors have no more outside cats because of him. They all, at one point or another, jumped into our yard.... they all have left in trash bags.... at least what we could gather of their remains.

The CPS people have to come to my door and ask to get in the back, and I like that, I dont like anyone getting in my backyard willy-nilly. I have had my house broken into 3 times. It's been 6 years since then and coincidently, I got my dog Kabuki right after the last time in 2004, never had ANYONE step in my backyard since then without permission.

He is also smart enough to realize when I go back there with people.... He is a people person dog.... only if they are invited though. I can take someone back there, tell him to sit, then say "friend" and he automatically relaxes around them and becomes a "puppy". They go out there without me even after introduction?.... not a good idea. and thats the way I want it... I had my house broken into by supposed "friends" when I was in highschool.


Tell me you can say that for a fucking stupid cat and I will laugh right in your face while my dog eats your feline friend.

Cats have their place as companions when it comes to cuddling and shit.... but they are in no way, AT ALL, better than a DOG when it comes to total loyalty and companionship!

Thus....

DOGS ARE BETTER!!!

[phyzik]

:lol All of the people shitting on cats would shit all over a dog personality poster. Dogs are good working animals, but they are whipped. You have to figure a cat out, like you have to figure out a person. That's just a bit too much trouble for some of you borderline asocial types.

I'd argue that when I get a pet, I want a companion. I have never felt that I made any of my dogs "whipped". In fact, I let them be for the most part except to understand my commands. Thats not "whipping" them though, You need to understand dogs.... They CRAVE a pack leader... its in their nature. If you let them run amok THEY will take control... Someone has to be a pack leader.

Its not like cats where you can let them be and pet them when you feel like it.

Ceaser Millan is not just some TV show personality, I have met him, he really does understands dogs. Dogs CRAVE a pack leader. If you dont provide it, they will take it upon themselves. Its nature. to think Dogs are subservant from the get-go is idiotic, you just dont understand dogs.

Pit-bulls where bred to kill many years ago and are mainly maintained by "unscurpulous" people.... That doesnt make the breed bad, it makes the handler bad. It's all in how you act as a pack leader.... If you leave them to their own devices, they will take on a new leader.

I've personally known 4 differnet Pit's that are sweet-hearts.

[Sisk]

FACT: Any man that loves cats over dogs is gay. yes, this is a fact. You may think its subjective but its not... Guys that love cats more than dogs are completely and utterly gay. There is no defense for it.

FACT: Any woman that loves cats over dogs is someone to avoid when it comes to any type of relationship. (everyone knows a lonely cat lady, as apposed to a lonely dog man. Its inherantly impossible to be lonely with a Dog.)

FACT: Cats are fucking stupid, lazy and needy.

FACT: Dogs are smarter than cats..... When was the last time you heard of a seeing-eye cat for the blind? How about a Drug sniffing cat? What about a guard cat?

Have you ever heard of a black dog being unlucky compared to black cats?

What "familiar" does a witch have? certainly not a black dog..... Ohh yeah, they hace black CATS!




QUESTION: If your house was being invaded by hostile people, woud you rather have a pussy or a mans best friend?




Conclusion:


Cats fucking suck. I'd rather have a stupid bird... at least it will make some noise when an intruder enters instead of purring and being a complete whore up against anyones leg.

My Dog is the final say in this discussion.... our neighbors have no more outside cats because of him. They all, at one point or another, jumped into our yard.... they all have left in trash bags.... at least what we could gather of their remains.

The CPS people have to come to my door and ask to get in the back, and I like that, I dont like anyone getting in my backyard willy-nilly. I have had my house broken into 3 times. It's been 6 years since then and coincidently, I got my dog Kabuki right after the last time in 2004, never had ANYONE step in my backyard since then without permission.

He is also smart enough to realize when I go back there with people.... He is a people person dog.... only if they are invited though. I can take someone back there, tell him to sit, then say "friend" and he automatically relaxes around them and becomes a "puppy". They go out there without me even after introduction?.... not a good idea. and thats the way I want it... I had my house broken into by supposed "friends" when I was in highschool.


Tell me you can say that for a fucking stupid cat and I will laugh right in your face while my dog eats your feline friend.

Cats have their place as companions when it comes to cuddling and shit.... but they are in no way, AT ALL, better than a DOG when it comes to total loyalty and companionship!

Thus....

DOGS ARE BETTER!!!


http://i.pbase.com/o6/42/577342/1/85514058.JM8in0AI.endTHREAD.jpg

[ginobili's bald spot]

FACT: Any man that loves cats over dogs is gay. yes, this is a fact. You may think its subjective but its not... Guys that love cats more than dogs are completely and utterly gay. There is no defense for it.

FACT: Any woman that loves cats over dogs is someone to avoid when it comes to any type of relationship. (everyone knows a lonely cat lady, as apposed to a lonely dog man. Its inherantly impossible to be lonely with a Dog.)

FACT: Cats are fucking stupid, lazy and needy.

FACT: Dogs are smarter than cats..... When was the last time you heard of a seeing-eye cat for the blind? How about a Drug sniffing cat? What about a guard cat?

Have you ever heard of a black dog being unlucky compared to black cats?

What "familiar" does a witch have? certainly not a black dog..... Ohh yeah, they hace black CATS!




QUESTION: If your house was being invaded by hostile people, woud you rather have a pussy or a mans best friend?




Conclusion:


Cats fucking suck. I'd rather have a stupid bird... at least it will make some noise when an intruder enters instead of purring and being a complete whore up against anyones leg.

My Dog is the final say in this discussion.... our neighbors have no more outside cats because of him. They all, at one point or another, jumped into our yard.... they all have left in trash bags.... at least what we could gather of their remains.

The CPS people have to come to my door and ask to get in the back, and I like that, I dont like anyone getting in my backyard willy-nilly. I have had my house broken into 3 times. It's been 6 years since then and coincidently, I got my dog Kabuki right after the last time in 2004, never had ANYONE step in my backyard since then without permission.

He is also smart enough to realize when I go back there with people.... He is a people person dog.... only if they are invited though. I can take someone back there, tell him to sit, then say "friend" and he automatically relaxes around them and becomes a "puppy". They go out there without me even after introduction?.... not a good idea. and thats the way I want it... I had my house broken into by supposed "friends" when I was in highschool.


Tell me you can say that for a fucking stupid cat and I will laugh right in your face while my dog eats your feline friend.

Cats have their place as companions when it comes to cuddling and shit.... but they are in no way, AT ALL, better than a DOG when it comes to total loyalty and companionship!

Thus....

DOGS ARE BETTER!!!


phyzik just shit all over this thread

[symple19]

FACT: Any man that loves cats over dogs is gay. yes, this is a fact. You may think its subjective but its not... Guys that love cats more than dogs are completely and utterly gay. There is no defense for it.

FACT: Any woman that loves cats over dogs is someone to avoid when it comes to any type of relationship. (everyone knows a lonely cat lady, as apposed to a lonely dog man. Its inherantly impossible to be lonely with a Dog.)

FACT: Cats are fucking stupid, lazy and needy.

FACT: Dogs are smarter than cats..... When was the last time you heard of a seeing-eye cat for the blind? How about a Drug sniffing cat? What about a guard cat?

Have you ever heard of a black dog being unlucky compared to black cats?

What "familiar" does a witch have? certainly not a black dog..... Ohh yeah, they hace black CATS!




QUESTION: If your house was being invaded by hostile people, woud you rather have a pussy or a mans best friend?




Conclusion:


Cats fucking suck. I'd rather have a stupid bird... at least it will make some noise when an intruder enters instead of purring and being a complete whore up against anyones leg.

My Dog is the final say in this discussion.... our neighbors have no more outside cats because of him. They all, at one point or another, jumped into our yard.... they all have left in trash bags.... at least what we could gather of their remains.

The CPS people have to come to my door and ask to get in the back, and I like that, I dont like anyone getting in my backyard willy-nilly. I have had my house broken into 3 times. It's been 6 years since then and coincidently, I got my dog Kabuki right after the last time in 2004, never had ANYONE step in my backyard since then without permission.

He is also smart enough to realize when I go back there with people.... He is a people person dog.... only if they are invited though. I can take someone back there, tell him to sit, then say "friend" and he automatically relaxes around them and becomes a "puppy". They go out there without me even after introduction?.... not a good idea. and thats the way I want it... I had my house broken into by supposed "friends" when I was in highschool.


Tell me you can say that for a fucking stupid cat and I will laugh right in your face while my dog eats your feline friend.

Cats have their place as companions when it comes to cuddling and shit.... but they are in no way, AT ALL, better than a DOG when it comes to total loyalty and companionship!

Thus....

DOGS ARE BETTER!!!

amen, /thread

[AussieFanKurt]

Cats > Dogs

[leemajors]

cats are for pussies

[lebomb]

Cats are unfeeling, driveling, sneaky assed, shreading the shit outta ya furniture pieces of shit. I cant stand cats. When I was younger, I went over to this girls apartment for a blind date, she opened the door and immediately this awful stench of cat piss and shit from the litter box blasted me across the face. I instantly threw up a little in my mouth, hunched over ........... threw up the duce to that bitch and never looked back. That date was over before it started. Conclusion?............cats suck!!!!! A roadrunner will stomp the hell out of a cat. :hat

[DisAsTerBot]

Dogs are gross. While cats may have a litterbox, dogs will eat from said litterbox. Dogs are one of very few mammals that will eat feces.

Dogs are dumb. I can train a cat in 5 minutes away from destructive behavior with a water gun. A cocker spaniel will still pee itself anytime it gets excited even after years of training.

Dogs are high maintenance. i can leave a cat home over the weekend and come home just fine. A dog will be half starved and have destroyed my home.

After years of trying to appreciate dogs I no longer can tolerate them.

Viva le chat!!!

sounds like a crappy dog owner/training tbh

[mrsmaalox]

Cats are unfeeling, driveling, sneaky assed, shreading the shit outta ya furniture pieces of shit. I cant stand cats. When I was younger, I went over to this girls apartment for a blind date, she opened the door and immediately this awful stench of cat piss and shit from the litter box blasted me across the face. I instantly threw up a little in my mouth, hunched over ........... threw up the duce to that bitch and never looked back. That date was over before it started. Conclusion?............cats suck!!!!! A roadrunner will stomp the hell out of a cat. :hat

Good thing you got out of there; the cat piss and shit stench say a lot more about the owner than it does about the cat.

[DisAsTerBot]

By op's logic a rock would make the best pet

[lebomb]

Good thing you got out of there; the cat piss and shit stench say a lot more about the owner than it does about the cat.


:lmao .............. yeah, I guess that is also true. :toast

[Sportcamper]

I would like to see a cat jump into an ice cold lake to retrieve your dinner….

http://www.vermilionvizslas.com/Grant%27s%20page_files/Grant%2520duck%2520retrieve%2520v1.jpg

[Cry Havoc]

I like cats. But rather have a dog try to protect me than a cat. I seen a cat hiss but thats about it. Dogs will go to the grave for their masters. Dogs are just more loyal from my experience.

Pretty much this.

A dog will die for you.

A dog will ALWAYS be happy to see you home. Literally every time you walk in the door, you will hear a scurry of feet and then a friend greeting you with happiness, tail-wagging the whole way.

I have to laugh when people say cats are better because they are more like humans. That is EXACTLY the reason why dogs are better. Like this planet needs more people full of their selfish drama and "what-have-you-done-for-me-lately" attitudes.

A dog that's treated well will almost always be a kind, good, loyal companion. I had a cat when I was younger that I played with constantly. Never hit him, just set solid boundaries for what's acceptable and what isn't, chastised him when he stepped out of those boundaries, and he turned out to be the meanest pet I've ever met.


Dogs > Cats. For the single reason that many dogs are less like people and more selfless, loving creatures than most humans ever will be.

[lebomb]

And cats are sooo fuckin nosy and sneaky. Lil bastards follow you around on the sly. I tested this one time............walked outta the room......the cat acted like it was getting up to stretch its legs...........I looked over my shoulder and the cat was sliding along the edge of the couch trying to see what I was up to. I continued to walk around the corner, and sure enough that little peepin tom bastige poked its head around the corner to see what I was up to. I tossed a cup of water on its damned head....... freakin cats need to mind their own business. :ihit

Dogs will just get the hell up and trot along with you.............cats want you to think they dont give a damn what you are doing, but then you turn around and its glancing at you from around the corner.

[mrsmaalox]

I have dogs and cats (and birds and rats and lizards), but would consider myself a dog person first.

Everything people say about dogs here is true, and with proper training dogs are pretty awesome.

But a properly trained cat can be pretty awesome too. I was resistant to cats for many years because I believed all the negative guff about them. Sure a lot of that stuff is inherent in the cat personality and is exacerbated by people who keep them solely as an easy, no hassle kind of pet. But a kitten can easily be "trained" (socialized) to be affectionate, playful and loyal too----if you want to invest some time. But many cat owners don't; that's why they own cats!

My dogs and cats get along famously; they all lay around the house together and even groom each other. Lots of chasing and wrestling matches too.

My cats are sweet, lovable and come running to greet me alongside the dogs when I get home. If I take my dogs for a walk, the cats follow behind also. They really do want to be part of the family, because we raised them that way.

[CavsSuperFan]

My last two cats were large feral males which I had neutered & tried to domesticate…They absolutely hated me & bit me when I tried to fill their kibble bowl…One of them was so nasty he would catch & mutilate bunnies then leave them at my front door every time I had company…

[Gold Tooth Carl]

No straight dude will prefers cats over dogs. The only pussy that men should ever own is their gf's or wifes.

[ohmwrecker]

You're all a bunch of kooks.

[SpursFanFirst]

I have dogs and cats (and birds and rats and lizards), but would consider myself a dog person first.

Everything people say about dogs here is true, and with proper training dogs are pretty awesome.

But a properly trained cat can be pretty awesome too. I was resistant to cats for many years because I believed all the negative guff about them. Sure a lot of that stuff is inherent in the cat personality and is exacerbated by people who keep them solely as an easy, no hassle kind of pet. But a kitten can easily be "trained" (socialized) to be affectionate, playful and loyal too----if you want to invest some time. But many cat owners don't; that's why they own cats!

My dogs and cats get along famously; they all lay around the house together and even groom each other. Lots of chasing and wrestling matches too.

My cats are sweet, lovable and come running to greet me alongside the dogs when I get home. If I take my dogs for a walk, the cats follow behind also. They really do want to be part of the family, because we raised them that way.

Yep. I have 2 awesome cats. Duncan kind of does his own thing, but he doesn't cause any trouble around the house. Admiral is the sweetest cat I've ever had in my life, hands down. He is a snuggle bug from the word go, and he LOVES to play fetch.

They require so little, but they give so much in return...and they are both always waiting at the door for me when I come in.

And cats aren't dumb. You can teach a cat what you teach a dog. It's just that most people are too lazy.

I love dogs too, but, in my home, I prefer cats. They're quiet, clean, and don't stink (provided you keep their box clean. Is that asking too much?). And when I get home at midnight, I don't have to take them out to do their business in the snow.

To each his own...

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Ahh yes the machismo thing in all its glory.

Just curious: how many of you saying that cat lovers are gay also contend that women are all mean bitches that are only after your money?

[AnthonyM]

Dogs are gross. While cats may have a litterbox, dogs will eat from said litterbox. Dogs are one of very few mammals that will eat feces.

Pretty sure you're confusing sniffing with eating. Not to mention cats are just as dirty, if not more, since they use their tongues to clean themselves and also put birds, rats, etc. in their mouths.



Dogs are dumb. I can train a cat in 5 minutes away from destructive behavior with a water gun. A cocker spaniel will still pee itself anytime it gets excited even after years of training.

You obviously won't be able to train a dog if your idea/time put into "training" a cat is squirting them with a water gun. And I don't think I've ever seen a dog pee itself over excitement...



Dogs are high maintenance. i can leave a cat home over the weekend and come home just fine. A dog will be half starved and have destroyed my home.

This doesn't make sense. If you leave a cat at home, if they can get outside they're just going to walk around the neighborhood eating other people's cat food that happens to be out. Or a bird or a mouse. If you leave a cat inside the house for a weekend they're going to scratch or tear up your furniture or something looking for food.

Dogs don't have the luxury of climbing fences if you leave them outside, so of course they'll be starving when you come back. If you leave them inside, you'd be retarded and of course they'll have shat and pissed all over your home since you left them no food, or anyway to get out to go to the restroom. Pretty stupid comparison.

You also sound like a shitty owner.

[z0sa]

I can't believe how many people think dogs don't eat feces.

[Fpoonsie]

I like cats, but granted, a lot of that has to do w/ what many in here have already touched on: I wanted a low-maintenance pet.

I'm getting a puppy in a week, and I suppose that leads me to another question: Are there dogs that men aren't allowed to have, unless they're "fags"?

[AnthonyM]

I can't believe how many people think dogs don't eat feces.

There's been like two people that have mentioned that in the thread.

And, I never said I don't think dogs eat feces. But people who confuse dogs smelling feces, for automatically eating feces for pleasure, are retarded.

If you had a dog that would regularly eat feces, you probably didn't feed him enough.

And they're animals who cares if they do. Cats lick their assholes and vaginas all the time. Especially when they're in heat, so they're licking all their vagina juice and yet, people think they're cleaner than dogs.

[AnthonyM]

I like cats, but granted, a lot of that has to do w/ what many in here have already touched on: I wanted a low-maintenance pet.

I'm getting a puppy in a week, and I suppose that leads me to another question: Are there dogs that men aren't allowed to have, unless they're "fags"?

Poodles.

And any dog that weighs under 15 pounds.

[Fpoonsie]

Poodles.

And any dog that weighs under 15 pounds.

Ok. What if they don't have room for a bigger dog? Say, a one bedroom apt, for instance. Admittedly, I fall under that category, and I'm getting a smaller dog, but I'm still curious about the answer to the question...

[FuzzyLumpkins]

http://www.petmd.com/dog/conditions/digestive/c_multi_coprophagia_and_pica?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=eating%20feces&utm_campaign=Dogs&gclid=CLycvbqt1aQCFcm77QodfzNHLQ


Sometimes a dog will eat their feces if there are undigested articles of food in their stool. Mothers with newborns will also commonly eat the feces of their newborns. As such, puppies may eat feces as an observation of the mother's behavior or as part of exploration. In addition, a dog may eat feces as a response to recent punishment, to get attention or because it desires to clean its environmental area

Lol they will eat their own shit. I never confused smelling with eating. I know what chewing and swallowing look like.

[ohmwrecker]

Poodles.

And any dog that weighs under 15 pounds.

The real question is: Are you enough of a bad ass to pull it off?

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[AnthonyM]

Ok. What if they don't have room for a bigger dog? Say, a one bedroom apt, for instance. Admittedly, I fall under that category, and I'm getting a smaller dog, but I'm still curious about the answer to the question...

Eh, I was half joking. I, too, have a one bedroom apt and if I could get a beagle or similar breed I would. Like Milo from the Mask.

A single man with a poodle is sort of a warning sign though. Sorry if you're getting one.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Poodles.

And any dog that weighs under 15 pounds.

My maine coon is 17 lbs and not fat. How does that fit in?

[z0sa]

There's been like two people that have mentioned that in the thread.

And, I never said I don't think dogs eat feces. But people who confuse dogs smelling feces, for automatically eating feces for pleasure, are retarded.

Two assumptions.

One was that I was referring to only the people who posted in this thread.

Second is that you assert the OP confused the dog smelling shit with eating it, even though he has said he was sure of it.

Seems defending dogs as "non-shit-eaters" is important to you.

They clearly are though. Anyone who has ever owned a dog with access to a cat's litter box knows this. Especially indoor mostly dogs.


If you had a dog that would regularly eat feces, you probably didn't feed him enough.

"Probably"? Disagree.


And they're animals who cares if they do. Cats lick their assholes and vaginas all the time. Especially when they're in heat, so they're licking all their vagina juice and yet, people think they're cleaner than dogs.

Both dogs and cats lick their genitals. Cats are cleaner than dogs, by nature - that's why they bury their excrement and spend 25% of their life grooming themselves.

Btw, fixing your cats will (mostly) solve that problem.

[Fpoonsie]

Eh, I was half joking. I, too, have a one bedroom apt and if I could get a beagle or similar breed I would. Like Milo from the Mask.

A single man with a poodle is sort of a warning sign though. Sorry if you're getting one.

I'm actually getting a Scottie. They don't shed and, supposedly, hardly bark. I had initially looked into gettin a Boston Terrier, but kept striking out. I had also checked around for french bulldogs, but those lil bastards are PRIIIIICEY.

[AnthonyM]

http://www.petmd.com/dog/conditions/digestive/c_multi_coprophagia_and_pica?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=eating%20feces&utm_campaign=Dogs&gclid=CLycvbqt1aQCFcm77QodfzNHLQ



Lol they will eat their own shit. I never confused smelling with eating. I know what chewing and swallowing look like.

I never said dogs don't eat them. But if you read that, it says sometimes a dog will eat their own feces. And it clearly mentions they don't eat feces just to eat them.

Also, you used that example to classify all dogs as gross. But, cats are equally as gross, as they get rat guts and bird guts in their mouths. And lick their own rectums and vaginas/balls/dickholes.

[The Reckoning]

I like cats, but granted, a lot of that has to do w/ what many in here have already touched on: I wanted a low-maintenance pet.

I'm getting a puppy in a week, and I suppose that leads me to another question: Are there dogs that men aren't allowed to have, unless they're "fags"?


any dog thats the size of a housecat.


a cheetah or bobcat would be pretty cool though.


btw, ive had many a cat cough up a fuzzylumpkins

[AnthonyM]

Two assumptions.

One was that I was referring to only the people who posted in this thread.

Second is that you assert the OP confused the dog smelling shit with eating it, even though he has said he was sure of it.

Seems defending dogs as "non-shit-eaters" is important to you.

They clearly are though. Anyone who has ever owned a dog with access to a cat's litter box knows this. Especially indoor mostly dogs.



I never said dogs don't eat feces. What I said was that classifying dogs as gross when you may have had a dog that ate out of a litter box regularly, is retarded. I never made as broad of an assumption as that.

The dogs I've had in my lifetime never ate shit regularly. But I'm not saying that because I had a dog that didn't, dogs must not do it. Which is more along the lines of what the OP and you are suggesting.



Both dogs and cats lick their genitals. Cats are cleaner than dogs, by nature - that's why they bury their excrement and spend 25% of their life grooming themselves.

Btw, fixing your cats will (mostly) solve that problem.

Not sure why you're stating your opinion as fact.

I disagree with cats being cleaner because they're constantly grooming. They do that because it's their instinct, not because they are actually cleaner animals.

Constantly cleaning doesn't mean being a cleaner species. Lakaluva can take a bath all he wants but he won't be any less of a smelly Paki.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I never said dogs don't eat them. But if you read that, it says sometimes a dog will eat their own feces. And it clearly mentions they don't eat feces just to eat them.

Also, you used that example to classify all dogs as gross. But, cats are equally as gross, as they get rat guts and bird guts in their mouths. And lick their own rectums and vaginas/balls/dickholes.

No it says they eat them because they look at them as food or to 'clean.'

Actually the reason why dogs eat cat shit is because there is a high level of undigested protein in cat shit and that is oh so yummy to a dog.

I really do not see how you compare eating animals(see food) to eating feces (see shit).

Sure you can train a dog to not eat shit but leave them to their own devices and that litter box becomes a buffet.

[z0sa]

I never said dogs don't eat feces. What I said was that classifying dogs as gross when you may have had a dog that ate out of a litter box regularly, is retarded. I never made as broad of an assumption as that.

The dogs I've had in my lifetime never ate shit regularly. But I'm not saying that because I had a dog that didn't, dogs must not do it. Which is more along the lines of what the OP and you are suggesting.

What you suggested was, "If you had a dog that would regularly eat feces, you probably didn't feed him enough."

Which is not true, obviously.

Who suggested their dogs eat feces regularly, btw? That sounds like something you inserted into the argument that no one actually said.




Not sure why you're stating your opinion as fact.

What did I state as an opinion?


I disagree with cats being cleaner because they're constantly grooming. They do that because it's their instinct, not because they are actually cleaner animals. Constantly cleaning doesn't mean being a cleaner species.

:downspin: :lmao

[JudynTX]

Cats

[FuzzyLumpkins]

http://www.fogcitycat.com/r_b.jpg

To people that say cats are not loving.

[AnthonyM]

What you suggested was, "If you had a dog that would regularly eat feces, you probably didn't feed him enough."

Which is not true, obviously.

Who suggested their dogs eat feces regularly, btw? That sounds like something you inserted into the argument that no one actually said.


I said that because you came in here saying that you couldn't believe that people didn't think dogs ate feces. And I said that dogs don't eat feces for pleasure. And then I said, if you did have a dog that regularly ate them, then he was probably wasn't fed well enough. Not sure what's confusing about that.

And if you are using that article that Fuzzy posted, it's an article for "coprophagia" or a disease or condition that can affect both dogs and cats. Pretty dumb to assume dogs as a species eat shit based of that article. And just as dumb to assume dogs are grosser animals based off that fact alone, which is what you and the OP have been saying the whole thread. This is what I've been saying the whole thread. If you can't understand that then you're dumb.



What did I state as an opinion?

You stated that cats are cleaner than dogs by nature. That's your opinion. Not a fact. Any information you find out there is suggestive.



:downspin: :lmaoSo you think because cats bathe more than dogs, they must be a cleaner species?

Dogs can't bathe themselves, you have to do that for them. So by your logic, since cats bathe themselves more than humans, does that make them cleaner than us?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I said that because you came in here saying that you couldn't believe that people didn't think dogs ate feces. And I said that dogs don't eat feces for pleasure. And then I said, if you did have a dog that regularly ate them, then he was probably wasn't fed well enough. Not sure what's confusing about that.

And if you are using that article that Fuzzy posted, it's an article for "coprophagia" or a disease or condition that can affect both dogs and cats. Pretty dumb to assume dogs as a species eat shit based of that article. And just as dumb to assume dogs are grosser animals based off that fact alone, which is what you and the OP have been saying the whole thread. This is what I've been saying the whole thread. If you can't understand that then you're dumb.



You stated that cats are cleaner than dogs by nature. That's your opinion. Not a fact. Any information you find out there is suggestive.

So you think because cats bathe more than dogs, they must be a cleaner species?

Dogs can't bathe themselves, you have to do that for them. So by your logic, since cats bathe themselves more than humans, does that make them cleaner than us?

Is a person that takes more baths by nature cleaner than one who takes less? Seriously man this is not a battle that is even worth fighting.

[AnthonyM]

Is a person that takes more baths by nature cleaner than one who takes less? Seriously man this is not a battle that is even worth fighting.

I think you and Zosa are confusing physically cleaning yourself (as in, taking a bath) to being a cleaner species.

[Fpoonsie]

http://www.fogcitycat.com/r_b.jpg

To people that say cats are not loving.

What are you trying to prove w/ this pic? That cat clearly has its eyes focused on something, and is about to pounce, using this comfortable person's shoulder as a jumping-off point...

[z0sa]

I said that because you came in here saying that you couldn't believe that people didn't think dogs ate feces. And I said that dogs don't eat feces for pleasure. And then I said, if you did have a dog that regularly ate them, then he was probably wasn't fed well enough. Not sure what's confusing about that.

And clearly, no one's been confused, except you, of course.

Dogs do indeed eat shit for pleasure. It has nothing to do with being underfed. Understand our positions now?



And just as dumb to assume dogs are grosser animals based off that fact alone, which is what you and the OP have been saying the whole thread.


:lmao Totally, provably wrong assertion. The OP put forth other facts, and so have I.

You have proven it is pretty fuckin disgusting thing dogs do that cat's don't do unless they're sick, though.


This is what I've been saying the whole thread. If you can't understand that then you're dumb.

You're kinda all over the place.




You stated that cats are cleaner than dogs by nature. That's your opinion. Not a fact. Any information you find out there is suggestive.

Negative. I think it's pretty obvious (to most) that dogs care little about grooming themselves. Cats spend a ton of their time grooming themselves, and bury their excrement far away from where they eat and sleep, getting moody if it is too close or smells.

Dogs, on the other hand, will gladly shit and piss right where they sleep and eat, no problem.


So you think because cats bathe more than dogs, they must be a cleaner species?

Because cats instinctively, naturally groom themselves much more than dogs and most other animals, yes they are a cleaner species.


Dogs can't bathe themselves, you have to do that for them. So by your logic, since cats bathe themselves more than humans, does that make them cleaner than us?

:lol Cats don't bathe themselves more than humans. When was the last time you saw a cat use several gallons of water (or saliva, if you prefer) grooming itself?

[MannyIsGod]

I had a small female cat that took on a pit bull once. Smacked that dog right up on his face then ran. Was priceless.

I was just reminded by how AnthonyM is getting his ass smashed in this thread.

[leemajors]

http://www.petmd.com/dog/conditions/digestive/c_multi_coprophagia_and_pica?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=eating%20feces&utm_campaign=Dogs&gclid=CLycvbqt1aQCFcm77QodfzNHLQ



Lol they will eat their own shit. I never confused smelling with eating. I know what chewing and swallowing look like.

I have seen a cat eat its own shit out of the litter box.

[AnthonyM]

And clearly, no one's been confused, except you, of course.

Dogs do indeed eat shit for pleasure. It has nothing to do with being underfed. Understand our positions now?





:lmao Totally, provably wrong assertion. The OP put forth other facts, and so have I.

You have proven it is pretty fuckin disgusting thing dogs do that cat's don't do unless they're sick, though.



You're kinda all over the place.





Negative. I think it's pretty obvious (to most) that dogs care little about grooming themselves. Cats spend a ton of their time grooming themselves, and bury their excrement far away from where they eat and sleep, getting moody if it is too close or smells.

Dogs, on the other hand, will gladly shit and piss right where they sleep and eat, no problem.



Because cats instinctively, naturally groom themselves much more than dogs and most other animals, yes they are a cleaner species.



:lol Cats don't bathe themselves more than humans. When was the last time you saw a cat use several gallons of water (or saliva, if you prefer) grooming itself?

Lol, most of this isn't worth responding to. I'm not arguing the other facts that the OP said in this thread. I was responding to his assumption that dogs are a grosser species because they eat shit. If you want to overlook the fact that most dogs don't eat shit for pleasure and assume that all dogs must be gross because they do, then fine.

Like I said, you're confusing physically cleaning yourself, with being a cleaner species.

[AnthonyM]

I had a small female cat that took on a pit bull once. Smacked that dog right up on his face then ran. Was priceless.

I was just reminded by how AnthonyM is getting his ass smashed in this thread.

You must be a cat person, I assume?

[romad_20]

And I don't think I've ever seen a dog pee itself over excitement...




:huh Dogs pee themselves over submission and excitement all the time, especially if they're not trained and exercised enough

[leemajors]

:huh Dogs pee themselves over submission and excitement all the time, especially if they're not trained and exercised enough

weiner dogs do this all the time.

[z0sa]

Like I said, you're confusing physically cleaning yourself, with being a cleaner species.

Species A cleans itself rarely.

Species B cleans itself often.

Which is the cleaner species, in your opinion?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I have seen a cat eat its own shit out of the litter box.

Interesting. Was the cat sick?

[leemajors]

Interesting. Was the cat sick?

this cat also purred at the doctor's office when a finger was inserted in its anus. the vet raised an eyebrow at the owner, who said, "no, no, no I don't"

[CosmicCowboy]

I never seen a dog eat feces. I seen em sniff it but thats bout it.

My dog likes to eat horse shit.

[MannyIsGod]

You must be a cat person, I assume?

I actually prefer dogs. I do like cats though.

[SpursFanFirst]

I'm actually getting a Scottie. They don't shed and, supposedly, hardly bark. I had initially looked into gettin a Boston Terrier, but kept striking out. I had also checked around for french bulldogs, but those lil bastards are PRIIIIICEY.

My brother and his wife have a toy fox terrier. That is one silly dog!
Maybe you should check those out.

[SpursFanFirst]

I disagree with cats being cleaner because they're constantly grooming. They do that because it's their instinct, not because they are actually cleaner animals.

Constantly cleaning doesn't mean being a cleaner species.

:dizzy

[CosmicCowboy]

Blue Heelers rock.

[IMG]http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8012/8phoneblindpics824002.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/i/8phoneblindpics824002.jpg/)

[RedsLakers24]

My dobie is the best, and he never eats shit.

[desflood]

I prefer dogs, but cats make better pets. The cat I have now is a retriever - she fetches. And uses the litter box. I have the best of both worlds.

[The Reckoning]

CC, looks like your heeler needs to chew on some more bones...

i had a half heeler/merle collie that was the best dog ever. she loved to catch frisbees but we had to give her away. i heard the pure heelers tend to bite though.

dobies are still the coolest dogs ever though they arent socially accepted because of hollywood.

[CosmicCowboy]

CC, looks like your heeler needs to chew on some more bones...

i had a half heeler/merle collie that was the best dog ever. she loved to catch frisbees but we had to give her away. i heard the pure heelers tend to bite though.

dobies are still the coolest dogs ever though they arent socially accepted because of hollywood.

I wouldn't call it a bite, but she does give little love nips when she gets excited.

[Shelly]

everyone knows I have the cutest dog in the world!!!

[BadOdor]

I'm not surprised to see a bunch of fat beaners complaining about dogs being "high maintenance". God forbid you fatasses would have to get up and walk your dog for a good hour.

Dogs obviously need to be trained. IF you don't, you are simply a shitty owner. That being said, it's not as hard as some people make it to be. Basically, you train it as a puppy, from when its about 2 months, till it's about half a year. If you've done it properly, by then, it will be a well trained dog. You might have to do occasional exercises till it's a year old, but after that, pretty much nothing. My dog remembers everything it's been thought, and obeys just as well as it did back when it was undergoing training.

[CuckingFunt]

I have seen a cat eat its own shit out of the litter box.

That is not normal cat behavior.

[The Reckoning]

That is not normal cat behavior.


what is normal cat behavior anyway? theyre the most bipolar species i know.

[CuckingFunt]

this cat also purred at the doctor's office when a finger was inserted in its anus. the vet raised an eyebrow at the owner, who said, "no, no, no I don't"

Purring isn't just about happiness. It can be a response to any number of emotions. My cat hates the vet, but purrs so loud during exams that they usually can't even make out her heartbeat.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I'm not surprised to see a bunch of fat beaners complaining about dogs being "high maintenance". God forbid you fatasses would have to get up and walk your dog for a good hour.

Dogs obviously need to be trained. IF you don't, you are simply a shitty owner. That being said, it's not as hard as some people make it to be. Basically, you train it as a puppy, from when its about 2 months, till it's about half a year. If you've done it properly, by then, it will be a well trained dog. You might have to do occasional exercises till it's a year old, but after that, pretty much nothing. My dog remembers everything it's been thought, and obeys just as well as it did back when it was undergoing training.

Umm, no. A golden retriever and many other stupid dogs require about two year of consistent training in order to not be utterly obnoxious.

Training is not about getting it to get the animal to obey commands. Give me a box of milkbones and an afternoon and I can have most dogs obeying, sit, lay down, shake, fetch and the like.

Its about training them from their obnoxious instinctive behavior like eating shit, barking at every stupid fucking thing, eating only certain things, not fucking with people when they come over, generally destructive behavior and the 8 billion other annoying things they do.

If you want it done quickly than you can inflict pain on the dog and generally that will work but it elicits other bad behavior well and of course its unbelievably mean.

I am neither fat, mexican or lazy. I just do not require a sycophant for emotional affirmation and I certainly do not require a nasty shit eater. I feel the opposite of desire to control something like that. I want a friend that is not obnoxious. I do not want a slave.

[BadOdor]

Umm, no. A golden retriever and many other stupid dogs require about two year of consistent training in order to not be utterly obnoxious.

Training is not about getting it to get the animal to obey commands. Give me a box of milkbones and an afternoon and I can have most dogs obeying, sit, lay down, shake, fetch and the like.

Its about training them from their obnoxious instinctive behavior like eating shit, barking at every stupid fucking thing, eating only certain things, not fucking with people when they come over, generally destructive behavior and the 8 billion other annoying things they do.

If you want it done quickly than you can inflict pain on the dog and generally that will work but it elicits other bad behavior well and of course its unbelievably mean.

I am neither fat, mexican or lazy. I just do not require a sycophant for emotional affirmation and I certainly do not require a nasty shit eater. I feel the opposite of desire to control something like that. I want a friend that is not obnoxious. I do not want a slave.

You don't know shit about dogs. "require 2 years of training"? "destructive behavior"? whottt???

Well trained dogs(half a year tops, you lazy beaner) don't do any of those things. My dog will never suddenly decide to bite me or my family members. Can't say the same about a cat.

IF you want a friend and not a slave, go get a pet rock. He won;t take any shit from you!

[Will Hunting]

Sons the first pet I get once I'm done with college a pure bred pittbull and I'm training it to tear something to shreds on my command. Lets see someone do that with a fuckin cat.

[NASpurs]

Sons the first pet I get once I'm done with college a pure bred pittbull and I'm training it to tear something to shreds on my command. Lets see someone do that with a fuckin cat.

You should train it to shred some cats.

Cats are just fucking worthless animals just like their owners, bunch of weirdos.

[Will Hunting]

You should train it to shred some cats.

Cats are just fucking worthless animals just like their owners, bunch of weirdos.
:tu one reason I'm getting it is so it can patrol my backyard and keep all those fuckers away from my house.

[Will Hunting]

Also I'm going to name it Tyson, what does everyone think about that as a pittbull name tbh?

[The Reckoning]

sounds like chicken tbh

[NASpurs]

Also I'm going to name it Tyson, what does everyone think about that as a pittbull name tbh?

I don't know. That's a pretty generic and obvious way to go but if it works for you, go for it. :toast

[CuckingFunt]

what is normal cat behavior anyway? theyre the most bipolar species i know.

Well, like dogs, cats are all individuals with different personalities. Breed also plays a role in determining "normal cat behavior." But, generally, cats don't like their own crap. It's the reason they bury it. And the reason their mood/behavior can change drastically if the litter box isn't kept clean. I can't imagine any reason a cat would eat its own feces other than, as someone else suggested, illness. They just don't do that.

[NASpurs]

As we established he's going to be a pussy destroyer, you should name him Mandingo.

[The Reckoning]

or PP (pussy pounder)

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Sounds like the only requirement you have in training is that they do not bite people which is good. I have higher demands on dogs. Any animal that shows aggressive behavior humans is removed from my home immediately.

But take people with dachshunds, cavalier king charles spaniels, collies or golden retrievers. They bark at any and everything. You constantly hear people talking about how they like to have the dog to alert them of intruders and allow a knock on the door or the doorbell to trigger the response. Drives me crazy.

And dear lord they are dumb. You can open the door, show them the outside, hell even take them outside and ring the doorbell and they will freak out.

You have to teach them to not shit where they eat and even then it does not stick all the time. Most people will do that and that is about it. The rest of the behavior is passed off as cute and expected. I think the accusations towards work ethic are a bit misplaced.

I know how to heel train a dog and the like. I just have about 8 billion things I would rather be doing.

[Sisk]

Any animal that shows aggressive behavior humans is removed from my home immediately.

Cats are aggressive as fuck... always clawing and pouncing.

[MiamiHeat]

Well, like dogs, cats are all individuals with different personalities. Breed also plays a role in determining "normal cat behavior." But, generally, cats don't like their own crap. It's the reason they bury it. And the reason their mood/behavior can change drastically if the litter box isn't kept clean. I can't imagine any reason a cat would eat its own feces other than, as someone else suggested, illness. They just don't do that.

No, the reason cats bury their crap is instinct. It's to hide the smell from predators so they can't detect their presence and come wreck their face, for instance, like a dog.

[MiamiHeat]

Cats will scratch their own fucking owner if you do something they don't like.

Only crazy lonely single women love cats. Like CukcingFunt

[leemajors]

Sounds like the only requirement you have in training is that they do not bite people which is good. I have higher demands on dogs. Any animal that shows aggressive behavior humans is removed from my home immediately.

But take people with dachshunds, cavalier king charles spaniels, collies or golden retrievers. They bark at any and everything. You constantly hear people talking about how they like to have the dog to alert them of intruders and allow a knock on the door or the doorbell to trigger the response. Drives me crazy.

And dear lord they are dumb. You can open the door, show them the outside, hell even take them outside and ring the doorbell and they will freak out.

You have to teach them to not shit where they eat and even then it does not stick all the time. Most people will do that and that is about it. The rest of the behavior is passed off as cute and expected. I think the accusations towards work ethic are a bit misplaced.

I know how to heel train a dog and the like. I just have about 8 billion things I would rather be doing.

did the dog eat your homework?

[leemajors]

Well, like dogs, cats are all individuals with different personalities. Breed also plays a role in determining "normal cat behavior." But, generally, cats don't like their own crap. It's the reason they bury it. And the reason their mood/behavior can change drastically if the litter box isn't kept clean. I can't imagine any reason a cat would eat its own feces other than, as someone else suggested, illness. They just don't do that.

some cats eat shit, some dogs eat shit. they both eat shit.

[Crookshanks]

Dogs have Masters; Cats have Staff

If Cats could talk, they would lie to you!

I have two cats and they have distinct personalities and they are great cats. I'd rather have a cat because they're less maintenance. I can go away for the weekend and all I have to do is make sure the litter box is clean and they have plenty of food and water.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

some cats eat shit, some dogs eat shit. they both eat shit.

Some humans eat shit too.

Thats not the point. Dogs like to eat shit. They are carrion eaters that will eat anything that even remotely smells of food.

[romad_20]

But take people with dachshunds, cavalier king charles spaniels, collies or golden retrievers. They bark at any and everything.

I wouldn't lump Golden's in there with any spaniels or dachshunds, and collies are herders and will bark to protect flock. Golden's are one of the easiest going breeds and easiest to train. Do they have a lot of energy as a puppy, sure, but they're not big barkers (unless they're bored and stuck in a house all day) and they are quite smart. They are also one of the best dogs for getting along with other animals (large and small) and putting up with kids and their bullshit. They're one of the most used breeds for service and therapy dogs. Not sure what was going on with the ones you've seen.

[CuckingFunt]

some cats eat shit, some dogs eat shit. they both eat shit.

Except that cats don't, though. I did some searching last night just to satisfy my curiosity and see if maybe I was wrong, but I found absolutely nothing indicating it as part of typical (or even common) feline behavior.

[JoeChalupa]

Never have and never will own a cat. I had a roommate once who had a cat and the apartment smelled like cat shit and piss. Litter boxes are nasty. Take that crap outside!

[mrsmaalox]

Except that cats don't, though. I did some searching last night just to satisfy my curiosity and see if maybe I was wrong, but I found absolutely nothing indicating it as part of typical (or even common) feline behavior.

I looked also and there was nothing. In fact I also didn't see anything that indicated it was considered normal behavior for a healthy, well adjusted dog.

[leemajors]

Some humans eat shit too.

Thats not the point. Dogs like to eat shit. They are carrion eaters that will eat anything that even remotely smells of food.

my dog will not touch vegetables. got any other halfass assertions?

[mrsmaalox]

Never have and never will own a cat. I had a roommate once who had a cat and the apartment smelled like cat shit and piss. Litter boxes are nasty. Take that crap outside!

It's true litter boxes can be nasty, but it's not because of the cat. Get rid of the roommate, keep the cat and litter box, and just make a little effort for your clean, odor-free apartment ;)

[TinTin]

my dog will not touch vegetables. got any other halfass assertions?

my dog will eat anything. Her favourite is boiled chicken, carrots, potatoes and pretty much anything mashed together

[FuzzyLumpkins]

my dog will not touch vegetables. got any other halfass assertions?

aww. youre getting annoyed because most dogs have no issue eating a nice big turd.

:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

Sons the first pet I get once I'm done with college a pure bred pittbull and I'm training it to tear something to shreds on my command. Lets see someone do that with a fuckin cat.


Also I'm going to name it Tyson, what does everyone think about that as a pittbull name tbh?

TBH, it sounds like you are overcompensating for a small penis.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

People tend to be horrified to find their dog is eating feces from the cat litter box. One of the first questions they ask is whether this means the dog has a nutritional deficiency. Since the behavior is common even in the most well nourished dogs, the fact that they like the taste is a more likely reason. It's not a good idea to allow it to happen, and training is not a reliable option for a behavior that provides the dog with a "tasty treat"-tasty to the dog, that is.

http://www.veterinarypartner.com/Content.plx?P=A&A=1474

tasty treat.........

:rollin

[leemajors]

aww. youre getting annoyed because most dogs have no issue eating a nice big turd.

:lol

cats lick their asses several times daily and you fawn over them. is there much of a difference?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

cats lick their asses several times daily and you fawn over them. is there much of a difference?

Cleaning your ass versus eating every piece of catshit you can get your muzzle into or any shit really? is there much of a difference?

[BlairForceDejuan]

The only reason Cats are ever even taken seriously in this age-old debate is (A) women (B) Lions/Tigers/Panthers (C) lonely men who wish they were women.

Dogs are far superior to the domesticated cat. There is no competition. This is just a fact.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

The only reason Cats are ever even taken seriously in this age-old debate is (A) women (B) Lions/Tigers/Panthers (C) lonely men who wish they were women.

Dogs are far superior to the domesticated cat. There is no competition. This is just a fact.

Once again homophobia and misogyny as justification. Its amazing how many men in this forum are intimidated by women.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

cats lick their asses several times daily and you fawn over them. is there much of a difference?

You seems to be fixated on this whole rimjob thing.

[Salad Tosser]

You seems to be fixated on this whole rimjob thing.

Ain't no shame in that.

[BlairForceDejuan]

Once again homophobia and misogyny as justification. Its amazing how many men in this forum are intimidated by women.

Nah. I have no problem with gay people. Even those little yappy dogs show more emotion than the domesticated cat. You might as well get a goldfish and save the $$ on the kitty litter.

[leemajors]

Cleaning your ass versus eating every piece of catshit you can get your muzzle into or any shit really? is there much of a difference?

sorry huge difference between licking shit and eating shit. most dogs don't eat shit, but I need to go give mine a bath. Crap.

[AnthonyM]

Species A cleans itself rarely.

Species B cleans itself often.

Which is the cleaner species, in your opinion?

Obviously, if all things are equal, it's species B. But this situation isn't equal.

What I'm saying is not that hard to understand. An animal physically grooming/bathing themselves isn't necessarily indicative on whether or not they are a clean species. I'm just using a different meaning of the word clean. By clean, I'm referring to bacteria they carry, diseases they carry, and their overall state of living, etc. Not necessarily if their exterior is cleaned, although of course there's likely a correlation. Birds bathe in water often and that's considered cleaning themselves, but they're still a disgusting species, as they carry tons of bacteria, eat worms/bugs/etc.

Just because they have a means of physically cleaning their exterior isn't the end-all-be-all comparison as to whether are not they're cleaner than another species. Same with all sorts of animals...rats, chicken, pigs, etc.