Eva wanted NY, Parker signed with the Spurs

[RsxPiimp]

So?





Tony filed for divorce yesterday in Texas.

The "Desperate Housewives" actress and the San Antonio Spurs star married back in July of 2007.

Eva has stated that she has Tony's initials tattooed on her body ... in a mystery spot. She also has Tony's jersey number -- "Nine" -- tattooed on the back of her neck.

:lol

[jestersmash]

"Not so fast say their representatives.
TMZ initially reported that the Desperate Housewives beauty and the San Antonio Spurs star are heading for splitsville, after Parker reportedly filed for divorce in Texas on Monday. Now, we're learning that may not be true.
Reps for Tony Parker tell Celebuzz that the reports claiming he and Eva Longoria are divorcing are "100% false." We're on the case, and will bring you any more information regarding."

If you're going to copy a thread, copy the updates as well.

[Hooks]

Parker has been playing very well the past couple of games lol...

[crc21209]

Tony's rep is saying the reports are 100% false...

[lefty]

lol apprently its BS

[Giuseppe]

Anytime the husband has a nicer ass than the wife, it's trouble.

[lefty]

Anytime the husband has a nicer ass than the wife, it's trouble.
Giuseppe loves Tony's ass

[Giuseppe]

Giuseppe loves Tony's ass

That fine ass cost Luva the first 30 minutes of Game 7. At 13 down he got reinstated and with jacks & timbers we started back down.

[Giuseppe]

Yet as the wicked winds of fiery divorce rage thru the NBA with the Daddys, the Wades, the Parkers, the Nashs etc.,,,,,,,,the Bryants continue on.

Just shows ta go ya.

[nkdlunch]

:lmao

these pussies watching TMZ

[SAtown]

Yet as the wicked winds of fiery divorce rage thru the NBA with the Daddys, the Wades, the Parkers, the Nashs etc.,,,,,,,,the Bryants continue on.

Just shows ta go ya.

cuz Kobe's a whipped little bitch

[Giuseppe]

cuz Kobe's a whipped little bitch

With all his toys. The aforementioned fellows lost 50% of everything, just like that.

[DMX7]

Anytime the husband has a nicer ass than the wife, it's trouble.

It certainly is, faggot.

[Giuseppe]

It certainly is, faggot.

Your eager agreement is duly noted, D.

[dbreiden83080]

Eva needs to be in California for months for her TV show so that doesn't even make sense..

[pauls931]

Probably Phil Jackson messing with everyone's heads.

[z0sa]

Your eager agreement is duly noted, D.

couldn't help but :lol

[monosylab1k]

What's funny is how everyone pretty much knows she's made a cuckold of him, many times over. The way she interacts with Jamie Foxx and Mario Lopez tells you that she's fucked them both.

[z0sa]

What's funny is how everyone pretty much knows she's made a cuckold of him, many times over. The way she interacts with Jamie Foxx and Mario Lopez tells you that she's fucked them both.

That must be why she tattooed Parker's number on her back and his initials near her vagina.

[Giuseppe]

Mono, you got no room here. Not after what happened with Dirk.

[monosylab1k]

That must be why she tattooed Parker's number on her back and his initials near her vagina.

Yeah tattoos are forever, just ask Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob.

[z0sa]

Yeah tattoos are forever, just ask Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob.

Apparently you haven't been updated: Parker and Eva are still together.

Also, you overlooked the fact I left open the possibility of her fucking them before she married Parker.

[monosylab1k]

Apparently you haven't been updated: Parker and Eva are still together.

oh i read the updates. don't believe them for one second. Please apologize to me for assuming I wasn't updated.


Also, you overlooked the fact I left open the possibility of her fucking them before she married Parker.

Also you overlooked the fact that she was skipping around town with Jamie Foxx after they got married. Please apologize to me again. Thanks.

[z0sa]

Poor Mono, always begging for an apology he'll never receive.

Define "skipping around town."

[monosylab1k]

:cry I'm sorry I said mean things over the internet! I apologize, I really do! :cry

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

Define "skipping around town."

it seems pretty easy to define it on your own. Three words. Skipping. Around. Town. Look them up, piece them together. I'm pretty sure you should have learned this in kindergarten.

[Iceman101]

Probably Phil Jackson messing with everyone's heads.
:lol

[z0sa]

It's funny how DoK never said shit about it but Mono reveals his extreme degree of asshurt every time we respond to each other.

[monosylab1k]

It's funny how DoK never said shit about it but Mono reveals his extreme degree of asshurt every time we respond to each other.

It's funny how you actually apologized to him :lmao

[z0sa]

it seems pretty easy to define it on your own. Three words. Skipping. Around. Town. Look them up, piece them together. I'm pretty sure you should have learned this in kindergarten.

So you don't think Eva and Jamie Foxx did anything but skip around town together.

That sort of contradicts your previous statement.

[monosylab1k]

PM conversation between mono and DoK one night

mono: hey I think I might be able to goad an apology out of z0sa

DoK: lol do it!

and then it happened :lmao

[monosylab1k]

So you don't think Eva and Jamie Foxx did anything but skip around town together.

You should really learn to read at a kindergarten level or better.

[z0sa]

It's funny how you actually apologized to him :lmao

Which he didn't seem to care either way.

Like I've said countless times now, it's hilarious how asshurt you are over me denying you an apology.

[monosylab1k]

:cry I'm so sorry I was mean on the internet :cry

[z0sa]

You should really learn to read at a kindergarten level or better.

Feel free to post the definitions and make yourself look even stupider.

[monosylab1k]

Which he didn't seem to care either way.

Like I've said countless times now, it's hilarious how asshurt you are over me denying you an apology.

crofl when have I ever seriously asked for an apology from you?

apologize for your lies! now!

[monosylab1k]

Feel free to post the definitions and make yourself look even stupider.

Feel free to re-read my posts and figure it out yourself.

[monosylab1k]

:cry I don't even care if I get an apology back from DoK, I'm going to apologize now because I was mean over the internet :cry I so sowwy :cry

[z0sa]

Please apologize to me!

It's funny how fast you're moving the subject away from your lame "skipping around town" remarks.

[monosylab1k]

lol here comes the BUMP classic

[mono's psychiatrist]

Greetings z0sa,

It seems that your apology has done nothing but increase my client's already inflated ego. Please try not to get your ass handed to you this time....

Our best,

Mono's psych.

[monosylab1k]

:cry I was mean over the internet :cry I sowwy, I so sowwy :cry

[z0sa]

I suggest you up the dosage on Mono's pills.

[monosylab1k]

Greetings z0sa,

It seems that your apology has done nothing but increase my client's already inflated ego. Please try not to get your ass handed to you this time....

Our best,

Mono's psych.

:lol

[z0sa]

Feel free to re-read my posts and figure it out yourself.

Feel free to post the literal definitions of "skip", "around," and "town."

Unless of course, you're too much of a pussy. Which is what it's looking like right now.

[monosylab1k]

Feel free to post the literal definitions of "skip", "around," and "town."

Do it yourself, you're the one who can't figure it out :lmao

[monosylab1k]

:cry I don't understand words. I don't! Somebody give me the answers! :cry I'm sorry! I so sowwy! :cry

[frodo]

oh i read the updates. don't believe them for one second. Please apologize to me for assuming I wasn't updated.



Also you overlooked the fact that she was skipping around town with Jamie Foxx after they got married. Please apologize to me again. Thanks.

straying is just human instinct not only for males but also females as well. you must have shot your head if you seriously think Tony Parker hasn't ever cheated on his wife. it's really impossible for someone earning 10m/yr to stick with the same single sexual partner, especially for celebrities and sports stars. marriage is just a pure business for these people, in my honest opinion.

[z0sa]

Do it yourself, you're the one who can't figure it out :lmao

So you're too much of a pussy. I thought better of you.

We can close the book on "skipping around town" literal definition as anything close to "fucking", "being fucked", or anything else you implied it was earlier.

[nkdlunch]

What's funny is how everyone pretty much knows she's made a cuckold of him, many times over. The way she interacts with Jamie Foxx and Mario Lopez tells you that she's fucked them both.

still beats impregnating bigfoot

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/crystal-taylor-mug-shot.jpg

[skut_farkus]

what about having a ugly faggot in your avatar.. what do you think beats that?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=1001&dateline=1175280835

[BanditHiro]

what about having a ugly faggot in your avatar.. what do you think beats that?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=1001&dateline=1175280835

http://spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=18745&dateline=1262657217

you are one to talk...

[skut_farkus]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/avatars2/avabarry.jpg

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:lmao

[DJ Mbenga]

tony is just regulating his bitch

[Giuseppe]

He should let Neal break her ass.

[BanditHiro]

He should let Neal break her ass.

him and tony can run a consensual train on her

[Giuseppe]

I'll watch.

[cheguevara]

I'll watch.

hey cool it deviant.

go take a cold shower or go take a look at your wife

[2Cleva]

When you gonna let me fuck Miss Parker!

You know Mr. Parker ain't hitting that right.

8uPn9HVTSAg

[Killakobe81]

LOL Spur fan not wanting to accept the truth ...funny thing is she don't wanna stay in SA and her peoples from San antonio ...SA isnt all THAT bad.

[Giuseppe]

Never mind, I never took note of the accompanying video.

[rayjayjohnson]

lulz @ butthurt spurs fans getting all bitchy before it was confirmed.

[z0sa]

lulz @ butthurt spurs fans getting all bitchy before it was confirmed.

lulz @ thinking any Spurs fan cares about Eva.

[Giuseppe]

lulz @ thinking any Spurs fan cares about Eva.

You cared about her when you thought her chaste. Don't even start, Z.

[koriwhat]

lulz @ thinking any Spurs fan cares about Eva.

no shit right? who cares about some old hispanic chick? there's plenty of hispanics here in SA with womanly curves unlike eva.

[z0sa]

You cared about her when you thought her chaste. Don't even start, Z.

No, I felt like trolling Mono. Mission obviously accomplished there.

Eva was always just another dumb broad. Tony will be better off without here, Spurs-wise.

Now, if its true he been fucking one of his teammates' wives, that could be a major issue. Only a handful of our best players have wives (ahem.. besides Bonner, but he's married, too, FWIW). But I highly doubt it. That could ruin Tony's career.

[Giuseppe]

You thought her the livin' end. When he won that ring in '07 and jumped into her arms on the court you probably creamed your jeans.

[z0sa]

I creamed my jeans, alright, but that was only because (Spurs) had just won a title.

[Giuseppe]

You're gonna tell me the sight of her carrying him around in her stonewashed jeans didn't get your blood ta boilin'?

Him & Marc Anthony make good lookin' girls.

[Cry Havoc]

You're gonna tell me the sight of her carrying him around in her stonewashed jeans didn't get your blood ta boilin'?

Him & Marc Anthony make good lookin' girls.

Eva's attractive, but she's nothing special.

[21_Blessings]

I'd cheat and then divorce that too. Lookit that fucking stache. She probably wakes up with one every morning.

http://moviestars.blox.pl/resource/eva_longoria111.jpg

[21_Blessings]

:lmao Upstairs getting 2000+ views after this earth shattering news.

[monosylab1k]

:lmao typical z0sa. get owned, then claim "i was trolling hahaha hehehehehe what, nobody believes me????"

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

Isn't Brent Barry's wife supposed to be pretty hot?

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

lol here comes the BUMP classic



Greetings z0sa,

It seems that your apology has done nothing but increase my client's already inflated ego. Please try not to get your ass handed to you this time....

Our best,

Mono's psych.

:lmao