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sa_butta
10-28-2010, 02:43 PM
Residents are advised to head to Cowboys Stadium for shelter, as the possibility of a TOUCHDOWN there is highly unlikely.:lol
DeadlyDynasty
10-28-2010, 02:48 PM
he'll be here all night folks, be sure to tip your waitress
badfish22
10-28-2010, 02:48 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
slick'81
10-28-2010, 03:00 PM
meh
monosylab1k
10-28-2010, 03:57 PM
tbh the one about Cowboys Stadium being evacuated due to a mysterious white substance, but they find out that it's actually the goal line but nobody on the team knew since they so rarely see it is better
Warlord23
10-28-2010, 04:08 PM
Why was Dez Bryant the most popular kid in school?

Other kids' moms gave milk and cookies when you went to visit, at the Bryant house you got coke and a really good hummer.
Warlord23
10-28-2010, 04:09 PM
What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?

A thief.
Warlord23
10-28-2010, 04:10 PM
What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
lefty
10-28-2010, 04:13 PM
Since this the thread for lame, crappy jokes :

What's the difference between the Mavericks and the Cowboys?

At least the Mavs are trying
J.T.
10-28-2010, 05:23 PM
Since this the thread for lame, crappy jokes :

What's the difference between the Mavericks and the Cowboys?

At least the Mavs are trying

more like whats the difference between koriwhat and lefty tbh
lefty
10-28-2010, 10:07 PM
more like whats the difference between koriwhat and lefty tbh

Lol
mojorizen7
10-29-2010, 01:19 AM
:lol
Nice. I'm borrowing this for another forum bro. Thx :toast
benefactor
10-29-2010, 05:35 AM
The old jokes about the Cowboys when they were all getting in trouble during the Superbowl years were better.