Illegal Left Turn....

[TheMACHINE]

Making a left turn into this shopping complex is illegal right?

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/LMAOxROFL/left.jpg

[Giuseppe]

I think so.

Here's another question: if you come to a red light in a state that permits U turns, can you U turn on that red?

[Gutter92]

I'm sorry, does this shopping complex belong to an NBA player? A team owner? Anything related to the NBA? Assuming the answer is no, get this shit the fuck off MY forum.

[TheMACHINE]

I'm sorry, does this shopping complex belong to an NBA player? A team owner? Anything related to the NBA? Assuming the answer is no, get this shit the fuck off MY forum.

Yah Magic Johnson owns it.

[Gutter92]

I think so.

Here's another question: if you come to a red light in a state that permits U turns, can you U turn on that red?


trick question, to do a U turn you'd need to turn left, and you can't turn left on a red light!

or was it not a trick question at all...

you silly goose.

[Gutter92]

Yah Magic Johnson owns it.

Source? Just curious.

[Giuseppe]

My son swears up & down it's legal to U turn against a red. I tried it with the old lady in the car and she tried to hit me again.

You're not turning left and you're not going straight. Kinda makes sense that it would be legal, no?

[TheMACHINE]

Dammit..looks like online traffic school for me

[Giuseppe]

Oh, Lord, I'd rather have Mid sit on my face then go to that traffic school for eight hours.

[TheMACHINE]

Oh, Lord, I'd rather have Mid sit on my face then go to that traffic school for eight hours.

btw...no u-turns on red

[Gutter92]

My son swears up & down it's legal to U turn against a red. I tried it with the old lady in the car and she tried to hit me again.

You're not turning left and you're not going straight. Kinda makes sense that it would be legal, no?

Which way are you turning your wheel when you make a u-turn? You have to make a left turn (at an intersection), and then another left turn to do a U-Turn.

[Giuseppe]

OT, but, Chili's should be ashamed to serve that Ribeye with the white gravy. It used to be succulent, but, I wouldn't hit a dog in the ass with it now. Fuckers.

[Giuseppe]

Which way are you turning your wheel when you make a u-turn? You have to make a left turn (at an intersection), and then another left turn to do a U-Turn.

I wouldn't even enter the intersection. I just crank the wheel all the way left and go back the other way.

[Gutter92]

Then you actually stop behind the pedestrian line :lol:

[TheMACHINE]

Damn Chili's. If the coin flipped "tails" i would have been eating Pho at the other side of town instead of getting pulled over by a cop chillin at the parking lot.

[scampers]

My son swears up & down it's legal to U turn against a red. I tried it with the old lady in the car and she tried to hit me again.

You're not turning left and you're not going straight. Kinda makes sense that it would be legal, no?

You're technically turning left when you do a U-turn. You have to wait for a green light, or stop first if its a blinking red or stop sign.

[Giuseppe]

Then you actually stop behind the pedestrian line :lol:

I guess I won't do it anymore. I have been getting some hateful looks over it.

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol at illegal U-turns.

You can't be doing that shit at busy intersections, eventually your car will get destroyed by another. They make for good EMS/rescue calls though:toast

[Ashy Larry]

Technically, it's an illegal left. The solid double yellow lines constitutes an island. If you look closely, it's shaped like one. And I don't think most of us would drive over that cement slab sitting in the middle of the road, even those I did see some bluehair old lady try that shit and it was funny as hell when her ass got stuck.

So yeah, it's illegal.

[TheMACHINE]

Technically, it's an illegal left. The solid double yellow lines constitutes an island. If you look closely, it's shaped like one. And I don't think most of us would drive over that cement slab sitting in the middle of the road, even those I did see some bluehair old lady try that shit and it was funny as hell when her ass got stuck.

So yeah, it's illegal.

yah i figured....you'd be amazed how many people turned left there. I was inside chili's and saw about 5 cars turn left there in 30 minutes...they all lucky cuz the cop bailed out after he gave me my ticket.

a few feet after that turn, the "island" turns into a lane where you can go in. :rolleyes

[Giuseppe]

Usually city cops aren't that anal. He wasn't stationed there, right, just coming out of Chili's, correct?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Usually city cops aren't that anal. He wasn't stationed there, right, just coming out of Chili's, correct?

No, they're only stationed at Denny's

[Giuseppe]

At least you'll have the early part of Traffic School to look forward to: where each person tells their story. That's the only part that is tolerable. I had no idea but if get a DUI you can't be ever be a nurse, or, get a CDL license.

[TheMACHINE]

At least you'll have the early part of Traffic School to look forward to: where each person tells their story. That's the only part that is tolerable. I had no idea but if get a DUI you can't be ever be a nurse, or, get a CDL license.

my waiter said there were 8 of them eating there. lol

im taking online classes if they let me. :p:

[Giuseppe]

Last time I sat behind this hot girl with a plumber's ass for 8 hours. I never let on of course, but, it was so nice. She had on absolutely no underwear on and corduroys. I was so nervous that she was gonna switch seats during a break, but, she always came back to the same seat.

[Ashy Larry]

well, be careful especially at the end of the month because they've gotta meet that quota. They'll ticket you for practically anything from the 20th-31st

[TheMACHINE]

well, be careful especially at the end of the month because they've gotta meet that quota. They'll ticket you for practically anything from the 20th-31st

first thing i thought of. lol

so ticky tack

[Jt.ONE]

if you dont get caught, it aint illegal