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PM5K
10-23-2010, 10:17 PM
SAN ANTONIO, Texas -- Mike Yuchnitz, the owner and pitch man for My Econo $39.95 Optical was arrested Saturday night and charged with solicitation to commit capital murder.

LINK (http://www.ksat.com/news/25491414/detail.html)

PakiDan
10-23-2010, 10:23 PM
Dude... I placed this bet about 10 years ago.... I knew the guy was way off the highway.

SVhKp1D1FI8

ChuckD
10-24-2010, 12:58 AM
Not surprising. There is a group of women who will fuck anyone on TV, especially if they own their own business. He probably had a chica on the side that was pressuring him to leave the wife, which would have cost him half his company. Unfortunately for him, that would have been cheaper than hard time in the slammer. Idiot.

4>0rings
10-24-2010, 02:11 AM
WTF? I used to go to school with his son Noah in Leon Valley. He would always show up in limos in elementary school lol wtf. Weird family to say the least.

His place done pierced a few lady friends parts. :wow

AussieFanKurt
10-24-2010, 03:14 AM
haha hannah minx 4>0 rings. nice

METALMiKE
10-24-2010, 06:48 AM
not suprised tbh

Nathan Explosion
10-24-2010, 08:51 AM
WTF? I used to go to school with his son Noah in Leon Valley. He would always show up in limos in elementary school lol wtf. Weird family to say the least.

His place done pierced a few lady friends parts. :wow

I went to high school with his son. He'd show up in a purple corvette that was a pace car at the Indy 500. Didn't know him but one of my best friends played football with him. Heard some stories.

ploto
10-24-2010, 09:22 AM
LINK (http://www.ksat.com/news/25491414/detail.html)

Like this comment:


At least he didn't try to have the job done for $39.95.

JoeChalupa
10-24-2010, 10:58 AM
Damn, so much for his vows..."I'll take care of you. always have always will".

ChuckD
10-24-2010, 11:29 AM
Classic Nouveau Riche behavior. I always thought he was WAY too blingy for an old dude. He probably came from nothing, and feels he has to show everyone.

And sending your kid to school in a limo? Or even allowing it? WTF?

Shelly
10-24-2010, 11:37 AM
a little more info.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/man_charged_with_solicitation_to_kill_his_wife_105 613978.html

The comments are funny! He's denying a divorce, but someone commented that it's on record that she filed.

BlackSwordsMan
10-24-2010, 11:43 AM
holy shit

ashbeeigh
10-24-2010, 11:44 AM
I think midge and SB saw their posse at IHOP once.

Dr. Gonzo
10-24-2010, 11:58 AM
I think midge and SB saw their posse at IHOP once.

That is true. He was rolling with about 6 asians at Denny's. It was amusing.

This is a shitty picture I took.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/TheDevil.jpg

Leetonidas
10-24-2010, 12:40 PM
Triads? Yakuza?

Slomo
10-24-2010, 12:47 PM
Panda Express?

Leetonidas
10-24-2010, 12:48 PM
Does anyone else think this dude is on coke/meth every time you see him on TV because of his fucked up speech?

I'm pretty sure no one is surprised by this headline :lmao My first thought was "I fucking knew it!"

cornbread
10-24-2010, 01:29 PM
I love it how he went from a fat, glasses tv pitchman to the the pimp daddy of glasses.

mrsmaalox
10-24-2010, 01:34 PM
Haha "pimp daddy". He always looked liked he was wearing one of those over-the-top pimp Halloween costumes :lol

Chachachango
10-24-2010, 01:54 PM
Haha, always knew there was something funky about that negro.

panic giraffe
10-24-2010, 01:55 PM
dude is innocent of this charge. free mikey!

anyone that has seen his wife would know that crazy japanese lady is always head to toe in gold, more so than the love child of kanye and mr. t. I bet she is just trying to set him up and slander to make the the divorce lean in her favor.
i mean the dude his shady, this is true, the whole family is, even to the point of one of his son's having to leave town and mike having to foot the bill to keep him alive. i just think that when you have your hand in as much shit as he does, it would be a hell of a lot easier to have someone killed and not have someone snitch. this whole thing smells more than contact lens cleaner.

Buddy Holly
10-24-2010, 02:53 PM
I saw him once at Splashtown long ass time ago. Like 15 years ago. He was really fat then but was shirtless just laying down in a shallow pool.

SpursWoman
10-24-2010, 03:21 PM
That guy is a serious creeper ... this is no surprise.



*shudders*

Trainwreck2100
10-24-2010, 04:41 PM
dude is innocent of this charge. free mikey!

anyone that has seen his wife would know that crazy japanese lady is always head to toe in gold, more so than the love child of kanye and mr. t. I bet she is just trying to set him up and slander to make the the divorce lean in her favor.
i mean the dude his shady, this is true, the whole family is, even to the point of one of his son's having to leave town and mike having to foot the bill to keep him alive. i just think that when you have your hand in as much shit as he does, it would be a hell of a lot easier to have someone killed and not have someone snitch. this whole thing smells more than contact lens cleaner.

Exactly a guy that owns a tattoo place like he does has to know at least 1 killer

ploto
10-24-2010, 04:44 PM
He's denying a divorce, but someone commented that it's on record that she filed.

Apparently she filed on Friday!

Just type his name in:

https://apps.bexar.org/dklitsearch/search.aspx

ChuckD
10-24-2010, 05:08 PM
dude is innocent of this charge. free mikey!

anyone that has seen his wife would know that crazy japanese lady is always head to toe in gold, more so than the love child of kanye and mr. t. I bet she is just trying to set him up and slander to make the the divorce lean in her favor.
i mean the dude his shady, this is true, the whole family is, even to the point of one of his son's having to leave town and mike having to foot the bill to keep him alive. i just think that when you have your hand in as much shit as he does, it would be a hell of a lot easier to have someone killed and not have someone snitch. this whole thing smells more than contact lens cleaner.

Doesn't mean you're not guilty just because maybe someone dangled some bait in the water, and you were stupid enough to take it. It just means you're a fool that got set up. She's entitled to half, and no more. It's not like she can make him look like a scumbag and get 75%.

Also, if he is "connected", she's a lot safer if he's locked up.

Stringer_Bell
10-24-2010, 05:10 PM
I was thought his colourful attire had more to do with Feng Shui than coked-out clothing decisions.

Any pics of his wife?

PM5K
10-24-2010, 08:15 PM
Any pics of his wife?

I have some from my surveillance but I haven't uploaded them to my computer.

BlackSwordsMan
10-24-2010, 10:04 PM
this bitch is gonna bank some cash get divorced and get deep dicked by some blick dude in the caribbeans

ashbeeigh
10-24-2010, 10:22 PM
dude is innocent of this charge. free mikey!

anyone that has seen his wife would know that crazy japanese lady is always head to toe in gold, more so than the love child of kanye and mr. t. I bet she is just trying to set him up and slander to make the the divorce lean in her favor.
i mean the dude his shady, this is true, the whole family is, even to the point of one of his son's having to leave town and mike having to foot the bill to keep him alive. i just think that when you have your hand in as much shit as he does, it would be a hell of a lot easier to have someone killed and not have someone snitch. this whole thing smells more than contact lens cleaner.

If you had to sand something, panic giraffe you'd go against the grain just piss everyone off. Although, you are innocent until proven guilty.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-24-2010, 11:07 PM
If you had to sand something, panic giraffe you'd go against the grain just piss everyone off.

Ducks?

fraga
10-25-2010, 07:53 AM
I remember I used to work in North Star mall about 10 years ago...he walked into the store..all decked out in gold chains and what not..along with this wife...also decked out in gold chains and rings...funky looking couple to say the least...

bus driver
10-25-2010, 08:12 AM
If you had to sand something, panic giraffe you'd go against the grain just piss everyone off. Although, you are innocent until proven guilty.

:lmao


Yuchnitz is guiltier than a motherfucker.

if not for murder than for dressing like that.



i never know he had cash; the news showed his house and it was a nice pile of bricks. who would have guessed 39.95 opticals was a great business. :wakeup

Pick of Destiny
10-25-2010, 04:23 PM
The dude should have just stuck with a sancha

ashbeeigh
10-25-2010, 09:35 PM
Ducks?

If it's not one thing it's another. Hahahaha. I think I meant to say "say."

Slydragon
10-25-2010, 09:39 PM
Old fat guy pitch man I may have walk into his place but the pimp with the long hair that looks like its about to fall off, I stay away.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-25-2010, 11:00 PM
If it's not one thing it's another. Hahahaha. I think I meant to say "say."

Actually, I didn't know panic giraffe was a poster and I thought you were spewing gibberish.

Mixability
10-26-2010, 10:30 AM
Knew it all along...

ashbeeigh
10-26-2010, 02:03 PM
Actually, I didn't know panic giraffe was a poster and I thought you were spewing gibberish.

Step up your game, sir.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-26-2010, 08:04 PM
Step up your game, sir.

How do you get the urine smell out of your dirty feet?

bus driver
02-23-2012, 10:48 AM
splitting 7 Mil

http://www.ksat.com/news/No-verdict-reached-in-Yuchnitz-trial/-/478452/8877398/-/10yahqc/-/index.html

more importantly, Isis looking good

SA210
02-23-2012, 12:54 PM
"I'm Mike Yuchnitz, I'll take care of you, I always have and I always will....and if you want me to take care of somebody else... *wink wink*"