Curtis Got Slapped!

[Soul_Patch]

A racist, absolutely insane lady's son got slapped at school by a teacher and she wrote a 40 page manifesto in response to it.

I found it entertaining and figured some of you would, too. I just about died laughing at the copyright symbol after his name.

The list of demands is comedy gold as well.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3364241

[Obstructed_View]

:lmao

That's amazing.

The "404 error" was my favorite part.

[Soul_Patch]

woops, thx. Fixed.

[Dex]

That lady needs to be slapped herself.

[mrsmaalox]

A bill for $50,000 payable within 10 days? For every "infraction"? :lmao

[Cyrano]

Jeeeeeez......you slap ONE whiny little bitch and all HELL breaks loose!

Signed,

George S. Patton

http://www.1776baseball.com/images/general-george-s-patton.jpg

[Soul_Patch]

I especially like the 3.X level of demands....lol...

[Oh, Gee!!]

as a brown man, I laughed. but only as a brown man.

[Stringer_Bell]

"I invite you to Kiss my ENTIRE black ass."

Here's a good synopsis of the letter for those that fear getting a headache trying to read all 40 pages: http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/2010/11/curtis_got_slapped_mom_is_a_ja.php

It's never right to hit a child, but that bitch be tripping.

[Summers]

Good Lord, it wouldn't taken so much less time and energy (and probably have been much more satisfying) to just go to the school and punch the teacher. Also, calling her son (Curtis Bowen (c) :lol) "intellectual property" was a nice touch.

[CubanMustGo]

So she's calling her son 'property.' Seems I remember some Southerners who used to do the same thing. What a dope.

[Oh, Gee!!]

she sees things in black and white. must be a republican.

[spurs_2108]

I love all of the demands!!