Fellow Lakers fans. Do our Yankees have a chance?

[21_Dickings]

What do you guys think?

I don't think some no-name organization like the TexASS Rangers has the will to close us out.

We're going to break their hearts, just watch.

Jeter, like our beautiful, golden dicked Kobe Bryant, lives for these types of situations. He makes love to the pressure like one of these Texas pot-bellies makes love to pork sandwich.

We got this.

[TheSpursFNRule]

nice man TexASS rangers you on a roll man!!!!!

[Giuseppe]

They got no pitching after Pettite. Everybody else is scared shitless.

[21_Dickings]

They got no pitching after Pettite. Everybody else is scared shitless.

Cul, my man, how long you been a fan of the Yanks?

[Giuseppe]

They ain't been right, truly right & justified since the Boston Fiasco.

[Giuseppe]

Cul, my man, how long you been a fan of the Yanks?

I'm not, I'm an Indians fan. But, I'm a hater and I don't like seeing no ring teams like Texas get off the snide.

[21_Dickings]

They ain't been right, truly right & justified since the Boston Fiasco.

But they were right last year when we left Philadelphia dead & buried.

I'm going to reassure you like Luva did during Game 7, down 13.

"No one closes us out."

[Giuseppe]

But, it's been rotten since Boston. That killed the Yankee mystique, stained their brand.

[dirk4mvp]

But, it's been rotten since Boston. That killed the Yankee mystique, stained their brand.

there it was;::::: *POOF*, and just like that, no more mystique.

uh, huh.

[21_Dickings]

But, it's been rotten since Boston. That killed the Yankee mystique, stained their brand.

But us blowing at 24 point lead at Home and losing by 39 in the '08 Finals, didn't kill the Laker mystique.

We were closed out and up tighter than a nun with a chastity belt, and we still came back and ringed twice.

That's what legendary, godlike franchises like the Lakers and Yankees do. Rebound after catastrophe.

[Giuseppe]

But us blowing at 24 point lead at Home and losing by 39 in the '08 Finals, didn't kill the Laker mystique.

We were closed out and up tighter than a nun with a chastity belt, and we still came back and ringed twice.

That's what legendary, godlike franchises like the Lakers and Yankees do. Rebound after catastrophe.

We've never had a mystique.

[21_Dickings]

We've never had a mystique.

You don't think so?

Kobe is a mystique unto himself.

[Giuseppe]

You don't think so?

Kobe is a mystique unto himself.

No, I don't. It took us until 1985 to stand on our own two feet and act like somebody. We very nearly fell right back face ass down in '08. We were this||close to being back in that dark place when Kobe shoveled to Artest and Vuj made it look easy.

[Darrin]

they got no pitching after pettite. Everybody else is scared shitless.

cc?

[Giuseppe]

cc?

He's passionate, but, he doesn't persuade.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

The Yankees will be fine 21, the texass rangers won't be able to close em out

[SomeCallMeTim]

The Yankees will be fine 21, the texass rangers won't be able to close em out

If (and that's a big if) it gets to Game 7, I sure don't like the chances of NY's bats against Cliff Lee. When he gets locked in like this, he's something else. He has been absolutely toying with some of the best hitters in the game this postseason.

And no telling if Teixeira will even be able to return at all this series... that blown hammy looked pretty bad. That alone could by NY's deathblow as he, Cano, and Jeter have basically been the Yankees' offense in the playoffs.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

What's funny is after 1 fluke playoff run last year, A-Rod is back to being April-Rod. He's been abysmal in the playoffs yet again.

[SomeCallMeTim]

If (and that's a big if) it gets to Game 7, I sure don't like the chances of NY's bats against Cliff Lee. When he gets locked in like this, he's something else. He has been absolutely toying with some of the best hitters in the game this postseason.

And no telling if Teixeira will even be able to return at all this series... that blown hammy looked pretty bad. That alone could by NY's deathblow as he, Cano, and Jeter have basically been the Yankees' offense in the playoffs.

UPDATE: The Yankees have announced Teixeira has a Grade 2 hamstring strain and is out for the rest of the postseason. He will need six-to-eight weeks to recover, which means his season is over.

[SomeCallMeTim]

We've never had a mystique.

"When you use those words, 'mystique' and 'aura,' those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field.” - Curt Schilling

[Roddy Beaubois]

there it was;::::: *POOF*, and just like that, no more mystique.

uh, huh.

Like jammie, they changed once they got that f'in award.

If this don't beat all I've ever seen.

[Giuseppe]

Like jammie, they changed once they got that f'in award.

Big shot. Ellis gives him that Award and Jammie immediately starts acting high & mighty=3 paragraph manuscripts about the e=mc squared and other shit, on, and on. Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And these gd Awards are still poppin' every now and again. Everybody has one, cept of course me. She wouldn't give me one come Hell or high water.

[Roddy Beaubois]

^the goods

[NRHector]

:lol

[Venti Quattro]

nooooooooooooooo :cry :cry :cry

[AussieFanKurt]

cut

[Koolaid_Man]

What do you guys think?

I don't think some no-name organization like the TexASS Rangers has the will to close us out.

We're going to break their hearts, just watch.

Jeter, like our beautiful, golden dicked Kobe Bryant, lives for these types of situations. He makes love to the pressure like one of these Texas pot-bellies makes love to pork sandwich.

We got this.


Look a here you masquerading Laker fan faggot...homo's can't call their shots....fuck the Yankees and those faggot ass Cowboys....now go stick a plunger up ya ass Ho...:rollin

[Giuseppe]

Kool, utilizin' his Tree of Woe privileges early of a Saturday morn.

Kool Aid Man

[erikuff]

Isn't it great to be a fan of the most paid teams in sports and expect to win every year in either sport? Seems gratifying to know you'll always be a winner and feel good about yourself

[4>0rings]

Kool, utilizin' his Tree of Woe privileges early of a Saturday morn.

Kool Aid ManYeah but I guess laker fans are only a fan of basketball as that's the only sport that they're relevent in at the moment. Cully brah, peepin' the sports page has to bring you more info than if gino stopper won his womans finger in marriage.

[Giuseppe]

^You've been on the rag since Kobe shoveled & Artest got busy.

Kobe Bryant

[LakasRool4eva]

i was actually pretty sad bout my yankees but da Lakas gonna fix all that with another 'ship........................................

[Killakobe81]

F te Yanks, Im no Tex Rangers fan but they are a fun ball-club to watch ...