so I chugged two 4lokos earlier today

[monosylab1k]

HOLY FUCK i had no idea how bad that would fuck you up.

I've downed a four loko or two in my time, and one four loko will get me feelin buzzed but not so bad.

I decided to chug two of them before seeing jackass 3d and i got FUCKING WASTED BEYOND COMPREHENDSION. holy fucking shit i did not see this coming. now i've gotta go to an anniversary dinner with the wife and parents nd THIS IS RELALY BAD YALL. I am still feeling this shit and I chugged those motehrfuckers like 4 hours ago.

[monosylab1k]

seriously guys i am not sure how i'm going to handle this. i can hide my drunkenness only so long. my cover will be blown soon. fuck me.

[monosylab1k]

seriously 1 fourloko = feeling good

2 fourlokos = FUBAR

holy shit

[monosylab1k]

great help you assholes are.

with friends like you who needs friends.

all you fuckers are asses

[monosylab1k]

like a g6 like a like a g6

[Sisk]

http://www.beatportal.com/uploads/news/1219719606_trainwreck.jpg

[TinTin]

You can always pretend that you have violent diarrhea. Surely then you don't have to go

[BUMP]

how often a week do you have them? just curious

[Ace]

Sniff some coke, that'll balance it out.

[AussieFanKurt]

good NBA topic of conversation

[koriwhat]

i wish all these fuckin' lame ass trolls with their lame ass "raising of the bar" threads in the nba forum would get the fuck out of here. wtf?!

[BUMP]

i wish all these fuckin' lame ass trolls with their lame ass "raising of the bar" threads in the nba forum would get the fuck out of here. wtf?!

http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ihasafunny-calm-down.jpg

[IronMexican]

stretch needs to confirm mono is married.

[DeadlyDynasty]

HOLY FUCK i had no idea how bad that would fuck you up.

I've downed a four loko or two in my time, and one four loko will get me feelin buzzed but not so bad.

I decided to chug two of them before seeing jackass 3d and i got FUCKING WASTED BEYOND COMPREHENDSION. holy fucking shit i did not see this coming. now i've gotta go to an anniversary dinner with the wife and parents nd THIS IS RELALY BAD YALL. I am still feeling this shit and I chugged those motehrfuckers like 4 hours ago.

it was mentioned b4, but honestly coke is the best way to go. Don't take adderall when you're drunk unless you just wanna get f'd up even more. Do about a half-g of white and keep it to one nostril so you don't have the sniffles all night. I'm going righty tonight

[cheguevara]

seriously guys i am not sure how i'm going to handle this. i can hide my drunkenness only so long. my cover will be blown soon. fuck me.

hey faggot, there is a forum for homosexual alcoholics looking for dates. It's called the troll forum.

this, the NBA forum

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Tbh what's gonna happen when I shotgun 3 of them on Saturday?

[IronMexican]

Tbh what's gonna happen when I shotgun 3 of them on Saturday?

You'll hear about what happened and not remember a thing.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

You'll hear about what happened and not remember a thing.
Good I haven't been that drunk since high school.

[Grundle]

it was mentioned b4, but honestly coke is the best way to go. Don't take adderall when you're drunk unless you just wanna get f'd up even more. Do about a half-g of white and keep it to one nostril so you don't have the sniffles all night. I'm going righty tonight

Sage advice. Listen to the man.

[badfish22]

Tbh what's gonna happen when I shotgun 3 of them on Saturday?

:lol you wont shotgun three.

[cheguevara]

You'll hear about what happened and not remember a thing.

that's what happens when everytime I drink absynth.

[Phillip]

stretch needs to confirm mono is married.

confirmed. mono is married tbh

[DAF86]

Staring at a PC screen while beign hangover is a bad idea, tbh.

[monosylab1k]

UPDATE***


so I am worried as shit about this dinner cuz it's taking all the concentration I have to walk halfway straight and not slur my words too bad.

BUT

The basketball gods were on my side in this one (thankfully I posted this in the NBA forum to gain their approval. suck on that koriwhat). The decision was made to go eat sushi! And it was one of those sushi/benihana/other asian shit style buffets. So I ate a shitload of sushi, excused myself to the bathroom, puked my guts out, and from then on my half drunk/hungover/sickly state could be blamed on the sushi. So that they wouldn't get all pissy at the sushi place, I played the "maybe it's food poisoning, maybe it's cuz I ate so much, I really don't know" card.

I went home and had a ginger ale and that's the end.

[monosylab1k]

and DoK seriously don't do 3 fourlokos. First off, your body won't be able to handle more than 2 right off the bat. You will lose the will to live before you can down a third one.

Also, the effect those things have multiplies by an insane amount with each can. I've had fourlokos all the time, but never more than one. One has you feeling pretty damn good. And when you think about it, your natural reaction is "I could definitely handle two of these" but I'm telling you, halfway through the second one you'll be saying to yourself "holy shit what the fuck is going on???????" as you're completely piss ass drunk.

[monosylab1k]

tbh I don't even remember a damn thing about jackass 3d. I remember laughing alot, and I remember going to the bathroom twice and pissing all over the floor instead of in the urinal. Aside from that I have no clue what happened in the movie.

[DAF86]

What's the alcohol % of this 4loko thing?

[monosylab1k]

What's the alcohol % of this 4loko thing?

12% alcohol. It's in a 24 oz can. The amount of alcohol itself isn't real bad, but they put a shit load of caffeine and red bull crap in there and apparently wormwood. All I know is that one can is fine, two cans fucks you up.

[Phillip]

what does it taste like

[badfish22]

what does it taste like

Theres a bunch of different flavors.
Out of the ones I have tried:
Orange (taste like orange soda)

Lemonade
Grape
Watermelon
Fruit Punch
















Blue Rasberry

[monosylab1k]

what does it taste like

whatever flavor is on the can mixed with cat piss is probably the best description.

tbh it's basically like crack. it's fucking disgusting but once you've had one, you want another and another and pretty soon fourloko is like all that you drink.

[badfish22]

Its because its so cheap. In Texas you can run to the gas station at 1 in the morning and pick one up for $2

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

and DoK seriously don't do 3 fourlokos. First off, your body won't be able to handle more than 2 right off the bat. You will lose the will to live before you can down a third one.

Also, the effect those things have multiplies by an insane amount with each can. I've had fourlokos all the time, but never more than one. One has you feeling pretty damn good. And when you think about it, your natural reaction is "I could definitely handle two of these" but I'm telling you, halfway through the second one you'll be saying to yourself "holy shit what the fuck is going on???????" as you're completely piss ass drunk.
rofl OK so I'll drink 1 before the game, snort 40 mgs of aderall with it, and then sneak another into the game. Thanks for the advice.

I've never had more than 1 at once so I had no idea how I'd react.

[monosylab1k]

I've never had more than 1 at once so I had no idea how I'd react.

yes tbh, same here. after having one, you feel like you could definitely handle two, but man something happens in the middle of that second can and you reach the point of no return.

[Leetonidas]

rofl OK so I'll drink 1 before the game, snort 40 mgs of aderall with it, and then sneak another into the game. Thanks for the advice.

I've never had more than 1 at once so I had no idea how I'd react.

:wow

WTF...don't do that dude, seriously.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

So how long does it take two to wear off? I'm having a party at my house after the game and I wanna be able to drink more :lol, should I forgo sneaking one into the game?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:wow

WTF...don't do that dude, seriously.
:lol it ain't my first time snorting 40 mgs of aderall with alcohol. I have crazy ADD, the aderall enhances my drunk and makes it better. I'm a lot more relaxed and chill when I have aderall with booze.

[Roddy Beaubois]

So how long does it take two to wear off? I'm having a party at my house after the game and I wanna be able to drink more :lol, should I forgo sneaking one into the game?

They actually wear off pretty quick tbh. All the caffeine in them makes the alcohol come on really fucking fast, which is why people lose it when they chug two. So, definitely sneak one into the game. I just chugged one and felt pretty damn drunk going in, but was sober by halftime and left to drink more.

[monosylab1k]

So how long does it take two to wear off? I'm having a party at my house after the game and I wanna be able to drink more :lol, should I forgo sneaking one into the game?

tbh i finished the second one around 2, went into the theater, and i was still feeling like shit at 7 when we met up for dinner. tbh I think part of the problem is because of all the sugar and caffeine and energy shit in 4loko, i crashed big time and didn't do anything to prevent that. so if you're still keeping yourself "up" then it might not be so bad.

also, if you're partying later and it doesn't matter that you're drunk, then go for it. i was fucked only cuz i had to meet up for a nice dinner with the parents and wife later.

[Leetonidas]

:lol it ain't my first time snorting 40 mgs of aderall with alcohol. I have crazy ADD, the aderall enhances my drunk and makes it better. I'm a lot more relaxed and chill when I have aderall with booze.

Meh I've done 9 30mg XRs in one day but I've never snorted them...I hear that shit fucks your nose and brain up more. Never tried it with booze though, so maybe it would help balance it out. But then again those 4lokos have all kinds of caffeine and shit in it.

Either way, take pics.

[Double-Up]

12% alcohol. It's in a 24 oz can. The amount of alcohol itself isn't real bad, but they put a shit load of caffeine and red bull crap in there and apparently wormwood. All I know is that one can is fine, two cans fucks you up.

...and three will have you outta there. I went and drank then hooped while on that shit...worst idea ever. Puking my guts out all night.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Meh I've done 9 30mg XRs in one day but I've never snorted them...I hear that shit fucks your nose and brain up more.
Well you can't snort the XRs, it's gotta be IRs. From my experience, snorting is better for recreational use, swallowing is better for actually studying.

[Kai]

shove 2 four lokos up your ass, then it will work its way backwards and balance your body out. You're welcome.

[Giuseppe]

I just the pop the DVR to June 17th and watch Artest perform open heart surgery on Pierce.

I'm right as the mail, just like that.

[Leetonidas]

Well you can't snort the XRs, it's gotta be IRs. From my experience, snorting is better for recreational use, swallowing is better for actually studying.

Yeah you can...I have a friend next door who used to do that shit. He used to crush the little balls and snort them up. He said they'd get stuck in his nose and every so often a few would get sucked up and he'd get a boost of high. However, he always seemed like a tweaked out retard when he did this, which is probably why I don't think I want to do that. I don't even know where to get IRs, maybe I'll try it one day though

[Phillip]

:wow

WTF...don't do that dude, seriously.


Meh I've done 9 30mg XRs in one day but I've never snorted them...I hear that shit fucks your nose and brain up more. Never tried it with booze though, so maybe it would help balance it out. But then again those 4lokos have all kinds of caffeine and shit in it.

Either way, take pics.


Yeah you can...I have a friend next door who used to do that shit. He used to crush the little balls and snort them up. He said they'd get stuck in his nose and every so often a few would get sucked up and he'd get a boost of high. However, he always seemed like a tweaked out retard when he did this, which is probably why I don't think I want to do that. I don't even know where to get IRs, maybe I'll try it one day though

tbh your posts arent basketball related

please stick to basketball related posts as we are trying to raise the bar

thanx :toast

[Leetonidas]

Oops, my bad. I'll get right on that.

4 rings faggot!!!!

(that's bball related right?)

[Phillip]

Oops, my bad. I'll get right on that.

4 rings faggot!!!!

(that's bball related right?)

:tu

spurfan just posting the posts they are supposed to post tbh

[ALVAREZ6]

I know a kid that has bonged 2 four lokos in one bong several times.

For those that haven't fucked around with the math to figure out how many drinks/beers/shots this is the equivalent of, it's like bonging 12 beers, in one bonging.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

What the fuck do you mean "bong" it?

[Phillip]

beer bong

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

beer bong
o

[ALVAREZ6]

What the fuck do you mean "bong" it?

You ask, you shall receive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_pYsbXPm-w

Someone embed this if they know how, or teach me.

[Phillip]

alvarez fails at life

U_pYsbXPm-w

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

TBh shotgunning is better

[ALVAREZ6]

TBh shotgunning is better

That's your opinion, I like beer bongs better. But, again, you ask, and you shall receive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqnsVHpx8Fs&feature=related

[leemajors]

I know a kid that has bonged 2 four lokos in one bong several times.

For those that haven't fucked around with the math to figure out how many drinks/beers/shots this is the equivalent of, it's like bonging 12 beers, in one bonging.

except that it's nowhere close to that % wise.

[hater]

something about the mixture of alcohol and energy drink fucks you up way beyond just the alcohol content.

I think this happens only to certain ppl.

I seen ppl do crazy shit with vodka-redbull. But it doesn't affect me like that

[ALVAREZ6]

except that it's nowhere close to that % wise.
Nowhere close, oh really???

4 Loko are 12% alcohol, and most beer college kids drink (natty light, miller lite, bud light, etc), especially for bonging purposes, are around 4% alcohol. A beer can or bottle is 12 oz, while a 4 Loko is 23.5 oz...half ounce more and it's 24 oz.

2 4 lokos, essentially 4 beers worth from volume standpoint, and then 3 times more alcohol....12 beers.

[monosylab1k]

I think this happens only to certain ppl.

I seen ppl do crazy shit with vodka-redbull. But it doesn't affect me like that

I guess that's how it works when you weigh 400 pounds.

[ElNono]

I haven't tried 4lokos, but sushi is fucking nasty...

[phyzik]

I've heard stories from a law enforcement buddy of mine in Austin. They find kids on this stuff that dont even know what county they are in. Shit really does fuck you up.

Probably the new date rape drink, TBH.