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hater
11-03-2010, 04:02 PM
this looks cool guys. can't wait:


Meet the Renegays
By DC Comics



The Mummy
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f4Fo_GlfJs8/Sh6alrvKD0I/AAAAAAAACOc/3990vtTAH1U/s400/Derek+Fisher+time+machine.jpg
Superpower: Can live a thousand years.
Weakness: Is 999.9 years old.




Mr. Asstastic
http://nbaprimetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/KobeBryant-pic.bmp
Superpower: Can smell innocent white women miles away.
Weakness: A white woman with a lawyer.




Tru Warrier
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/04/us_sport_us_sport0s_2004_in_pictures/img/11.jpg
Superpower: Ability to tie his own shoelaces.
Weakness: Spelling, or anything that requires more than 3 neurons working together.




Dr. Kardasian
http://lastheplace.com/images/article-images/1aLatest2008Writers/Latest%20for%20new%20server/MTV-Lamar-Odom.jpg
Superpower: Can make farm animals say "I do".
Weakness: A prenuptial agreement.




He-Man
http://thelakersnation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gasol.jpg
Superpower: Can fool tv viewers into thinking they are watching the Discovery Channel.
Weakness: Posing for pictures in China.




The Freak
http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/matt_barnes.jpg
Superpower: Looks like a cartoon thus intimidating foes.
Weakness: Acts like a cartoon thus making foes laugh.




The Professor
http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/media/act_steve_blake.jpg
Superpower: He went to college and he's white.
Weakness: He's white and rich. So none.




Captain Hype
http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocregister/article/ktmf2i-b78576872z.120091124075827000g0rl23st.2.jpg
Supwerpower: Can power dunk.
Weakness: A dunk contest.




Elastichick
http://lakeshowlife.com/files/2009/05/sasha_face.jpg
Superpower: Can expand and contract his vagina at will.
Weakness: A haircut.




The Man of Glass
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/andrew-bynum(1).jpg
Superpower: Ability to make $40 million sitting on his ass.
Weakness: He's black and he's rich. So white women.

Kai
11-03-2010, 04:18 PM
:lol awesome

Ashy Larry
11-03-2010, 04:19 PM
And yet, you'd take at least 5 of them and put them on your team .... classic nonetheless

The Gemini Method
11-03-2010, 04:53 PM
I laughed a little...

What would PJax be?

sefant77
11-03-2010, 04:53 PM
The Grizzlies anal gaper

http://www.anewsalerts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bussy.jpg

Superpower: Assraping Chris Wallace

Weakness: Finishing his Viagra dose on young chicks

Killakobe81
11-03-2010, 05:29 PM
This wAS funny one of the better negative Laker threads on here, kudos!

You have just raised the bar ... for the Laker haters in this forum.

LakasRool4eva
11-03-2010, 05:36 PM
it would be sooooooooooooooooo sick if were talkin bout a REAL comic....................

Rappin' Lamar
11-03-2010, 07:29 PM
yo fuck that yo

Iceman101
11-03-2010, 07:31 PM
I saw the title "DC Comics to start comic book based on" on the front page, and just knew it was gonna say the Heat...

crc21209
11-03-2010, 07:31 PM
:lol

slick'81
11-03-2010, 07:31 PM
nice lol

kamikazi_player
11-03-2010, 07:48 PM
:lol i especially liked Captain Hype and Elastichick

Gutter92
11-03-2010, 07:56 PM
yo fuck that yo
:nope

cheguevara
11-04-2010, 09:41 AM
COLONEL SANDERS

http://lookliker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/phil-jackson-colonel-sanders.jpg

Medvedenko
11-04-2010, 12:50 PM
Pretty good, bar raised an increment.

Cry Havoc
11-04-2010, 02:33 PM
COLONEL SANDERS

http://lookliker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/phil-jackson-colonel-sanders.jpg

Strengths: Mind-reading, making egomaniacs his slaves.
Weaknesses: Being surrounded by < 2 All-Stars.

Venti Quattro
11-04-2010, 02:35 PM
Strengths: Mind-reading, making egomaniacs his slaves.
Weaknesses: Being surrounded by < 2 Hall of Famers.

fify

Cry Havoc
11-04-2010, 02:41 PM
fify

Truth.

Cry Havoc
11-04-2010, 02:42 PM
I added D-Fish to my fantasy team. How much shit are you Lakers fans going to give me for it?

Baseline
11-04-2010, 02:52 PM
Believe me, DC Comics would have to wire David Stern $10 million into his offshore account to even get a meeting to talk about doing a comic book about an NBA team.

Baseline
11-04-2010, 02:53 PM
I added D-Fish to my fantasy team. How much shit are you Lakers fans going to give me for it?

Why? Fisher is the worst PG in the league.

Cry Havoc
11-04-2010, 03:35 PM
Why? Fisher is the worst PG in the league.

Because I had a guy who's barely getting minutes, and Fish shoots high % and gets me 3s and a few assists. He's not a bad stat guy for a deep fantasy league. 53rd overall in production in the past 7 days. For whatever reason, 3 point % is a category in my league.

DJB
11-04-2010, 03:53 PM
Nice, hater :tu

Blake
11-04-2010, 04:20 PM
Feable attempt, imo.

...however a marvel comics book based on this forum might have some potential.

hater
12-17-2010, 12:01 PM
:lol

a month and a half later these laker fucks still look like a joke