Culburn vs. Giuseppe..

[HarlemHeat37]

Which one has had the better career on SpursTalk?..

[TheMACHINE]

How bout HarlemHeat vs ChrisRichards vs MiamiHeat?

[The Batman]

Thunder Dan vs Ace

[kamikazi_player]

Kori should bold his name in purple so he can blend in with other Laker fans.

[hitmanyr2k]

Who the fuck would want a "career" on a forum?

[Giuseppe]

I'm like a rabies survivor.

[redzero]

He posts the exact same things, just under a different username.

[anonoftheinternets]

somehow i think he was so much better as culburn, i think for a short while he was the dominant poster and everyone was emulating his mannerisms from tee,hee to imcontrollinao! etc etc... now hes just a harmless afterthought. And pretty much relegated to saying skunked after every spur fan post. But still definitely one of the more entertaining posters on spurstalk.

[Giuseppe]

She has my plums in a jewelry box on her make up table. I'm hoping soon that Duncan's plums will join mine as Kor I. will grant reinstatment to our lost youngster.

[kamikazi_player]

Hey, what happened? Whenever there's a thread made about you, you usually do some stupid weird poetry.

[Dunc n Dave]

cue the classic culburn poetry...

[KapitanTutan]

Who the fuck would want a "career" on a forum?

lakaluva

[Giuseppe]

the girl in the mirror

in traces of liner
black in the shadows
in a reflection of light
she sees herself in the stillness
the bickering turned off
soft white, steel blue
the clock softly chimes
her focus finds her image
immaculate

- Giuseppe

[Red Hawk #21]

Gotta be Culburn, he just like came outta nowhere, and it seemed for a short while no one really knew how to handle the guy. He's fallen off a bit lately though, tbh.

[Gutter92]

Who has the better PER?

[Giuseppe]

Gotta be Culburn, he just like came outta nowhere, and it seemed for a short while no one really knew how to handle the guy. He's fallen off a bit lately though, tbh.

Kori emasculated me. I overplayed my hand that one night and she sprang forth & thrashed me. Now I have to watch my p's and my q's. We have a love/hate relationship. I love her. She hates me.

Gosh, she's wonderful.

[j-money24]

Who the fuck would want a "career" on a forum?

+1
Only people like HarlemHeat who has no life.

[kamikazi_player]

lol all we need is cully to bump this thread every 2 days and he'll be back to his old self

[HarlemHeat37]

+1
Only people like HarlemHeat who has no life.

:lol look at this nobody..

[JJ Hickson]

How bout HarlemHeat vs JJ Hickson?


fify

[kamikazi_player]

woah, didn't know HH was JJ Hickson :lol

[BoricuaCJA]

woah, didn't know HH was JJ Hickson :lol
Yeah he told everybody on here on the Midnightpulp trade that was about who's certain trolls are.

[HarlemHeat37]

Does anybody remember when Culby first came back to ST under Giuseppe?..he was so scared of Kori, he actually wrote with an Italian accent:lol:lol:lol..it lasted 2-3 days..

[kamikazi_player]

He also said he was a med student from UCLA :lol

[ezau]

He also said he was a med student from UCLA :lol

:lol:lol

[Giuseppe]

Does anybody remember when Culby first came back to ST under Giuseppe?..he was so scared of Kori, he actually wrote with an Italian accent:lol:lol:lol..it lasted 2-3 days..

& you guys begged me up & down to stop it, cuz it was drivin' ya's nuts.

[cesare borgia]

Culburn was vicious! Spurs and Mave fans was beggin for him to be ban.

[Giuseppe]

Yep, they were writin' Kori night & day trying to get me ousted. I'll give her credit though, she never bought it.

[Fpoonsie]

Hated the incognito Italian stint he tried to keep up, even for the the mere short time it lasted.

Otherwise, Cubby's one a' my ST favorites...regardless of whether or not I can makes sense of all his posts.

[Giuseppe]

Hated the incognito Italian stint he tried to keep up, even for the the mere short time it lasted.

Otherwise, Cubby's one a' my ST favorites...regardless of whether or not I can makes sense of all his posts.

That quickly became a gd habit, even around the house, even in my head I was thinking that way:::"what a you a want for a breakfast, a Cubby?"

[Fpoonsie]

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

It was like subconsciously I'd been so frightened by Kori that I took to the Daniel Day Lewis school of acting/I actually lived as an Italian xchange student 24/7. I didn't want to slip up and make a mistake. I shaved my legs, my ass, crammed my ass into a used Speedo I bought at the Goodwill and carried a book bag around on my shoulders.

[Dunc n Dave]

It was like subconsciously I'd been so frightened by Kori that I took to the Daniel Day Lewis school of acting/I actually lived as an Italian xchange student 24/7. I didn't want to slip up and make a mistake. I shaved my legs, my ass, crammed my ass into a used Speedo I bought at the Goodwill and carried a book bag around on my shoulders.

:rolleyesI'm sure it was one of the most erotic experiences of your life too, Cubster.

[Giuseppe]

:rolleyesI'm sure it was one of the most erotic experiences of your life too, Cubster.

Tumescence was still not achieved, Dunc.

[Venti Quattro]

he's still a pedo from phoenix. what has changed?

[Giuseppe]

he's still a pedo from phoenix. what has changed?

#16 made it ok.

tee, hee.

[Giuseppe]

Here's an oldie, but, a goodie:::

March 19, 1840 - Bexar Council House, Texas Republic: With cold fury, three government commissioners, several local ranchers, and a squad of Texas Militia gazed at the ravaged countenance of 16-year-old Matilda Lockhart, kidnapped years earlier and brought for ransom to the Bexar Peace Council by Penataka Comanche chief Maguara. Every inch of the girl's body bore bruises, sores, and scars from beatings and repeated burnings; Comanche squaws had seared her nose off all the way to bone remnants protruding from a ghastly hole in the center of her face. Asked by hard-eyed commissioners for 200 additional captives he'd promised to deliver on the council's opening day, Maguara stupidly demanded more blankets and ammunition in ransom, adding, "How do you like that answer?" as he returned to his seat. A heartbeat later, blazing militia guns shredded the entire Penataka delegation, leaving 65 Indians dead on the floor and declaring total war-with no quarter-until Comanche depredations on the Texas frontier ended forever.

[Kori Ellis]

the internet forum

boy writing weird poetry
the light of the screen shimmering in darkness
fingers tap lightly on the keys
the tapping stops for a brief moment
letting his mind drift away to thoughts of passion
suddenly he's startled back to reality
mom calls from the next room
dinner is ready

[DAF86]

In culburn's case, mom is calling from the other side.

[Giuseppe]

the internet forum

boy writing weird poetry
the light of the screen shimmering in darkness
fingers tap lightly on the keys
the tapping stops for a brief moment
letting his mind drift away to thoughts of passion
suddenly he's startled back to reality
mom calls from the next room
dinner is ready

I will cherish it always, Princess.

[LnGrrrR]

You guys suck at poetry. :D

[Giuseppe]

Ln, write a poem for Kori.

[LnGrrrR]

Ha! I can't do much better, but I know good poetry when I see it. But heck, since we're all sharing bad poetry, might as well give it a whirl.



Culburn's hairy arms
Rest patiently on digital threads
Waiting in the half-darkened room
for signs of life

His heartbeat quickens; he senses
a young Spurfly, nervous
frantically hiding himself
beneath silk blankets

And Giuseppe's arms delicately
Tap the guitar strings of webbing
And Giuseppe's mandibles gently
Pierce the warm skin


There ya go Culby :lol I'll let you decide who you want the fly to be.

[Giuseppe]

Good stuff, Ln!

[LnGrrrR]

Eh, it's all about creating vivid sensory images.

As an aside, if you really want a good place to start figuring out if your poetry sucks or not, go to everypoet.org/pffa and go to the amateur section. You'll get a lot of good info. But I wouldn't post anything there... they're the most brutal mods I've ever seen.

Some people post generic "I was a flower, now I'm wilted" garbage, and the mods regularly say things like, "Read 1,000 more poems before you write another" and things of that nature.

[Giuseppe]

Perhaps I'll submit my "Kori in the Deserts" series.

[LnGrrrR]

Perhaps I'll submit my "Kori in the Deserts" series.

If you enjoy your works of art being ripped to shreds callously, feel free! :lol