The Great Matt Jones has decided to retire

[IronMexican]

Matt Jones declined invite, told team he'll retire


http://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/29505244539

[dirk4mvp]

so is he putting those numbers up in a pickup league, mono?

[monosylab1k]

retirement negates the bet, imho.

tbh he has my vote for the Hall Of Fame.

[dirk4mvp]

retirement negates the bet, imho.



that's a load of bullshit.

i'll be picking a sig and avy.

[monosylab1k]

well just think it through, logically.

it's like having a 401k. as long as ur with the company then you can keep contributing funds and they'll match it. once you leave, there's no chance to get your former employees to continue to contribute anything to it. there's another formula regarding chug to glug ratios that also confirms this scientifically while allowing recourse for paramount circumstances.

which of course shows that, legally, matt jones retiring negates the sig bet tbh.

[IronMexican]

mono lost the bet, imo.

[8FOR!3]

Tbh I'd rather retire than be a Redskin too...

[dirk4mvp]

well just think it through, logically.

it's like having a 401k. as long as ur with the company then you can keep contributing funds and they'll match it. once you leave, there's no chance to get your former employees to continue to contribute anything to it. there's another formula regarding chug to glug ratios that also confirms this scientifically while allowing recourse for paramount circumstances.

which of course shows that, legally, matt jones retiring negates the sig bet tbh.

tbh if you fag out of the bet, I'm prepared to go Allanon on you.

[Phillip]

what was the bet

[monosylab1k]

tbh if you fag out of the bet, I'm prepared to go Allanon on you.

brah this isn't a question of winning or losing, it's a question of the legality of the bet now that the great matt jones has retired. tbh i would honor the bet but not if it puts me in federal prison.

[dirk4mvp]

it's a question of you being ghey.

[monosylab1k]

I'm having a lawyer look into it for me. If he says it's okay, then I'll do it. If legally he says I can't do it for fear of prison time, then I'll abstain.

That's all I'm sayin.

[dirk4mvp]

a great fuckin mav krew founding father, gheying out on a bet :cry

[Mono's understudy]

a great fuckin mav krew founding father, gheying out on a bet :cry

Dude, lay off him! He said he needs a lawyer asshole!

[Bob Loblaw.]

Well, mono, I've looked over all the paperwork, and unfortunately there's no legal basis for ducking out of this sig bet. In fact, negligence in paying up would make you vulnerable to a countersuit by dirk4mvp. My professional advice would be to own up to the bet, and sooner rather than later.