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word
11-05-2010, 01:38 PM
According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report
IronMexican
11-05-2010, 01:40 PM
rofl

Best news ever.
Bukefal
11-05-2010, 01:59 PM
:lol
Sisk
11-05-2010, 02:04 PM
As one of the commenter's on the site said: I'll take option B.
baseline bum
11-05-2010, 02:09 PM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/melissaleewilliamsmugshot.jpg

:vomit:
AnthonyM
11-05-2010, 02:10 PM
I'm disturbed that the other man agreed to eat it.

When I first read it I thought he agreed because she had the knife out already, but after more reading she pulls the knife out after he smells her gross vagina. That's just gross. I don't care how intoxicated he was, you don't have to get close to a nasty, fat woman like that to realize that her vagina would emit a terrible odor.

Sick fuck.
Fpoonsie
11-05-2010, 02:17 PM
:rollin

Wow.
HarlemHeat37
11-05-2010, 03:02 PM
The story was hilarious until I saw the picture..ugh..
baseline bum
11-05-2010, 03:52 PM
No way, the pic makes it more funny. She probably had to lift a couple of slabs of crotch-fat before dude could smell it.
bus driver
11-05-2010, 04:04 PM
hey i ate fish last night :wakeup
GoodOdor
11-05-2010, 05:22 PM
No way, the pic makes it more funny. She probably had to lift a couple of slabs of crotch-fat before dude could smell it.

Dude.......
jag
11-05-2010, 05:50 PM
"as Watson approached Williams, 'he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor'"


Overwhelmed....
Pero
11-05-2010, 06:28 PM
Damn it, I did not have to read this story. :lol
The Reckoning
11-05-2010, 06:29 PM
some dudes cant man up and taste the goods.
Nick Manning
11-05-2010, 06:31 PM
I've had worse
Gutter92
11-05-2010, 06:43 PM
Some guys have all the luck :(
ShoogarBear
11-05-2010, 09:51 PM
I'm disturbed that the other man agreed to eat it.

When I first read it I thought he agreed because she had the knife out already, but after more reading she pulls the knife out after he smells her gross vagina. That's just gross. I don't care how intoxicated he was, you don't have to get close to a nasty, fat woman like that to realize that her vagina would emit a terrible odor.

Sick fuck.

Oh, yeah, sure. Blame the victim.
ORION
11-05-2010, 10:53 PM
the real question is , was the chick talking or her vag?
phyzik
11-05-2010, 11:46 PM
Dammit, I just started eating Fritos too.
DMX7
11-06-2010, 09:55 AM
I love America.
ShoogarBear
11-06-2010, 07:01 PM
Dammit, I just started eating Fritos too.

So then you got the full effect of the story.
jeebus
11-06-2010, 08:43 PM
I would take the knife and cut out my brain
Darrin
11-06-2010, 09:03 PM
Fuck me! I'm ugly and dirty!
Johnny_Blaze_47
11-07-2010, 01:04 AM
Fuck me! I'm ugly and dirty!

If you cleaned up a little, I'm sure you could find a nice girl to give you a HJ, at least.