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midnightpulp
10-28-2010, 09:02 PM
It's the beginning of the season and the trolls are out in force. So, who's who?

Kenny Powers (Funny, needs to post more).

TheLakaluvaLibrary

UniversityofLakaLuva

TheLakaluvaMentalAsylum

Lakaluva's Camel

Albert Haynesworth

Chris Fall (used to be Jam, but I think he gave him up)

Heatburn

Heatluva

OGBobbyJohnson

Chris Fall
10-28-2010, 09:13 PM
:flag::flag::flag::flag:

JJ Hickson
10-28-2010, 09:18 PM
I'm thunder dan imo

Chris Fall
10-28-2010, 09:19 PM
i'm thunder dan tbh

Jonathan Goldsmith
10-28-2010, 09:21 PM
Stay thirsty my friends

skut_farkus
10-28-2010, 09:23 PM
i'm thunder dan tbh

dallasmavsnfuego214
10-28-2010, 09:26 PM
BUMP on all of them except for OG, Lakaluvalibrary, and Kenny Powers

HarlemHeat37
10-28-2010, 09:27 PM
I'll admit that JJ Hickson is my troll, TBH..

midnightpulp
10-28-2010, 09:31 PM
I wonder who Veterinarian is? Like the guy's style.

Dr. Gonzo
10-28-2010, 09:32 PM
I'm Spursfan092021

z0sa
10-28-2010, 09:35 PM
I wonder who Veterinarian is? Like the guy's style.

you don't know yourself?

midnightpulp
10-28-2010, 09:35 PM
you don't know yourself?

Not me. Swear it. Vet had a feud with Mono. I never feuded with Mono.

Chris Fall
10-28-2010, 09:36 PM
I wonder who Veterinarian is? Like the guy's style.

its you tbh, you both have the exact same style

Cuban B
10-28-2010, 09:38 PM
yo I don't know he just sounded jamaican in my head B

midnightpulp
10-28-2010, 10:06 PM
Here's my answers, FWIW:


It's the beginning of the season and the trolls are out in force. So, who's who?

Kenny Powers (Funny, needs to post more)Stumped

TheLakaluvaLibrary Jammy. Has the necessary literary skills to pull this off. The jokes are also structured similarly as his other, more famous, troll. Starts serious, then ends with a wordplay punchline.

UniversityofLakaLuva BUMP Funny spin on the Lakaluva library.

TheLakaluvaMentalAsylum BUMP

Lakaluva's Camel BUMP

Albert Haynesworth Thinking BUMP, but not sure

Chris Fall (used to be Jam, but I think he gave him up) Stumped

Heatburn Mono

Heatluva BUMP

OGBobbyJohnson Mono

DeadlyDynasty
10-28-2010, 10:16 PM
Stay thirsty my friends

win:lol

this and Walt Kowalski are my favorite trolls, tho I don't know who owns either...

DeadlyDynasty
10-28-2010, 10:18 PM
Chris Fall = Jam...it had to be somebody a little bit older, judging by the "i'll tumble for you" line above the avatar:lol

yes, I know the culture club song....:depressed

Jose Canseco
10-28-2010, 10:21 PM
I recently revealed the password for Chris Fall. I haven't used that troll in a very long time. I retired it in that thread where mono revealed some of his trolls. Someone else is using Chris Fall lately, perhaps more than just one person...

ElNono
10-28-2010, 10:22 PM
what not a lot of people know is that mono is actually a troll...

JJ Hickson
10-28-2010, 10:33 PM
I'll admit that JJ Hickson is my troll, TBH..


:lol Nigga you wish. I don't associate myself with punk bitch Marlo wannabe's.

midnightpulp
10-28-2010, 10:34 PM
Who was the Brodie Bruce troll? That was a good one.

I also like the Mike Damone troll, but I know who that is.

Rick Ross
10-28-2010, 10:37 PM
Dont forget about me bitch, Ricky Ross, I'm the boss
I put it on you birds like barbeque sauce
step up ya troll game or else get worked over
Me and money go together like Lebron and turnovers
Im bringing heat to you geeks, pure rage and damage
regulatin mufuckas like you bitch ass Laker faggets
drop lames like koolaids, it's 3-0-5, we dont play
bring they ass to South Beach, you def gon be D.O.A
peace to my nigga DOK

JamStone
10-28-2010, 10:39 PM
I'm Darrin's troll tbh

midnightpulp
10-28-2010, 10:40 PM
Dont forget about me bitch, Ricky Ross, I'm the boss
I put it on you birds like barbeque sauce
step up ya troll game or else get worked over
Me and money go together like Lebron and turnovers
Im bringing heat to you geeks, pure rage and damage
regulatin mufuckas like you bitch ass Laker faggets
drop lames like koolaids, it's 3-0-5, we dont play
bring they ass to South Beach, you def gon be D.O.A
peace to my nigga DOK
:lol


Some nice flow. Keep it real, Rick.

DeadlyDynasty
10-28-2010, 10:40 PM
Dont forget about me bitch, Ricky Ross, I'm the boss
I put it on you birds like barbeque sauce
step up ya troll game or else get worked over
Me and money go together like Lebron and turnovers
Im bringing heat to you geeks, pure rage and damage
regulatin mufuckas like you bitch ass Laker faggets
drop lames like koolaids, it's 3-0-5, we dont play
bring they ass to South Beach, you def gon be D.O.A
peace to my nigga DOK

this troll has sucked since day 1, tbh...time to take it out to pasture and tell him about the rabbits

midnightpulp
10-28-2010, 10:42 PM
this troll has sucked since day 1, tbh...time to take it out to pasture and tell him about the rabbits

"Me and money go together like Lebron and turnovers," was a good line.

DeadlyDynasty
10-28-2010, 10:46 PM
"Me and money go together like Lebron and turnovers," was a good line.

It was dece i guess, but i'm not just acting like a butthurt laker fan...Walt Kowalski, Goldsmith, Aldo Raine (from inglorious bastards) used to troll laker fans as well but that shit was funny as fuck and original. Rick ross is riding the coattails of the rappin' shaq phenomenon, and for the most part, it's stale.

BUMP
10-28-2010, 10:46 PM
Someone else is using Chris Fall lately, perhaps more than just one person...

:lol

atleast three people tbh.

I logged in and posted a couple times, I saw a rogue-like post so rogue is probly using it, then a couple basketball related opinions from a third party:lmao

DeadlyDynasty
10-28-2010, 10:54 PM
whoever owns MormonJazzfan needs to bring him back too:rollin

Venti Quattro
10-28-2010, 11:01 PM
JamStone is Jose Canseco, right?

Jose Canseco
10-28-2010, 11:09 PM
JamStone is Jose Canseco, right?

Listen to the chorus.

Y24eaAjTHSY

DeadlyDynasty
10-28-2010, 11:11 PM
lol, that and the chronic were the first albums i ever owned

LakaLuvaMentalAsylum
10-28-2010, 11:23 PM
Greetings.

I am not BUMP.


Farewell.

UniversityOfLakaLuva
10-28-2010, 11:26 PM
Greetings.

I am not BUMP.


Farewell.

Greetings my colleague.

I have decided to transfer two new students to your unit by 17:00 hours sharp tomorrow. Their names are history2b and tbonewalker. Make sure that they are given proper treatment.

My best,

ULL

Zelophehad
10-28-2010, 11:27 PM
Who's duckz?

ElNono
10-28-2010, 11:28 PM
:lol Nigga you wish. I don't associate myself with punk bitch Marlo wannabe's.

sup Harlem...

TheLakaluvaLibrary
10-28-2010, 11:32 PM
Greetings my colleague.

I have decided to transfer two new students to your unit by 17:00 hours sharp tomorrow. Their names are history2b and tbonewalker. Make sure that they are given proper treatment.

My best,

ULL

Greetings,

That's unfortunate to hear. I was hoping they would get the necessary education to one day become worthy of having their own wing here at The Lakaluva Library.

I assume their troubles were addiction related? Like in addicted to constantly sodomizing each other?

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library

Jose Canseco
10-28-2010, 11:33 PM
:lol

atleast three people tbh.

I logged in and posted a couple times, I saw a rogue-like post so rogue is probly using it, then a couple basketball related opinions from a third party:lmao


Lol Chris Fall is my donation to the forum. I did it for the kids. :cry

DeadlyDynasty
10-28-2010, 11:33 PM
this thread wins:rollin

ElNono
10-28-2010, 11:33 PM
:lol

Blake
10-28-2010, 11:35 PM
I'm Spursfan092021

lol

lakaluva's camel
10-28-2010, 11:36 PM
Greetings,

That's unfortunate to hear. I was hoping they would get the necessary education to one day become worthy of having their own wing here at The Lakaluva Library.

I assume their troubles were addiction related? Like in addicted to constantly sodomizing each other?

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library

Who do I talk to regarding me and master's parking situation?

He sold our parking pass so him and Koolaid_Man could go on a date together to the movies:depressed

TheLakaluvaLibrary
10-28-2010, 11:39 PM
Who do I talk to regarding me and master's parking situation?

He sold our parking pass so him and Koolaid_Man could go on a date together to the movies:depressed

We'll get that straightened out for you ASAP.

And I know you feel under appreciated by Lakaluva, but he personally told me he enjoys the way your hump rubs against his scrotum, making those long treks throughout the desert all the more bearable.

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library

ElNono
10-28-2010, 11:40 PM
:lmao

DeadlyDynasty
10-28-2010, 11:41 PM
:lmao jesus christ how many lakaluva trolls are there

duncan228
10-28-2010, 11:49 PM
:lmao jesus christ how many lakaluva trolls are there

:lol Viewing the thread...

lakaluva's Cockroach

LakaLuvaMentalAsylum
10-28-2010, 11:50 PM
We'll get that straightened out for you ASAP.

And I know you feel under appreciated by Lakaluva, but he personally told me he enjoys the way your hump rubs against his scrotum, making those long treks throughout the desert all the more bearable.

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library

Greetings.

I can accept admissions for thee if thyself would enjoy?

Please respond promptly, Koriwhat has flooded our admissions inbox with over 1000000 requests for admissions.

Thank you,

LakaLuvaMentalAsylum

HarlemHeat37
10-29-2010, 01:16 AM
sup Harlem...

:lol I guess talking to myself didn't fool some people:toast..

monosylab1k
10-29-2010, 01:18 AM
lol @ midnightpulp. frontin when he knows one of his trolls is on there

tbh and this is a serious tbh here, none of those trolls are mine.

BUMP
10-29-2010, 01:21 AM
:lol Viewing the thread...

lakaluva's Cockroach

:lol

the "lurk but don't post" method never fails...howeva that troll has been awaiting approval for a few months now.

HarlemHeat37
10-29-2010, 01:28 AM
I have 3-4 trolls with great potential that have been awaiting approval for a minute now..fuck the system..

ginobili's bald spot
10-29-2010, 01:57 AM
I think AT LEAST one of those lakaluva trolls is midnightpulp.

And +1 to Harlem being JJ Hickson. I always had a feeling he argued with himself to throw people off.

IronMexican
10-29-2010, 01:58 AM
midnight should post more with Pepe's Towing.

HarlemHeat37
10-29-2010, 02:04 AM
I think AT LEAST one of those lakaluva trolls is midnightpulp.

And +1 to Harlem being JJ Hickson. I always had a feeling he argued with himself to throw people off.

What gave it away, tbh?..

Kenny Powers
10-29-2010, 02:19 AM
I got this forum wet. Now it's time to bend this bitch over and make her come.

Giuseppe
10-29-2010, 06:34 AM
- "Promises, promises."

- Ernie "The Cat" Ladd

Chieflion
10-29-2010, 06:44 AM
What gave it away, tbh?..

Marlo.

TheRealCB
10-29-2010, 06:48 AM
Did we find out who NativeAmerican is?

Bieber Fever
10-29-2010, 11:24 AM
me and tom brady wud lik 2 visit dis libary sumtime

sounds lik a cool place to meet ppl

r there cute girls wit cooger mommies that go there? maybe ii can take jeanie buss there