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FkLA
11-09-2010, 11:43 PM
???

Hooks
11-09-2010, 11:48 PM
Well we do have The GOLDEN God on our team, so it's quite possible that he too is a god.

buttsR4rebounding
11-09-2010, 11:52 PM
Good, definitely. Great, probably. God, no.

kaji157
11-09-2010, 11:54 PM
Nope, God is too old, even for teh Spurs.

jestersmash
11-09-2010, 11:55 PM
He's better than God, he's Manu Ginobili

Dex
11-09-2010, 11:59 PM
No...

KFU-wXsRhic

Amarelooms
11-10-2010, 12:01 AM
he's probably Jesus....

:elephant

DPG21920
11-10-2010, 12:13 AM
No. He believes in himself.

DaDakota
11-10-2010, 12:19 AM
A few years ago, I suggested on a Rockets board that we should trade a healthy Tmac for Manu...

I got killed for it.....at the end of the day......I think everyone has come around.

Manu is special, you guys are lucky you have him......he is my favorite player in the league not a Rocket.

DD

Spurminator
11-10-2010, 12:23 AM
According to some Biblical translations, probably...

Nathan89
11-10-2010, 12:25 AM
A few years ago, I suggested on a Rockets board that we should trade a healthy Tmac for Manu...

I got killed for it.....at the end of the day......I think everyone has come around.

Manu is special, you guys are lucky you have him......he is my favorite player in the league not a Rocket.

DD

It's hard to not like ginobili. For a non-superstar he gets a lot of love, Van Gundy and C.Barkley are the most notable.

jestersmash
11-10-2010, 12:31 AM
Where's that .gif of Ginobili literally sacrificing his body by diving out of bounds to save the ball to George Hill, who ends up assisting R.J. for the game winner?

That one .gif embodies the essence of the type of player Manu Ginobili is.

Here's the video but I like the slowed down version of the .gif better

tuQZTjA3BWI

ALVAREZ6
11-10-2010, 01:09 AM
There are few players ever to play that care about winning more than Manu. He is the white Kobe Bryant.

ALVAREZ6
11-10-2010, 01:14 AM
There are few players ever to play that care about winning more than Manu. He is the white Kobe Bryant.

CEvkrae8vZ8

0XSkOPp6TpA

LOL, ironically that 2nd video was Kobe's reaction after Manu flossing his way up the court with little time left and nailing a very long 3-point buzzer beater.

Spur|n|Austin
11-10-2010, 01:22 AM
No...

KFU-wXsRhic

spurs10
11-10-2010, 01:45 AM
Uhhh.....yes, probably...except that he believes in himself..

G-Dawgg
11-10-2010, 01:56 AM
Disappointing to see him act like that to a towel boy...I always saw the Spurs as "class acts"...I guess not....

Jason R
11-10-2010, 01:57 AM
Since God doesn't exist, Ginobili can't be him.

Jason R
11-10-2010, 01:59 AM
Disappointing to see him act like that to a towel boy...I always saw the Spurs as "class acts"...I guess not....

Yeah because human beings never have moments of failure in which they don't live up to the expectations of others and, more importantly, themselves.

jestersmash
11-10-2010, 02:00 AM
Since God doesn't exist, Ginobili can't be him.

I was going to say this but I wasn't in the mood to ruffle any theist feathers tonight, especially on a basketball forum.

jestersmash
11-10-2010, 02:01 AM
By the way, good to see you here on spurstalk. I distinctly remember you from spursreport many years ago.

They went through some change and my account was never given permission to actually post ever again, so I moved here and never looked back.

DJB
11-10-2010, 02:13 AM
Disappointing to see him act like that to a towel boy...I always saw the Spurs as "class acts"...I guess not....

Douche.

Man In Black
11-10-2010, 02:22 AM
No, But he's the next in line for the title below:




2Ym2Jma04qo

http://www.themostinterestingmanintheworld.net/tag/dos-equis-commercial/

lilvic922
11-10-2010, 06:16 AM
manu is a religion

Janko
11-10-2010, 06:38 AM
manu is my god

DrSteffo
11-10-2010, 07:08 AM
What about the other Argentinian God, Maradona? Maybe there will be a fight between the Gods leading to chaos and destruction of our modern world?

Obstructed_View
11-10-2010, 07:45 AM
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/GeneralPurpose/Spurstalk/impetusetimperium.jpg

lefty
11-10-2010, 10:12 AM
Church of Manu motherfuckers

DBMethos
11-10-2010, 10:48 AM
I used to post on RealGM a little bit before coming here, and I go back every now and then to see how stupid things have gotten. Saw this one today:


I respect Ginobili and all; he's clutch and is an 3 time NBA champion, but as of right now he's not as good as Monta Ellis.

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1065331&start=45#p25503553

:rollin

Slomo
11-10-2010, 12:32 PM
Nope. It's this guy (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=76)

ElNono
11-10-2010, 12:57 PM
Where's that .gif of Ginobili literally sacrificing his body by diving out of bounds to save the ball to George Hill, who ends up assisting R.J. for the game winner?

That one .gif embodies the essence of the type of player Manu Ginobili is.

Here's the video but I like the slowed down version of the .gif better

tuQZTjA3BWI


My sig

ohmwrecker
11-10-2010, 01:09 PM
No. He believes in himself.

I see what you did there. Full circle.

spursfan09
11-10-2010, 01:10 PM
But sometimes he has to play on Sundays

ohmwrecker
11-10-2010, 01:17 PM
Manu is not God, but as good a reason as any for the existence thereof . . . If you are so inclined to look for those kind of things.

Like big breasted skinny girls.

romain.star
11-10-2010, 01:22 PM
God > Maradona > Ginobili > Keith Richards

easy7
11-10-2010, 01:46 PM
Manu is just a bad bad mofo...

Man In Black
11-10-2010, 03:12 PM
Manu is not God, but as good a reason as any for the existence thereof . . . If you are so inclined to look for those kind of things.

Like big breasted skinny girls.

They're out there. I know this one in particular, 32DDD and thin. She's awesome.

Obstructed_View
11-10-2010, 03:34 PM
Nope. It's this guy (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=76)

Orly?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=786

Matches Malone
11-10-2010, 04:09 PM
They're out there. I know this one in particular, 32DDD and thin. She's awesome.

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll293/CH_HarvestMoon/Humor/thisthread_is_worthless_without_pic.gif

ALVAREZ6
11-10-2010, 04:19 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll293/CH_HarvestMoon/Humor/thisthread_is_worthless_without_pic.gif

I know a few of them actually....very skinny girls, very large great natural breasts.

Slomo
11-10-2010, 04:27 PM
Orly?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=786


That completely destroys the whole Monotheistic theory

Cessation
11-10-2010, 04:28 PM
Manu is god

MmP
11-10-2010, 05:22 PM
that's gonna be my sig

Solid D
11-10-2010, 06:26 PM
No and I'm sure everyone will come to know the Almighty eventually.

superbigtime
11-10-2010, 06:40 PM
God doesn't turn it over as much.

DAF86
11-10-2010, 07:16 PM
God doesn't turn it over as much.

Manu works in mysterious ways.

superbigtime
11-10-2010, 07:20 PM
Manu works in mysterious ways.


Haha, that's for sure! Manu may be more tenacious than God.

MannyIsGod
11-10-2010, 07:22 PM
Uh, no.

DPG21920
11-10-2010, 07:34 PM
Manny?

BaFO0TUp1Jw

MannyIsGod
11-10-2010, 07:43 PM
Well played sir.

Kool Bob Love
11-10-2010, 07:51 PM
that's gonna be my sig

Damn do was on POINT.:toast

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KFU-wXsRhic/0.jpg

HE'S MANU GINOBILI....

Kool Bob Love
11-10-2010, 07:52 PM
Can't edit...meant to say *dude*.:wakeup

manu the best
11-10-2010, 07:57 PM
.. :worthy: GINOBILI ..

Janko
11-14-2010, 09:47 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/praise.gif

cutewizard
11-14-2010, 11:33 PM
My favorite players all time are:

Manu Ginobili

Ramon Fernandez of the Philippines!

Bill Russell (mystical cager)

Arvydas Sabonis (a center who can hit the three)

Len Bias (better than Jordan)

cutewizard
11-14-2010, 11:41 PM
It's hard to not like ginobili. For a non-superstar he gets a lot of love, Van Gundy and C.Barkley are the most notable.



He is not a superstar?

Cmon he is!

He is the smartest basketball player on earth!

jestersmash
11-14-2010, 11:49 PM
My favorite players all time are:

Manu Ginobili

Ramon Fernandez of the Philippines!

Bill Russell (mystical cager)

Arvydas Sabonis (a center who can hit the three)

Len Bias (better than Jordan)

All offense - you're an idiot. I have no problem saying that to people who spew patently absurd opinions.

wildbill2u
11-15-2010, 09:32 AM
???

This is blasphemous! God is a Diety....who worships at Manu's feet.

FkLA
12-15-2010, 11:07 PM
<3

TE
12-15-2010, 11:39 PM
:worthy:

cutewizard
12-16-2010, 05:55 AM
manu is my god




Manu rules forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Go Spurs go!

Russ
12-16-2010, 06:33 AM
No, god just thinks he's Ginobili.

Or, as they used to say in Boston, Jesus saves! (But Esposito scores on the rebound.)

WalterBenitez
12-16-2010, 08:07 PM
MANU is god~

RuffnReadyOzStyle
12-16-2010, 09:32 PM
???

I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he is superhuman, or maybe a cyborg, alien or deity of some description. ;)

DMC
12-16-2010, 09:56 PM
My favorite players all time are:

Manu Ginobili

Ramon Fernandez of the Philippines!

Bill Russell (mystical cager)

Arvydas Sabonis (a center who can hit the three)

Len Bias (better than Jordan)

That last one, do you mean "deader than Jordan"?

FkLA
03-07-2012, 10:47 PM
God has returned.

:flag:

DAF86
03-07-2012, 10:50 PM
God > Maradona > Ginobili > Keith Richards

Three of those are Argentinian.

Brazil
03-07-2012, 10:51 PM
He is not a superstar?

Cmon he is!

He is the smartest basketball player on earth!

so cute...

ElNono
03-07-2012, 11:11 PM
Three of those are Argentinian.

:lol

Capt Bringdown
03-07-2012, 11:14 PM
Tonight we saw Manu against a team that doesn't play defense.
Put some physical D on Manu and he folds like a cheap suit.

TampaDude
03-07-2012, 11:14 PM
Face it, folks...he's MANU GINOBILI!!!

Spur_Fanatic
03-07-2012, 11:16 PM
Tonight we saw Manu against a team that doesn't play defense.
Put some physical D on Manu and he folds like a cheap suit.

http://wordspy.com/graphics/torch-and-pitchfork.jpg

TampaDude
03-07-2012, 11:17 PM
Tonight we saw Manu against a team that doesn't play defense.
Put some physical D on Manu and he folds like a cheap suit.

Riiiiight...

ElNono
03-07-2012, 11:19 PM
Haters gonna hate, tbh

Libri
03-07-2012, 11:21 PM
I thought Messi was god. :huh

FkLA
03-07-2012, 11:21 PM
Put some physical D on Manu and he folds like a cheap suit.

You mustve mixed up Manu and Tony this past Bulls game. Or in last years playoffs against Memphis.

DAF86
03-07-2012, 11:23 PM
I thought Messi was god. :huh

Have you ever seen Manu and Messi on the same place at the same time?

Capt Bringdown
03-07-2012, 11:25 PM
You mustve mixed up Manu and Tony this past Bulls game. Or in last years playoffs against Memphis.

Physical D is how you beat the Spurs nowadays. None of the big 3 handle it well anymore. Manu worst of all.

SequSpur
03-07-2012, 11:29 PM
manu doesn't play any defense.

FkLA
03-07-2012, 11:29 PM
Physical D is how you beat the Spurs nowadays. None of the big 3 handle it well anymore. Manu worst of all.

Agree with that when it comes to Parker but not Manu tbh. Manu makes loves to physical defense. He dissects them. He played extremely well in last seasons playoffs despite the injury.

Ice009
03-07-2012, 11:35 PM
Physical D is how you beat the Spurs nowadays. None of the big 3 handle it well anymore. Manu worst of all.

So why did Manu outplay both Tim and Tony in last years playoffs with a fractured arm against one of the most physical teams in the league?

Manu outplayed both those guys and it wasn't even close, yet you say he handles it worse? If you're basing it on this season then don't because we don't have a big enough sample size yet.

Libri
03-07-2012, 11:37 PM
Have you ever seen Manu and Messi on the same place at the same time?

I don't think I have.

DAF86
03-07-2012, 11:44 PM
I don't think I have.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8fOMg0JicuQ/Twfzq0bA0zI/AAAAAAAAAkc/VLTnqLnf7Ps/s1600/inglip-meme.jpg

RuffnReadyOzStyle
03-07-2012, 11:56 PM
Pretty sure Manu's an athiest, so if he is God, he's a tricky one. :lol

He is the embodiment of the Universe on a basketball court though, and a lovely chap to boot!

Man In Black
03-08-2012, 01:28 AM
Can't stop the GINSANITY!tm
trademarked by Man In Black

manu the best
03-08-2012, 11:50 AM
Yes!!!!!

Uriel
05-27-2012, 10:31 PM
I think it's a fair question, tbh.

Uriel
05-07-2013, 12:22 AM
???

SanAntonioSpurs23
05-07-2013, 12:28 AM
manu doesn't play any defense.

:lmao

FkLA
05-07-2013, 01:19 AM
He takes. He gives.

:flag:

DAF86
05-07-2013, 01:22 AM
I don't know if he's God but he's definitely one of his favourtie childs. Imagine if he wasn't an atheist :wow

Stabula
05-08-2013, 10:23 PM
No Ginobili is fucking horrible and overpaid

Stabula
06-19-2013, 02:39 AM
He's better than God, he's Manu Ginobili

:lol

Uriel
06-15-2014, 10:28 PM
He's my God.

Hemotivo
06-15-2014, 10:30 PM
yes

Knoxxx
06-15-2014, 10:32 PM
Manu coming back for the drive for 6!

servalli
06-15-2014, 10:36 PM
:worthy:

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
06-15-2014, 10:41 PM
Who's this "God" you speak of? Never heard of that scrub, he ain't got game or balls to beat Manu 1 on 1, fo' sho'

gambit1990
03-05-2016, 10:23 PM
glad to have him back :toast

Diego20
03-05-2016, 10:24 PM
OP is right

gambit1990
04-09-2018, 09:56 PM
He's better than God, he's Manu Ginobili


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viIHgmI3dtY

:worthy:

lefty20
04-09-2018, 09:57 PM
Heh, god should be so lucky...

SpurPadre
04-09-2018, 09:58 PM
Yes, He has come back to judge the living and the dead...and soft-ass, bitch-made quitters like Kawhi, tbh.

tholdren
04-09-2018, 09:59 PM
And god said, let there be playoff

ElNono
04-09-2018, 10:00 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3168534/praying-baby-o.gif

vander
04-09-2018, 10:03 PM
he's got to be taking performance enhancing drugs. Humans can't do these sorts of things at age 40

FkLA
04-09-2018, 10:03 PM
:worthy:

TheDoctor
04-09-2018, 10:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viIHgmI3dtY

:worthy:

Boris after watching this:

http://super583.img6.kr/web/img/product/jsoop/hair/purplej/waterpack/en/171107/08_ani01.gif

FkLA
04-09-2018, 10:06 PM
Boris after watching this:

http://super583.img6.kr/web/img/product/jsoop/hair/purplej/waterpack/en/171107/08_ani01.gif

http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png

The Whopper
04-09-2018, 10:17 PM
Yes, He has come back to judge the living and the dead...and soft-ass, bitch-made quitters like Kawhi, tbh.

Man’s game. This is what it looks like when a grown man plays against millennial vagina boys.

daledondale
04-09-2018, 10:32 PM
Yes, He has come back to judge the living and the dead...and soft-ass, bitch-made quitters like Kawhi, tbh.
:lol

turkish spurs fan
04-09-2018, 10:33 PM
there is no god but allah

ElNono
04-09-2018, 10:46 PM
there is no god but allah

allah is a faggot, tbh...

LongtimeSpursFan
04-09-2018, 10:46 PM
Other than Jordan I have never seen a player with the heart, desire and will to win.

DAF86
04-09-2018, 10:47 PM
allah is a faggot, tbh...

Ala se la come, yisus se la da.

Clipper Nation
04-09-2018, 10:47 PM
:lol And people really think Porker is better than Manu.

Ron Swanson
04-09-2018, 10:50 PM
he's got to be taking performance enhancing drugs. Humans can't do these sorts of things at age 40

As someone over 40, I agree with this.

DAF86
04-09-2018, 10:52 PM
Manu might have been the difference between the Spurs making or missing the playoffs at age 40, tbh.

DAF86
04-09-2018, 10:53 PM
he's got to be taking performance enhancing drugs. Humans can't do these sorts of things at age 40

He should stop being a selfish faggot and share some to Tony, imho.

HarlemHeat37
04-09-2018, 10:55 PM
He should stop being a selfish faggot and share some to Tony, imho.

:lol

Manu is definitely on some shit, though..just like the GOAT Messi..

DAF86
04-09-2018, 10:57 PM
:lol

Manu is definitely on some shit, though..just like the GOAT Messi..

Messi almost got Manu into the all-star game. Maybe they are closer than we think and have some secrets in common.

TheDoctor
04-09-2018, 11:00 PM
Yes, He has come back to judge the living and the dead...and soft-ass, bitch-made quitters like Kawhi, tbh.

:lol

gambit1990
04-10-2018, 01:19 AM
Manu might have been the difference between the Spurs making or missing the playoffs at age 40, tbh.
indeed.

SASdynasty!
04-10-2018, 06:36 AM
:lol And people really think Porker is better than Manu.
You should have said, “And people really think a 6x All-Star FMVP is better than a career bench riding 6th man.”

Pocho La Pantera
04-10-2018, 06:45 AM
Why is it always a Manu vs Tony thread?

spursistan
04-10-2018, 07:08 AM
Yes, He has come back to judge the living and the dead...and soft-ass, bitch-made quitters like Kawhi, tbh.

:lol

Ibleedslvrnblk
04-10-2018, 07:13 AM
Why is it always a Manu vs Tony thread?

No idea. When Many came out last night at the end of the game he sat beside Tony a d both looked so excited to finally have clinched. Manu gave him a I got this shit buddy pat. They both have given so much to this team and needed each other. Both have won and lost the Spurs games. But they are Spurs for life.

Pocho La Pantera
04-10-2018, 07:17 AM
No idea. When Many came out last night at the end of the game he sat beside Tony a d both looked so excited to finally have clinched. Manu gave him a I got this shit buddy pat. They both have given so much to this team and needed each other. Both have won and lost the Spurs games. But they are Spurs for life. more victories than losses tbqh

Canyonero
04-10-2018, 07:18 AM
God wishes he was Manu tbh

daledondale
04-10-2018, 09:02 AM
God wishes he was Manu tbh:lol

Clipper Nation
04-10-2018, 09:17 AM
You should have said, “And people really think a 6x All-Star FMVP is better than a career bench riding 6th man.”
Porker will be remembered for winning popularity contests and padding his stats against Boobie Gibson. Manu will be remembered as the vastly superior player.

FkLA
08-27-2018, 10:58 PM
Long live the great Emmanuel David Ginobili :cry :worthy: