Porno scanners

[JudynTX]

:lol Has anyone been scanned by the porno machines yet?




Pilot unions at two of the nation's largest airlines are advising their members not to submit to body scanners at airport security checkpoints as tension grows over what they see as intrusive or risky checks.

Unions representing pilots at American Airlines and US Airways have advised their more than 14,000 members to avoid the scanners, which peer beneath clothing, and instead get a pat down from Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officers.

That has created additional problems as some pilots have complained that the hand searches, which were altered by TSA starting Nov. 1, are invasive. One US Airways pilot said he felt as though he had been "sexually molested" by the pat down, said Mike Cleary, president of the US Airline Pilots Association.

"Our members are just absolutely outraged," Cleary said.

David Bates, president of American's Allied Pilots Association, said the TSA hand search is "a demeaning experience," but he also is urging his members to avoid the scanners. The unions have told members to ask that the pat downs be done in private.

The unions argue that the machines are "intrusive" and that they could emit dangerous radiation. A recent Food and Drug Administration review found that the radiation level was so low — some machines emit no radiation — that it posed no health threat.

The nation's largest pilot's union, the Air Line Pilots Association, is working with the TSA to find alternative screening methods but has not told members to avoid the scanners, President John Prater said.

The controversy is the latest flare-up in a long battle by pilots to streamline or eliminate the screening they receive. They argue that if they receive background checks, they should be able to enter the airport without undergoing security checks.

The TSA has tested such a program, but it is currently not funded. Prater says he is calling on airline CEOs and the government to pay for it.

Not all security experts support giving pilots or other airline employees special dispensation at security checkpoints.

The TSA issued a statement saying its security measures must consider "our enemy is creative and willing to go to great lengths to evade detection." TSA Administrator John Pistole has been reviewing security policies since taking office recently and is discussing alternatives with pilots, the statement said.

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2010-11-11-scanners11_ST_N.htm

[Nick Manning]

I see nothing wrong with this.

[benefactor]

There was another thread about this a while back. All I remember were scanner pics of a large woman that were...well...troubling.

[JudynTX]

There was another thread about this a while back. All I remember were scanner pics of a large woman that were...well...troubling.

:lol Ooops., you're correct. It was in the political forum. Kori, you can delete this one if you want.

[lefty]

Next time I'm flying, I will take a shitload of L-Arginine beforehand, jsut to see if the stewardess will suck my dick

I mean, in porn movies, when chicks notice a huge dick, it leads to sex

It can happen in real life



Right?

[Frenzy]

Next time I'm flying, I will take a shitload of L-Arginine beforehand, jsut to see if the stewardess will suck my dick

I mean, in porn movies, when chicks notice a huge dick, it leads to sex

It can happen in real life



Right?

You mean it hasn't happen to you yet?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Thread title made me think they were remaking the 80's horror film as adult movie. A film about people with the power to makes heads throb and explode seems a bit of an obvious choice.

[Death In June]

I'm actually at an airport right now. It's not some machine they have off to the side, or alternate option. Theyve replaced the metal detectors with these things. It wasn't until a few seconds after I stood in the machine, that I remembered what it was. There was no consent, no sign, no information given. That's such a gross invasion of privacy and I submitted to it. I feel like shit, not so much that some people saw my penis, but that I willingly walked in there like a fucking tool and encouraged this bullshit. Invasion for the sake of what? I'm not any safer, and I'm not looking to give up my goddamn rights for some convenience or illusion of safety. Fuck you, TSA. Fuck you up your stupid asses.

[tlongII]

Next time I go to the airport I'm going to do a little shimmy dance when I go through this thing!

[Stringer_Bell]

Who really cares if your peepee looks funny or small in a body scanner machine? It's a bunch of dudes running the machine, if they make any comment whatsoever they are the dudes with a problem.

[SpursWoman]

Like I'd really put my 15 year old daughter in one of those things. They'd end up tasing me for sure. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

non issue if you're a male

[ploto]

I would think that most women are desensitized with what they go through at the doctor that a body scanner is nothing. I would rather they look than touch.

[baseline bum]

Take your shoes off. Don't bring liquids. Pose for the TSA pervert. What the fuck next? What's going to happen after some Al Quaida fuck puts explosives up his ass and then lights a fart?

[Fpoonsie]

Take your shoes off. Don't bring liquids. Pose for the TSA pervert. What the fuck next? What's going to happen after some Al Quaida fuck puts explosives up his ass and then lights a fart?

:rollin

Wow.

[Slydragon]

:lol Ooops., you're correct. It was in the political forum. Kori, you can delete this one if you want.

Link?

[PuttPutt]

I chose the pat down back in August in the Buffalo airport. Probably going to have to go through the scanner at SEA-TAC in about a week. Not looking forward to that.

[Das Texan]

I'd still like to know what illegal object started this whole fucking mess to start with.

[JudynTX]

I'm actually at an airport right now. It's not some machine they have off to the side, or alternate option. Theyve replaced the metal detectors with these things. It wasn't until a few seconds after I stood in the machine, that I remembered what it was. There was no consent, no sign, no information given. That's such a gross invasion of privacy and I submitted to it. I feel like shit, not so much that some people saw my penis, but that I willingly walked in there like a fucking tool and encouraged this bullshit. Invasion for the sake of what? I'm not any safer, and I'm not looking to give up my goddamn rights for some convenience or illusion of safety. Fuck you, TSA. Fuck you up your stupid asses.

:lol:lol Right on!


Next time I go to the airport I'm going to do a little shimmy dance when I go through this thing!

I'm going to do the devil horns when I go through! \m/


Like I'd really put my 15 year old daughter in one of those things. They'd end up tasing me for sure. :lol

The alternative is they can do a pat down. They check underneath tits, squeeze the nipples, etc. :wow


Take your shoes off. Don't bring liquids. Pose for the TSA pervert. What the fuck next? What's going to happen after some Al Quaida fuck puts explosives up his ass and then lights a fart?

:lmao Stop giving them ideas.


I'd still like to know what illegal object started this whole fucking mess to start with.

Me too. What started this paranoia?

[JudynTX]

Link?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=164986&highlight=body+scanners

[PuttPutt]

:lol:lol Right on!



I'm going to do the devil horns when I go through! \m/



The alternative is they can do a pat down. They check underneath tits, squeeze the nipples, etc. :wow



:lmao Stop giving them ideas.



Me too. What started this paranoia?

I think it was the attempted "underwear bomber"

[thispego]

also there was that airport employee who got pissed off at and beat the shit out of a coworker that laughed at him and made fun of his little peepee when he walked through one of those things

[Drachen]

I think it was the attempted "underwear bomber"

Problem is, it won't detect the explosives that he used. What's the point? Honestly, I really don't care for myself, but for my daughter, step-daughter, and wife I don't like this.

[hater]

too many other more important things to worry about in life

[phyzik]

Problem is, it won't detect the explosives that he used. What's the point? Honestly, I really don't care for myself, but for my daughter, step-daughter, and wife I don't like this.

It's either the porno picture booth or a pretty hardcore patdown/molestation..... They leave nothing untouched.

[tlongII]

I don't mind. Since I have a very large Johnson it may score me some dates! :smokin

[tlongII]

In fact I might hang out in it and hold up the line!

[tlongII]

Kind of like a Chippendale's Dancer thing...

http://s.sfwgifs.com/img/upld/chris-farley.gif

[mrsmaalox]

The alternative is they can do a pat down. They check underneath tits, squeeze the nipples, etc. :wow

What the hell? Where does it say that?? :lol

What's the age limit? They are doing this stuff to little kids too?

[Soul_Patch]

I had to stand in one going to Phoenix back in June...don't really see what the big deal is.


Oh know they may see the outline of tits under your shirt! or the shape of a dick and balls! or your giant labia!

The person that sees it may secretly be laughing in the back of the airport and i would never know!!! how embarrassing!!


Just assume they are impressed and go about your business, who cares.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Went through one in July.

Didn't mind or care.

But what about the children?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

And I've also had the hands-on pat down when the machine wasn't in use.

Dude was rough, but I also didn't mind or care.

I just want to get on the plane.

[Das Texan]

Can't wait til they drive a car with explosives into a building many times over at the same time to blow something up.


I can only imagine what happens then.

[mojorizen7]

:ttiwwp:

[Nbadan]

really? really??

2TCHSGvNwRY

[JudynTX]

really? really??

2TCHSGvNwRY

The TSA official said "try to make it like a game". WTF???????????? GTFO with that nonsense.

That little girl was traumatized. :(

[ploto]

I saw no child being accosted. I see a parent holding a 3 year old who is having a tantrum. The reporter clearly stated that the kid set off the metal detector not once, but TWICE. They have to pat her down.

[SourCandy]

Kids aren't capable of holding something dangerous?

[SpursWoman]

I saw no child being accosted. I see a parent holding a 3 year old who is having a tantrum. The reporter clearly stated that the kid set off the metal detector not once, but TWICE. They have to pat her down.

:tu

That little girl wasn't having anything more than a monster-sized temper tantrum. The security lady wasn't doing anything inappropriate or harmful to her ... just trying to get through it as quickly as she could. Her dad even admitted that she had been tired and cranky and had to give up her toy to put through the scanner. That's what happens.

[boutons_deux]

How many 3-year old Euro-American bombers have been stopped?

America has gone totally fucking insane, eg posters here, even some mothers:

blaming a 3-year girl for being a 3-year girl while defending of authoritarian, chickenshit, robotic state.

TSA will be demanding body cavity searches of kids next.

[polandprzem]

in china they would not have that problem of searching a kid.

[The Reckoning]

why are tsa people so ugly?