***Official Lakers vs. their farm team thread sponsored by my rapping career***

[midnightpulp]

Koolaid_Man, nigga nothing but sugar water
Riding Kobe’s nuts like he does his father’s
Waiting on pops to die an’ collect on his death
While Lakaluva’s cock snatches his breath
Feelin’ good, lettin’ Kool work it, calling him son
As he shoots a load into his lungs

He thinks he got game, acts balla, talks up his rep
But them words are hollow coming out cum-stained lips
Just another no-name busta who all front
His dick’s allergic to even the prettiest cunt
‘Cuz he’s a nigga that got a time-a-the-month
A fag on the rag wit’ a big mouth an’ a micro brain
Bent over, ready for Cul an’ the gang to run a train
Straight onslaught--if his asshole could think, it’d go insane

When this cat show his face, I’m there to regulate
Give him a slap, put his shit in place
Crack a joke on him, maybe get all you laughing
At this gay-ass bitch who go white water rafting

*************

Lakers by 10+

[Giuseppe]

Midget as poet.

I God's!

[Venti Quattro]

Phil Jackson and his Zen rap


"It's been very hard on him," Jackson said, referring to past battles in the post between the brothers. "A lot of times we say we traded the wrong guy and tell him that Marc is a tougher, more powerful player than he is. [Marc] doesn't have the shooting touch yet, but his defense, his rebounding is very good. He gets a kick out of playing against Pau. He's actually a little more physical than Pau is. I like to bring it to [Pau's] awareness."

[Ashy Larry]

Phil Jackson and his Zen rap

Phil pushing those right buttons .......

[midnightpulp]

This is real game thread. Fuck Lakaluva's.

Odom slows down this game. But Gasol dominates his little brother, Kobe plays solid, resulting in a Laker victory.

103-91

[Koolaid_Man]

Koolaid_Man, nigga nothing but sugar water
Riding Kobe’s nuts like he does his father’s
Waiting on pops to die an’ collect on his death
While Lakaluva’s cock snatches his breath
Feelin’ good, lettin’ Kool work it, calling him son
As he shoots a load into his lungs

He thinks he got game, acts balla, talks up his rep
But them words are hollow coming out cum-stained lips
Just another no-name busta who all front
His dick’s allergic to even the prettiest cunt
‘Cuz he’s a nigga that got a time-a-the-month
A fag on the rag wit’ a big mouth an’ a micro brain
Bent over, ready for Cul an’ the gang to run a train
Straight onslaught--if his asshole could think, it’d go insane

When this cat show his face, I’m there to regulate
Give him a slap, put his shit in place
Crack a joke on him, maybe get all you laughing
At this gay-ass bitch who go white water rafting

*************

Lakers by 10+

Midget...I see you man....I can't even hate...you prolly at my dick level when you measure your height...

But question...Are You Ready? I see you gettin ready for me...

xMGTcKVApwM

[midnightpulp]

Midget...I see you man....I can't even hate...you prolly at my dick level when you measure your height...


Nah, dog. 5'11".

[Koolaid_Man]

This is real game thread. Fuck Lakaluva's.

Cully slows down this game. But Kool dominates his little brother Mid...while Luva plays solid, resulting in a Laker victory.

103-91


fixed dat for ya little homie

[Koolaid_Man]

Nah, dog. 5'1".

like I said at my dick level...:lol

you been waiting on Kool all day huh? I luv u 2 baby...:rollin

[midnightpulp]

like I said at my dick level...:lol

you been waiting on Kool all day huh? I luv u 2 baby...:rollin

Nope.

Here's my original post:


Nah, dog. 5'11".

But I understand having another man at "your dick level" is a preoccupation of yours since you're a homosexual.

[IronMexican]

It's like the both of you think of bad jokes to use on each other.

[midnightpulp]

now if only I were a white girl

Koolaid, always braggin’ ‘bout a prime time penis
But it ain’t grown since you were a fetus
You stunted more than Evel Knievel
Smallest dick outta six billion people

But he try to rep size like he a Negro black
His shit harder to find than a needle in-a-haystack
So he got no choice but sexual reassignment
After that, he gonna put his pussy on consignment

Walking the streets and working the corners
Taking all comers, every willing sperm donor
Luva his numba one client, Culburn numba two
Kool the solution for when their balls turn blue
Every fag from LA-to-San Fran call Kool’s pussy home base
That's it, that's all. Nothin' more to say,
'Cept, “Yo, Koolaid_Man, tell me how my ass taste!”

[J.T.]

like i told ghazi get your own game thread shtick

[midnightpulp]

like i told ghazi get your own game thread shtick

Lol Katy Perry.

[J.T.]

Lol Katy Perry.

get some new jokes too :td

[midnightpulp]

get some new jokes too :td

Don't know much about you. All I got.

It's all good, though. The faggotry you exhibit with liking that shit is canceled out by your hatred of the Chargers.

[J.T.]

brah a few years ago i was just like you. i heard that i kissed a girl and i liked it song and thought why do people listen to this shit. i even started a thread in the club asking when rap was going to die out. the moral of the story here is if you cant beat em, join em. kp has pretty decent house beats backing all her songs and i dont know if you've seen any pictures of her but shes got a nice ass and a decent rack. i am pretty good home boys with nick cage and he's going to hook me up with the doctors from face/off so i can become russell brand, kill him and hit that ass every day for the rest of my life. if you want call someone gay, go after ironmexican. dude has an inordinate about of man love for the band members of radiohead, their singer in particular. plus anyone that intentionally throws mainstream music under the bus just to apply for membership into the official hipster fanclub has to be taking it up the ass from someone.

[JT's grandma]

brah a few years ago i was just like you. i heard that i kissed a girl and i liked it song and thought why do people listen to this shit. i even started a thread in the club asking when rap was going to die out. the moral of the story here is if you cant beat em, join em. kp has pretty decent house beats backing all her songs and i dont know if you've seen any pictures of her but shes got a nice ass and a decent rack. i am pretty good home boys with nick cage and he's going to hook me up with the doctors from face/off so i can become russell brand, kill him and hit that ass every day for the rest of my life. if you want call someone gay, go after ironmexican. dude has an inordinate about of man love for the band members of radiohead, their singer in particular. plus anyone that intentionally throws mainstream music under the bus just to apply for membership into the official hipster fanclub has to be taking it up the ass from someone.

Your laundry's done pumpkin!

[J.T.]

also ironmexican once asked the mavs krew for tips on how to properly eat pussy. i gave him good advice on how to drive her up the wall and rumor has it he couldnt seal the deal. they just chilled at the motel and watched hbo.

[midnightpulp]

brah a few years ago i was just like you. i heard that i kissed a girl and i liked it song and thought why do people listen to this shit. i even started a thread in the club asking when rap was going to die out. the moral of the story here is if you cant beat em, join em. kp has pretty decent house beats backing all her songs and i dont know if you've seen any pictures of her but shes got a nice ass and a decent rack. i am pretty good home boys with nick cage and he's going to hook me up with the doctors from face/off so i can become russell brand, kill him and hit that ass every day for the rest of my life. if you want call someone gay, go after ironmexican. dude has an inordinate about of man love for the band members of radiohead, their singer in particular. plus anyone that intentionally throws mainstream music under the bus just to apply for membership into the official hipster fanclub has to be taking it up the ass from someone.

She's hot, no doubt. I just don't dig her music.

And I totally agree with your last point.

Oh, I think Cage's doctors from Face/Off are currently busy with the demanding task of changing IM to look like Thom Yorke's girlfriend.

[J.T.]

Your laundry's done pumpkin!

grandma i told you unless you're giving me money or some of your vicodin, dont fucking talk to me

[J.T.]

Oh, I think Cage's doctors from Face/Off are currently busy with the demanding task of changing IM to look like Thom Yorke's girlfriend.

:lmao :tu