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Spurminator
08-08-2004, 01:42 AM
Now, I'm no opponent of nudity, but sometimes a movie throws a nude scene at you for no apparent reason and leaves you thinking "What the hell was the point of that?" (Straight-to-video 80's B-movies not included)

Open Water - The inspiration for this topic. It's a movie about two people stuck in the ocean after a scuba diving expedition. In a hotel scene (before the trip) the female protagonist is seen reading in bed while naked. And, as she tells her husband (or boyfriend, I don't know if this was ever established), she is not in the mood on this particular night.

Titanic - One of the most popular movies in history, and yet difficult to recommend to the grandparents who would blush at Kate Winslet's sultry pose. Not a good date movie when your date is a Mormon (long story).

Swordfish - Halle Berry's first nude scene was gratuitous, but clearly not pointless, as it probably accounted for 45% of the total ticket sales for the film. And I have a feeling most of the people who paid eight bucks for 10 seconds of Halle Berry's Boobs left feeling pretty blue-balled.

KoriEllis
08-08-2004, 02:15 AM
Wild Things -- For no apparent reason, showed Kevin Bacon's package when he was coming out of the shower.

MannyIsGod
08-08-2004, 02:18 AM
Speaking of wild things, Neve Campbell and Denise Richards are HOT when making out.

I honestly can't catagorize the nude scene in TITanic as pointless, it had merrit. I don't remember Hale Berry's breasts in that movie, and haven't seen Open Waters, YET (It looks great).

Guru of Nothing
08-08-2004, 02:41 AM
I cast my vote for the next FSP GTG.

TastesLikeChicken
08-08-2004, 02:55 AM
Speaking of nude scenes, someone should tell Mimi Rogers it's about time to wrap-up the being nude in every movie thing, it was fine in the late 80's early 90's, but the "good naked" window is closing.

IcemanCometh
08-08-2004, 03:41 AM
bunch of fucking prudes

Useruser666
08-08-2004, 01:35 PM
No nude scene is bad, unless of course there are guys in it!

:moon

EDIT: I do hate the ones where the hot female character disrobes only to have an alien or other monster pop out of her head or "other" body area. Something psychologically disturbing about that. Examples; "Species", "Starship Troopers 2", "Aliens No?". Maybe it's a fear of that happening to you type of thing.


Useruser666 :eyebrow

T Park Num 9
08-08-2004, 08:10 PM
the naked chick in the pool in Caddyshack was pretty dumb.

Johnny Blaze 47
08-08-2004, 08:16 PM
Are you saying dumb as in there was no reason for the shot or she was dumb as in a lack of intelligence?

'Cause I'm pretty sure that particular girl wasn't hired for her brains.

mrdio
08-08-2004, 10:58 PM
It has to obviously be ths one, the shower scene. :rollin

Jimcs50
08-09-2004, 12:53 AM
Speaking of nude scenes, someone should tell Mimi Rogers it's about time to wrap-up the being nude in every movie thing, it was fine in the late 80's early 90's, but the "good naked" window is closing.


I'd still do her. :)

http://www.mimi-rogers-pics.com/images/test/images/misc10.jpg

rednecksbasketball
08-09-2004, 02:17 AM
T & A is never a bad thing-thought there are movies that have nude seens that leave you wondering. the Scene in Titianic is pretty much what the whole movie is centered around. oh and the moron's and that movie, that just is funny as hell. when I seen it in theatres, when the tit scene come on about half the theatre walked out.:rollin they are real anal about that stuff.

timvp
08-09-2004, 02:29 AM
As a side note, I'm officially the only male to avoid being forced to see Titanic despite female persistence.

:smokin2

Mark in Austin
08-09-2004, 04:30 AM
Kentucky Fried Movie -

the "tits on the glass shower door" scene wins hands down.

iminlakerland
08-09-2004, 06:35 AM
So am i the only female who hasnt watched Titanic and dosnt care to?

Useruser666
08-09-2004, 09:53 AM
Hey Timvp, let's form a club. I still haven't seen that movie and am proud of it.

Useruser666 :eyebrow

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-09-2004, 10:02 AM
I thought that Sharon Stones snatch in Basic Instinct was pretty gratuitous...not that I minded...:lol

Jimcs50
08-09-2004, 10:16 AM
CC, I saw her in San Francisco two weeks ago coming out of Saks. I did not recognize her, but some other people did and pointed her outto each other.

CosmicCowboyXXX
08-09-2004, 10:20 AM
I have seen a couple of pics of her recently when she wasn't "made up"...I could see how you wouldn't recognize her...

Blood Dong
08-10-2004, 12:39 PM
hands down the winner here is the girl running down the aisle an stopping infront of the camera in Airplane.......agree?

tlongII
08-10-2004, 12:47 PM
My personal vavorite is the chick in the pool while the guy was whacking off in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I can't remember her name.

Blood Dong
08-10-2004, 12:49 PM
THe greatness of Phoebe Cates

Johnny Blaze 47
08-10-2004, 12:51 PM
Pheobe Cates, Tlong?

http://www.celebrity-cheerleaders.com/pictures/phoebe_cates_10.jpg

jalbre6
08-10-2004, 12:51 PM
not exactly a nude scene, but Phoebe Cates' pool scene in Fast Times is a killer...agree with Neve Campell and Denise Richards making out in Wild Things...

jalbre6
08-10-2004, 12:52 PM
lol

"Brad, have I ever told you how cute you are?"

jalbre6
08-10-2004, 12:53 PM
then,

"Doesn't anyone ever fucking knock any more?"

God, I love that movie.

Blood Dong
08-10-2004, 01:00 PM
wait a minute, am I the only one that beats off in a pirate uniform?

NORCAL5I0
11-11-2007, 04:55 PM
I am guilty as charged!


http://www.sptimesphotos.com/blogs/80s/uploaded_images/judge_reinhold-798365.jpg

Obstructed_View
11-02-2008, 03:11 AM
New contender: Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

SpursWoman
11-02-2008, 08:23 AM
Hey Timvp, let's form a club. I still haven't seen that movie and am proud of it.


He's watched the last half of it with me ... and I didn't even force him too. Haha. :lol

baseline bum
11-02-2008, 09:28 AM
The shower scene in Starship Troopers ruled.

Obstructed_View
11-02-2008, 09:47 AM
The shower scene in Starship Troopers ruled.

And it was probably faithful to the book. Stranger in a Strange Land was loaded with breasty horny women. I'm not sure if it's possible to have gratuitous nudity in a book, but if so, Heinlein wins the award.

Cry Havoc
11-02-2008, 10:46 AM
I came for the "Swordfish" and was not disappointed. =P

Spurminator
11-02-2008, 10:50 AM
I would like to point out in my defense that this thread was created before the "OMG it's a penis!" trend in recent comedies.

Obstructed_View
11-02-2008, 11:05 AM
I would like to point out in my defense that this thread was created before the "OMG it's a penis!" trend in recent comedies.

Yeah, this thread popped up in an unrelated search and I couldn't resist bringing it back.

BlackSwordsMan
11-02-2008, 11:15 AM
underworld

Avitus1
11-02-2008, 12:19 PM
http://www.impawards.com/1995/posters/showgirls.jpg
What about this terrible movie?

MrChug
11-05-2008, 11:44 PM
I'm going for "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story""

...too much cox

Ed Helicopter Jones
11-06-2008, 01:03 PM
I would like to point out in my defense that this thread was created before the "OMG it's a penis!" trend in recent comedies.

Yeah, what's up with that? It used to be that you could count on some nice perky boobalige when the box cover says "contains nudity", but movies like "Harold and Kumar's Escape from Guantanamo Bay", "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" and "Don't Mess With the Zohan" have gone a long way to killing my buzz.

The box cover needs to have a warning label that says: BEWARE OF THE PENIS or WARNING: OLD WOMAN NAKED or something to that affect. Only young attractive women are allowed to be naked in a movie, IMO. Anything else warrants an NC-17 rating due to the adverse psychological affects it has on those unfortunate enough to view such horrific cinema.

ATRAIN
11-06-2008, 01:07 PM
Any Given Sunday

Viva Las Espuelas
11-06-2008, 01:52 PM
Hell. Pretty much all the movies of the 80's. Porky's, H.O.T.S., Squeeze Play, Last American Virgin, etc.

spurs_fan_in_exile
11-06-2008, 01:55 PM
Yeah, what's up with that? It used to be that you could count on some nice perky boobalige when the box cover says "contains nudity", but movies like "Harold and Kumar's Escape from Guantanamo Bay", "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" and "Don't Mess With the Zohan" have gone a long way to killing my buzz.

The box cover needs to have a warning label that says: BEWARE OF THE PENIS or WARNING: OLD WOMAN NAKED or something to that affect. Only young attractive women are allowed to be naked in a movie, IMO. Anything else warrants an NC-17 rating due to the adverse psychological affects it has on those unfortunate enough to view such horrific cinema.

Congratulations Ed. When I become president you're getting appointed head of the FCC.

ORION
11-06-2008, 03:26 PM
I finally get to use this ...


:ttiwwp:

I. Hustle
11-06-2008, 03:42 PM
The Human Dictionary. Look it up. You will thank me.

gingerwave
11-06-2008, 03:43 PM
Speaking of wild things, Neve Campbell and Denise Richards are HOT when making out.

I honestly can't catagorize the nude scene in TITanic as pointless, it had merrit. I don't remember Hale Berry's breasts in that movie, and haven't seen Open Waters, YET (It looks great).

How do you not remember HB's breast in Swordfish? That's all anyone remembers about that movie.

Bender
11-06-2008, 04:09 PM
Hell. Pretty much all the movies of the 80's. Porky's, H.O.T.S., Squeeze Play, Last American Virgin, etc.you are missing the point of "gratuitous" in the thread title.

Those movies were expected to have naked women running around.

whoever mentioned the woman running down the aisle in Airplane! probably nailed it. That was the definition of "gratuitous"... that was the joke after all...

RuffnReadyOzStyle
11-07-2008, 03:04 AM
Gena Davis and Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise was pretty gratuitous... naked young Gena legs! Mmmmmmm....

RuffnReadyOzStyle
11-07-2008, 03:16 AM
Gena Davis and Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise was pretty gratuitous... naked young Gena legs! Mmmmmmm....