So as some of you may remember...

[Gutter92]

About two weeks ago, I was here asking for advice about what to do since a girl I was with told me she was pregnant. Today, I decided to stop by her place, and I walked inside...and she was having sex with another man.

I was devastated...I've literally been driving around crying for hours, drowning my sorrow with dairy queen. Anyways...now I'm not sure what to do. I'm now not at all sure whether the child is mine or not. First of all, how can she even have sex while pregnant? I thought thats unsafe for the baby, what if that thing was poking him in the head or something...

Second, if the baby was mine, and some other guy was...fucking her...is it possible that the baby comes out his? I'm 100% sure I'm gonna ask for a paternity test if she asks for child support..or tries to put my last name on the certificate...how long do I have to wait to get a test?

[tlongII]

Your trolling has become less effective and less entertaining as time has passed. This fact is unfortunate.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

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[Gutter92]

Your trolling has become less effective and less entertaining as time has passed. This fact is unfortunate.

This isn't a trolljob, I admitted a few things about the science shit were..the stuff about her wasn't...

[resistanze]

Losing your touch homeboy.

[Sense]

Your trolling has become less effective and less entertaining as time has passed. This fact is unfortunate.

:wakeup mhm

[texas_gator]

"mama's baby, papa's maybe..."

-some old wise dude

[pawe]

Your tolling career is short lived.

[Slydragon]

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[PuttPutt]

If you're not trolling.... when the baby is born demand a paternity test. If it's yours, nut up & help take care of thee kid. In the mean time, go have fun & tag some chicks of your own.


If you are trolling.....eat a dick!

[coyotes_geek]

Your trolling has become less effective and less entertaining as time has passed. This fact is unfortunate.

+1


First of all, how can she even have sex while pregnant? I thought thats unsafe for the baby, what if that thing was poking him in the head or something...


tlong is right. you stealing this bit from the movie knocked up is exhibit a.

[baseline bum]

Was it with the guy you woke up next to the other night? Would you be more pissed at him or her then?

[ashbeeigh]

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[man on wire]

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"Well, there you go again."

[Gutter92]

Was it with the guy you woke up next to the other night? Would you be more pissed at him or her then?
..really? where do you get this bullshit from? i didnt wake up with a guy...if you could read, read the topic again and see where i said "he doesnt remember his the following morning" or w/e..thought it was easy to understand..guess not.

I have n ot seen knocked up so your point there is invalid...this isn't a joke

back to the topic, when can i get a paternity test? how old does the fetus have to be

[LoneStarState'sPride]

trolljob fail

[TDMVPDPOY]

i was expecting you to jump on the front lawn and scratch ur face


FAIL troll

[DJ Mbenga]

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[PuttPutt]

..really? where do you get this bullshit from? i didnt wake up with a guy...if you could read, read the topic again and see where i said "he doesnt remember his the following morning" or w/e..thought it was easy to understand..guess not.

I have n ot seen knocked up so your point there is invalid...this isn't a joke

back to the topic, when can i get a paternity test? how old does the fetus have to be


2nd trimester of pregnancy after the start of he 12th week. best bet is to wait it out, unless you really want to pay for it. can be expensive for prenatal testing $250-$1500. after the child is born you could have one as cheap as $75.

[Stringer_Bell]

Give it up, brah, it just ain't working...

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[koriwhat]

lame...

[stretch]

*yawn*

[DeadlyDynasty]

Fail. Own up to it, you're sheer persistence in denying it is coming off very lefty-ish

[DeadlyDynasty]

lame...

fag!!

[Leetonidas]

Your shenanigans are not entertaining. And if you aren't trolling, you're retarded. Seriously.

[easjer]

back to the topic, when can i get a paternity test? how old does the fetus have to be

I answered this question the last time you asked.

When the baby is born. DNA can only be extracted via amniocentesis before birth and for an elective cause (paternity - if they'll even run that, which is questionable) it's unlikely. Amnios carry a risk of miscarriage.

As for sex in pregnancy: http://americanpregnancy.org/pregnancyhealth/sex.html

A lot of women get hornier, just btw.

Additionally, since the made-up embryo is the size of a pea or blueberry right now, no, it wouldn't be disturbed. Even at full term, it wouldn't be disturbed. You display an alarming lack of understanding of both female anatomy and reproduction, which is unsurprising given that it is a troll job and your previous lack of understanding of basic biology and DNA.

Which harkening back - no, the baby couldn't 'become his' because he sleeps with her after conception occurs. When the sperm fertilizes the egg, the gametes from each combine into one full nucleid and cell reproduction begins and it can't be changed after that point, save by cessation of replication (death of the embryo).

And yes, I know it's a troll job, but if information is going to be out there, I like it to be accurate.

[SpursWoman]

your shenanigans are not entertaining. And if you aren't trolling, you're retarded. seriously.


+1

[Gutter92]

this isn't a trolljob, im not using any real names for a reason...

anyways, i cannot afford the 250-1000 dollar paternity test lol..i have to wait til after its born, but can she put the name on the certificate right when the baby is born? cause that would be before the test...and I don't want this to be complicated

when do they print a birth certificate? the day of birth?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Wait until the kid is two years old.

Common law is your friend.

[z0sa]

Your trolling has fallen off a cliff. Too much of the same shtick, literally.

[dirk4mvp.]

Your trolling has fallen off a cliff. Too much of the same shtick, literally.

:tu

[Phillip]

0/10

[AussieFanKurt]

you're too dumb to be having sex if any of this is true