Houston Rockets: We so bad, only team in NBA without a win thread

[noob cake]

0-5 by the end of tomorrow night. We need to rest the team against the Spurs and prepare against the Wolves.

No point in playing tomorrow night; forfeit early and have a team practice instead.

[RoddyBukkake]

same amount of wins as In-N-Out burgers

[phyzik]

I will probably avoid this part of the forum for a few days if the Spurs give Houston their first win of the season.

[AussieFanKurt]

I will probably avoid this part of the forum for a few days if the Spurs give Houston their first win of the season.

Likewise

[Venti Quattro]

You're so bad, so why does that deserve a thread

[GuerillaBlack]

You're so bad, so why does that deserve a thread

Because when the Rockets start owning this year, this thread and others like it will be funny to look at.

[Kai]

feels bad man

[Hooks]

Rockets are gonna win today, Brooks is gonna go off for 30+, Martin is gonna hit just about every shot he takes, and the Spurs will have a shit load of turnovers as well as shooting less than 40% from the field.

[DPG21920]

Nice reverse jinx attempt.

Rockets will bounce back. They have the team to do so.

[ezau]

Rockets are hungry for a win. The Spurs will have a tough time disposing them tomorrow. However, I still believe we can get a W at their expense.

[noob cake]

Because when the Rockets start owning this year, this thread and others like it will be funny to look at.

If we start owning later in the season (0.1% chance), you can make fun of me every day for the next year if you want.

[noob cake]

Nice reverse jinx attempt.

Rockets will bounce back. They have the team to do so.

Not trying to reverse jinx bro; most likely, we are too bad to even beat the Wolves

[ChumpDumper]

I can almost guarantee a Rockets win.

[Iceman101]

Battier needs to retire, Brooks/Martin is not working and will not work starting off the game. Hill needs more playing time, Yao either needs to play more than 24 minutes, or sit for the fucking game. It's hurting the team badly. And they over rotate too much.

[21_Blessings]

Shoulda kept Ariza.

[Iceman101]

Shoulda kept Ariza.

lol and we would suck even more. Lee is not really a falloff, Adelman doesn't know how to use him. And what good would Ariza be if Yao isn't playing all the time? Plus to be effective, Ariza needs a playmaking guard, PG if you will, and Brooks is not that

[Pelicans78]

Time to start Buddinger.

[Iceman101]

Time to start Buddinger.

Exactly

[pauls931]

Don't feel too bad. Pho isn't far behind you.

[Giuseppe]

I can almost guarantee a Rockets win.

Hope, hope.

[LakaFan]

Should've kept Trevor. He was Laker therefore his presence equals wins.

[noob cake]

Should've kept Trevor. He was Laker therefore his presence equals wins.

....Pau Gasol and Chris Paul, ever heard of them?

[21_Blessings]

Should've kept Trevor. He was Laker therefore his presence equals wins.

Championship pedigree.

[Indazone]

We suck! I'm guaranteeing a Spurs curbstomping.

[024]

wow only five games into the season everyone has a win but the rockets? they are having a 2009-2010 spurs size implosion.

[Giuseppe]

It'd be so f'in sweet if the Spurs stepped out the door this evening.

Go Rockets!

[Koolaid_Man]

0-5 by the end of tomorrow night. We need to rest the team against the Spurs and prepare against the Wolves.

No point in playing tomorrow night; forfeit early and have a team practice instead.


I agree...mail this shit in....but please Sasha 4 Shane...we need another white sounding black dude in LA...

[Basketballgirl25]

I feel bad for Lee, haha first last season he is on a team that loses 18 games to start a season and now this, hopefully for him they win soon at least he might be able to tell the other guys how to handle it all

[Hooks]

Rockets are gonna win today, Brooks is gonna go off for 30+, Martin is gonna hit just about every shot he takes, and the Spurs will have a shit load of turnovers as well as shooting less than 40% from the field.


:king

[Venti Quattro]

lol can't stop anyone

[Hooks]

lol can't stop anyone


The Rockets are gonna come back and win this shit.

[Venti Quattro]

The Rockets are gonna come back and win this shit.

lol jinxing the other team

lol having no faith in your team

[Venti Quattro]

The Rockets are gonna come back and win this shit.

Shit it's working. :rollin

[Hooks]

Yeaaaaaaaaaa Boy!

Fucken Scola getting away with like 3 straight fouls at the end

[Giuseppe]

There is not a larger pile of shit in the NBA than Courtney Lee.

He takes the f'in cake. The f'in hump.

[BlairForceDejuan]

Welcome to Texas, Rockets fan!

[TinTin]

What a great defensive game!

[Giuseppe]

Ya cocksuckers, you.

[rayray2k8]

I'll say this. The Rockets are the best 0-5 team of all time. They'll get it going soon so don't worry H-town.

[Gutter92]

I agree...mail this shit in....but please Sasha 4 Shane...we need another white sounding black dude in LA...


:lol

you should hear Kobe's voice when he's not trying to sound like Jordan...

[Giuseppe]

I'll say this. The Rockets are the best 0-5 team of all time. They'll get it going soon so don't worry H-town.

They suck donkey dick.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'll say this. The Rockets are the best 0-5 team of all time. They'll get it going soon so don't worry H-town.

you wouldn't happen to coach the Cowboys, right?....

[midnightpulp]

There is not a larger pile of shit in the NBA than Courtney Lee.

He takes the f'in cake. The f'in hump.

When Lee moseyed up to the line, you had yer future of checkin' assholes into the wee mornin' all planned out. Then Lee screwed the pooch;:::::POOF...

Just like that.

[Venti Quattro]

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

[Giuseppe]

When Lee moseyed up to the line, you had yer future of checkin' assholes into the wee mornin' all planned out. Then Lee screwed the pooch;:::::POOF...

Just like that.

Fuck me. I knew as soon as he missed the first the second had no chance. He was just happy to get back to the bench. The fuck.

[rayray2k8]

you wouldn't happen to coach the Cowboys, right?....

:lmao

I'm not a Cowboys fan, by the way.. :lol
But the rockets just need to win 5 in a row and they're at .500.... So it's not time to panic for Houston..
They got too much talent for them to stay this bad..

[midnightpulp]

Fuck me. I knew as soon as he missed the first the second had no chance. He was just happy to get back to the bench. The fuck.

No worries. The house will be squared tomorrow when the Lakers whip Portland like a farm mule, and T-Long's asshole will be wide, lubricated, and ripe for checkin'.

[Giuseppe]

It'll be solace, Midget, but, tonite woulda been sweet. I was ready for it, then idiot boy missed the first free throw and I f'in knew it. And so did he. That weak shit.

[Indazone]

Bottom line, Rockets wouldn't be 0-5 right now if we hadn't traded Ariza and Landry away.

[Findog]

Rockets aren't this bad, but they don't seem to have an identity right now.

[Dex]

Chasin' New Jersey.

[Giuseppe]

Bottom line, Rockets wouldn't be 0-5 right now if we hadn't traded Ariza and Landry away.

Good point. Especially Landry.

Ariza just needed some time to recover from the shock of getting run out of California.

[sefant77]

Bottom line, Rockets wouldn't be 0-5 right now if we hadn't traded Ariza and Landry away.

But....but it was Morey!!!!!11111111

I thought the Rockets just do awesome trades because their GM is god

[Indazone]

Landry was critical. Our highest efficiency player. He had heart and he would go after loose balls and stand in the lane and take a shot in the face on a charge. He just did whatever you asked of him and that dude just plain scored. We can do without Ariza but not Landry. I think we could have developed Landry into playing the SF position especially if he developed a three point shot. Landry is way more important than having Kevin Martin. And yeah I was pissed off when we traded him.

[GuerillaBlack]

But....but it was Morey!!!!!11111111

I thought the Rockets just do awesome trades because their GM is god

It's not like all of the fans agree with Indazone there. I like the Landry trade, as it balanced out the scoring and Lee will be better for this team in the longrun than pouting Trevor Ariza. If we want Landry, the Rockets can get him in the offseason. He has already said he wants to be back in Houston.

[Indazone]

I do want him back but he does take minutes away from Scola unless he can learn to play more SF.

[GuerillaBlack]

Landry would not make a good SF. He's going to be an undersized PF his entire NBA career.

[La Mont]

Landry was critical. Our highest efficiency player. He had heart and he would go after loose balls and stand in the lane and take a shot in the face on a charge. He just did whatever you asked of him and that dude just plain scored. We can do without Ariza but not Landry. I think we could have developed Landry into playing the SF position especially if he developed a three point shot. Landry is way more important than having Kevin Martin. And yeah I was pissed off when we traded him.

rick adelman fledged martin into a semi-allstar during his tenure with kings, so it's understandable the young skeleton reveres adelman so much and wants to play for his mentor. rick was just trying to transform his team into Houston Kings and his work is about half done. it wasn't anything bad to trade away landry when you have sufficient talents at this position (scola, Hayes etc...) but it was obviously not the best deal we could have got.

nepotism

[21_Blessings]

It's not like all of the fans agree with Indazone there. I like the Landry trade, as it balanced out the scoring and Lee will be better for this team in the longrun than pouting Trevor Ariza. If we want Landry, the Rockets can get him in the offseason. He has already said he wants to be back in Houston.

Trevor was your best defender. :lol

Courtney Lee is rubbish. Longterm? If anything they'll just let him expire because he's worthless.

[Giuseppe]

..........yep, this Lee kid has parlayed a missed layup in the Finals into an NBA career. Only in America.

[noob cake]

So do you guys think we should draft a new SF (Barnes) or PG (Irving)?

[21_Blessings]

So do you guys think we should draft a new SF (Barnes) or PG (Irving)?

Only question, will they be using New York's pick or their own? :lol

Jordan Hill :lmao

[Iceman101]

Only question, will they be using New York's pick or their own? :lol

Jordan Hill :lmao

Either way they will have the higher pick than the Knicks