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Wild Cobra
11-16-2010, 09:45 AM
Oh you benevolent dictator you.
What would you do if you were dictator of the free world?
TheSullyMonster
11-16-2010, 10:12 AM
Establish a staff to do the day-to-day governing and party like a motherfucker.
RandomGuy
11-16-2010, 10:15 AM
dictator of the free world

I would outlaw oxymorons. :lol
TeyshaBlue
11-16-2010, 10:18 AM
Retire.
George Gervin's Afro
11-16-2010, 10:20 AM
commit tea partiers to concentration camps. I would only allow them out if they could pass a simple literacy test.
BlairForceDejuan
11-16-2010, 10:23 AM
You want them to litter? Easy Test. Git'r'dunn









http://www.mysolidrock.com/local/sry/images/2006/hillbilly.jpg
FromWayDowntown
11-16-2010, 11:01 AM
I would outlaw oxymorons. :lol

I was inclined to spend a vast amount of time contemplating how one could be dictator of the free world.
Blake
11-16-2010, 11:04 AM
What would you do if you were dictator of the free world?

gosh, I guess I would play a lot of golf, attend a lot of sporting events and attack a middle eastern country just for having weapons of minimal destruction.

what would you do, WC?
TDMVPDPOY
11-16-2010, 11:29 AM
pussy, get alot of it, and more of it
coyotes_geek
11-16-2010, 11:31 AM
"Kobe, welcome to Guantanemo Bay. Make yourself comfortable."
Spurminator
11-16-2010, 11:32 AM
I would outlaw motion sensor paper towel machines in bathrooms that require you to wait five seconds before it will give you another sheet. That way I don't have to spend 20 seconds trying to get enough paper towels to sufficiently dry my hands.
Blake
11-16-2010, 11:35 AM
I would outlaw motion sensor paper towel machines in bathrooms that require you to wait five seconds before it will give you another sheet. That way I don't have to spend 20 seconds trying to get enough paper towels to sufficiently dry my hands.

I wave at it once before I wash my hands to get a head start
LnGrrrR
11-16-2010, 12:51 PM
What would you do if you were dictator of the free world?

I'd resign.
TeyshaBlue
11-16-2010, 12:54 PM
"Kobe, welcome to Guantanemo Bay. Make yourself comfortable."

:lmao
balli
11-16-2010, 01:37 PM
I'd kill a solid third of Americans. A lot of middle easterners. Add I would destroy Israel. After the cleansing, I'd start with the social engineering so as to prevent humanity from returning to it's pre-cleansed condition. People like crookshanks would suffer unimaginable pain.
baseline bum
11-16-2010, 01:54 PM
Retire.


I'd resign.

Pretty much the only acceptable answer for anyone who values democracy, which helps explain why WC's list was so long.
Duff McCartney
11-16-2010, 02:06 PM
I'd eliminate all guns, trucks, and rednecks. Basically most of the south and Texas.
fyatuk
11-16-2010, 02:16 PM
Create a new religion and have people worship me as messiah, banish anyone who commits violence to Antartica with nothing but a parka and a swiss army knife, then allow the world to elect a leader to do everything, with said leader answerable only to me (kind of like Iran).
TeyshaBlue
11-16-2010, 02:45 PM
Pretty much the only acceptable answer for anyone who values democracy, which helps explain why WC's list was so long.

Technically, I'm way more corrupt than Lngrrrr. Retirement = pension.:lol
baseline bum
11-16-2010, 02:58 PM
I'd eliminate all guns, trucks, and rednecks. Basically most of the south and Texas.

Trucks are cool. You can't drive up a dirt road in the mountains in a Kia.
baseline bum
11-16-2010, 02:58 PM
Technically, I'm way more corrupt than Lngrrrr. Retirement = pension.:lol

:lol
scott
11-16-2010, 04:09 PM
Two chicks at the same time.
Stringer_Bell
11-16-2010, 04:52 PM
I'd resign.

Then you could write a book and work the political convention circuit as a guest speaker, maybe even get your own TV show on cable!

I'd like to see the worst criminals in our system to be put to death within a month of sentencing and I'd see the other guys that don't quite deserve death but contributed to a lot of negativity be put on an island to fend for themselves with the other bad guys.
z0sa
11-16-2010, 05:01 PM
"resign"


but In the name of fun, with no regard to the plausibility or implications of these assertions: I would set term limits on our legislators, I would immediately bring the boys and girls back home, I'd legalize marijuana and cocaine, and I'd annex Mexico as the 51st state.
lefty
11-16-2010, 05:04 PM
Two chicks at the same time.
Just 2?

You are the worst dictator of the free world ever
Duff McCartney
11-16-2010, 05:05 PM
Trucks are cool. You can't drive up a dirt road in the mountains in a Kia.

Why would you want to anyway? Kia or no Kia.
CosmicCowboy
11-16-2010, 05:07 PM
Why would you want to anyway? Kia or no Kia.

Not everyone just sits around like you posting "sensitive" pictures of themselves in the bathroom on youtube.
Duff McCartney
11-16-2010, 05:11 PM
Not everyone just sits around like you posting "sensitive" pictures of themselves in the bathroom on youtube.

Why would you post pictures on youtube? It's a video site. If you're gonna attempt to insult me, then at least get your sites right. You could have said Flickr or Facebook.
SnakeBoy
11-16-2010, 05:44 PM
I would put children in charge of airport security.

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/corrections.jpg?w=276&h=286

Oh wait, they already are.