How did all go wrong so fast?

[midnightpulp]

There you were, on top of the world, cruising down the highway with a trunk full of rope, duct tape, and cases of chloroform. You felt your heart pound in your chest as you got closer, excited, but also somewhat disillusioned by the fact that the extra blood pumping through your veins wouldn't help you achieve an erection any easier. Then you remembered the butt end of the pool cue you had lying on the back seat would do the job you couldn't, and you felt your fear of inadequacy disappear.

Big smile on your face now as the parking lot came into view. You were moments away from a good burger, some stimulating basketball conversation, maybe a few laughs. It was going to be a great lunch, which you planned would conclude with the limp body of a college student being carried over your shoulder and dumped into your trunk. You saw yourself driving home, carefully, not wanting to alert any cops, thrilled knowing that another victim was going to experience your dungeon of fun, which you have soundproofed so Katie-Girl can't hear the screams.

So you entered. Strutted in with the kind of confidence that only a 16 time champion-cum-serial rapist possesses. You swiveled your head side to side. Where is he?

You walked up and down the restaurant, the sizzling meat aroma reminding you of that boy you picked up in Flagstaff a year and a half ago, except he was much larger than a burger and didn't fit on the grill so easily. You looked into each booth, looked over each table. Nothing. He wasn't there.

You got home. Katie-Girl noticed your down-turned mouth, your clenched jaw, your narrow eyes, the look of a beaten man. What happened? She asked.

"He's out, and he's staying out."

http://www.travelmamas.com/media/phoenix_chuckbox.jpg

[TinTin]

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[TinTin]

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[TinTin]

Nothing is going to destroy this thread. Not even the homosexual rantings of koolaid

[Koolaid_Man]

There you were, on top of the world, cruising down the highway with a trunk full of rope, duct tape, and cases of chloroform. You felt your heart pound in your chest as you got closer, excited, but also somewhat disillusioned by the fact that the extra blood pumping through your veins wouldn't help you achieve an erection any easier. Then you remembered the butt end of the pool cue you had lying on the back seat would do the job you couldn't, and you felt your fear of inadequacy disappear.

Big smile on your face now as the parking lot came into view. You were moments away from a good burger, some stimulating basketball conversation, maybe a few laughs. It was going to be a great lunch, which you planned would conclude with the limp body of a college student being carried over your shoulder and dumped into your trunk. You saw yourself driving home, carefully, not wanting to alert any cops, thrilled knowing that another victim was going to experience your dungeon of fun, which you have soundproofed so Katie-Girl can't hear the screams.

So you entered. Strutted in with the kind of confidence that only a 16 time champion-cum-serial rapist possesses. You swiveled your head side to side. Where is he?

You walked up and down the restaurant, the sizzling meat aroma reminding you of that boy you picked up in Flagstaff a year and a half ago, except he was much larger than a burger and didn't fit on the grill so easily. You looked into each booth, looked over each table. Nothing. He wasn't there.

You got home. Katie-Girl noticed your down-turned mouth, your clenched jaw, your narrow eyes, the look of a beaten man. What happened? She asked.

"He's out, and he's staying out."



Dude...seriously...really....get you some pussy and stop hawking Cully's asshole...

this has nothing to do with basketball... you a fucking loser of the highest order...no life...no game...no bitches...no nothing...shit here man since you ain't got shit going for you the least a nigga can do is point you to some hookers:

http://sanantonio.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

[Steve Kerr]

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

There you were, on top of the world, cruising down the highway with a trunk full of rope, duct tape, and cases of chloroform. You felt your heart pound in your chest as you got closer, excited, but also somewhat disillusioned by the fact that the extra blood pumping through your veins wouldn't help you achieve an erection any easier. Then you remembered the butt end of the pool cue you had lying on the back seat would do the job you couldn't, and you felt your fear of inadequacy disappear.

Big smile on your face now as the parking lot came into view. You were moments away from a good burger, some stimulating basketball conversation, maybe a few laughs. It was going to be a great lunch, which you planned would conclude with the limp body of a college student being carried over your shoulder and dumped into your trunk. You saw yourself driving home, carefully, not wanting to alert any cops, thrilled knowing that another victim was going to experience your dungeon of fun, which you have soundproofed so Katie-Girl can't hear the screams.

So you entered. Strutted in with the kind of confidence that only a 16 time champion-cum-serial rapist possesses. You swiveled your head side to side. Where is he?

You walked up and down the restaurant, the sizzling meat aroma reminding you of that boy you picked up in Flagstaff a year and a half ago, except he was much larger than a burger and didn't fit on the grill so easily. You looked into each booth, looked over each table. Nothing. He wasn't there.

You got home. Katie-Girl noticed your down-turned mouth, your clenched jaw, your narrow eyes, the look of a beaten man. What happened? She asked.

"He's out, and he's staying out."

http://www.travelmamas.com/media/phoenix_chuckbox.jpg

And after AZ Central they said I'd never rise again.

Please.

[Ace]

Dude...seriously...really....get you some pussy and stop hawking Cully's asshole...

this has nothing to do with basketball... you a fucking loser of the highest order...no life...no game...no bitches...no nothing...shit here man since you ain't got shit going for you the least a nigga can do is point you to some hookers:

http://sanantonio.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
After reading this post its the least I could do, here you go Kool.
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/preparation_h.jpg

[Giuseppe]

Rise? Please, you get your dick shoved in the dirt on this site on the daily.

I exist.

[Giuseppe]

In defiance of you & Ace gettin' your rat on.

Hey, motherf'er,,,

It'll never end.

[Giuseppe]

I consider you & Ace ratting me out a personal triumph.

lmcontrollinao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Giuseppe]

i only ratted you because it was funny

For 15 years all the rats say that.

lmvictoriousao!

[NRHector]

There you were, on top of the world, cruising down the highway with a trunk full of rope, duct tape, and cases of chloroform. You felt your heart pound in your chest as you got closer, excited, but also somewhat disillusioned by the fact that the extra blood pumping through your veins wouldn't help you achieve an erection any easier. Then you remembered the butt end of the pool cue you had lying on the back seat would do the job you couldn't, and you felt your fear of inadequacy disappear.

Big smile on your face now as the parking lot came into view. You were moments away from a good burger, some stimulating basketball conversation, maybe a few laughs. It was going to be a great lunch, which you planned would conclude with the limp body of a college student being carried over your shoulder and dumped into your trunk. You saw yourself driving home, carefully, not wanting to alert any cops, thrilled knowing that another victim was going to experience your dungeon of fun, which you have soundproofed so Katie-Girl can't hear the screams.

So you entered. Strutted in with the kind of confidence that only a 16 time champion-cum-serial rapist possesses. You swiveled your head side to side. Where is he?

You walked up and down the restaurant, the sizzling meat aroma reminding you of that boy you picked up in Flagstaff a year and a half ago, except he was much larger than a burger and didn't fit on the grill so easily. You looked into each booth, looked over each table. Nothing. He wasn't there.

You got home. Katie-Girl noticed your down-turned mouth, your clenched jaw, your narrow eyes, the look of a beaten man. What happened? She asked.

"He's out, and he's staying out."

http://www.travelmamas.com/media/phoenix_chuckbox.jpg:lmao

[Ace]

I consider you & Ace ratting me out a personal triumph.

lmcontrollinao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Found your YouTube video....

cF3Exdwiooc

[Giuseppe]

So you entered. Strutted in with the kind of confidence that only a 16 time championhttp://www.travelmamas.com/media/phoenix_chuckbox.jpg

15 at that point. It was twixt Kobe tossin' that airball/Artest making JRich sorry/and Bynum turning Perkins into a nattily dressed civilian.

[21_Dickings]

Dude...seriously...really....get you some pussy and stop hawking Cully's asshole...

this has nothing to do with basketball... you a fucking loser of the highest order...no life...no game...no bitches...no nothing...shit here man since you ain't got shit going for you the least a nigga can do is point you to some hookers:

http://sanantonio.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

Why am I not surprised that you have information about escort services handy?

Oh, and where's my fuckin' coffee?

[Giuseppe]

^He'll scrap over sticks & stones, but, O & Forever? uh, uh.

[Koolaid_Man]

whenever you're ready to squabble brah :ihit

nigga please stop frontin it's already been established/acknowledged that you a bitch....the only guy issuing threats is the faggot that ain't got a good ass whupping in a min....like Mike Tyson said; "I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody.." nigga what....

KhDf2knqT3k

[dbestpro]

You must be one of those posters that the feds have decided to make friends with.

[Koolaid_Man]

You must be one of those posters that the feds have decided to make friends with.


telemundo...no habla espanol muthafucker...:lol

[midnightpulp]

telemundo...no habla espanol muthafucker...:lol

lol. It's been months and you still can't start threads.

[Koolaid_Man]

lol. It's been months and you still can't start threads.


the price I pay for being a Laker Nation leader...so I can live with it. You cats think I'm joking when I say I got a thing for Kori...Tim better be handling his business because if I ever got a crack at that believe me son I would be wrecking shop...she'd switched her allegiance to the Lakers in a NY minute. :lol

[NRHector]

the price I pay for being a Laker Nation leader...so I can live with it. You cats think I'm joking when I say I got a thing for Kori...Tim better be handling his business because if I ever got a crack at that believe me son I would be wrecking shop...she'd switched her allegiance to the Lakers in a NY minute. :lolbut you're gay

[Koolaid_Man]

but you're gay

gain perspective...your live-in Papi may tell them lies but your Nena she knows the real story of your conception.

Hector NR. Koolaid II...born June 14th 2001...

[Tiago Splitter]

but you're gay

He's not gay, he's a faggot.

[Koolaid_Man]

He's not gay, he's a faggot.

anything named Splitter in my world denotes fresh pussy...

[NRHector]

gain perspective...your live-in Papi may tell them lies but your Nena she knows the real story of your conception.

Hector NR. Koolaid II...born June 14th 2001...

but you're still gay and a faggot

[Tiago Splitter]

anything named Splitter in my world denotes fresh pussy...

Something you know little about.

[Koolaid_Man]

yeah now that you mention it fresh pussy is kinda hard to come by...but you are just what the doctor ordered...I will personally break you in myself....nice fresh Splitter...boy I can't wait....

[Will Hunting]

I'm pretty sure koolaid_man just said he wanted to have sex with a dude

[Tiago Splitter]

yeah now that you mention it fresh pussy is kinda hard to come by...but you are just what the doctor ordered...I will personally break you in myself....nice fresh Splitter...boy I can't wait....

Try that and the only splitting that will follow is the splitting of your wig.

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm pretty sure koolaid_man just said he wanted to have sex with a dude


naww..that Slpitter...that's grade A pussy my man...

[Koolaid_Man]

Try that and the only splitting that will follow is the splitting of your wig.


got a little vulva in ya huh...

Aye...I won't be the only one hitting that Splitter pronounced ( Split-Her)

many a dude will be hittin dat Splitter this season...I will be first though...I'm gonna turn that Splitter into Pulp just past Midnight...I will insert my Koolaid past the Vulva, emitting Heat along the way, smashing the shit outta that Splitter before I release my Ace...

that's my story and I'm sticking to it...pay attention Hector my son...:lol

[Ace]

got a little vulva in ya huh...

Aye...I won't be the only one hitting that Splitter pronounced ( Split-Her)

many a dude will be hittin dat Splitter this season...I will be first though...I'm gonna turn that Splitter into Pulp just past Midnight...I will insert my Koolaid past the Vulva, emitting Heat along the way, smashing the shit outta that Splitter before I release my Ace...

that's my story and I'm sticking to it...pay attention Hector my son...:lol

That's a lot of gay fantasy sex in one post. Good job Kool, you've taken your homosexuality to a whole new level.

[Koolaid_Man]

Try that and the only splitting that will follow is the splitting of your wig.


please change your avatar with this pussy face image...I will create a nicer one for you when I start hitting on the regular...


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/tiago-splittercopy.jpg

[Giuseppe]

I smell rat.

[Giuseppe]

I ain't drivin' out there this evening on a whim, rat. You'll never show up and I'll end up with my dick in my hand.

[Koolaid_Man]

you call me a bitch but i've been TRYING LIKE HELL to make this real for months you're a fucking hoe ass bitch and you won't agree to meet up with a nigga..whatever happened to your little 18th bday bash in vegas i was supposed to crash? exactly..you're a punk ass pussy bitch you ain't bout plexin just runnin your mouth on the net boy i'd smash on you in real life believe that


I will be at Western Park soon...

[Koolaid_Man]

I ain't drivin' out there this evening on a whim, rat. You'll never show up and I'll end up with my dick in my hand.


keep it close to the bus lines as you know that pussy ain't got no ride...:lol

[Giuseppe]

not tonight but we can set a time and a place to make this real, whats good pussy

I ain't a fighter, Vulv. Not over this nonsense. It's my religion.

[Giuseppe]

you like to run your cocksucker so what's good why not take it up a notch i aint scared so why are you?

Over this malarkey?

Relax, Vulv, it's just good natured red assing.

I'll meet to break bread and talk treason, but, I ain't fightin'. No way, Jose'.

[Giuseppe]

as much as you're on here 24/7 and posting 50 times a day it actually mean's a lot to you, it should definitely be something worth fighting for since you believe so strongly in it

Of course it means a lot to me. But, to actually want to fight over it is just ridiculous, Vulv.

[Giuseppe]

that's funny because from the perspective of a non pussy, a website "meaning a lot to oneself" and posting 50 times a day is just ridiculous. fighting is fun and seems like the better route to go. you scared because you're a pussy or somethin bro?

Yes, I'm scared. I don't want to get hurt. I don't want to have to explain to the old lady why I'm fightin' in Tempe and in the hoosegow for it.

I don't understand why my post count bothers anybody. You think you don't like me now? Wait 'till I ain't NBA Championship of the World any longer. You'll want to tear me limb from limb. tee, hee.

[Giuseppe]

i don't dislike you because of basketball i dislike you because you're a pussy and a weasel, and you suck at smack talk. but you just keep going, same phrase after phrase.

Next thing you know we'll be gettin' a room on campus.

[Giuseppe]

- "I knew it! All you ever do is yell at the television and talk to the kids on the phone about that gd basketball and those Lakers. GD it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to get up for work tomorrow and now this!"

- Katie-girl - takin' my phone call from the Tempe Precinct

[Giuseppe]

She's Irish and she knows me.

[Koolaid_Man]

if telling you that could entice you to showing your little face within reach


Yall gonna love this shit...Vulvaface on tha real...told ya he was pussy...tongue ring and all...it's over dude...

http://sports.webshots.com/photo/1227823930059105336eiVzfB

[Koolaid_Man]

Post your address then... lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I will come to you

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao yeah bro, how stupid do you think i am? remember, you're the stupid one here, not me. if you want to come to me then choose a neutral location in dallas


then give me the name of the park closest to your hood...I have fine software than pinpoint a pimple on your ass...

[Koolaid_Man]

did u hook Cully up with Kori

[Giuseppe]

did u hook Cully up with Kori

I'd be satisfied just to have her sit on my lap and I'd comb her hair.

Gulp.

[Koolaid_Man]

I'd be satisfied just to have her sit on my lap and I'd comb her hair.

Gulp.


the carpet hairs or the drape hairs...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

vulvaface has been sitting in this post typing a response for ~20 min now...not only is he lame...he's a slow thinker as well...

Memo to Vulvaface: study long...study wrong my nigga... ;-)

[ohmwrecker]

Seriously, is the goddamn troll forum on the fritz or something?

[Koolaid_Man]

Seriously, is the goddamn troll forum on the fritz or something?


don't blame me I can't start threads :lol

[ohmwrecker]

don't blame me I can't start threads :lol

Yeah . . . that's probably for the best.

[Koolaid_Man]

Yeah . . . that's probably for the best.


you know it...Kool is a muthafucker...

[ohmwrecker]

you know it...Kool is a muthafucker...

yup yup

[Giuseppe]

the carpet hairs or the drape hairs...:lol

C'mon, Kool, none of that. The Princess is on a pedestal. Unattainable, radiant, a shining light for us all to revere & ascribe to.

An absolutely beautiful child.

[Koolaid_Man]

C'mon, Kool, none of that. The Princess is on a pedestal. Unattainable, radiant, a shining light for us all to revere & ascribe to.

An absolutely beautiful child.


I can agree wit dat but given the chance I'd ascribe to fuck the shit outta her radiant princess ass...of course I'd do this while standing or sitting on a shining pedestal whatever her preference...:lol