Erika Dampier to the Lakers

[TheMACHINE]

http://lakers.ocregister.com/2010/11/15/theo-ratliff-to-undergo-knee-surgery-tuesday/43670/

[TinTin]

Gotta be shitting me, how can they still hand out contracts

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

I hope this is true

[IronMexican]

Was this just to cock block Miami? I think Ratliff is as good as gone now.

[lefty]

ROFL


I wouldnt be surprised it they get Tayshaun Prince for a wingshield too

[lefty]

10 day contract ?

[hater]

lakers scurred

[nkdlunch]

what happened to Bynum?

:lmao

[Fpoonsie]

Melo_13 posted a link saying that Theo's gonna have surgery on his knee today, so them going after Damp isn't out of the realm of possibilities.

Still haven't seen a bit of news or talk about this, so theMACHINE could just be full a' shit, as per the usual.

[TheMACHINE]

Ratliff out 6 weeks. Pretty much no back up center.

[mavsfan1000]

Lakers can win without him. But wow. They get whatever they want.

[DeadlyDynasty]

If it's just a 10-day contract then fine...

[Fpoonsie]

You're basing it offa the injury link?!

Fuck your mother...

[mavsfan1000]

Pretty good prediction imo though. I can definitely see it happening.

[BUMP]

http://lakers.ocregister.com/2010/11/15/theo-ratliff-to-undergo-knee-surgery-tuesday/43670/

Fail :td

[RsxPiimp]

what happened to Bynum?

:lmao

he's screwing your mother

[TheMACHINE]

LoL...was bored

[DeadlyDynasty]

well done, machine...

[j.dizzle]

LOL Ratliff is pretty much done, LA should of just kept congo cash aka mbengaaaaaaaaa

[nkdlunch]

Lamar Odom has bone bruise

damn lakers breaking down not even 10 games into the season

[TheMACHINE]

How many ten day contracts sign you give a player before having to sign.

[024]

sigh... the rich get richer without even trying.

[Veterinarian]

ok...so i guess the best player in the game shouldnt guard a 19yr old who is owning his team playing the same position.

GTFO.

[TheGreatest23]

ok...so i guess the best player in the game shouldnt guard a 19yr old who is owning his team playing the same position.

GTFO.

Erick Dampier is the best player in the game?

[TheNextGen]

Erick Dampier is the best player in the game?

no Veterinarian is impying that Bynum is the best in the game and wont guard a 19 yr old Dampier....something like that. Actually i dont know..vet is a dumbass.

[Veterinarian]

Erick Dampier is the best player in the game?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163857&page=3

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no Veterinarian is impying that Bynum is the best in the game and wont guard a 19 yr old Dampier....something like that. Actually i dont know..vet is a dumbass.

lol gnsf

[dirk4mvp]

lol accidentally typed 19

[Zelophehad]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...=163857&page=3 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163857&page=3)

:lmao :lmao :lmao I forgot about that.

[TheMACHINE]

lol had to bring several trolls out, search for an old thread, link it, tell people where to look...just to find a way to diss me.

:toast :lmao:lol

[PGDynasty24]

I seriously wonder if this is actually wanting Dampier,or more keeping him away from other teams who could actually USE him. I say the latter

[Zelophehad]

lol had to bring several trolls out, search for an old thread, link it, tell people where to look...just to find a way to diss me.

:toast :lmao:lol

Your op itt failed on a new Coke level, wtf are you talking about?

[TheNextGen]

lol had to bring several trolls out, search for an old thread, link it, tell people where to look...just to find a way to diss me.

:toast :lmao:lol

lol good point.

:toast

Just another Mavs Troll trying a little too hard.

[Donkeybong]

Dampier on the Lakers would be a legit 3rd string center. Ratliff is done.

[pauls931]

They obviously need him to help guard the 3 to keep the suns from raining death down upon them.

[JamStone]

Ratliff out 6 weeks. Pretty much no back up center.

Might be more than 6 weeks if he goes to the Andrew Bynum school of rehab at the Playboy Mansion.

[Giuseppe]

Might be more than 6 weeks if he goes to the Andrew Bynum school of rehab at the Playboy Mansion.

Jammie, returning to the trollin' ways.

Welcome back, Jammie.

[crc21209]

What a misleading thread title...somebody change that trash. :lol

[Booharv]

I still can't believe Miami thinks Joel Anthony is better than Dampier. Just because he had that awful contract, people forget he has some skills. I thought he was much better at defending Duncan in last year's playoffs than Haywood.

Oh and its still pretty hilarious that TheMachine claimed that was a typo. Just admit you fucked up. Although I don't know how you could not now the years Jordan was on the Wizards.

[Giuseppe]

Although I don't know how you could not now the years Jordan was on the Wizards.

Does any surviving video exist? Stern was running all over in his Hebrew National Weinermobile confiscating it.

[Xylus]

I still can't believe Miami thinks Joel Anthony is better than Dampier. Just because he had that awful contract, people forget he has some skills. I thought he was much better at defending Duncan in last year's playoffs than Haywood.

Oh and its still pretty hilarious that TheMachine claimed that was a typo. Just admit you fucked up. Although I don't know how you could not now the years Jordan was on the Wizards.

The only reason I can think of that Dampier doesn't have a job right now is that he's fat and out of shape. It wouldn't surprise me in Dampier's case.

[Booharv]

Does any surviving video exist? Stern was running all over in his Hebrew National Weinermobile confiscating it.

Tbh Jordan's comeback definitely hurt his legacy imho, but don't think Kobe won't embarrass himself Gary Payton style if he gets close to the NBA scoring record.


The only reason I can think of that Dampier doesn't have a job right now is that he's fat and out of shape. It wouldn't surprise me in Dampier's case.

That would make a whole lot of sense. I would still sign him, release Maagloire (who was done five years ago), and wait for Damp to get in shape.

[Giuseppe]

Tbh Jordan's comeback definitely hurt his legacy imho, but don't think Kobe won't embarrass himself Gary Payton style if he gets close to the NBA scoring record.

Agreed.

Only one comes to mind who left us wanting and never came again (Jim Brown).

[DAF86]

I hope they sign it, Dampier is almost as bad as Shaq defending the pick and roll.

[TheMACHINE]

Lol 19 typo...sons can't a broher make a mistake! Haha

[TheMACHINE]

Tbh...with all the times jordan retired, I still get confused...plus for some reason I was thinking about the Kobe games when jordan was on the bulls. Plus I was high...plus it was a typo. Plus it wasn't me typing, it was my dog.

[TheNextGen]

Tbh...with all the times jordan retired, I still get confused...plus for some reason I was thinking about the Kobe games when jordan was on the bulls. Plus I was high...plus it was a typo. Plus it wasn't me typing, it was my dog.

:hat

[mavsfan1000]

Tbh...with all the times jordan retired, I still get confused...plus for some reason I was thinking about the Kobe games when jordan was on the bulls. Plus I was high...plus it was a typo. Plus it wasn't me typing, it was my dog.
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[TheMACHINE]

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fucking tight homie.

The machine is now alive
Desensitized with open eyes
Powered by an angry mind
And is refueled by those I despise
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[DJ Mbenga]

ROFL


I wouldnt be surprised it they get Tayshaun Prince for a wingshield too

watch out for the hornets. they can offer peja's corpse as an expriring and prince wants to fight that pistons coach.

[DJ Mbenga]

looks like he will be contacted.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-lakers-fyi-20101117,0,4243829.story

[Giuseppe]

^The Voskuhl & Hunter mentions have some merit. They got life.

Dampier is a path that I wouldn't go down for money, marbles, nor chalk.

[kamikazi_player]

Wow....I actually thought this was for real :lol. I checked espn and it didn't mention anything about this. Thanks for the epic trolling Themachine.

[Venti Quattro]

How I wish Chris Mihm was still with the roster. Guy can easily put 10 points when he's healthy.

[Giuseppe]

^Vent usually doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, but, he's accurate here.

[mavsfan1000]

Dampier would be stupid if he didn't go with the Lakers. Perfect opportunity for him.

[SomeCallMeTim]

How I wish Chris Mihm was still with the roster. Guy can easily put 10 points when he's healthy.

And he would allow those 10 points just as easily on the defensive end. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Hey I actually don't mind Mihm. He was decent, mobile guy who had a jumpshot. With the Lakers' lineup right now he doesn't need to do much. Just hold his own on D and hit the shots he's going to be given

[TheMACHINE]

Wow....I actually thought this was for real :lol. I checked espn and it didn't mention anything about this. Thanks for the epic trolling Themachine.

I like to be the "suttle" troll on the board.

"is he a troll, is he not...maybe he's really that stupid...does he really like Sasha?" :toast