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[Phillip]

is he worthy of being an mma fighter? i hear he kicks total ass

[Phillip]

lol mma

[oligarchy]

been in 2 fights... sorta. they didnt last long.

once when i was like 14 cuz some annoying little mexican 7th grader was talking shit for no reason (i think he was talking simply for the sake of starting a fight with someone) and wouldnt leave me the fuck alone. so i shoved him and told him to fuck off. he swung at me, but he was so short he couldnt reach me, and i grabbed him and threw him in the locker pretty hard and told him to fuck off again, and he didnt do anything after that.

then a couple years ago at a house party, i was pretty buzzed, and a guy was drunk and for some reason was just being obnoxious. i told him to calm down cuz he was getting on peoples nerves. then he started threatening to kick my ass. i started to step up to him, but then i just walked away, because i didnt feel like dealing with it anymore and it wasnt worth it. but that got him acting all "crunk" so he kept talking shit to me. i just kinda stood there and didnt do anything, and normally i wouldnt care, but i think the alcohol got to me, and i walked up to him and knocked him senseless for a good 15 seconds or so. then when he came to, he was trying to come at me again, but i wasnt going to deal with it and i just went back inside. then later he broke down crying. i guess he is one of those guys who get all emotional when drunk or something.

i havent been in a fight that lasted very long though. like strike, i don't like fighting. i think its a pretty lame way to settle shit, especially since 98% of the shit people get into fights over, are gay reasons in the first place. the only reason i would ever fight someone is if im forced to physically defend myself, my family, or my friends. i never will be the aggressor in a fight though. my fighting teacher told me that i learn to fight so that i dont have to fight. wax on wax off bitches.