LilMissSPURfect
05-24-2005, 09:52 AM
PHOENIX (AP) -- In a surprise move by Mike D'Antoni, the Phoenix Suns will take their perennial pine rider and switch him with Amare Stoudamire to the Starting Center Position.
Paul Shirley, a 6' 10" Forward from Iowa State has seductively stayed on the bench all season long averaging 1.3 PPG in a little more then 20 seconds Per Game. In a cat and mouse head game battle with Greg Popovich, D'Antoni said earlier today that "Paul is an AMAZING talent, and our secret weapon that we've quietly kept out of the spotlight all year long. Greg (Popovich) thought he trumped us by benching Tim and Manu in Game 3 of the regular season, but that will pale in comparison when POWER RANGER PAUL unleashes his Anger on the Spurs tonight"
"Paul will probably score somewhere around 45 to 50 points tonight" says Amare Stoudamire, an ardent student of Pauls all year long. "I expect him to easily contain (Tim) Duncan to around 3 points and 2 rebounds"
Says Paul, "I'm just here to do my part for the team. I haven't had alot of game time to date, but Mike & I have been devising this strategy since November that he would keep me out of the public view until Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals, it is now my time to shine"
Robert Sarver, the teams new owner, is expected to offer Paul Shirley the Max contract at the end of this season stating that "Paul has been an inspiration to me for a number of years, and the whole project of acquiring this franchise hinged on his willingness to stay with the team as I feel we can form a Dynasty around him."
"We haven't seen him all season long" said Tim Duncan, "But if all the rumors are true, we'll be in serious trouble, I'll be struggling on the offensive end as I've heard he is an AMAZING defender, and a phenominal scorer. I'm a bit upset that they sprung this on us this late in the year, I may actually have a facial expression after this game"
Ginoboli said "......", well, we couldn't really understand him with that cool accent, but I'm sure it was to express concern.
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(AP)
John Q. Delusional
05/24/05
Phoenix, AZ
:drunk :drunk :drunk
Paul Shirley, a 6' 10" Forward from Iowa State has seductively stayed on the bench all season long averaging 1.3 PPG in a little more then 20 seconds Per Game. In a cat and mouse head game battle with Greg Popovich, D'Antoni said earlier today that "Paul is an AMAZING talent, and our secret weapon that we've quietly kept out of the spotlight all year long. Greg (Popovich) thought he trumped us by benching Tim and Manu in Game 3 of the regular season, but that will pale in comparison when POWER RANGER PAUL unleashes his Anger on the Spurs tonight"
"Paul will probably score somewhere around 45 to 50 points tonight" says Amare Stoudamire, an ardent student of Pauls all year long. "I expect him to easily contain (Tim) Duncan to around 3 points and 2 rebounds"
Says Paul, "I'm just here to do my part for the team. I haven't had alot of game time to date, but Mike & I have been devising this strategy since November that he would keep me out of the public view until Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals, it is now my time to shine"
Robert Sarver, the teams new owner, is expected to offer Paul Shirley the Max contract at the end of this season stating that "Paul has been an inspiration to me for a number of years, and the whole project of acquiring this franchise hinged on his willingness to stay with the team as I feel we can form a Dynasty around him."
"We haven't seen him all season long" said Tim Duncan, "But if all the rumors are true, we'll be in serious trouble, I'll be struggling on the offensive end as I've heard he is an AMAZING defender, and a phenominal scorer. I'm a bit upset that they sprung this on us this late in the year, I may actually have a facial expression after this game"
Ginoboli said "......", well, we couldn't really understand him with that cool accent, but I'm sure it was to express concern.
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(AP)
John Q. Delusional
05/24/05
Phoenix, AZ
:drunk :drunk :drunk