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It's hard to talk about the Spurs right now, I'm still pretty disappointed that the Rangers lost last night. How stupid is it that some guy in a suit (Texas Rangers CEO) guaranteed a game seven? That's the kind of thing the players or managers do. Even Nolan Ryan could have gotten away with it, even though he's a suit, but it's because he's Nolan freakin Ryan.
I hope that guy has some salt and pepper for his crow.
So the Spurs proved me wrong last night and won against the Clippers. I really just figured "who gets up for a Clippers game", but then I realized you don't really have to.
So Hill hurt is hexagaon, or oxtagon, I can't recall. The good news is he didn't break his isosceles.
Jefferson continues to be ultra aggressive, and while his shot won't always be this accurate, the point is he's playing like he's got some balls. The bad news is I think he borrowed Dejuan Blair's.
Taigo "The Golden God"/"Master Splinter" Splitter scored his first, and only points on a dunk. I think I'll call him Tiago "Dunkin" Splitter.
We also touched on the Tony Parker extension in my first thawts, but not so much on the value. If you had any question in your mind just look at the Mike Conley extension: (45 million over 5 years). Compare it to the Tony Parker extension: (50 million 4 years), and you'll see just how good of a deal the front office made.
http://www.sanantoniodispatch.com/gregg-popovich.jpg
(I just wanted to use that pic because Pop looks like he's saying the "F" word to somebody).
Next Game: Wednesday @ the Suns
arodz
11-02-2010, 03:09 PM
Is that you Mike Taylor?
dbestpro
11-02-2010, 03:32 PM
Doesn't matter. Anything north of Austin isn't "Macho Texas", anyway.
Who is this Mike Taylor you speak of?
Bender
11-02-2010, 03:42 PM
are you angling for a writing job at the Dispatch or something...?
are you angling for a writing job at the Dispatch or something...?
LOL. You obviously didn't read what I wrote. I couldn't angle for a job on the toilet paper in the mens room.
If I did want one I'd just ask, but I haven't gotten a response to the first idea I sent in.
wontstartdumbthreads
11-02-2010, 03:55 PM
It's hard to talk about the Spurs right now, I'm still pretty disappointed that the Rangers lost last night. How stupid is it that some guy in a suit (Texas Rangers CEO) guaranteed a game seven? That's the kind of thing the players or managers do. Even Nolan Ryan could have gotten away with it, even though he's a suit, but it's because he's Nolan freakin Ryan.
I hope that guy has some salt and pepper for his crow.
So the Spurs proved me wrong last night and won against the Clippers. I really just figured "who gets up for a Clippers game", but then I realized you don't really have to.
So Hill hurt is hexagaon, or oxtagon, I can't recall. The good news is he didn't break his isosceles.
Jefferson continues to be ultra aggressive, and while his shot won't always be this accurate, the point is he's playing like he's got some balls. The bad news is I think he borrowed Dejuan Blair's.
Taigo "The Golden God"/"Master Splinter" Splitter scored his first, and only points on a dunk. I think I'll call him Tiago "Dunkin" Splitter.
We also touched on the Tony Parker extension in my first thawts, but not so much on the value. If you had any question in your mind just look at the Mike Conley extension: (45 million over 5 years). Compare it to the Tony Parker extension: (50 million 4 years), and you'll see just how good of a deal the front office made.
http://www.sanantoniodispatch.com/gregg-popovich.jpg
(I just wanted to use that pic because Pop looks like he's saying the "F" word to somebody).
Next Game: Wednesday @ the Suns
Other's have been banned for posting things not as stupid as this.
Other's have been banned for posting things not as stupid as this.
37 posts...
wontstartdumbthreads
11-02-2010, 03:58 PM
37 posts...
Quality, not quantity
Quality, not quantity
I've made more quality posts than you in my sleep.
wontstartdumbthreads
11-02-2010, 04:03 PM
I've made more quality posts than you in my sleep.
Wait...is post your way of saying "poopies"???
Wait...is post your way of saying "poopies"???
Wow what a great comeback.
Bender
11-02-2010, 04:06 PM
LOL. You obviously didn't read what I wrote. I couldn't angle for a job on the toilet paper in the mens room.
yes I did read it... I was joking... :lol
yes I did read it... I was joking... :lol
You're off my Christmas list.
wontstartdumbthreads
11-02-2010, 04:13 PM
You're off my Christmas list.
Good quality post. Well done.
Good quality post. Well done.
I'm done feeding you so move along sir.
Hemotivo
11-02-2010, 07:36 PM
:tu
thispego
11-02-2010, 07:41 PM
pm5k your thawts suck
pm5k your thawts suck
Don't read em then.
thispego
11-02-2010, 08:21 PM
oh you can bet your ass i wont. take det shit to da bank!
oh you can bet your ass i wont. take det shit to da bank!
Yeah you will...
thispego
11-02-2010, 09:00 PM
no I really wont. Nothing you post is funny or insightful and you often end up making yourself look dumb. So nah, I don't need that
no I really wont. Nothing you post is funny or insightful and you often end up making yourself look dumb. So nah, I don't need that
I disagree.
ohmwrecker
11-02-2010, 09:03 PM
If this gets to two pages, I am going to pimpslap the both of you.
DPG21920
11-02-2010, 09:03 PM
no I really wont. Nothing you post is funny or insightful and you often end up making yourself look dumb. So nah, I don't need that
Goods. Brought.
For anyone that doesn't like what I'm writing, don't read it. Just because someone says something to me doesn't mean I'm going to get my ball and run home, if I feel like writing something I'm going to do it regardless of what anyone thinks.
If you don't find it funny or insightful that's fine, but don't insult my intelligence unless you're willing to say it to my face.
thispego
11-02-2010, 09:17 PM
For anyone that doesn't like what I'm writing, don't read it. Just because someone says something to me doesn't mean I'm going to get my ball and run home, if I feel like writing something I'm going to do it regardless of what anyone thinks.
If you don't find it funny or insightful that's fine, but don't insult my intelligence unless you're willing to say it to my face.
Rofl, you're insulting your own intelligence. get upset much? I'm not talking shit I'm just telling you how it is and I will always say that to someones face
ohmwrecker
11-02-2010, 09:19 PM
You motherfuckers!
Rofl, you're insulting your own intelligence. get upset much? I'm not talking shit I'm just telling you how it is and I will always say that to someones face
I'm not upset, but I also won't stand for personal insults.
You motherfuckers!
Oops, lost track of the reply count.
thispego
11-02-2010, 09:23 PM
I'm not upset, but I also won't stand for personal insults.
will you sit for them?
will you sit for them?
Maybe.
Cessation
11-02-2010, 09:42 PM
The Golden God era begins, its official. LOL that pic of pop is awesome, and you getting trolled.
The Golden God era begins, its official. LOL that pic of pop is awesome, and you getting trolled.
I don't like The Golden God, but it's hard to argue, it's clearly either that or Master Splinter.
That pic is also used in the "Game Thoughts" thread, I thought it was funny.
wontstartdumbthreads
11-02-2010, 10:39 PM
I'm not upset, but I also won't stand for personal insults.
Your mom usually gets on all fours and takes her insults from behind.
Your mom usually gets on all fours and takes her insults from behind.
I had no idea there were so many trolls in the Spurs section of the forums.
Cessation
11-02-2010, 11:58 PM
You a troll magnet, Golden God is the best nickname, dont hate cause its official. I personally find it hilarious, in a semi sarcastic sort of way. I didn't like it at first but it grows on you, give Golden God a chance, lol, you might be surprised.
Leonard Curse
11-03-2010, 01:27 AM
You motherfuckers!
:wakeup
:wakeup
I haven't been pimp slapped yet, but I'm watching my back.
Leonard Curse
11-03-2010, 01:38 AM
this right here is another reason why i enjoy my spurs talk. of course duncan228 and timvp posts are awesome but this kind of stuff is like the youtube of spurstalk. oh and yeah i like golden boy but i also like saint tiago.
afterall dallas will be furious to find out we have a blonde hair blue eyed "beaner" hahaha i know hes from brazil but what better way to rub our culture in /w the nickname of our :worthy: 7ft savior.
:flag::flag::flag::flag::flag:
:lmao im bored my bad
wontstartdumbthreads
11-03-2010, 07:35 AM
I haven't been pimp slapped yet.
No, but you've been bitch slapped plenty.
wontstartdumbthreads
11-03-2010, 09:26 AM
Even though I don't appreciate your writing style, I do applaud you for having the gumption to tackle a game by game analysis.
Since I can't start dumb threads like you, I'm just going to do a thread by thread review of "thawts" as they are released. In reality, I probably won't make it through one or two because your OPs are so damn empty of remarkable content. Probably most of my comment is stuff I should just keep in my head but since we're maybe the only two people that read your threads, it shouldn't make much of a difference. Maybe mine is more of a "thinking out loud" kind of thing. In some cases, I had two things to say so I numbered them. I should probably apologize. After reading my comments below, I realzie that I sound bitter about something or have something against you. But something about your writing makes me a little insane.
It's hard to talk about the Spurs right now, 1) Then don't. 2) I applaud your courage.
but it's because he's Nolan freakin Ryan. ,
I don't know what it is about this thawt but for some reason it's infuriating. But I keep reading it so maybe I'm crazy. It's like a painful blister or zit that I can't quite pop no matter how much I pick at it.
I hope that guy has some salt and pepper for his crow.
1) I did a Google search on that line because I thought for sure you had to have stolen it from Andy Roony or someone. For the most part I came up empty. Except I did find:
CROW SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS!!!!
http://multimedia.collectorsquest.com/image/420x1000/crow-salt-and-pepper-shakers-26461.jpg?1266947629
2) if you had to use this line, it should have been in closing. That way, those that appreciated its wit, might come away satisfied with your writing. And those that were cringing wouldn't have to fight through more crap like...
So the Spurs proved me wrong last night and won against the Clippers. I really just figured "who gets up for a Clippers game", but then I realized you don't really have to.
So you thought the Spurs would lose this game. And you discovered only after the game that the Clippers suck.
So Hill hurt is hexagaon, or oxtagon, I can't recall. The good news is he didn't break his isosceles.
I hate this thawt more than anything else you've ever said. This is like when I'm brushing my teeth and then gag myself when I brush my tongue. But then I'll do it a few more times. Kind of like the blister thing but different.
When I read it, I imagine that you pretend you are at the head of dinner table, wine glass in hand, everyone seating listening intently, just waiting for your next clever comment. It reminds me of when Homer got drunk at that party and made an ass of himself. But when he first started to remmeber it, he was thiking that he was "the most whimsical fellow" there.
Jefferson continues to be ultra aggressive, and while his shot won't always be this accurate, the point is he's playing like he's got some balls. The bad news is I think he borrowed Dejuan Blair's.
BAM, another great one liner. What saves it is that it's not quite as bad as most of your other stuff.
Taigo "The Golden God"/"Master Splinter" Splitter scored his first, and only points on a dunk. I think I'll call him Tiago "Dunkin" Splitter.
This was pretty innocuous. Even though your nickname for Tiago sucks, it's not nearly as bad as "Golden God". So, you're ending on a high in a way.
We also touched on the Tony Parker extension in my first thawts, but not so much on the value. If you had any question in your mind just look at the Mike Conley extension: (45 million over 5 years). Compare it to the Tony Parker extension: (50 million 4 years), and you'll see just how good of a deal the front office made.
No thanks. Regardless of what I think about the Parker deal or the Conley deal, this opens the door for the rest of the league to say for every future signing, "well at least it wasn't as bad as the Bonner deal".
http://www.sanantoniodispatch.com/gregg-popovich.jpg
(I just wanted to use that pic because Pop looks like he's saying the "F" word to somebody).
He's saying, "Fucking Thawts. I hate that column."
Next Game: Wednesday @ the Suns
See you next Thursday!
For what it's worth I like you a little more than I did before.
The Hill "hexagon" is kind of funny if you watched the game, the announcer incorrectly listed Hill's injury as a trapezoid injury.
The Tiago nickname is just kind of a shout out to those that read the Tiago nickname thread.
jbspurs
11-03-2010, 10:00 AM
Two nights ago was one of the best nights ever, Spurs won and SF Giants won the 2010 World Series!! And today I am go the Giants parade!!
wontstartdumbthreads
11-03-2010, 10:03 AM
For what it's worth I like you a little more than I did before.
The Hill "hexagon" is kind of funny if you watched the game, the announcer incorrectly listed Hill's injury as a trapezoid injury.
The Tiago nickname is just kind of a shout out to those that read the Tiago nickname thread.
Wow. You know what. I think you just helped me find the real source of my anger.
I switched from DirectTV to UVerse to save a few $ and because my wife has to have HBO on Demand. When talking to AT&T, the guy said, since I would be getting all the Fox Sports channels, including Fox Sports SA, he was sure I'd get to see most of the Spurs games. Now I find out they will probably all be blacked out because I live in Ft. Worth.
So to make a long story short, I never got to hear the "trapezoid" comment because I haven't got to see a f'ing game yet.
So, yeah, it makes a little more sense now. But the "I'm glad it wasn't his isoscoeles" is just too much.
Oh, I just assumed you were mad because you couldn't start threads. Yeah maybe the Hill joke went too far.
wontstartdumbthreads
11-03-2010, 10:24 AM
Oh, I just assumed you were mad because you couldn't start threads.
Maybe...
Nope. I just reread your OP again and realize maybe it is just your bad writing. In any event, maybe it will turn out to be cathartic if I can continue to keep responding to your vapid thawts.
I do like the way the intentional misspelling lets the reader know before hand not to expect too much.
thispego
11-03-2010, 12:36 PM
:lol you're welcome, pm5k
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