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The Refrigerator
11-06-2010, 04:20 AM
What now MiamiHeat? You thought you could just go out and sign some overrated players to get on the Lakers level? :lol It's not gonna be that easy faggot. In the NBA you need something called "big men" to compete for titles. Your so called "superstar" big man is averaging 13 and 5 rebounds? :lmao You can't even handle Emeka Okafor how are you gonna handle Gasol/Odom/Bynum??? You better get that booty hole ready son because the Champs front line is gonna TEAR THAT ASS UP! And we aint using no lube either. We might as well just start calling Chris Bosh "Kate".

The Refrigerator
11-06-2010, 04:21 AM
And lol@ the so called King LEADING the NBA in turnovers :king

LkrFan
11-06-2010, 04:43 AM
Great thread son. Way to call out those front running Hype fans. :toast

21_Blessings
11-06-2010, 05:10 AM
Hey John Hollinger -- the MiamiHeat, thoughts?





3. Can they be the best defensive team of all time?

Of all the items on this list, this one appears to be the most realistic for Miami to achieve. Since the league began tracking turnovers in 1973-74, the top defensive efficiency mark relative to the league belongs to the 2003-04 San Antonio Spurs. That squad posted a 92.3 defensive efficiency mark in a league in which the average was 100.8, making them 8.5 points better than the norm.

(Irony alert: That Spurs team did not win the championship, although four other Spurs teams did. In fact, of the top four all-time defenses, the only one to win it all was the 2007-08 Celtics. On the other hand, that still gives the defenses one more championship than the top four offenses.)

Thus far, the 2010-11 Heat are blowing that mark out of the water. Miami's league-leading 87.9 defensive efficiency is a whopping 14.8 points better than the current league average of 102.7. While we can expect this to even out for a number of reasons -- I doubt, for instance, that their opponents will continue to shoot just 44.0 percent on 2-pointers or brick quite so many free throws -- the Heat have considerable breathing room relative to the record and appear to have committed to dominating at the defensive end of the floor.

Rummpd
11-06-2010, 05:19 AM
Overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrated

Zelophehad
11-06-2010, 06:36 AM
Premature ejaculation thread.

MavDynasty
11-06-2010, 07:07 AM
:cry he turns it over so much because he doesn't know the offense and its a new team :cry

JJ Hickson
11-06-2010, 07:11 AM
:crybut it's teh coaches fault:cry

ElNono
11-06-2010, 08:47 AM
:cry He's sharing the ball with the children :cry

Venti Quattro
11-06-2010, 08:49 AM
It's Spo's fault. Bring on Pat Riley to coach. Deport Spo to the Philippines and just let him plow rice fields! :cry

LakaFan
11-06-2010, 09:19 AM
Yeah I just joined too. What now?

jeebus
11-06-2010, 09:39 AM
it's delonte's fault for not being a better father :cry