Colts vs Beef Patties MFing Game Thread sponsored by Broad Ripple Swim Team

[J.T.]

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Revenge game. Get ready for the beatdown.

[GuerillaBlack]

F your thread.

[J.T.]

F your thread.

How bout no, Scotty. I make the Colts game threads around here so fucking deal with it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I will be impressed if Houston can keep Peyton to under 450 yards passing.

There might be over 100 points scored in this game tonight.

[dirk4mvp]

lol the other game thread

[Dr. Gonzo]

How bout no, Scotty. I make the Colts game threads around here so fucking deal with it.

I have to agree with this. You do start every Colts thread and nobody starts Texans threads so it's logical that you create this one.

[monosylab1k]

tbh Houston wins even bigger this time around. Now they have Mr. "I failed a steroids test cuz I ejaculated too much!" to destroy Peyton.

[Dr. Gonzo]

DeMeco Ryans is gone and Cushing is making the move from OLB to MLB. This is his first game at MLB. That will create some confusion and he will have to make all the defensive calls against the best line of scrimmage play caller in the game. Like I said, if Manning goes under 450 yards I would be surprised.

[GuerillaBlack]

How bout no, Scotty. I make the Colts game threads around here so fucking deal with it.

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DeMeco Ryans is gone and Cushing is making the move from OLB to MLB. This is his first game at MLB. That will create some confusion and he will have to make all the defensive calls against the best line of scrimmage play caller in the game. Like I said, if Manning goes under 450 yards I would be surprised.

This would be true if Cushing didn't have great football instincts already. Cushing is already better than DeMeco in pass protection and just as good as him against the run. He called a bunch of plays over at USC, too.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This would be true if Cushing didn't have great football instincts already. Cushing is already better than DeMeco in pass protection and just as good as him against the run. He called a bunch of plays over at USC, too.

Calling plays against a Pac-10 team is way different than calling plays against Manning.

[Brodie Bruce]

haters gonna hate

not to be a dick but your thread has zero replies. maybe you shouldn't try to talk shit about other people's threads since you cant seem to make one that's worth responding to.

[monosylab1k]

This would be true if Cushing didn't have great football instincts already

plus the ability to produce massive amounts of ejaculate in short periods of time.

[GuerillaBlack]

not to be a dick but your thread has zero replies. maybe you shouldn't try to talk shit about other people's threads since you cant seem to make one that's worth responding to.

Surprised you took my first comment in this thread so seriously. It was obviously a joke.

[J.T.]

This would be true if Cushing didn't have great football instincts already. Cushing is already better than DeMeco in pass protection and just as good as him against the run. He called a bunch of plays over at USC, too.

Everyone's a fuckin' armchair analyst now aren't they?

lol comparing cushing and ryans' pass protection skills

[GuerillaBlack]

Everyone's a fuckin' armchair analyst now aren't they?

lol comparing cushing and ryans' pass protection skills

ah hell, you know what I meant. Cushing already has more INTs than Ryans has had his entire career as a Texan. He also has half as many pass deflections as Ryans has had, in just one year. Cushing has been better in pass coverage than Ryans has. Those skills work better for an MLB. You'll see tonight.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I just have absolutely zero faith in this defense to stop anyone. They made Matt Cassell look like Joe Theisman. It was pathetic. The offense is going to be there so I can see them pulling a close one out. Especially since the Colts are pretty much playing their entire 2nd string squad because of injuries.

[GuerillaBlack]

Texans usually get amped up for primetime games though. I think the defense may play like they did in Week 1, but I'm not counting on it.

[J.T.]

lol texans fans still talking like they prison bitch raped the colts in week 1 when if austin collie doesnt fumble the colts probably win

[Phillip]

lol colts

[Kai]

Hopefully the Texans don't come out and take a shit in the first half like they have been doing all season. We usually come out very strong against Indy, and leave the shit taking for the very last minute. Enough time for Peyton to rape us sideways.

[J.T.]

Colts ditching their classic Ace formation with Clark out. As soon as I heard about Clark being IRed the first thing I said was they'd have to stop spamming the Ace formation because you can't run it without an elite TE.

[AlleyOopNazi]

LOL beatdown haha ya right
Indy has so many inactives they are fucked, unless there are 3 or more turnovers for Hou, and Peyton throws for 500 yards

[GuerillaBlack]

Premade horseshoe fan excuse for losing tonight's game: too many injuries.

[J.T.]

LOL beatdown haha ya right
Indy has so many inactives they are fucked, unless there are 3 or more turnovers for Hou, and Peyton throws for 500 yards

lol underestimating manning's ability to turn whoever he wants into a pro bowler

houston is fucked ever since they purged the locker room of PEDs. foster returns to earth tonight.

tbh i am really looking forward to the knife going thru beef patty fan's heart tonight

[DeadlyDynasty]

I bet the Colts (-5.5), w/o realizing that Addai, Collie and Clark(i knew he was done) are out, and Garcon, Brown, and Wayne are questionable. Come on Payton, payback time.

[Dr. Gonzo]

My heart says Texans by 6 but my head says Colts by 10.

[J.T.]

Mike Hart starting at RB.

I think Gonzalez has a big game. Dude really needs to prove himself.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Mike Hart starting at RB.

I think Gonzalez has a big game. Dude really needs to prove himself.

fuck yeah, i started him at RB this week so I hope he makes me look smart!

[SpursFanFirst]

Freeeeeeeeeeney! Nice start

[J.T.]

Freeney, with the goods. And holy shit the Colts get the ball in decent field position on the punt.

[HarlemHeat37]

BTW, is Tony Dungy's son going to be attending the ceremony tonight?..

[SpursFanFirst]

well, that was pitiful.

[J.T.]

BTW, is Tony Dungy's son going to be attending the ceremony tonight?..

What ceremony? The funeral for the Broncos 2010 season?

[DeadlyDynasty]

"you have to credit the houston texans o defense." For what John?, watching the rookies drop passes?

[dirk4mvp]

Premade horseshoe fan excuse for losing tonight's game: too many injuries.

so what are the Texans' excuse? too many superbowls played so far this season?

[J.T.]

punters gettin some work in

[J.T.]

Mike MFing Hart

[HarlemHeat37]

How the fuck does a ref miss that facemask?..

[DeadlyDynasty]

How the fuck does a ref miss that facemask?..
it's not like he almost took his helmet off...

[SAtown]

too easy

[J.T.]

Dallas who?

Tamme was legit on that drive

[dirk4mvp]

lol Bernard Pollard


die in a fire you faggot.

[J.T.]

lol Bernard Pollard


die in a fire you faggot.

fuck you mutha fucka
fuck you mutha fucka
fuck you mutha fucka

[HarlemHeat37]

Manning is amazing, such a robot..as a fan of the game, it sucks that we've only seen him in 2 SBs and only win 1, you would think it would be more..

[dirk4mvp]

fuck you mutha fucka
fuck you mutha fucka
fuck you mutha fucka

creative fuckin shit talking :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol Bernard Pollard


die in a fire you faggot.

I still got love for him cuz of week 1 2008

[dirk4mvp]

Manning is amazing, such a robot..as a fan of the game, it sucks that we've only seen him in 2 SBs and only win 1, you would think it would be more..

you attempt to subtly troll Colts threads never works.

Just give it up brah.

[Bernard Pollard]

lol Bernard Pollard


die in a fire you faggot.

fuck off faggot.

I pretty much giftwrapped a title for yall in 08 but yall shit the bed

[J.T.]

lol harlemheat is such a pussy

one of the worst nfl forum trollers

i almost want to say 90210 is better at it than him

[DeadlyDynasty]

they're gonna punt this shit

[J.T.]

lol 4th and 2

[DeadlyDynasty]

stupid stupid stupid

[J.T.]

Thanks, Kubiak! :tu

[HarlemHeat37]

:huh

I've always said I'm a fan of Manning's game, I don't know why Colts fans always get so defensive..my trolling is elite on the NBA forum, I don't know why it would be different here..

[DeadlyDynasty]

horrible spot

[SpursFanFirst]

crap call.

[HarlemHeat37]

Does the Colts' coach actually do any coaching?..

[J.T.]

Peyton runs in fucking slow-mo I swear to god but he definitely got the 1st

[SpursFanFirst]

This should be a good challenge.
There's no way he was that short.

[J.T.]

Does the Colts' coach actually do any coaching?..

more than mcdaniels does

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Brown is worthless.

Hart runs much better.

[J.T.]

donald brown stalled that drive all by himself

worthless

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

He really is. He runs tentative and has poor vision.

Plus, he rarely makes anyone miss.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Schaub playing like a puss.

[J.T.]

who are you and what have you done with kelvin hayden?

boom shakalaka

[san antonio spurs]

Kubiak has to be fired after this game. This is the play call at the 20 yard line? When you have Foster? :lmao

[J.T.]

Colts D bringin the wood this time around

[GuerillaBlack]

Gary Kubiak is the dumbest motherfucking coach of all time. Run the damn ball, stop with this passing crap. Colts can't stop the run.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Will Gruden shut the fuck up for 5 seconds?

[SpursFanFirst]

Freakin' Ryan Diem.

[SpursFanFirst]

that's two on Diem. Dang it, man!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Why is Brown still getting carries?

[J.T.]

Why is Brown still getting carries?

same thing i'd like to know

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Terrible spot.

He's a full yard short.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Donald Brown is mush. Once he enters the game, the Colts O goes to shit.

[J.T.]

donald "no gain" brown needs to stay on the sideline for the rest of the game

mike hart is legitimized

[SpursFanFirst]

donald "no gain" brown needs to stay on the sideline for the rest of the game

mike hart is legitimized

:tu

[SpursFanFirst]

stupid announcers almost jinxed him again.

[J.T.]

SICK block by Manning on that Garcon misdirection frenzy

[J.T.]

crofl texans

[J.T.]

spurstalk texans fan before the game: colts have too many injuries, we got this

spurstalk texans fan now: :cry :cry :cry

[HarlemHeat37]

Arian Foster needs 15 fantasy points for the rest of the game to beat me..what do you think JT?..

[J.T.]

Arian Foster needs 15 fantasy points for the rest of the game to beat me..what do you think JT?..

I think you should have drafted a fullback in the first round.

[J.T.]

Where did all the Texans fans go? They were here before the game.

[GuerillaBlack]

Still here. Maintainin. Hoping Kubiak is not our head coach after this year, no matter what happens. Dude can't call a damn game.

[HarlemHeat37]

6 more points for Foster..ugh..

[J.T.]

Arian Foster musta found his steroids at halftime.

[GuerillaBlack]

Manning beat us with backups. Should have known Kubiak would try to get cute at the beginning of the game and take the Texans out of it.

[J.T.]

dwight freeney with the game sealing goods

[J.T.]

Manning beat us with backups. Should have known Kubiak would try to get cute at the beginning of the game and take the Texans out of it.


lol excuses

yall got beat by backups

[J.T.]

colts 1st in afc south :smokin

[dirk4mvp]

>texans

[GuerillaBlack]

lol excuses

yall got beat by backups

Please point out the excuses in that post.

Thanks.

[dirk4mvp]

Did you read your own post?

[GuerillaBlack]

Did you read your own post?

Yep.

Manning beat us with backups? Correct. Kubiak trying to get cute by passing the ball, instead of running it until the Colts figured out to stop it, thus taking the Texans out of the game (Schaub with pick six, giving Manning a short field, etc.).

[dirk4mvp]

lol texans


lol 1-2 in superbowls this year

[san antonio spurs]

Kubiak got to go

[san antonio spurs]

Yep.

Manning beat us with backups? Correct. Kubiak trying to get cute by passing the ball, instead of running it until the Colts figured out to stop it, thus taking the Texans out of the game (Schaub with pick six, giving Manning a short field, etc.).

So those are not excuses?:lol

[J.T.]

If Manning wins the division with this broken team, he's gotta be a lock for another MVP.

[GuerillaBlack]

So those are not excuses?:lol

How are they excuses? Manning DID beat the Texans with backups. Kubiak DID try and get cute and get all pass happy, after even during the game, the Colts couldn't stop Arian Foster. Why the hell do you pass it on 3rd and 4th and 2? Fucking run it Kubiak.

[J.T.]

How are they excuses? Manning DID beat the Texans with backups. Kubiak DID try and get cute and get all pass happy, after even during the game, the Colts couldn't stop Arian Foster. Why the hell do you pass it on 3rd and 4th and 2? Fucking run it Kubiak.

Sounds like you're making excuses about coaching tbh

How's 3rd place feel

crofl week 1 superbowl champs

[GuerillaBlack]

Sounds like you're making excuses about coaching tbh

How's 3rd place feel

crofl week 1 superbowl champs

And you know what, you're right. The Texans suck. We would have won if we had five months to prepare though.

[san antonio spurs]

How are they excuses? Manning DID beat the Texans with backups. Kubiak DID try and get cute and get all pass happy, after even during the game, the Colts couldn't stop Arian Foster. Why the hell do you pass it on 3rd and 4th and 2? Fucking run it Kubiak.
You are using bad coaching as an excuse. You can state facts and still use them as an excuse.
Not finding excuses would be to say you couldn't stop them, give the colts credit and hope for payback in the playoffs if both teams make it

[GuerillaBlack]

You are using bad coaching as an excuse. You can state facts and still use them as an excuse.
Not finding excuses would be to say you couldn't stop them, give the colts credit and hope for payback in the playoffs if both teams make it

I gave the Colts credit. Manning beat the Texans with the backups, but the Texans D didn't do all that bad. Only 10 first half points for the Colts. The Texans O just flat out sucked, in part to Kubiak not calling more run plays.

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Great game by the Colts. Manning being Manning and Jacob Tamme stepping up.

Big props to Mike Hart as well, hopefully he isn't hurt too bad :(

[AlleyOopNazi]

gg indy session was a beast laid the wood.
Foster still is amazing
Texans still have the worst safeties in the league
Pollard looks more like a linebacker and hes SS
Experience is the only deficiency at cornerback
Credit to the indy D pass rush, Dwayne Brown looked terrible coming back from susp. against who else?
Winston held his own
Schaub is a tough SOB
Dre still best allaround reciever
like I said as long as they have peyton they have a chance no matter who the hell was running or catching

[J.T.]

like I said as long as they have peyton they have a chance no matter who the hell was running or catching

Bullshit. On the 1st page of this thread you said Indy had "so many inactives that they're fucked" and would only win if Peyton went over 500 (he didnt even go over 300) and Houston had 3 turnovers (they had 2). Revisionist history is a bitch, but you conclusively fucked up on your pregame take.

[MannyIsGod]

obviously the Texans threw the game to get at Moss

[HarlemHeat37]

I'm sure Morey will find a way to get them Moss:lol..

[benefactor]

Where did all the Texans fans go? They were here before the game.
My computer was stolen out of my house. True story.

Anyway, the game went as I expected. I could go play receiver for the Colts and Manning would still rape the Texans.

[GuerillaBlack]

My computer was stolen out of my house. True story.

Anyway, the game went as I expected. I could go play receiver for the Colts and Manning would still rape the Texans.

I wouldn't even blame the game on the defense though. The offense gets more of the blame this time. Defense did it's part by holding the Colts offense to 10 first half points.

[Phillip]

manning is sickeningly good

[Dr. Gonzo]

Houston will never accomplish anything as long as Manning is a QB in this league.

[dirk4mvp]

I wouldn't even blame the game on the defense though. The offense gets more of the blame this time. Defense did it's part by holding the Colts offense to 10 first half points.

that's retarded reasoning.

[Blake]

even if the Colts offensive coordinator was working for minimum wage, he is stealing money from the Colts.

[GuerillaBlack]

that's retarded reasoning.

How? The Texans D held the Colts to ten first half points. Not their fault the offense keeps going three and out and/or punting the ball (or failing to convert a 3rd and then 4th and 2 at midfield). Really, the Texans should have won this game because the Colts couldn't stop the run. Instead, Kubiak tried to get cute and called a bunch of unnecessary passing plays and the Colts took full advantage. The D-Line of the Colts only had to worry about rushing the passer. The part that was the worst was when the Texans were finally down 14-0 and Kubiak decides to run....Foster went off for a 33 yard gain. Kubiak needs to go for the Texans to be successful. He can assembly a hell of a team talent wise, but can't lead them anywhere. He's a good coordinator though.

[J.T.]

My computer was stolen out of my house. True story.

Anyway, the game went as I expected. I could go play receiver for the Colts and Manning would still rape the Texans.

Brah you're always in here talkin about your Texans. I got no beef with you. Sucks about your computer tho. Hope insurance gets u a new one.

[J.T.]

4th and 2 at midfield

Indianapolis Colts vs 4th and 2

2-0 :smokin