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[Cant_Be_Faded]

UT's greatest asset is that we are a shit team with nothing to lose. For the first time in over a decade, this game is OUR superbowl, and we will play like the trapped retarded wounded caged animal that's been backed into a corner, just like Aggie does normally.


Aggie can field 5'10" 200 pound linemen and still get their male cheerleaders to will them into competitiveness. Well I'm saying it now, UT fans and mojo suck but when we suck this bad we have a chance to give yall a fight as the underdog.


UT 23
Aggggggggggggggggg g g g 20

[samikeyp]

After shucking Herbie Husker, Aggie comes in with a shitload of confidence. This could get ugly.



Sarge 35
Bevo 17

[The Reckoning]

aggies will be bloaded in this one, and all the aggie babies conceived during this season will have to be put up for adoption.

collie 6
Horns 24

[DesignatedT]

Still so pumped from the win last night that this game hasn't even crossed my mind yet.

[johngateswhiteley]

I have a feeling this will be a dog fight. but, it doesn't seem like the players will allow themselves to lose this one. it only gets ugly if we destroy gilbert.

A&M 23
t.u.15

or

A&M 37
t.u.12

[ThePop]

Game will be a blowout

A&M 35
UT 13

[rjv]

throw out records when it comes to this one but in terms of who is playing better ball at the moment one would have to favor the aggies. longhorn defense is still very formidable and the talent is always there for TU as well.

ags 28
steak 20

[Kermit]

Texas - 9

Sheep Fuckers - 3

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Texas - 9

Sheep Fuckers - 3

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Think you forgot a digit there, Kermit. Should read:

"Texas - 9

Sheep Fuckers - 35"

Simple mistake, any tsip could've made it.

[Blake]

after the way UT has played at home, I don't see how the horns pull this one out.

They really need the elitist home fans to stop texting, take off the ear phones where they are probably listening to indie music, get off their collective asses and make some noise.

[Brodie Bruce]

after the way UT has played at home, I don't see how the horns pull this one out.

They really need the elitist home fans to stop texting, take off the ear phones where they are probably listening to indie music, get off their collective asses and make some noise.

It's not like the football team is giving them anything to cheer for. I'd leave at halftime too if the team couldn't even buy any points.

[DesignatedT]

^^theres your problem.

[The Reckoning]

:lmao :lmao

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=63307


Sorry if this has been posted before, my goodness its funny though. :D

Jim Rome's thoughts on Texas A&M University

Editor's note: The following is Jim Rome's thoughts on Texas A&M University that he broadcasted on national radio.

Thoughts on Texas A&M...
Fox Sports Show And Radio Host Jim Rome

1) They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old army, and red ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation they have in their urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. You start to get the feeling the entire school was built to spite UT.

2) Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the 1870's passed legislation to start a state university they also decided to have a subsidiary branch of the main school (University of Texas) that would teach agriculture and mechanics. Aggies love to say their school is older, from where they get that I don't know ... the fact is, the state intended A&M to be a branch of UT. They are like the afterbirth from the original creation. Like Danny Devito in "Twins".

3) So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must devote their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are just as good. All the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good school, yet they won't shut up. So they write a fight song ... about? ... Texas, and how they want to beat them. They have a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell them how bad Texas is and how good A&M and all its traditions are. It is the world's largest known case of penis envy, and it is manifested in everything A&M does.

4) The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are at A&M. There are some nice people there. However ... There is the Corp. East Texas' answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For every boy scout who never learned to stop playing with his GI Joe Toys, there is the Corp. Now, forget the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par grades enroll if they agree to join the Corp. Forget the fact that the Corps looked like a Gestapo-hate rally while beating down students on Kyle Field in 1995. Forget the fact that along with the numerous hazing charges that have been filed against them, and swept under the rug over the years, they just this past month have had one Corps member bring charges against another Corps member who apparently had been propositioning others for a little actual sodomy. Not only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by these Khaki-clad-shaven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have your own stories. The point is: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force Academy; however, nobody respects the Corp. I imagine they are kind of the laughing stock of the military world. Just because you dress like the Army, and try and act like the Army, does not make you the Army. People at A&M don't even respect these clowns. It is not cool to shave your head and dress up. Halloween is only supposed to be one day of the year. If you want to carry guns and beat up civilians, move to Israel.

5) It is even less cool to slobber on somebody's daughter on national television and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18-year-old girls in the stands at football games is not cool. Not only is it not cool, it should be against the law. I know that in College Station, students are just prone to mount each other on the campus lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime anything good happens you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and start sucking on her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked down upon. Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have moved the game from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were gagging on their turkey when in the middle of watching a football game, some boy scout is tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed during somebody's Thanksgiving dinner. We do not need to see burly women engaged in a suckfest every time your woeful offense manages to put points on the board. Some of these girls are in desperate need of a trip to the Clinique counter. Screw that, forget make-up, it is too late for that, just give them a veil.

6) "T.U." is not funny. It is not insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why UT fans don't do it. Please learn.

7) You want to lose the image of country bumpkins, of a people fond of sheep, of people that aren't stupid? Then quit building things that fall down. Quit chasing cheerleaders around with swords on national TV. Quit whooping in church. Quit whooping period. Quit putting up scoreboards for the enjoyment of dead mammals. Quit spending your Friday nights practicing how to yell. Quit telling rape jokes to reporters when you're running for Governor. When you are filling out season ticket renewals, and the form asks for your phone number, h&w. quit putting 258-3999, Height 6'3", Weight 185. Just, collectively, stop making asses of yourselves. Go to East Texas, tour every small town, and ask every red neck with a fifth-grade education why they cheer for A&M and wear maroon. That is your fan base. This is why you are perceived by the educated masses as stupid.

8) Nobody cares if you think your band is better. They might be louder, they might march in neat little zig zags, but they have no musical ability. The point is, nobody cares who wins halftime. Quit getting geeked up about marching bands. I find it hard to believe you stood through your high school band's entire halftime performance. And why? Cause nobody cared then and nobody cares now. Plus, you can hear them fine sitting down even if you do care. Why is it cool all of a sudden now that you're in college?

9) Men should never let out high-pitched whooping sounds. Perhaps the only justifiable situation in which this can be tolerated is perhaps during an anal probe. Oh wait...I understand now.

10) Dogs are not ladies. They don't look or smell like ladies. Dogs eat their own feces and should be treated accordingly.

11) Finally, College Station is an arm-pit of a town. Quit pretending that it is a great college town. It is a town, and there is a college there. That should be the end of this comparison. If you feel that life doesn't get any better than the Dixie Chicken, and enjoy being stuck in a never-ending "Dukes of Hazard" episode, then move there. More importantly, don't move to Austin ... They are trying to create an educated, technological, and open-minded population base. Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace and final resting place of all that is cool.

As my friend, Stephen Johnson, once said: "If the world were ever to get an enema, College Station is where you would connect the hose." If you go to school at A&M, please don't be an Aggie.

God bless the great state of Texas.

[symple19]

rofl, lmao

[DesignatedT]

Dude that's like 10 years old lmao.

[Fpoonsie]

Wow. I've never actually read that before.

Jesus.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Wait, people actually listen to shit Jim Rome says? lmao

[Fpoonsie]

I really never cared much for his show. The only thing more annoying than him were his "Cindy from Cincy", "Fred from Fredricksburg" callers.

I'm just surprised at the vitriol towards A&M. Tha fuck?

[johngateswhiteley]

little more fire for this game, what the fuck, fan. t.u. fan is hiding and uncertain...

[Blake]

I've listened to Rome for 10 years. I've never heard him say that and it sounds nothing like him.

I've seen that before.....it's funny, but it's not Rome, imo.

[The Reckoning]

actually i think he did read it off on his show but it was written by someone else. it was a while back but its still hilarious (and still pertinent). i always thought a&m was the result of a bargain deal by a black texas senator in establishing prairie view a&m. theres a million different stories though :lol.

[DesignatedT]

Yeah, it was written by someone else but he read it.

[Sisk]

Kind of worried about this game TBH.. hope our guys get off of the high from beating Nebraska and can focus on this game now

[DesignatedT]

BTHO t.u

http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1397609/12th-man-o.gif

[johngateswhiteley]

A&M and our fans would be wise to stay focused leading up and through this game. far too many times has t.u. beaten a better A&M squad, in fact, history suggests it. while I am excited about the game, and would love a beat down...I'm not so sure it happens.

that being said, fuck your mom makbrown.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

A&M and our fans would be wise to stay focused leading up and through this game. far too many times has t.u. beaten a better A&M squad, in fact, history suggests it. while I am excited about the game, and would love a beat down...I'm not so sure it happens.

that being said, fuck your mom makbrown.

From the guys I know on the team, the coaches let 'em enjoy the NU win Saturday night, then had 'em right back at the grindstone Sunday afternoon after church let out. The fans may have a bit of a hangover (I know I do lol), but the team itself has been focused on t.u. for a while now.

[rjv]

:lmao :lmao

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=63307

that reads to be about as much as jim rome as it does mark twain. terrible 'impersonation'.

[Fpoonsie]

that reads to be about as much as jim rome as it does mark twain. terrible 'impersonation'.

Ok. That makes sense. I simply can't imagine Rome completely blasting a school/fan base like that, complete with misinformation and inappropriate Bonfire jokes (that's usually about the time he hangs up on a caller).

[DesignatedT]

Players seemed focus during the interviews yesterday, I don't think this team has lost sight of what they are trying to accomplish and the outside chance at the big12 championship still adds extra motivation (not that there needs to be any)

On another note, it looks like it might rain Thursday night and its going to be in the low 30's temperature wise. I'll admit that I havn't watched Texas play but a few quarters this season so I'm not to familiar with what there strengths are but if it ends up being those conditions than the team that can run the ball might be the team that's better off in the end.

[rjv]

Players seemed focus during the interviews yesterday, I don't think this team has lost sight of what they are trying to accomplish and the outside chance at the big12 championship still adds extra motivation (not that there needs to be any)

On another note, it looks like it might rain Thursday night and its going to be in the low 30's temperature wise. I'll admit that I havn't watched Texas play but a few quarters this season so I'm not to familiar with what there strengths are but if it ends up being those conditions than the team that can run the ball might be the team that's better off in the end.


if the wind inhibits the passing game that favors the aggies since UT has no running back worth a damn. a&m also likes to run the shorter routes and big receivers who are adept at running routes in the middle. but the weather will be interesting indeed.

one negative for sure against us: our punter sucks !!! and i can see him actually kicking for -yards if he has to kick into a stiff wind.

[DesignatedT]

Definitely. Our punting game is just awful. It's to the point that we might as well go for it if were on their side of the 50.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Definitely. Our punting game is just awful. It's to the point that we might as well go for it if were on their side of the 50.

Agreed. Epperson was horrid during the NU game. We simply can't have that if we hope to keep the sips from sniffing the endzone.

[Blake]

A&M and our fans would be wise to stay focused leading up and through this game.

why do the fans need to stay focused? does it take intense concentration to sway back and forth shoulder to shoulder?

[The Reckoning]

and whip your towels like youre whipping your boyfriend in the showers?

[symple19]

why do the fans need to stay focused? does it take intense concentration to sway back and forth shoulder to shoulder?


and whip your towels like youre whipping your boyfriend in the showers?

:lol

[rjv]

and whip your towels like youre whipping your boyfriend in the showers?

sounds like you have some experience there.

[benefactor]

I've never seen that either...pretty funny. Of all the things on that list you guys really should stop the t u thing. It's not insulting to any Texas fan I've ever talked to and almost every fan of any team that I have explained it too gives me the same "well that's pretty stupid" look as soon as I'm finished.

[rjv]

I've never seen that either...pretty funny. Of all the things on that list you guys really should stop the t u thing. It's not insulting to any Texas fan I've ever talked to and almost every fan of any team that I have explained it too gives me the same "well that's pretty stupid" look as soon as I'm finished.

considering that there are so many texas fans that never even went to the school it would seem to me that most of the a&m insults geared towards the longhorns would not really be insulting at all (since so many of them have to do with the school or school's traditions or past).

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

I've never seen that either...pretty funny. Of all the things on that list you guys really should stop the t u thing. It's not insulting to any Texas fan I've ever talked to and almost every fan of any team that I have explained it too gives me the same "well that's pretty stupid" look as soon as I'm finished.

Why should we stop it if its not insulting? If you don't care about it then why do you care if we continue it or not?

"and almost every fan of any team that I have explained it too" :lol
Implying that you do care about it enough to talk about it with fans from other teams.

[The Reckoning]

seriously though, the longhorns will destroy m&a.

[johngateswhiteley]

seriously though, the longhorns will destroy m&a.

whys that?

[LoneStarState'sPride]

whys that?

tsip brain having a hard time coming up with a coherent answer :lol

[samikeyp]

The tsip thing and tu thing and aggie jokes, etc. have been going on for decades. If it really bothers you or if you really feel somehow like you are actually hurting the other side somehow by doing those things....then you are beyond help. :lol It's like the t-shirt thing which is apparently nationwide because I hear it up here too. If you are going to take hearing it or saying it seriously...then maybe you're not grown up enough for college football....go back to intramurals, brother! :lol

[rjv]

The tsip thing and tu thing and aggie jokes, etc. have been going on for decades. If it really bothers you or if you really feel somehow like you are actually hurting the other side somehow by doing those things....then you are beyond help. :lol It's like the t-shirt thing which is apparently nationwide because I hear it up here too. If you are going to take hearing it or saying it seriously...then maybe you're not grown up enough for college football....go back to intramurals, brother! :lol

agreed. most students of both schools just engage in it for the fun. the ones who really do not get it are usually the ones that are not acquainted with the dynamics between the universities such as non-students or alumni.

[samikeyp]

agreed. most students of both schools just engage in it for the fun. the ones who really do not get it are usually the ones that are not acquainted with the dynamics between the universities such as non-students or alumni.

true. It makes me :lol when you have tons of people on both sides drop the "we" and "us" cards when they haven't set foot on either campus. I'm not one of those ignorant assholes who think you can only root for a school if you went there but, we and us? really? :lmao

[benefactor]

Why should we stop it if its not insulting? If you don't care about it then why do you care if we continue it or not?

I don't. Carry on if you want. I am just the messenger.


"and almost every fan of any team that I have explained it too" :lol
Implying that you do care about it enough to talk about it with fans from other teams.
It's not like it's the first thing I bring up when A&M rivalry is discussed, but it does come up occasionally...and I usually get the response I mentioned.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

agreed. most students of both schools just engage in it for the fun. the ones who really do not get it are usually the ones that are not acquainted with the dynamics between the universities such as non-students or alumni.

+1

Never in my life have I seen a Longhorn be genuinely insulted by the "teasip" thing, and I'll be the first one to laugh at an Aggie joke. Usually if you have to explain it to someone who's disgruntled by it, they're a T-shirt fan (don't look at me like that, Ags, we have our t-shirt fans, too lol) or just immature.

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

I don't. Carry on if you want. I am just the messenger.

It's not like it's the first thing I bring up when A&M rivalry is discussed, but it does come up occasionally...and I usually get the response I mentioned.

Oh gotcha, :tu

[johngateswhiteley]

...I will be at this game, as well. hard to see anything but a close game; hope I'm wrong.

I just want to say...fuck yourself t.u. fan. Suck a dick. That is all.

[DesignatedT]

I'll be there. 12th man section. Gig 'em

[LakerHater]

http://media.scout.com/media/image/47/474490.jpg

[benefactor]

Almost halftime. Pretty ugly so far...but I kinda expected that.

[tvdij]

Longhorns warts are on full display.

No running game, no run defense, turnovers on offense...

[leemajors]

Lol why is aggie running no huddle up 10?

[Fpoonsie]

Lol why is aggie running no huddle up 10?

No idea. Why does McNeal continue to pick up those bouncing punts at a full sprint?

[sigh]

[tvdij]

Gilbert is a turnover machine. There are so many passes that should have been INTs throughout the season that weren't.

[benefactor]

Good job Ags. This game basically personifies the season for Texas.

[leemajors]

Gilbert is simply horrible, even when he has time to throw. Maybe even especially when he does

[ThePop]

Things I learned:

UT still sucks
A&M sucks for barely beating us
Garrett isn't that bad, I still like him

[Sisk]

Things I learned:

UT still sucks
A&M sucks for barely beating us
Garrett isn't that bad, I still like him

Yall won by 10 last year when yall went to the national championship. We've lost 3 games this year and beat yall by 7 in your house.

It was a good game. Yall showed up just as I figured.

Both teams should've played better - but it is what it is.

[leemajors]

Yall won by 10 last year when yall went to the national championship. We've lost 3 games this year and beat yall by 7 in your house.

It was a good game. Yall showed up just as I figured.

Both teams should've played better - but it is what it is.

How did UT show up? They were present, given, but showing up? No. A&M is better, but not very good at all. 200 yards rushing by one persom and a 7 point win is nothing. At least you're stuck with Sherman for at least one more year.

[Fpoonsie]

How did UT show up? They were present, given, but showing up? No. A&M is better, but not very good at all. 200 yards rushing by one persom and a 7 point win is nothing. At least you're stuck with Sherman for at least one more year.

Wow. I thought this kinda butthurt was solely reserved for "jealous aggy."

Did Amarelooms hack your account, lee? Jeeeezus.

[DesignatedT]

:lmao :lmao at leemajors

[Sisk]

How did UT show up? They were present, given, but showing up? No. A&M is better, but not very good at all. 200 yards rushing by one persom and a 7 point win is nothing. At least you're stuck with Sherman for at least one more year.

:lol

[leemajors]

Wow. I thought this kinda butthurt was solely reserved for "jealous aggy."

Did Amarelooms hack your account, lee? Jeeeezus.

this is whole season venom, sorry. UT was a fucking disgrace, no reason for them to suck this badly. they had a snowball's chance in hell of winning this game. Seeing the same things fall apart every game and the same excuses from the coaching staff every week broke me. I am also a cowboys fan if that is an excuse. Aggies should have won this game by 20 at the very least. I am still amazed they didn't hand the ball to Gray every play the second half, he has 6 weeks to rest up for a bowl game. He may have ended up with 300, maybe even 400

[Fpoonsie]

Gotcha. I completely understand frustration and disappointment. After all, I'm an Aggie.

I'm sure next season, things'll be back to normal. I mean, Okie State? Really?!

[samikeyp]

After shucking Herbie Husker, Aggie comes in with a shitload of confidence. This could get ugly.



Sarge 35
Bevo 17

Well...I got the 17 right!! :lol

[johngateswhiteley]

well, as I expected it was close & sloppy as these games can be. as an Ag, the most frustrating was the muffed punt up 17-7. we had been moving the ball and were about to have it mid field up 10. but, I digress...and going into the game a one point victory I would have taken. nothing is certain, ala 2006.

[The Reckoning]

wow gilbert sucks so hard. i listened to the game on a radio, and everytime i heard "gilbert goes back to pass..." i cringed...and rightfully so.

terrible, terrible, season. rumors are mack is retiring.

[johngateswhiteley]

rumors are mack is retiring.

for real? I think there is a zero % chance that happens.

[Kermit]

for real? I think there is a zero % chance that happens.

There is a 100% chance that Mack Brown doesn't retire.

[The Reckoning]

like i said, that's just what rumors are spewing.

greg davis is FINALLY going to get canned though. UT fans have been waiting for that day for a loooong time.

[johngateswhiteley]

just saw the new polls, what a crock of shit. not expecting to A&M to pass ou or anything, but #18 & #19? fuck off.

[Sisk]

just saw the new polls, what a crock of shit. not expecting to A&M to pass ou or anything, but #18 & #19? fuck off.

Total bullshit.

[johngateswhiteley]

Total bullshit.

there are very few teams with more quality wins and our losses are to 3, basically, top 15 teams that happened before we changed qbs...undefeated since.

...fucking ridiculous.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Total bullshit.

It's the BCS, folks--I cannot believe such a retarded system has remained in place for so goddamn long, but there it is. I'm not even surprised, which is the pathetic thing :lol

[Sisk]

Our loses:

#7 Arkansas
#12 Missouri
#14 OSU

Preseason we had the #4 S.O.S.

Oh well.

I'm not surprised - I just hate the system. I knew we weren't going to jump OU.

[DesignatedT]

Hopefully Cotton knows this and still picks us. Would be absolutely awesome to go against Alabama or LSU in the bowl game. A chance to really make a statement.

[Doug Collins]

Hopefully Cotton knows this and still picks us. Would be absolutely awesome to go against Alabama or LSU in the bowl game. A chance to really make a statement.

I'd be happy with the Cotton or Alamo bowl. I'm pretty sure the Cotton Bowl will select us assuming OU wins the Big 12 title. I like our chances against LSU, Alabama scares me. I think we could take any Pac 10 team in the alamo bowl, guessing it would be Arizona.

[DesignatedT]

Yeah Arizona is pretty much a lock at the Alamo, I would much rather go play an SEC team in Cotton but Alamo would be nice just because I will be in SA for the break.

[Vito Corleone]

sorry aggsy but any SEC team would bend you freaks over just like last time. I'm not talking smack here, I'm talking truth. You better pray you get the alamo, that way you get a much softer opponent.

[Sisk]

sorry aggsy but any SEC team would bend you freaks over just like last time. I'm not talking smack here, I'm talking truth. You better pray you get the alamo, that way you get a much softer opponent.

We lost by a touchdown to Arkansas much earlier in the season with our now second string QB. We'd put up a good fight/beat LSU.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

sorry aggsy but any SEC team would bend you freaks over just like last time. I'm not talking smack here, I'm talking truth. You better pray you get the alamo, that way you get a much softer opponent.
:lol:lol:lol

Yeah, because the '09 and '10 Aggie teams are just SO similar..........

You can go ahead and crawl back under your rock now.

[Thompson]

For as much talk as there was earlier in this thread on how stupid 't.u.' is, I'm having trouble trying to figure out why spelling 'aggie' with a 'y' is supposed to offend me.