Faced with a dilemma: do the right thing or the nice thing.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

My roommate doesn't seem all that interested in school. He didn't even arrange his own schedule, and all what he cared about was that he had Fridays off so he can have an early weekend. Last week I found out he keeps drinks in the room. I thought that as long as he's secretive about it, it'll be alright. But just a few minutes ago, he pulled out a small bag of weed. I'm starting to feel uncomfortable because if people find out about it, I'm gonna be asked if I knew about it and why didn't I speak up before. But I would feel like a bad person for ratting him out, and him having to face the big consequences. What to do, what to do...

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Aside from that, he's an okay person. He's not intrusive and doesn't ask for stuff or takes things without asking. That's the only problem I have with him. But it's pretty big.

[Gutter92]

Clear your history, or at least, close your browser with this topic up if he's in the room.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Lol, he left for class. But he's gonna get high first, because it's boring to him.

[IceColdBrewski]

Request to be moved to another room?

[Gutter92]

Honestly, why would you get in trouble? Does he know you saw the weed? If not, he can't say you did anyways, and it's a simple "No officer, I had no idea he smoked marijuana. He did it in this room? Never smelled a thing." and you're off the hook.

[The Reckoning]

fucking smoke that shit lightweight

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Request to be moved to another room?

I would rather not move out. I don't think it's right that I should have to go through that trouble because of him. I want to be a nice guy, but I barely know him too.

[DeadlyDynasty]

If he's a cool cat like you say then ask him if he can keep that shit on the dl, or crack a window from time-to-time. Other than that, if questioned just pretend you don't know about it. Have you ever tried weed before? You'll find that college girls love drugs, especially cocaine. Good luck.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Honestly, why would you get in trouble? Does he know you saw the weed? If not, he can't say you did anyways, and it's a simple "No officer, I had no idea he smoked marijuana. He did it in this room? Never smelled a thing." and you're off the hook.

He knows that I saw it. And when he brought in the drinks, he had a friend with him and they both knew that I saw too.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

If he's a cool cat like you say then ask him if he can keep that shit on the dl, or crack a window from time-to-time. Other than that, if questioned just pretend you don't know about it. Have you ever tried weed before? You'll find that college girls love drugs, especially cocaine. Good luck.

I can't say that I have tried it before.

[Gutter92]

He knows that I saw it. And when he brought in the drinks, he had a friend with him and they both knew that I saw too.
Is he not allowed to have drinks?

Anyways, how much weed was there?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Is he not allowed to have drinks?

Anyways, how much weed was there?

They were Four Lokos. And he's a freshman. And I don't know, he pulled out one bag, but I'm not sure if that was all of it.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I can't say that I have tried it before.

If you have strong convictions about not doing it, then good for you, I respect that. But if it's a matter of just "not having tried it," ask a couple friends you trust to smoke you out. They'll be more than down to smoke you out your first time and won't charge anything. I'm not gonna lie, it's fun. Like all things though there's a time and a place for it. Luckily for you, that time is usually high school and college. Have fun and experience new things bud, cause when it's over you're going to miss it.

[ohmwrecker]

Mind your own business and stop being a goddamn pussy.

[ALVAREZ6]

You really aren't at risk, tbh. As long as you refain from doing the things he does, you can't really get into trouble and that's all that really matters. So if your room gets raided due to the strong, beautiful smell of marijuana, and neither the weed nor the paraphernalia in the room are yours, you have nothing to worry about.

And I'm guessing you're not 21? Because you could potentially get in trouble for having some alcohol and he brings attention to the room which causes you to get in trouble for any potential alcohol you kept yourself.

[ALVAREZ6]

This is a tough situation I'd imagine, not knowing your roommate can create a lot of unspoken problems, which isn't good. Just try to eventually reach some sort of understanding with this subject, you gotta cover yourself.

Now if this roommate was your friend, I would be telling you to stop complaining and get baked with him, obviously not in the room. If he's smoking in the room, he's gonna run into problems eventually, unless he uses a vaporizer.

[ploto]

In a dorm-- request a new room. You do not have to be subjected to illegal activity just because you are in college, especially if it's against your personal convictions.

[DesignatedT]

Man up and stop being a pussy.

[Jekka]

Either request a room change or rat him out. Drug convictions (however unlikely that may be for you in this situation) mean the end of federal student aid, and since you're in college I assume you need it.

[Gutter92]

Either request a room change or rat him out. Drug convictions (however unlikely that may be for you in this situation) mean the end of federal student aid, and since you're in college I assume you need it.
your sig quote makes no sense :lmao

[CubanSucks]

I can only imagine what kinda college student the OP is...


http://www.thats-right.com/storage/Flounder-Animal%20House.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1253 718252846


or maybe


http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5GZf1vpnR50/0.jpg

[oh crap]

oh noes! college student smoking the pot? what could be worse?

[J.T.]

dude if you narc on your roommate for weed you might as well turn in your dick and change your screen name to walking vagina

who cares if your roommate is getting fucked up? it's college. i used to take LSD and go to class. weed is small time.

[ALVAREZ6]

dude if you narc on your roommate for weed you might as well turn in your dick and change your screen name to walking vagina

who cares if your roommate is getting fucked up? it's college. i used to take LSD and go to class. weed is small time.

And where are you now? :lol


I agree though with your message but only to an extent. Taking LSD and going to class takes away the whole point of going. College is the time to experiment, but you can't be a retard about it, otherwise you'll probably end up with some regrets. There's limits to everything.

For example, it's obvious by now I enjoy marijuana, but I will admit smoking it on campus in a dorm room, especially routinely, is very stupid (unless you know your RA or he/she is chill about it). It's really easy to get caught, and if you do, you unfortunately say goodbye to that college. That's just the reality, most places you'll be kicked out. If not kicked out, then definitely losing any student aid you receive for paying for college, and dramatically decreasing your chances of being hired, especially in this job market.
With that being said, I used to smoke weed in my dorm room all the time when I lived on campus last year, but I was smart about it via vaporizer + being on top floor and blowing vapor/smoke out the window.

LOL, I guess it was only relatively smart, and largely stupid, but fortunately my tactics worked.





In this case though, from the given conditions, you don't really have much to worry about. You aren't responsible for any of the illegal activities taking place nor are you doing them yourself, so if people bust into your room and find your roommates weed and/or alcohol, you have nothing to worry about because it's not yours.

[La Mont]

haven't you also found bags of condoms in his closet?

[La Mont]

1. weed is no drug at all

2. he's above 18 so he's grown, like any college student is supposed to be. he has the sacred rights to do whatever he likes which shouldn't be infringed by even his parents.

3. you are good as long as you care your own stuffs fine.

[z0sa]

is this a serious thread? i hope not

[MiamiHeat]

Risking serious trouble or even your future for an irresponsible stranger...

or

Protecting yourself from all distractions and threats to your success?



If you talk to him about it, he might get mad and offended. Might talk shit about you all over campus. Might even jizz in your food when you're not in the room. It's not going to end well. He's going to be upset that you are taking his "comfort zone" away. People DO get arrested for even being in the same vehicle with someone who has an illegal substance....but LIVING with him? Ha ha ha.

Yeah, try explaining that you live with the guy in a college dorm and you never saw, smelled, or knew about his secrets. ha ha ha. Even if you don't get arrested, there has to be some sort of stain in your academic file, right? Just avoid the trouble, dude.

So you can either :

1) rat him out anonymously and pretend you know nothing about who ratted him out (I would do this),

2) move out, why should you have to do that? Let's say you go to another dorm, and it happens again? Fuck that. Be selfish.

3) or get him to move out. This one is too hard.

[The Reckoning]

no surprise. MH is a little bitch.

1. tell him straight up you dont want that shit in the dorm, and if he continues, then tell him to move or you'll tell the RA. you have to learn how to grab life by the balls and not maneuver around your problems.

[BUMP]

Junior in college right now with my own apt.

Funny thing is I went through 3 roommates my freshman year....and never really got to know any of them :lol I already knew some older people from high school that had their own place so I never hung out in the dorm at all and slept there maybe 1 or 2 nights a week.

1. My first roommate was there for about a week then dropped out I guess.

2. Second roommate was kicked out of school I was told. Apparently he was a psychopath who posted that he was gonna shoot somebody on facebook. Weird cause he was pretty cool around me. Last about 2 weeks.

3. Third and final roommate was a cool guy but really shy/never brought girls over. Hardly ever said anything too him.

I pretty much let my roommates do whatever since I was never there. Just as long as they didn't mess with my stuff

[koriwhat]

pussy! tell him to share!

[MiamiHeat]

no surprise. MH is a little bitch.

1. tell him straight up you dont want that shit in the dorm, and if he continues, then tell him to move or you'll tell the RA. you have to learn how to grab life by the balls and not maneuver around your problems.

boo hoo

Wisdom will teach you that those sort of conflicts should be avoided.

[phyzik]

Take a guess who you are....

qf2Dr3XJUJk

[MiamiHeat]

Ah, if only the world was cut into neat little stereotypes like that.

For the simpleton like yourself, it's easier to think that way.

[baseline bum]

The right thing would be to stop acting like such a poon. If he smokes in the room that's a whole other thing.


I would rather not move out. I don't think it's right that I should have to go through that trouble because of him. I want to be a nice guy, but I barely know him too.

It's not his duty to be your dream roommate. You definitely should have to go to all the trouble if you're trying to get away from someone for such stupid shit.

[phyzik]

Ah, if only the world was cut into neat little stereotypes like that.

For the simpleton like yourself, it's easier to think that way.

You come onto an internet message board asking for advice on what seems to me a simple fucking solution and Im the simpleton. :lol

1. Tell him what you think about it.

2. Move out.

3. Rat him out.

Dont turn it into some mini-melodrama on the internet. Check you still have a sack, and do something about it if it bothers you.

[MiamiHeat]

It's not his duty to be your dream roommate. You definitely should have to go to all the trouble if you're trying to get away from someone for such stupid shit.

It is his duty to follow the conduct he agreed to when moving in the dorm.

Some people don't want to be around illegal activities, such as possession of an illegal substance. It's a very real crime and you can get very real jail time.

OP shouldn't be subjected to this type of decision.

Of course, none of that matters because it's more important to "not be such a poon"

[MiamiHeat]

You come onto an internet message board asking for advice on what seems to me a simple fucking solution and Im the simpleton. :lol

1. Tell him what you think about it.

2. Move out.

3. Rat him out.

Dont turn it into some mini-melodrama on the internet. Check you still have a sack, and do something about it if it bothers you.

Oh, now I'm the OP of this thread?

:wakeup

[baseline bum]

Of course, none of that matters because it's more important to "not be such a poon"

Yeah, it is pretty important to learn that the world doesn't revolve around you and isn't required to bend to your every demand.

[MiamiHeat]

Doing the right thing is never easy, but it is the better choice, OP.

You will always get the naysayers, but if you want to live an honest, successful life that you and your family can be proud of, take the higher path and don't look back.

laters

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

After thinking about it, I'm just gonna lay low and if he gets caught, I'll deny everything.

And fuck you guys that are slamming me for thinking about it. I'm not into that shit and am just wondering about the possible consequences.

[MiamiHeat]

After thinking about it, I'm just gonna lay low and if he gets caught, I'll deny everything.

And fuck you guys that are slamming me for thinking about it. I'm not into that shit and am just wondering about the possible consequences.

what if he tells them you knew about it and the Dean gets angry at you for not reporting it?

what if he stashes some of it in your belongings and claims it's yours to save his own ass?

what if he tries to take you down with him?

many possibilities.

A risk you take for a stranger.... probably happens everyday and nobody gets caught. Still a risk for a stranger though.

GL!

[mingus]

you roll with it. unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how look at it), this kind of thing happens a lot in college. the police aren't going to further interrogate you if you claim you didn't know about the weed if they have no reason to believe that you're involved with his shit.

[mingus]

what if he tells them you knew about it and the Dean gets angry at you for not reporting it?

what if he stashes some of it in your belongings and claims it's yours to save his own ass?

what if he tries to take you down with him?

many possibilities.

A risk you take for a stranger.... probably happens everyday and nobody gets caught. Still a risk for a stranger though.

GL!

this is just stupid and you're being overly paranoid. can it happen? sure, but it sure as hell doesn't happen enough to really think about it.

[Ginobilly]

Does he smoke it inside the dorm? If so, you have every right to be pissed off because you could also get into trouble. Tell him to get his ass outside to a park, away from the school, or to go take a doobie cruise in his car while he blazes. It's a bad idea to smoke on the regular in college dorms(there's always lots of snitches and haters), unless you have a good strategy like Alvarez.

[MiamiHeat]

this is just stupid and you're being overly paranoid. can it happen? sure, but it sure as hell doesn't happen enough to really think about it.

There is probably thousands of college dorms with marijuana in them and nobody gets caught, who knows.

Not a risk I would take though, if you are serious about getting that $$$.

[ALVAREZ6]

After thinking about it, I'm just gonna lay low and if he gets caught, I'll deny everything.

And fuck you guys that are slamming me for thinking about it. I'm not into that shit and am just wondering about the possible consequences.

Whoa whoa whoa, don't refer to something so great like marijuana as shit... :lol




In all seriousness though, it's far from shit, has potential to do this country way more good than bad. Unfortunately, our population is largely ignorant and participates in groupthink, naturally, like most retarded populations, and it is taking this country way too long (compared to what we are capable of as humans) in discovering this truth.


We find out today if California is finally reaching greatness, or if they are continuing the groupthink and being more on the anti-progressive, douche bag side like the rest of the country.

[koriwhat]

After thinking about it, I'm just gonna lay low and if he gets caught, I'll deny everything.

And fuck you guys that are slamming me for thinking about it. I'm not into that shit and am just wondering about the possible consequences.

always giving me shit in threads... hahaha pussy!

[mingus]

There is probably thousands of college dorms with marijuana in them and nobody gets caught, who knows.

Not a risk I would take though, if you are serious about getting that $$$.

you take statistical risks every day, that's just life. you can be the tight ass that wants to be paranoid about everything or not.

[J.T.]

And fuck you guys that are slamming me for thinking about it. I'm not into that shit and am just wondering about the possible consequences.

Son I have been smoking weed for about 10 years and have zero tickets relating to being high in public or in possession of weed. If your roommate is holding less than an ounce you're better off wasting your time worrying if the world is going to explode on Dec 21, 2012.

Just out of curiosity are you going to wait until you're 21 to drink beer?

[Pick of Destiny]

Unless he burns one with you I'd sell his ass out.

[koriwhat]

Son I have been smoking weed for about 10 years and have zero tickets relating to being high in public or in possession of weed. If your roommate is holding less than an ounce you're better off wasting your time worrying if the world is going to explode on Dec 21, 2012.

Just out of curiosity are you going to wait until you're 21 to drink beer?

some people are just pussies man... that's all it boils down to.

[bus driver]

Man up and stop being a pussy.

this!

i thought this was going to be a good thread.
r you trying to be a priest?
we have had a smoker, drunk and terrorist lover as presidents so if its good enough for them it is good enough for you....well maybe not loving terrorist.

[BackStabber]

I know what I'd do.

[MannyIsGod]

After thinking about it, I'm just gonna lay low and if he gets caught, I'll deny everything.

And fuck you guys that are slamming me for thinking about it. I'm not into that shit and am just wondering about the possible consequences.

Fuck you for being a self righteous fuck that thinks he's not going to get those responses on this site. Next time try drphiltalk.com.

Oh and not only are you a pussy for even thinking about this you're more of a pussy because you think the right thing to do would be to turn him in and you can't even do that.

[Fpoonsie]

I don't blame the OP for this kinda paranoia. Dorm rules are fucking prison-like run by Nazi TAs. There's so many restrictions and threats in place for ANY kind've unruly behavior that it's easy to get caught up in it.

[koriwhat]

Oh and not only are you a pussy for even thinking about this you're more of a pussy because you think the right thing to do would be to turn him in and you can't even do that.

:lmao

[koriwhat]

I don't blame the OP for this kinda paranoia. Dorm rules are fucking prison-like run by Nazi TAs. There's so many restrictions and threats in place for ANY kind've unruly behavior that it's easy to get caught up in it.

like, 2 people per dorm? you're not allowed 3, 1 per bed and 1 in the closet like yourself. get your own room!

[J.T.]

:cry :cry :cry my roomie is smoking weed :cry i hope i dont get in trouble :cry :cry weed is so bad :cry :cry :cry

[CubanSucks]

you have to learn how to grab balls and not maneuver around your problems.

I always knew you were queer

[The Reckoning]

I always knew you were queer


heh. dets funny.

so how does it feel to be a raging homophobe who secretly loves the cock? you must have all sorts of conflicting emotions right now.

do tell

[J.T.'s Dealer]

heh. dets funny.

so how does it feel to be a raging homophobe who secretly loves the cock? you must have all sorts of conflicting emotions right now.

do tell

how does it feel havin a punk ass bitch wannabe thug for a brother

[Leetonidas]

This topic is hilarious. OP, if you were my roommate and you ratted me out, I'd beat the shit out of you. :tu

[Leetonidas]

Oh and like everyone said, are you fucking serious?? Man up and quit being such a poon. You're not gonna get in trouble for what he did. I seriously doubt he will get in trouble either, unless you narc on him.

[The Reckoning]

how does it feel havin a punk ass bitch wannabe thug for a brother

i dont have a problem with it, tbh, as long as he doesnt hide behind other screen names to flaunt it.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Fuck you for being a self righteous fuck that thinks he's not going to get those responses on this site. Next time try drphiltalk.com.

Oh and not only are you a pussy for even thinking about this you're more of a pussy because you think the right thing to do would be to turn him in and you can't even do that.

Fuck you too, sorry I can't be a cool guy and be a pothead. I'm okay with being a fucking loser if that means staying clean. If you can't understand why I put it into question then you're fucking retarded. That, and I said I wasn't gonna do anything about it, cause I had an initial overreaction and think I should find another way to deal with it. If someone gets pulled over for doing something obviously wrong, the right thing to do would be to ticket them, but sometimes people get let off the hook, which is what I'm doing. Learn how to look from more than one fucking point of view.

[IronMexican]

sorry I can't be a cool guy

Don't be.


Be a Really Cool Guy.

[Leetonidas]

Fuck you too, sorry I can't be a cool guy and be a pothead. I'm okay with being a fucking loser if that means staying clean. If you can't understand why I put it into question then you're fucking retarded. That, and I said I wasn't gonna do anything about it, cause I had an initial overreaction and think I should find another way to deal with it. If someone gets pulled over for doing something obviously wrong, the right thing to do would be to ticket them, but sometimes people get let off the hook, which is what I'm doing. Learn how to look from more than one fucking point of view.

Why you foamin at the mouth brah

[CubanSucks]

Fuck you too, sorry I can't be a cool guy and be a pothead. I'm okay with being a fucking loser if that means staying clean. If you can't understand why I put it into question then you're fucking retarded. That, and I said I wasn't gonna do anything about it, cause I had an initial overreaction and think I should find another way to deal with it. If someone gets pulled over for doing something obviously wrong, the right thing to do would be to ticket them, but sometimes people get let off the hook, which is what I'm doing. Learn how to look from more than one fucking point of view.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/73/He_Mad.jpg

[tlongII]

You're in college right? I don't get it. When I lived in a dorm at Oregon State I smoked weed and drank almost every day. Are they stricter now?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

You're in college right? I don't get it. When I lived in a dorm at Oregon State I smoked weed and drank almost every day. Are they stricter now?

Apparently after talking about it with some people who are in the know about that kind of thing, I'll get in trouble too even if I didn't know about it, which is pretty fucked up. Albeit something smaller than what my roommate would get, it would still suck doing community service/getting on probation or something.

[ohmwrecker]

sorry I can't be a cool guy

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you.

[ohmwrecker]

OK, here's what you do . . . nothing. Just continue to be the bleeding vagina that you are and your roommate will put in the transfer request because you are such a cunt.

Problem solved.

[J.T.]

:cry :cry :cry im not cool enough to smoke weed :cry :cry my pothead roomie is such a loser :cry i called the cops on the phi delt party it was too loud :cry :cry :cry

[J.T.]

you might as well start smoking weed dude, you're already wasting time you should be spending studying crying about your pothead roomie on spurstalk. same shit different flavor if you ask me.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I don't have a problem with people who smoke weed. But holding it in my room is different. And I'm not ever buried in my books either, so that excuse doesn't really work.

[J.T.]

I don't have a problem with people who smoke weed. But holding it in my room is different. And I'm not ever buried in my books either, so that excuse doesn't really work.

so he's just holding it in your room? not smoking it in there? unless the cops do random walkthrus with the canine unit then you have nothing to worry about. shit i went to traffic court in 2007 and did lines of cocaine in the bathroom before and after my trial. weed is small time.

[Blake]

But just a few minutes ago, he pulled out a small bag of weed.

you logged on to spurstalk a few minutes after you saw the baggy?

he was probably looking over your shoulder at what you were typing.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

so he's just holding it in your room? not smoking it in there? unless the cops do random walkthrus with the canine unit then you have nothing to worry about. shit i went to traffic court in 2007 and did lines of cocaine in the bathroom before and after my trial. weed is small time.

:tu
I don't get how I'm expected to know the ropes of how weed in life goes about. I'm a freshman and never did it in high school. I've gone to parties where it's happened, but the stakes are way higher here. I know the odds of the worst things happening are unlikely, but I'm just being paranoid parrot because it isn't 0% either. And there's random room checks, but I don't know if the dog is invovled, I wasn't there when the first one happened.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

you logged on to spurstalk a few minutes after you saw the baggy?

he was probably looking over your shoulder at what you were typing.

I'm always on Spurstalk anyways. And nope, he just grabbed it and took off to class.

[J.T.]

:tu
I don't get how I'm expected to know the ropes of how weed in life goes about. I'm a freshman and never did it in high school. I've gone to parties where it's happened, but the stakes are way higher here. I know the odds of the worst things happening are unlikely, but I'm just being paranoid parrot because it isn't 0% either. And there's random room checks, but I don't know if the dog is invovled, I wasn't there when the first one happened.

i dont know where you're going to school but unless its in nevada i'd say the chances of you going to jail for obstruction of justice are pretty low and even then you'd get out of jail on a pr bond the next morning and probably be able to sue your roommate or the school with the right lawyer. 24 hours in jail is a small price to pay for the potential payoff.

in any case i recommend you at least start drinking alcohol before you become the next jacob1983 or trainwreck2100. you dont want to be the guy who graduated college without ever getting laid.

[Blake]

:tu
I don't get how I'm expected to know the ropes of how weed in life goes about. I'm a freshman and never did it in high school. I've gone to parties where it's happened, but the stakes are way higher here. I know the odds of the worst things happening are unlikely, but I'm just being paranoid parrot because it isn't 0% either. And there's random room checks, but I don't know if the dog is invovled, I wasn't there when the first one happened.

dogs in the dorms? what school are you at?

the thing that pissed me off most was the Tuesday-in- 20- degree- January- 4:30 am- idiot that threw a fireball down the trash chute to set off the fire alarm.

[ploto]

dogs in the dorms? what school are you at?

I know of some high schools in San Antonio that bring in drug dogs.

[ALVAREZ6]

so he's just holding it in your room? not smoking it in there? unless the cops do random walkthrus with the canine unit then you have nothing to worry about. shit i went to traffic court in 2007 and did lines of cocaine in the bathroom before and after my trial. weed is small time.

LOL well no shit weed is small time in terms of its effects, but that's not what's being debated and relevant in this case.

What is relevant = weed is a Schedule 1 Controlled Substance, making it the opposite of "small time" in the retarded, hypocritical eyes of the law

[J.T.]

LOL well no shit weed is small time in terms of its effects, but that's not what's being debated and relevant in this case.

What is relevant = weed is a Schedule 1 Controlled Substance, making it the opposite of "small time" in the retarded, hypocritical eyes of the law

lol this guy trying to school me in drug law :lmao

and most texas precincts no longer book you for less than an ounce. depends on the county of course but a lot dont. i met a dude in a parking lot to buy weed and we just traded the money for the bag thru our car windows. a cop sitting in the same parking lot saw this and did nothing. im just saying you're not going to jail like in the movies for a pissant bag of weed. it takes multiple bags and lots of weight to go down for weed these days.

[ALVAREZ6]

lol this guy trying to school me in drug law :lmao

and most texas precincts no longer book you for less than an ounce. depends on the county of course but a lot dont. i met a dude in a parking lot to buy weed and we just traded the money for the bag thru our car windows. a cop sitting in the same parking lot saw this and did nothing. im just saying you're not going to jail like in the movies for a pissant bag of weed. it takes multiple bags and lots of weight to go down for weed these days.
I'm not trying to school you, just making a point on what's relevant.

BTW,
1. You live in Texas, doesn't mean the starter of the thread does
2. You're not going to jail for possession, not your first offense, you're still getting fined and having a criminal record...which is the important part here because it can definitely fuck you in the job market right out of college, especially in this job market and the large number of college grads looking for work. Recruiters for internships and jobs easily receive so many applicants that any tiny detail allows them to throw your application out without any regret. When it's more than a detail, i.e. possession of illegal substances, too easy. Later job, keep lookin'. Lucky to even get an interview probably. Repeat and repeat and repeat.

[MannyIsGod]

OP needs to smoke like no other. Dude doesn't know why he's against it other than thats what he's been told.

If you're going to be this fucking paranoid you might as well be baked. I predict in a few years you'll relax and look back upon this thread and understand all the shit you got.

[Roddy Beaubois]

I predict in a few years you'll relax and look back upon this thread and understand all the shit you got.

The goods tbh

[Kermit]

I'm confused. I thought college was about getting baked, laid, and wasted. You're doing it wrong. And don't be a narc.

[Leetonidas]

I'm not trying to school you, just making a point on what's relevant.

BTW,
1. You live in Texas, doesn't mean the starter of the thread does
2. You're not going to jail for possession, not your first offense, you're still getting fined and having a criminal record...which is the important part here because it can definitely fuck you in the job market right out of college, especially in this job market and the large number of college grads looking for work. Recruiters for internships and jobs easily receive so many applicants that any tiny detail allows them to throw your application out without any regret. When it's more than a detail, i.e. possession of illegal substances, too easy. Later job, keep lookin'. Lucky to even get an interview probably. Repeat and repeat and repeat.

Yep...that and if you get caught with any drugs in college, there goes your financial aid. But, just don't get caught.

[Blake]

I know of some high schools in San Antonio that bring in drug dogs.

public high schools, yes.

private dorm rooms, no.

[Mack BrownTurdFagGit]

I'm confused. I thought college was about getting baked, laid, and wasted. You're doing it wrong. And don't be a narc.

can u go easy on my butthole tonight?

[ploto]

public high schools, yes.

private dorm rooms, no.

Private high schools

[mrsmaalox]

I was working at Bush Middle School last week when the NEISD K-9 patrol came thru on a routine check. My kids go to school there and I wasn't aware they did that.

[DisAsTerBot]

weak. Me and my roommate used to smoke in the bottom bunk with a comforter draping over the whole thing...good times!



op....get over it, it's college.

[koriwhat]

OP's a lil' bitch. nothing new here to see.

[Blake]

Private high schools

public and private high schools, I have heard of.

private dorm room, which is basically a crappy efficiency apartment, no.

[SpursWoman]

I was working at Bush Middle School last week when the NEISD K-9 patrol came thru on a routine check. My kids go to school there and I wasn't aware they did that.


They bring the dogs through Judson schools all of the time. :fro

[J.T.]

I was working at Bush Middle School last week when the NEISD K-9 patrol came thru on a routine check. My kids go to school there and I wasn't aware they did that.

They were pretty hardcore about bringing in the canine unit when I went to Reagan. I'm sure it's still the same but with all the Beamer-driving rich kids that go there a lot of them are doing cocaine. I didn't start smoking weed until I quit the football team after sophomore year but I remember one time in practice the assistant principal came by, made us all get in a single file line, came thru and yanked 4 guys from practice. Took them to the locker room and made them do a UA right there on the spot because someone caught them doing coke in their car before school. Don't think they were expelled but they were suspended and kicked off the team.

Senior year I worked in the attendance office mostly just to come to school late and get free hall passes but they always had the dogs waiting in the hall out by that office in the mornings. One time I fed one of the dogs a donut and the cop got all butthurt about it saying shit like "if you feed the dog treats then he can't do his job!!!" :lmao

[J.T.]

and it wouldnt shock me if some colleges with known drug problems are bringing dogs into the dorms. if they can take points off your grade for skipping a class that you pay for, then i'd assume they can search your room if you signed a housing contract.

the smart thing to do if thats the case is get an off campus waiver.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

OP's a lil' bitch. nothing new here to see.

I'm just trying my best to stay out of trouble, so I can have a chance at a decent job, unlike a secretary position or anything like that.

[koriwhat]

I'm just trying my best to stay out of trouble, so I can have a chance at a decent job, unlike a secretary position or anything like that.

whatever lil' bitch! or should we dub you lil' snitch soon?

[z0sa]

I'm just trying my best to stay out of trouble, so I can have a chance at a decent job, unlike a secretary position or anything like that.

tbh, you obviously have no killer instinct or else you'd have told him off and made him your bitch (you'll need that if you ever want to do something besides be everyone's bitch in the "workplace"); second, you are either total loser lightweight for not wanting to party with ALCOHOL, or a hardcore Christian, which basically amounts to the same thing; and thirdly, a small bag of weed is fucking harmless, and no one would try to pin something that petty and stupid on you for simply being in the same dorm (if they found it with all his shit).

You need to find your balls and call him out, minimum.

[koriwhat]

OP only e-thugs but in real life he cries himself to sleep over the thought of getting caught with someone else's buds. what a little bitch!

[J.T.]

I'm just trying my best to stay out of trouble, so I can have a chance at a decent job, unlike a secretary position or anything like that.

sounds like my mom

"but its ILLEGAL and you never know when someones going to call the cops on you!"

but hey i got my degree while smoking pot on the reg so its not all bad

[J.T.]

there was also that one time i was going to a concert in austin and got pulled over for running a stop sign. i had 3 pipes, one that had just been smoked out of in my truck, an ounce or so of weed, about 300 hits of acid, 17 ecstasy pills, a couple oxycontins and syringes in the glove box

got a verbal warning. probably helped that the cop was an attractive blond woman.

"im sorry ms. officer but im following my friends to a concert and dont know the way. wont happen again. you should come with us if your shift is almost over"

free man.

[J.T.]

for those keeping score at home thats life in prison for the acid by itself

[DeadlyDynasty]

sounds like my mom

"but its ILLEGAL and you never know when someones going to call the cops on you!"

but hey i got my degree while smoking pot on the reg so its not all bad


there was also that one time i was going to a concert in austin and got pulled over for running a stop sign. i had 3 pipes, one that had just been smoked out of in my truck, an ounce or so of weed, about 300 hits of acid, 17 ecstasy pills, a couple oxycontins and syringes in the glove box

got a verbal warning. probably helped that the cop was an attractive blond woman.

"im sorry ms. officer but im following my friends to a concert and dont know the way. wont happen again. you should come with us if your shift is almost over"

verbal warning. free man.

If this is a joke, nvm...if not, how did you score that much? I haven't seen acid (dots, blotter, liquid, etc) around here (Miami) since 2001. It's been hard as shit to find since that big LSD bust in Cali almost 15 years ago

[J.T.]

If this is a joke, nvm...if not, how did you score that much? I haven't seen acid (dots, blotter, liquid, etc) around here (Miami) since 2001. It's been hard as shit to find since that big LSD bust in Cali almost 15 years ago

acid is really easy to find in texas in the summertime. all the big trip heads from cali bring it thru. what i had was 3 vials of liquid. whottt always used to tell me that the shit i was getting couldnt possibly be real LSD-25 because the guys that truly know how to make it are all in prison, but he never tried any of the shit i got. i've been laying off ecstasy and acid for a while just because if you do that shit all the time you kinda start to feel like you're permanently tripped out and i didnt like where my life was going.

[Blake]

then i'd assume they can search your room if you signed a housing contract.


Just read up on the housing contract at UT.

Apparently it's in the contract that campus security can come in with or without the occupant's consent.

that pretty much sucks, imo.

[DisAsTerBot]

I'm just trying my best to stay out of trouble, so I can have a chance at a decent job, unlike a secretary position or anything like that.

it's a little late to try and show your balls...

[Blake]

there was also that one time i was going to a concert in austin and got pulled over for running a stop sign. i had 3 pipes, one that had just been smoked out of in my truck, an ounce or so of weed, about 300 hits of acid, 17 ecstasy pills, a couple oxycontins and syringes in the glove box

got a verbal warning. probably helped that the cop was an attractive blond woman.

"im sorry ms. officer but im following my friends to a concert and dont know the way. wont happen again. you should come with us if your shift is almost over"

free man.

free sweaty man.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm just trying my best to stay out of trouble, so I can have a chance at a decent job, unlike a secretary position or anything like that.

Too little too late.

[DeadlyDynasty]

acid is really easy to find in texas in the summertime. all the big trip heads from cali bring it thru. what i had was 3 vials of liquid. whottt always used to tell me that the shit i was getting couldnt possibly be real LSD-25 because the guys that truly know how to make it are all in prison, but he never tried any of the shit i got. i've been laying off ecstasy and acid for a while just because if you do that shit all the time you kinda start to feel like you're permanently tripped out and i didnt like where my life was going.

Haven't touched acid since 2001 (2 blotter hits), and haven't done any beans since my college days. Beans were amazing though, especially those double-stacked pink genies. Michelin mans were good too, tbh

[J.T.]

free sweaty man.

:lmao

prob the 2nd most scared i've ever been in my life

1st place goes to the time i rode in the trunk of a mustang on an estimated 30 hits of acid and the drivers were on MDMA going 125+ and rammed into the median on the highway twice. but yall already know that story.

[koriwhat]

i haven't done 'cid since like '98. shit was intense back then, i have no idea how it is nowadays.

[J.T.]

Haven't touched acid since 2001 (2 blotter hits), and haven't done any beans since my college days. Beans were amazing though, especially those double-stacked pink genies. Michelin mans were good too, tbh

i tried some in the summer that was pretty good but my friend bought 4 hits and i only bought 1 and took mine on the spot. a few hours later he lost the tin foil that his hits were wrapped in and accused me of stealing it because "i was trippin too hard for one hit." needless to say it crashed my trip and i didnt have much fun. but now i'm minus one fake friend and actually gained some real friends that had my back and told him to fuck off so it wasnt all bad.

[Blake]

i haven't done 'cid since like '98. shit was intense back then, i have no idea how it is nowadays.


it's a little late to try and show your balls...

[ohmwrecker]

lol 'cid

[koriwhat]

lol 'cid

what's so funny?

[koriwhat]

and blake i was trippin back when you were still trippin over toys in your crib.

[J.T.]

lol 'cid

hands down the most fun you can have on a controlled substance

mix with heroin or ecstasy and its total bliss

[koriwhat]

hands down the most fun you can have on a controlled substance

mix with heroin or ecstasy and its total bliss

i had tons of fun back in the day... i always get a kick out of kids who think mush is where it's at. travel to the void motherfuckers and you'll soon realize mush is nothing.

[TimothyLeary]

hands down the most fun you can have on a controlled substance

mix with heroin or ecstasy and its total bliss

You don't need heroin or ecstasy if you got quality cid.

[DisAsTerBot]

last time i touched it was silver acid.....literally changed my life.

[koriwhat]

You don't need heroin or ecstasy if you got quality cid.

:tu

i've never done heroin and i won't. as for ecstasy, i've done it once which really sucked, was weak as hell, and turned me off of that fruity drug to begin with.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:tu

i've never done heroin and i won't. as for ecstasy, i've done it once which really sucked, was weak as hell, and turned me off of that fruity drug to begin with.

you either got a bad batch, or somebody sold you aspirin. Real beans are like kissing an angel

[J.T.]

:tu

i've never done heroin and i won't. as for ecstasy, i've done it once which really sucked, was weak as hell, and turned me off of that fruity drug to begin with.

X pills suck these days. Molly powder in capsules is great. I know a lot of ppl that snort it but it burns like no other. Just imagine snorting an aspirin while you have the flu. Bout that bad.

I got my tattoo the day after an acid trip. Was shitty drunk but the music I listened to while tripping had a big influence on the tat I got.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

whatever lil' bitch! or should we dub you lil' snitch soon?

Whatever helps you file your papers.

[J.T.]

Whatever helps you file your papers.

The best advice I can give you is try to get a xanax prescription. College girls love that shit and you'll be able to get laid ridiculously easy, whether by just having xanax or sticking around after the girls get high on it and want some d.

[koriwhat]

Whatever helps you file your papers.

whatever helps you think you're more than a lil' bitch and a fuckin' lil' snitch all wrapped into one.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

whatever helps you think you're more than a lil' bitch and a fuckin' lil' snitch all wrapped into one.

All I'm saying is that I didn't graduate from high school for nothing.

[koriwhat]

All I'm saying is that I didn't graduate from high school for nothing.

what? i can't hear over your snitchin'. you sound like a lil' bitch so therefore i have to assume the obvious.

boohoo my roommate smokes pot! i'm gonna go cry and then tomorrow i'm gonna turn him in because it's the right thing to do. boohoo!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

what? i can't hear over your snitchin'. you sound like a lil' bitch so therefore i have to assume the obvious.

You're reading my words, there's no sound. It's okay, I guess people who drop out pick up on that concept later on in life.

[koriwhat]

You're reading my words, there's no sound. It's okay, I guess people who drop out pick up on that concept later on in life.

dude, don't worry. we all think of you as a lil' bitch now. your legacy is set in stone!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

dude, don't worry. we all think of you as a lil' bitch now. your legacy is set in stone!

That's just perception. Reality is that you're a drop out who had to settle for a secretary job where you pick up lunch for your boss. In order to be worried about the consequences in college, you gotta make it there first. I'd rather have that.

[koriwhat]

That's just perception. Reality is that you're a drop out who had to settle for a secretary job where you pick up lunch for your boss. In order to be worried about the consequences in college, you gotta make it there first. I'd rather have that.

shit... i didn't settle for this job, i took it cause it's easy as hell, i can play on the internet all day, and my boss buys me lunch and picks it up for me. you got it all fuckin' wrong.

btw, i got a 96 on my math test the other day. yeah!

[ploto]

private dorm room, which is basically a crappy efficiency apartment, no.

A dorm isn't private. It belongs to the school.

[koriwhat]

oh and bottomfag, reality is, you're a lil' bitch and that ain't changin' anytime soon and if you start your snitchin' i'm sure the old adage will stick... snitches get stitches!

[ALVAREZ6]

for those keeping score at home thats life in prison for the acid by itself

yeah definitely a retarded idea driving with all the shit you had, under any circumstances :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao :lmao :lmao at all of the e-thugging going on in this thread.... some real hard asses



koriwhat trying to shift the ST Bitch tag to someone else :lol

[koriwhat]

:lmao :lmao :lmao at all of the e-thugging going on in this thread.... some real hard asses



koriwhat trying to shift the ST Bitch tag to someone else :lol

hey i ain't the one being a lil' bitch around here or thinking about snitchin' on anyone. the lil' bitch tag has never been mine to lose.

[LakasRool4eva]

honestly bro u should just follow ur insticts cuz nobody else has to pay the consenquences except u.................................just something 2 think bout................

[ALVAREZ6]

all da celebritys love da Lakas 4 a reason!!!

Yeah no shit, Hollywood is in Los Angeles...

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Another factor playing into me making this thread was the opinion I got from others. My friends that came here from my hometown fit into the strictly no partying and completely clean fun category, and although they're not very much like me, I still take their opinion into consideration. At first I just stated that my roommate had weed in the room, and they immediately got on my case about going to someone about it, which got me to question it much harder, but I couldn't believe the answer was as simple as that.

[DisAsTerBot]

Another factor playing into me making this thread was the opinion I got from others. My friends that came here from my hometown fit into the strictly no partying and completely clean fun category, and although they're not very much like me, I still take their opinion into consideration. At first I just stated that my roommate had weed in the room, and they immediately got on my case about going to someone about it, which got me to question it much harder, but I couldn't believe the answer was as simple as that.

it must suck to be a man with a vagina

[Blake]

lol 'cid


what's so funny?

you're too hard core to type the letter "a"

[Blake]

and blake i was trippin back when you were still trippin over toys in your crib.

hard core

[Blake]

A dorm isn't private. It belongs to the school.

It's late, but thanks for the effort.

[Blake]

snitches get stitches!

hard core 'cid users that trip while others trip over their toys get calf tats

[koriwhat]

you're too hard core to type the letter "a"

it's not about being "too hardcore", i do it just because. plus, back in the day when i was doing that shit we cald it 'cid.

also, i usually spell everything that has "ing" at the end as "in'" just because as well.

[koriwhat]

hard core 'cid users that trip while others trip over their toys get calf tats

wow, did you think of that all by yourself? pretty clever i must say. :toast

[PuttPutt]

Look the other way. If it's ever brought up, you didn't know anything about it. If you snitch on your roommate, it could come back & bite you in the ass. For whatever reason, other people will find out that you are a snitch & it will not turn out good for you.

[Blake]

wow, did you think of that all by yourself? pretty clever i must say. :toast

Nope, all you. :tu