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mabrignani
11-09-2010, 03:55 PM
anybody know of a way to pass a piss test for marijuana?
baseline bum
11-09-2010, 03:59 PM
Don't smoke?
DeadlyDynasty
11-09-2010, 04:01 PM
anybody know of a way to pass a piss test for marijuana?

Go to any GNC and ask for detox/cleansing supplement...you can even say you are applying for a job (trust me, they've heard it a million times and they know exactly what you're looking for). It's usually in a locked up display case. Costs between $25-50 depending on what pills/liquid you get. Most of the supplements work within 2 hours. Make sure you drink a lot of water till then
2Blonde
11-09-2010, 05:12 PM
Don't smoke?


:tu
DisAsTerBot
11-09-2010, 05:29 PM
Go to any GNC and ask for detox/cleansing supplement...you can even say you are applying for a job (trust me, they've heard it a million times and they know exactly what you're looking for). It's usually in a locked up display case. Costs between $25-50 depending on what pills/liquid you get. Most of the supplements work within 2 hours. Make sure you drink a lot of water till then

:tu
stretch
11-09-2010, 05:29 PM
give them a cup of spit
MannyIsGod
11-09-2010, 05:34 PM
LOL Italy and weed.
PakiDan
11-09-2010, 06:14 PM
Study
Spursfan092120
11-09-2010, 07:21 PM
Don't smoke?
Heath Ledger
11-09-2010, 07:27 PM
Niacin Tablets,
Drink lots of water and pee.
Trust me this worked when I was in the military.
Jose Canseco
11-09-2010, 07:43 PM
oil change
ALVAREZ6
11-09-2010, 07:44 PM
Try really hard when you're taking the test..that is, put a lot of effort when taking the piss and maybe you can find it in you to filter the THC out of your piss.
Columbo
11-09-2010, 08:31 PM
i once had an informant that worked at a kid's daycare. i smoked a bit of velvet bud w/ a call girl in atlantic city and needed a clean test a week later, so i called up the young lady and had her get me a few personal samples from the kids. i tucked it into my coat at the clinic and voila! worked like charm.
jeebus
11-09-2010, 08:56 PM
Don't smoke?
La Mont
11-09-2010, 09:19 PM
drink as much water as you can before taking the test, it'll dilute the weed density in your blood so as to raise the chance of passing the test.
tlongII
11-09-2010, 09:20 PM
Go to any GNC and ask for detox/cleansing supplement...you can even say you are applying for a job (trust me, they've heard it a million times and they know exactly what you're looking for). It's usually in a locked up display case. Costs between $25-50 depending on what pills/liquid you get. Most of the supplements work within 2 hours. Make sure you drink a lot of water till then

My understanding is that this won't work with most UA's now.
ALVAREZ6
11-09-2010, 09:48 PM
My understanding is that this won't work with most UA's now.

Yeah as long as it's not a complete piece of shit of a test, I'm pretty sure they can detect crap like that. I've heard of people failing after taking them.
DeadlyDynasty
11-09-2010, 11:52 PM
My understanding is that this won't work with most UA's now.


Yeah as long as it's not a complete piece of shit of a test, I'm pretty sure they can detect crap like that. I've heard of people failing after taking them.

Nope. I'm 12 for 12 last I counted (last one being 3 months ago). They're simple UA tests done by Qwest or LabCorp, not high tech stuff, fellas. If you have a job that takes a hair sample though, you are in trouble.
DeadlyDynasty
11-09-2010, 11:53 PM
and you should know this tlong...Oregon smokes more pot than every other state combined:lol
tlongII
11-10-2010, 12:37 AM
and you should know this tlong...Oregon smokes more pot than every other state combined:lol

Oh I know how much pot people around here smoke. I used to indulge myself actually. I haven't done it for several years though as it just makes me sleepy.
ALVAREZ6
11-10-2010, 01:21 AM
Oh I know how much pot people around here smoke. I used to indulge myself actually. I haven't done it for several years though as it just makes me sleepy.

I view that last part as a great benefit to me personally. I'm the worst at falling asleep, and staying asleep. I literally blow at it.
A.Alan
11-10-2010, 01:38 AM
stay in hang over till death . . . :D
PuttPutt
11-10-2010, 01:52 AM
Back in the day I bought Zydot ultimate blend from Planet K. It worked for me. I don't even know if that stuff is still around.
Leetonidas
11-10-2010, 11:08 AM
You can go to the Party, Gift, and Dollar store on Marbach and buy real piss in a box for just such an occasion.
JoeChalupa
11-11-2010, 08:12 AM
You can go to the Party, Gift, and Dollar store on Marbach and buy real piss in a box for just such an occasion.

Yup, my nephew used synthetic urine and passed.
ChuckD
11-11-2010, 08:24 AM
The only time I was ever tested in the civilian world, they took the temperature of the stuff, so donated or synthetic would never have worked.

Whatever you do, do NOT give them your first piss of the day. It's the "dirtiest" from a testing perspective.
JoeChalupa
11-11-2010, 08:32 AM
The only time I was ever tested in the civilian world, they took the temperature of the stuff, so donated or synthetic would never have worked.

Whatever you do, do NOT give them your first piss of the day. It's the "dirtiest" from a testing perspective.

They ALWAYS check the temp and if you put the sample under your arm or strap it to your sack it will be the right temp. I've even used a clean donated sample and have no problems with the temp. I did it dozens of time when I was the military and have done it successfully more than a few times in the civilian world.
J.T.
11-11-2010, 09:23 AM
crofl 2blonde quoting the don't smoke post

not surprising coming from the lady who LOJACK'd her daughters car