My Last FourLoko: A monosylab1k liveblog

[monosylab1k]

Since 4loko in it's current state is being banned, I've waited till now to have my final taste of that sweet nectar. I've got the day off, as I'm sure all of you do, so join me in this liveblog/chat/thread/whatever the fuck as I fall down the winding pit of 4loko despair.

[monosylab1k]

Also, to make sure I get good and toasty before this is all over, I'm going to throw IronMex and redzero a bone and down a pint of PBR first.

[monosylab1k]

Here we go!

[monosylab1k]

oh goddamn this PBR is fucking gross

[Double-Up]

They can't ban this shit, what the fuck?

[monosylab1k]

They can't ban this shit, what the fuck?

It's one thread you stupid faggot, just skip it unless your brain is too dumb to even get that.

[monosylab1k]

oh fucking shit this beer is goddamn disgusting.

[The Gemini Method]

oh goddamn this PBR is fucking gross

This is truth...

Godspeed, Mono, on your 4loko journey!

[Double-Up]

It's one thread you stupid faggot, just skip it unless your brain is too dumb to even get that.

Is that all Mavfan can say...etc etc stupid faggot? :lol

[ElNono]

This might be a good opportunity for luva to snitch on a couple of his buddies and try to frontrun into the MavKrew while mono is drunk...

[Gutter92]

hows it going? on the edge of my seat here

[monosylab1k]

Is that all Mavfan can say...etc etc stupid faggot? :lol

are you too fucking stupid to remember the etc etc part?

Enjoy the Rockets climb to the 2 seed, dick lick.

[Double-Up]

Is this you, whiteboy?


http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc5qhnotIw1qc0187o1_500.jpg

[Double-Up]

Best stock up on it now, fucking weekday drunk. :lol

[monosylab1k]

KVWWre8tn_U

[monosylab1k]

Best stock up on it now, fucking weekday drunk. :lol

oh my god, LOOK AT THE FUCKING THREAD TITLE YOU STUPID DICKHEAD ROCKETFAN.

why is it that not one Rocketfan on this site can fucking read?

[monosylab1k]

This might be a good opportunity for luva to snitch on a couple of his buddies and try to frontrun into the MavKrew while mono is drunk...

crofl

[Double-Up]

...and your mother can come and suck my cock if you don't like it. BTW, what kind of fucking name is monosylab1k? Never mind I don't wanna know...

[monosylab1k]

okay i finished that shitty beer

on to the main event

[monosylab1k]

what kind of fucking name is monosylab1k?

words are tough for you, huh?

[oh crap]

bitch at the store said some dude cleaned out the rest of their stock, grabbing like 40 cans of 4loko yesterday. i grabbed a 12% joose and chugged in under 15 minutes. should have grabbed 2.

[monosylab1k]

one sip in and I've got that initial "I don't want to drink anymore of this" fourloko regret. But I shall charge on for you, beloved ST faithful!

[Double-Up]

It's all part of the game, but I know you ain't about shit.

[oh crap]

KVWWre8tn_U

i saw this last night, fucking hilarious

[Venti Quattro]

...and your mother can come and suck my cock if you don't like it. BTW, what kind of fucking name is monosylab1k? Never mind I don't wanna know...

Ssssshhhut the fuck up and focus on the 4loko...

[TimDunkem]

It's all part of the game, but I know you ain't about shit.
http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo45/tahitijones/ohhhh.gif

[monosylab1k]

bitch at the store said some dude cleaned out the rest of their stock, grabbing like 40 cans of 4loko yesterday. i grabbed a 12% joose and chugged in under 15 minutes. should have grabbed 2.

haha nice.

All the big chain stores around here (QT/RaceTrac/7-11/etc) are distancing from the controversy, so they were all pussies and pulled it off the shelves.

I had to get it at some dirty ass convenience store, the type that smells like cat piss and Pakis.

[monosylab1k]

It's all part of the game, but I know you ain't about shit.

oh yeah :lmao you're that retarded "niggas fight over cell phone conversations" faggot. you ain't no hood nigga so quit frontin like you are.

you're probably one of them indian rocket fans, one of the hundreds that get into the AAC every Mavs/Rockets game and stink up the joint.

[Double-Up]

oh yeah :lmao you're that retarded "niggas fight over cell phone conversations" faggot. you ain't no hood nigga so quit frontin like you are.

you're probably one of them indian rocket fans, one of the hundreds that get into the AAC every Mavs/Rockets game and stink up the joint.

Is this you? :lol

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lhYF17_us7M/0.jpg

[monosylab1k]

oh shit! it's double up and other hardcore hood nigga rocket fans! they be fightin over cell phone convos!

http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2009/10/118626,xcitefun-rocket-singh-stills-2.jpg

[The Gemini Method]

I know this one 7-11 had tons last night, so I plan on getting me a few for posterity and for Thanksgiving Night...

[dirk4mvp]

Double-Down finding random pics of people drinking 4loko and sarcastically asking mono is that him is one of the funniest shticks on ST.

[monosylab1k]

oh btw selection was limited, i had to go with blue raspberry. it was that or grape. fourloko afficionados, did I make the right choice for my final drink?

[monosylab1k]

jesus this is alot grosser than I remember. tbh tho, drinking a 4loko is something you only find enjoyable well after you've finished it. the process of drinking it is no fun at all imho.

[The Gemini Method]

Grape, in my opinion, is the worst of the 4loks...

[Double-Up]

Double-Down finding random pics of people drinking 4loko and sarcastically asking mono is that him is one of the funniest shticks on ST.

Get off his cock for a change, no wonder the only word you fools know is "faggot".

[monosylab1k]

tbh, this is still alot better than that pint of Pabst. that shit was disgusting. hipsters prove again that they're stupid.

[dirk4mvp]

Get off his cock for a change, no wonder the only word you fools know is "faggot".

lol rocketfan the most irrelevant fanbase on ST

[monosylab1k]

Get off his cock for a change, no wonder the only word you fools know is "faggot".

crofl says the guy talking about getting on/off/under/over/sucking cocks every post.

[Double-Up]

lol at giving a fuck about another fanbase's status on a Spurs forum...

[monosylab1k]

lol rocketfan the most irrelevant fanbase on ST

and easily the lowest IQ. there's smart fans in every fanbase here, even Laker fans, but literally zero rocket fans on SpursTalk have anything beyond an elementary IQ.

[Double-Up]

crofl says the guy talking about getting on/off/under/over/sucking cocks every post.

Drunk fuck...:lol

[Cry Havoc]

I've heard 4L tastes good. I am disappoint. At least I know I'm not missing anything now.

[Double-Up]

Is this another one of your retirement threads? Just wondering...

[monosylab1k]

lol at giving a fuck about another fanbase's status on a Spurs forum...

at least you're badass on Missile Attack, Power Driver, Skee Ball, and Tetris. With those skills you HAVE to be some fucking Indian rocket fan :lmao :lmao :lmao

[ElNono]

I've heard 4L tastes good. I am disappoint. At least I know I'm not missing anything now.

Is that you, ducks? :lol

[Double-Up]

at least you're badass on Missile Attack, Power Driver, Skee Ball, and Tetris. With those skills you HAVE to be some fucking Indian rocket fan :lmao :lmao :lmao

Like making a thread about four locos drunk is better? :rollin

[monosylab1k]

I've heard 4L tastes good. I am disappoint. At least I know I'm not missing anything now.

tbh they're all pretty fucking gross tasting. but, as the great Sam Jackson would say "IT'LL GET YA DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKIN FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BITCH!"

[Double-Up]

Nigga get a job, fuck some bad broads, do something worthwhile you miserable piece of shit.

[monosylab1k]

http://www.americasbestmyspacecomments.com/graphics/drinking/10/pics_sam-jackson-good-mofo-beer.jpg

[jag]

They sell FourLoko here but it's the ho version. Its the same %alcohol as beer i think.

[monosylab1k]

Nigga get a job, fuck some bad broads, do something worthwhile you miserable piece of shit.

1) I got a job, a job so good that I can actually have days off during the holidays. I'm not like your lame ass, working a double at IHOP on Thanksgiving Eve.

2) I'm marries so pussy is out of the question

[monosylab1k]

They sell FourLoko here but it's the ho version. Its the same %alcohol as beer i think.

where do u live?

[oh crap]

oh btw selection was limited, i had to go with blue raspberry. it was that or grape. fourloko afficionados, did I make the right choice for my final drink?

blue raspberry was the last to go at the gas station i frequent so everyone seems to have been grabbing everything else first. i haven't tried either flavor but probably would have went with grape by default. shit, i got stuck with a lemon tea flavor joose so the fuck do i know?

[Double-Up]

You can't get better bitches sober so yea I guess I understand.

[monosylab1k]

I'm marries

:lol first typo, frist of manuy i'm sure

[Double-Up]

1) I got a job, a job so good that I can actually have days off during the holidays. I'm not like your lame ass, working a double at IHOP on Thanksgiving Eve.

2) I'm marries so pussy is out of the question

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

i got stuck with a lemon tea flavor joose so the fuck do i know?

how does that taste? everytime i saw it, half of me thought that was the grossest sounding shit ever, half of me thought it might be interesting to try.

[Venti Quattro]

:lol first typo, frist of manuy i'm sure

4Loko doin' work

[monosylab1k]

:lmao

crofl at least i got to choose the pussy i was gonna marry, not like in your home country where your parents arrange your marriage for you and shit :lmao

[jag]

where do u live?

The historic, beautiful and scenic Chattanooga, TN. It's like Memphis, except smaller, more scenic, less crime and about 80% less brothas.

I've had FourLoko but never the potent version

[monosylab1k]

The historic, beautiful and scenic Chattanooga, TN. It's like Memphis, except smaller, more scenic, less crime and about 80% less brothas.

I've had FourLoko but never the potent version

ah ok. i've been to memphis before, but only the white areas :lol good bbq :tu

[Double-Up]

crofl at least i got to choose the pussy i was gonna marry, not like in your home country where your parents arrange your marriage for you and shit :lmao

lol 20,000 posts...nigga you gets no pussy. You have too much free time on your hands among other things.

[monosylab1k]

btw that sig is classic! :lmao ron artest basically telling kobe that he'd be one dead nigga if this was hood ball, and ron muthafuckin artest would be the one killin his ass. then like 2 months later he signs on to be kobe's lap dog! :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

oh btw selection was limited, i had to go with blue raspberry. it was that or grape. fourloko afficionados, did I make the right choice for my final drink?

tbh Loko Uva (grape) was the only one I enjoyed. Blue raspberry was alright but it felt like the sugar was eroding my teeth with each chug

[monosylab1k]

lol 20,000 posts...nigga you gets no pussy. You have too much free time on your hands among other things.

like you have any time to get pussy, Mr. Champion Tetris/Long Drive/Skee Ball/Missile Attack champion :lmao

[monosylab1k]

EVERYBODY knows i'm a MTUHAFUCKIN MONSTER

i'm a need to see ya fuckin hands at the concert
i'ma needd to see ya fuckin halnds at the convert!

[monosylab1k]

like a like a g6

[monosylab1k]

oh btw in this lifeblog i will be answering all questions from my feelow ST brethren. so fire of any quesetions you may want to know about monosylabk1 i will be truthful as a muthafucka!

[monosylab1k]

tbh it's too bad Rogue is on the homeland asleep right now, worried that he'll have to fight in a war to save north korea from getting bukkaked by SK and America.

[DeadlyDynasty]

oh btw in this lifeblog i will be answering all questions from my feelow ST brethren. so fire of any quesetions you may want to know about monosylabk1 i will be truthful as a muthafucka!

who killed whottt?

[Double-Up]

Mono you suck cock /thread

[monosylab1k]

who killed whottt?

not JT and not the mookie crew and not m>s. i'm stilll sober enough to know i'll get banned for answering that question completely. but tbh nobody at ST had anythign to do with whottt's untimely demise.

RIP Whottt :depressed

[monosylab1k]

cock

your favorite word, you outsourced job stealing indian faggot

[Double-Up]

lol wanting attention, were you misunderstood as a child or something? This is a fucking NBA forum if your illiterate ass didn't notice.

[monosylab1k]

lol wanting attention, were you misunderstood as a child or something? This is a fucking NBA forum if your illiterate ass didn't notice.

lol indian rockets fan

i musta struck a nerve there, you're A not denying it and 2 more pissed than ever

[jag]

I've got a question..

What's a 60 year old man doing going to meet a 19 year old by himself in Arizona?

[monosylab1k]

actin like you some hardcore thug then sayin some ignant shit likae "niggas fight over cell fone conversations" like you know some thug shit :lmao get the fuck outta here you outsourced job havin dipshit. thank you come again

[Double-Up]

lol indian rockets fan

i musta struck a nerve there, you're A not denying it and 2 more pissed than ever

It's a free country, you can state whatever you like....stupid fuck. :lol

[monosylab1k]

I've got a question..

What's a 60 year old man doing going to meet a 19 year old by himself in Arizona?

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

we all know Cubby wanted to chorloform my understudy, take him to the basement so that he could meet The Gimp and perform all kinds of unsightly sexual things on him while lakaluva watched in the background and jerked off

the chuckbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cry Havoc]

Is that you, ducks? :lol

http://laist.com/attachments/la_carrie/Borat-flag.jpg

[monosylab1k]

i won't deny it i'm an indian rocket fan who is really good at shitty computer games on ST

[Cry Havoc]

Not to sidetrack your thread mono, but WTF is up with people making physical threats over SpursTalk lately? Unless I'm missing something. Maybe silverblk mystik = Double-Up? :lol

[monosylab1k]

tbh speaking of video games i downloaded on xbox live that one game LIMBO and that shit is fuckin legit :tu

[monosylab1k]

Not to sidetrack your thread mono, but WTF is up with people making physical threats over SpursTalk lately? Unless I'm missing something. Maybe silverblk mystik = Double-Up? :lol

cropfl it's all good, nothing to hijack. this thread can go wherever.

yeah there's some dumbasses who think the internet is really serious shit and real life physical fights are the best way to handle the seriousnes of the internet :lmao

[oh crap]

how does that taste? everytime i saw it, half of me thought that was the grossest sounding shit ever, half of me thought it might be interesting to try.

pretty foul, scro. pretty fucking foul. a few drinks in i stopped taking sips and started chugging so i wouldn't have to endure the taste in small portions.

[monosylab1k]

pretty foul, scro. pretty fucking foul. a few drinks in i stopped taking sips and started chugging so i wouldn't have to endure the taste in small portions.

:lol good thing i never tried it

[monosylab1k]

oh shit it's HarlemSlimCharles viewin the thread

[monosylab1k]

tbh nigga you regulatin lakaluva like that puts you past slimcharles status

but you still aint no fuckin marlo

[Double-Up]

actin like you some hardcore thug then sayin some ignant shit likae "niggas fight over cell fone conversations" like you know some thug shit :lmao get the fuck outta here you outsourced job havin dipshit. thank you come again

lol repeating yourself, I can do this shit all day, let me hit the blunt and I'll be right back to regulate your junkie ass once again.

[monosylab1k]

oh shit GOTTA PISS

[monosylab1k]

lol repeating yourself, I can do this shit all day, let me hit the blunt and I'll be right back to regulate your junkie ass once again.

lol talkin bout blunts and calling someone else a junkie

[monosylab1k]

indian rocket fan ready to fight a nigga over a cell phone conversation :lmao

[Double-Up]

lol talkin bout blunts and calling someone else a junkie

Drunk, junkie, celibate, yea you fit a lot of different categories.

[lil_penny]

R.i.p. To four lokos

[ElNono]

bitches and blunts thread! fuck yeah!

[stretch]

how much longer will fourloko be on sale?

me and beefanus had a bet on the raiders/steelers game. since the raiders lost, I have to chug 2 fourloko and 2 joose. tbh im hoping they are banned by time i see him again, so I dont end up having to go through with it

[The Gemini Method]

Are they outright banning them? I thought they were going to take the energy drink portion out of it and re-do it lol. I will have to seek out a few before they're totally pulled.

[oh crap]

how much longer will fourloko be on sale?

me and beefanus had a bet on the raiders/steelers game. since the raiders lost, I have to chug 2 fourloko and 2 joose. tbh im hoping they are banned by time i see him again, so I dont end up having to go through with it

the bitch at the convenient store told me that everyone is only allowed to sell whatever they had left in stock, they were told when they tried to reorder that they couldn't until the formula is changed so you probably lucked out since everyone seems to be stocking up. and tbh, no way you could chug 4 cans in one sitting man. it wouldn't happen.

[monosylab1k]

how much longer will fourloko be on sale?

me and beefanus had a bet on the raiders/steelers game. since the raiders lost, I have to chug 2 fourloko and 2 joose. tbh im hoping they are banned by time i see him again, so I dont end up having to go through with it

imho if you wait a while longer, there won't be any around. by the time those drinks are sold again they won't have caffeine and shit that will fuck you up faster but tbh it still will be strong and disgusting tasting.

:lmao steelers get their ass kicked by the patriots, then kick the shit out of the raiders.

:lmao Patriots get the raiders 1st round picks

[monosylab1k]

the bitch at the convenient store told me that everyone is only allowed to sell whatever they had left in stock, they were told when they tried to reorder that they couldn't until the formula is changed so you probably lucked out since everyone seems to be stocking up. and tbh, no way you could chug 4 cans in one sitting man. it wouldn't happen.

yes tbh. one 4loko is strong enough. two was too much for me, and as my picklebreath brother, you know that your tolerance is way lower than mine.

four 4lokos/jooses would fucking kill you.

[monosylab1k]

Are they outright banning them? I thought they were going to take the energy drink portion out of it and re-do it lol. I will have to seek out a few before they're totally pulled.

yeah theyr'e going to take out all the good shit like cacffeing ena taurine and shit. gay as fuck.

like someone can't just buy a red bull and pour a shitload of vodka into it. BANG instant 4loko

[The Gemini Method]

yeah theyr'e going to take out all the good shit like cacffeing ena taurine and shit. gay as fuck.

like someone can't just buy a red bull and pour a shitload of vodka into it. BANG instant 4loko

No kidding...you can buy all that and make your own 4loko...taurine and caffeine pills lol.

Just the gov't trying to take the fun out of your local 7-11s imo.

[21_Blessings]

They should ban them for tasting like piss.

[21_Blessings]

No kidding...you can buy all that and make your own 4loko...taurine and caffeine pills lol.
.

Usually I just pour some gin in my coffee :wakeup

[The Gemini Method]

They should ban them for tasting like piss.

They haven't done that for Coronas...so I don't suspect them doing it to the Lokos.

[monosylab1k]

They should ban them for tasting like piss.

yes tbh :tu

[monosylab1k]

They haven't done that for Coronas...so I don't suspect them doing it to the Lokos.

:lol or PBR's

fucking redzero and those other hipster faggots

[monosylab1k]

okay so the fourloko is FINISHED

IT'S FUCKING FINISHED

FINISHED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

MY LAST FOURLOKO EVER :cry

[The Gemini Method]

:lol or PBR's

fucking redzero and those other hipster faggots

Yeah, I never got that weird part of the 'hipster' scene...really? PBR? Are you freakin serious? Put those black horned-rimmed glasses down and get yourself some real drank.

[monosylab1k]

Usually I just pour some gin in my coffee :wakeup

:tu

[The Gemini Method]

Usually I just pour some gin in my coffee :wakeup

I can't fuck with the juice from the juniper berry...that shit wrecks havoc on my guts yo. Props to you...I normally have a screwdriver when I'm on vacation or a weekend morning.

[dirk4mvp]

ah ok. i've been to memphis before, but only the white areas :lol good bbq :tu

what parts of Memphrica did you go to, whiteboy? Germantown? Collierville?

[monosylab1k]

what parts of Memphrica did you go to, whiteboy? Germantown? Collierville?

LP Field to watch the GOAT aka Vince Young aka he just wins go out and curbstomp the Jets way back when, and then to some tourist BBQ place that was still okay, but i doubt it was the best BBQ memphis had to offer

[dirk4mvp]

Do you still think Brady isn't elite anymore?

[monosylab1k]

Do you still think Brady isn't elite anymore?

nope tbh.

pats aren't contenders even with the best record in the league. doesn't matter that they beat even bigger non-contenders Indy.

[koriwhat]

oh fucking shit this beer is goddamn disgusting.

oh what it's like to be 17 yrs old all over again....

- shitty beer, pbr. CHECK!
- trendy-hip 4loko. CHECK!
- getting drunk and bragging on the internet. CHECK!
- stupid fuckin' thread in the nba forum with no bball convo and nothing in it to raise the bar. CHECK!

[monosylab1k]

If Brady was still elite, he would have led ONE scoring drive in the fourth quarter, instead of relying on Peyton to choke even harder than he did.

[monosylab1k]

oh what it's like to be 17 yrs old all over again....

- shitty beer, pbr. CHECK!
- trendy-hip 4loko. CHECK!
- getting drunk and bragging on the internet. CHECK!
- stupid fuckin' thread in the nba forum with no bball convo and nothing in it to raise the bar. CHECK!

- still don't have calf tats. CHECK!
- still not a male secretary. CHECK!

so all in all i'm still not some douchey faggot.

[dirk4mvp]

nope tbh.

pats aren't contenders even with the best record in the league. doesn't matter that they beat even bigger non-contenders Indy.

son as long as you realize the Colts aren't contending only due to injuries.

[monosylab1k]

son as long as you realize the Colts aren't contending only due to injuries.

crofl or maybe it's also their choking QB and their non-elite receiving crew even when healthy, and especially their choking statue of a head coach who is more worthless than Wade Phillilps :lmao

[koriwhat]

They haven't done that for Coronas...so I don't suspect them doing it to the Lokos.

corona isn't bad especially when you compare it to the rip offs like dos Shitties, Sol, etc...

[dirk4mvp]

Peyton Manning is the best QB of all time

:tu

[koriwhat]

- still don't have calf tats. CHECK!
- still not a male secretary. CHECK!

so all in all i'm still not some douchey faggot.

- using the word douchey and still trying to act like you're not a trendy bitch. CHECK!

[dirk4mvp]

http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2010/09/brady-bieber.jpg

[monosylab1k]

corona isn't bad especially when you compare it to the rip offs like dos Shitties, Sol, etc...

only a faggot male secretary with calf tats would ever suggest that Corona > Dos XX

[The Gemini Method]

corona isn't bad especially when you compare it to the rip offs like dos Shitties, Sol, etc...

That is true...the only Mexican beer that I'll consider most of the time is Bohemia...well, truth be told I'm not much of a beer drinker, so I could be out of my element.

[koriwhat]

btw, fuck football! there's a forum for that as well as one you can troll in. take your shitty bball takes to one of those forums.

[monosylab1k]

http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2010/09/brady-bieber.jpg

lol bieber haircutted faggot = 3 rings and 1 choke

lol frankenstein haircutted faggot = 1 rex grossman award + 900000000000 chokes

[monosylab1k]

That is true...the only Mexican beer that I'll consider most of the time is Bohemia...well, truth be told I'm not much of a beer drinker, so I could be out of my element.

pacifico = best mexican beer, but that still isn't saying a whole lot

[koriwhat]

only a faggot male secretary with calf tats would ever suggest that Corona > Dos XX

you drink PBR and you're giving me shit about my taste in beer? hahaha! i don't drink corona often but i'd much rather have it over that poor excuse for a beer dos Shitties.

the most uninteresting thing about the most interesting man in the world is his taste in beer.

[dirk4mvp]

lol bieber haircutted faggot = 3 rings and 1 choke

lol frankenstein haircutted faggot = 1 rex grossman award + 900000000000 chokes

Brady has had way more chokes recently than Manning. Get over it scrah.

lol brady

[koriwhat]

pacifico = best mexican beer, but that still isn't saying a whole lot

you have no idea what good beer is let alone good mexican beer. ever been to mx? all the beers you've mentioned so far are the cheap shit in mx and are considered the worst beers out there. only in the states do all these shitty beers become popular.

[koriwhat]

That is true...the only Mexican beer that I'll consider most of the time is Bohemia...well, truth be told I'm not much of a beer drinker, so I could be out of my element.

negra modelo. i'm not big on bohemia.

[monosylab1k]

all the beers you've mentioned so far are the cheap shit in mx and are considered the worst beers out there. only in the states do all these shitty beers become popular.


negra modelo.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

holy shit i'm fucking about to piss my pants at the self-ownage :lmao:lmao:lmao

[DPG21920]

Question to the op:

Who are your top 5 ugliest posters based on their posting style/quality? Another way to ask it is: whos posting is so crappy, that they would have to be ugly in real life?

Thanks!

[monosylab1k]

Brady has had way more chokes recently than Manning. Get over it scrah.

lol brady

Brady's last choke job - Super Bowl 42
Peyton's last choke job - Super Bowl 44, oh wait nevermind last week :lmao

[koriwhat]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

holy shit i'm fucking about to piss my pants at the self-ownage :lmao:lmao:lmao

what's to laugh about? i drink all kinds of beer, even the shitty beers, but i def won't touch pbr. lonestar from time to time even though that shit sucks as well but never ever pbr!

[koriwhat]

yall ever been to BJ's brewery? they have a badass stout there called tatonka or some shit like that. if yall haven't been there, go! good food and great beer.

[monosylab1k]

Question to the op:

Who are your top 5 ugliest posters based on their posting style/quality? Another way to ask it is: whos posting is so crappy, that they would have to be ugly in real life?

Thanks!

1. all Rocket fans
2. koriwhat
3. silverblack mystic or whatever - just retarded
4. Alvarez6, z0sa, any other college aged poster who writes every post like they're experts on every subject on eartth
5. 21 Blessings - he's genius when he stick to his boilerplate topics, when he goes out of his element he's lost and in the pit of despair

[koriwhat]

luva, who is that in your av?

[monosylab1k]

yall ever been to BJ's brewery? they have a badass stout there called tatonka or some shit like that. if yall haven't been there, go! good food and great beer.

lol you might as well ask if we go to chili's and ever had their super unique chicken crispers

[dirk4mvp]

Brady's last choke job - Super Bowl 42
Peyton's last choke job - Super Bowl 44, oh wait nevermind last week :lmao

crofl skipping over the Jets game this season and the Balt playoff game.

[koriwhat]

2. koriwhat

it's because you're all gay for me. don't deny it faggot!

[The Gemini Method]

yall ever been to BJ's brewery? they have a badass stout there called tatonka or some shit like that. if yall haven't been there, go! good food and great beer.

Tatanka is definitely a must-have at BJ's and the Blonde is as well...Oh, but the Jeremiah Red owns all at that place...

[koriwhat]

lol you might as well ask if we go to chili's and ever had their super unique chicken crispers

nope, two totally different places. one is a brewery, the other is just a fuckin' shitty restaurant. you must like shitty restaurants, i mean you like shitty beer and those two shitty things go hand in hand.

[koriwhat]

Tatanka is definitely a must-have at BJ's and the Blonde is as well...Oh, but the Jeremiah Red owns all at that place...

i've only been there once but i will def try that jeremiah next time. thanks for the suggestion!

[Gutter92]

mono, you could go outside right now and have sex with hobos in the alley and you'd still be less gay than koriwhat tbh

[koriwhat]

:lol

well? :king

edit: white gold? is he a musician?

[stretch]

mono, you could go outside right now and have sex with hobos in the alley and you'd still be less gay than koriwhat tbh

it is impossible to be more gay than koriwhat

literally. impossible.

[koriwhat]

mono, you could go outside right now and have sex with hobos in the alley and you'd still be less gay than koriwhat tbh

look at this idiot here. he's def getting the "dumbass of the the year" award this yr for his stupid fuckin threads in the past 3 wks or so.

[monosylab1k]

crofl skipping over the Jets game this season and the Balt playoff game.

choking is when you're the better team and you get owned.

[monosylab1k]

look at this idiot here. he's def getting the "dumbass of the the year" award this yr for his stupid fuckin threads in the past 3 wks or so.

:lmao calf tats getting bukkaked with ownage

[koriwhat]

it is impossible to be more gay than koriwhat

literally. impossible.

oh no! the egang is trying to gang up on me. haha!

[stretch]

look at this idiot here. he's def getting the "dumbass of the the year" award this yr for his stupid fuckin threads in the past 3 wks or so.

also impossible, although he has had some pretty awful threads

however with your stupid fuckin posts over the past 3 years or so, i think you have the award locked up for life :toast

[The Gemini Method]

ah, white gold...those commercials were entertaining tbh.

[monosylab1k]

tbh i've never seen a white gold commercial on tv ever. but i dont watch alot of tv i just get it on demand or on hulu or dvd or whatever.

[koriwhat]

also impossible, although he has had some pretty awful threads

however with your stupid fuckin posts over the past 3 years or so, i think you have the award locked up for life :toast

3 yrs huh? is that when yall started noticing me here at ST or you just throwing out a number? if i remember correctly, it wasn't until the end of last yr when yall started trying to hump me. bunch of fresas!

LUVA, i don't know what i just watched but the shit is hilarious. thanks for sharing!

[21_Blessings]

ah, white gold...those commercials were entertaining tbh.

They were awful

But viewing them as if it actually were lakaluva makes it fucking hilarious:lol

[koriwhat]

lets get this thread 30 deep! only 7 pages so far, wtf?!

[koriwhat]

It's a shame what they did to 4loko. Yet Everclear is still legal.

i don't think it's much to do with the alcohol as much as it is with the mixing of both alcohol and energy drink.

[monosylab1k]

it makes me curious if bars are banned from serving red bull and vodkas. cuz that's just as bad as a 4loko

[monosylab1k]

i don't think it's much to do with the alcohol as much as it is with the mixing of both alcohol and energy drink.

it's only because some dumbass college kids (probably ALVAREZ6 and z0sa) got so drunk on 4loko that they blacked out and got ass raped. as if drinking a shitload of any other alcoholic beverage wouldn't produce the same results.

[Brodie Bruce]

Four Loko is ridiculously nasty and alters the taste of any alcohol you drink afterwards to some kind of janky Loko backwash mixture. It's best to just drink two Lokos and call it a day if you're going to drink it anyway.

They all taste like goat piss. Be a man and shoot scotch.

[The Gemini Method]

it's only because some dumbass college kids (probably ALVAREZ6 and z0sa) got so drunk on 4loko that they blacked out and got ass raped. as if drinking a shitload of any other alcoholic beverage wouldn't produce the same results.

I think that was the meaning behind the ban. College students thinkin' they could handle their drank but couldn't. As if alcohol should ever be the scapegoat for your lack of control ;).

[monosylab1k]

I just like how backward the government thinks.

"Oh, we'll just ban 4loko and magically college kids won't get drunk and blackout at parties anymore!"

as if they forget that american college kids have been doing that for over 50 years now.

[koriwhat]

it makes me curious if bars are banned from serving red bull and vodkas. cuz that's just as bad as a 4loko

nope, not yet. went out last night and a few of my friends were downing yager bombs. i know it's not vodka but it's all the same.


it's only because some dumbass college kids (probably ALVAREZ6 and z0sa) got so drunk on 4loko that they blacked out and got ass raped. as if drinking a shitload of any other alcoholic beverage wouldn't produce the same results.

it is stupid that the gov got involved. young kids will be kids, if they die or get overly trashed, well it's because they're fuckin' idiots and deserve it. gov shouldn't be able to regulate everything.

[monosylab1k]

I think that was the meaning behind the ban. College students thinkin' they could handle their drank but couldn't. As if alcohol should ever be the scapegoat for your lack of control ;).

well as 1 semester of college level genius ALVAREZ6 will tell you, shooting up heroin is safer than drinking alcohol :lmao

[The Gemini Method]

I just like how backward the government thinks.

"Oh, we'll just ban 4loko and suddenly kids won't get drunk and blackout at parties anymore!"

as if they forget that american college kids have been doing that for over 50 years now.

Or, if you believe in conspiracy theories...that it was the gov't who financed studies that led to the explosion in commercially made energy drinks that were once solely targeted as ways to keep the soldiers awake on the battlefield...

That's why college is about survival....who can do the most keg stands in a 6-year span and not blackout lol.

[z0sa]

it makes me curious if bars are banned from serving red bull and vodkas. cuz that's just as bad as a 4loko

they're targeting specific products with the ban, tbh

[koriwhat]

well as 1 semester of college level genius ALVAREZ6 will tell you, shooting up heroin is safer than drinking alcohol :lmao

i read that article too... haha! i've known some junkies and i'd take a few beers any day of the week over getting into the mess those fools were in. with that said, i know some alcoholics and their lives are just as piss poor.

[monosylab1k]

i read that article too... haha! i've known some junkies and i'd take a few beers any day of the week over getting into the mess those fools were in. with that said, i know some alcoholics and their lives are just as piss poor.

yeah true, being so addicted to any substance that it controls your life is bad. but it's so retarded to think that shooting up heroin is better than drinking a beer or a 4loko even.

[koriwhat]

yeah true, being so addicted to any substance that it controls your life is bad. but it's so retarded to think that shooting up heroin is better than drinking a beer or a 4loko even.

i'll def agree with that notion.

moderation is always key but never ever would i shoot up or even try heroin.

[The Gemini Method]

C'mon...chase the dragon! Chase the dragon!

[koriwhat]

C'mon...chase the dragon! Chase the dragon!

only if that dragon is smoking some killer bud!

[Brazil]

That is true...the only Mexican beer that I'll consider most of the time is Bohemia...well, truth be told I'm not much of a beer drinker, so I could be out of my element.

except Bohemia is a Brazilian beer

[monosylab1k]

let's have a toast to the douchebags!

have a toast to the assholes!

let's have a toast to the scumbags, every one of them that i knowwwwwwwww!

let's have a toast to the jerkoffs that'll never take work off!

[The Gemini Method]

except Bohemia is a Brazilian beer

Technically, its a Czech recipe...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuauht%C3%A9moc_Moctezuma_Brewery#Bohemia

There may be a Brazillian beer of the same name, but I'm talkin' bout this one herr.

You sure you're not talkin' bout Brahma?

[koriwhat]

except Bohemia is a Brazilian beer

yeah i don't know, a bunch of the mexicans i used to hang with would always drink that shit.

fwiw, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuauht%C3%A9moc_Moctezuma_Brewery

edit: just saw that Method posted the same link

[monosylab1k]

okay this shit has officially worn off.

it's over.

FourLoko, I'll never forget you :cry It was great while it lasted

[koriwhat]

okay this shit has officially worn off.

it's over.

FourLoko, I'll never forget you :cry It was great while it lasted

buy some bud(not beer) and call it a day!

btw, i have no idea how yall can drink those 4lokos or similar. i just can't get past that nasty ass energy drink taste. ew!

[Brazil]

Technically, its a Czech recipe...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuauht%C3%A9moc_Moctezuma_Brewery#Bohemia

There may be a Brazillian beer of the same name, but I'm talkin' bout this one herr.

You sure you're not talkin' bout Brahma?

It's in portugues but you will figure out:

Foi fundada em 1853 (http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/1853), pelo colono alemão Henrique Kremer (http://pt.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Henrique_Kremer&action=edit&redlink=1), na época artista com o nome de cervejaria Bohemia. Quando ele faleceu em 1865 (http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/1865), a empresa ficou com os seus herdeiros,que a rebatizaram de Augusto Kremer & Cia.Pouco depois de uma década com a separação dos sócios,a empresa ficou a cargo de Frederico Guilherme Lindscheid (http://pt.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Frederico_Guilherme_Lindscheid&action=edit&redlink=1)

Basically it's a brazilian company created by a german, there is big german community in the South of Brazil.

Brama is also a Brazilian beer like Antartica, Skol, Bavaria, Kaiser etc...

All the Brazilian beer are not very tasty, you drink that almost frozen, very light beer, not comparable with the European ones.

[DPG21920]

I am proud to say I have never had a 4loko. Never will.

[Brazil]

I am proud to say I have never had a 4loko. Never will.

I didn't know the existence of 4loko but now I feel I need to try it

[monosylab1k]

I am proud to say I have never had a 4loko. Never will.

That is simultaneously commendable and faggy.

[koriwhat]

no 4loko for me either, i just don't get down with energy drinks. i like the taste of beer and would rather not mask it and get all tweaked out.

[DPG21920]

I don't want it to stunt my growth. I'm still holding out for the explosion of height. I feel the the growing pains.

[koriwhat]

I don't want it to stunt my growth. I'm still holding out for the explosion of height. I feel the the growing pains.

:rolleyes

[DPG21920]

???

[Gutter92]

tbh leave it as it was -- let people drink what they want...if they're smart, they wont overdo it...if not...natural selection at its finest imo

[IronMexican]

except Bohemia is a Brazilian beer

Man, I love Bohemia. I was doing constuction with my uncle, and all we did was drink Bohemia and Dos Equis. I drank about 6 bottles of both and felt great.

[IronMexican]

I've also been cutting back on drinking. I don't think I've drank a beer in almost 2 weeks. And when I did, it was only a Tecate and some shitty Miller light.

[Brazil]

Man, I love Bohemia. I was doing constuction with my uncle, and all we did was drink Bohemia and Dos Equis. I drank about 6 bottles of both and felt great.

Bohemia is a nice beer, easy to drink, ideal when the temperature is hot but it's a little bit light for my taste.

[IronMexican]

Bohemia is a nice beer, easy to drink, ideal when the temperature is hot but it's a little bit light for my taste.

You guys must have some strong beer down there. Cause Bohemia is pretty strong for beer here, not counting Malt liquor. Tastes good, though.

[koriwhat]

i love paullaner beers!

[Koolaid_Man]

Since 4loko in it's current state is being banned, I've waited till now to have my final taste of that sweet nectar. I've got the day off, as I'm sure all of you do, so join me in this liveblog/chat/thread/whatever the fuck as I fall down the winding pit of 4loko despair.


say jive turkey...:lol had you been slanging that dick right and tasting your Bitches sweet nectar perhaps she wouldn't have left your ass...Ohh wait shit...my bad that was Findog I get all you faggots from Dallas mixed up....but at any rate Vulvaface's girl was fucking her half brother and Findog's girl left him for his homie no wonder you Niggas in Dallas crazy as fuck...drinking that fucked up girly shit...:lol

[koriwhat]

say jive turkey...:lol had you been slanging that dick right and tasting your Bitches sweet nectar perhaps she wouldn't have left your ass...Ohh wait shit...my bad that was Findog I get all you faggots from Dallas mixed up....but at any rate Vulvaface's girl was fucking her half brother and Findog's girl left him for his homie no wonder you Niggas in Dallas crazy as fuck...drinking that fucked up girly shit...:lol

where's vulva been? did he get banned too?

[Koolaid_Man]

the lame nigga prolly locked up on some domestic violence 'tranny beating' charges....

[cornbread]

Not sure if this just successful viral marketing on mono's part but I could really for a 4Loko right about now.

[Shank]

I don't want to skim though 9 pages, but did mono die?

[monosylab1k]

I don't want to skim though 9 pages, but did mono die?

tbh I blacked out and don't remember any of this.

btw everybody, don't drink 4loko, or your ass will hurt really bad afterwards.

[frodo]

tbh I blacked out and don't remember any of this.

btw everybody, don't drink 4loko, or your ass will hurt really bad afterwards.

that's when you need to drink more of it and your ass will feel OK soon.

[Roddy Beaubois]

I still have 9 left tbh. 7 Orange (best flavor), 2 Fruit punch.

lol being finished with lokos.

[HarlemHeat37]

They're still available in NY until mid-December..I've never tried one, I'm thinking I will, since there's all this hype surrounding it..

I'm not big on beer though, I'll pretty much drink any beer available to me, it's good for chilling, but I'd rather get the harder shit to get drunk..

Good thread, btw..impressive how Mono generated 9 pages out of random discussion..

[IronMexican]

"twisted" :lol

gay

[HarlemHeat37]

"twisted" :lol

gay

:huh:huh

[IronMexican]

I just don't think I've head that word on anything besides movies. when referring to drinking.

[HarlemHeat37]

Who said that?..

[IronMexican]

Nice edit 11 minutes later, brah.


Cool east coast slang, brah.

[IronMexican]

Or maybe it's a camel jockey term.

[HarlemHeat37]

Nice edit 11 minutes later, brah.


Cool east coast slang, brah.

:lol:lol

[j.dizzle]

Sons thanksgiving eve is the biggest drinking night of the year, have a drink or two or three or twelve hahaha. :toast

[The Gemini Method]

Fuck...I can't feel my face. I found the last liquor store in my area that has the Lokos...bought a blue raspberry and grape...the grape is horrible. I also got a Sapporo tall can. WTF was I thinking

[024]

i have a friend that stocked up on 20 cans of that 4loko.

[The Gemini Method]

That shit is potent...no wonder they wanted that shit blocked...

[BUMP]

b1k, the godos the course, the parmthe usual

I just finished my last one as well, and I'm drinking a 6pack of Keysteon os well, holy fuckasim hammered bro! keep this thread alive, tbh, imho

:cry:cry RIP 4loko :cry:cry

[BUMP]

sup mid, i see your ss likrinking, ayou betetr respond bro. curisous to hear your thoughts, miss you man no homo

[Hooks]

I drank two of those bad bitches, they got me pretty fucken drunk lol. I have a really low tolerance as well, I've only been drunk maybe like 10 times ever.

I was planning on drinking one but then my drunk mind was like "More! I need more!" so I drank the second one pretty fast, then after that I played beer pong. I pretty much got shutout cause I couldn't even hit a damn cup, I blacked out after that. Good times :)

[BUMP]

i've nebver haf dtow n arow, i should try it wsome time. pmne get sme preyty buz
zed imgofds

[midnightpulp]

sup mid, i see your ss likrinking, ayou betetr respond bro. curisous to hear your thoughts, miss you man no homo

Starting early?

Where you been the last week? Did you really retire all your trolls?

[BUMP]

yeah, i felt ist was time, i have a bullshit test in an ohour, (my last one of the yaer) so it phought i'd get hammered b4 it imho, just for rthe fuck of it, and i've been saving some 4 lkgs since they're all out tbhg

[midnightpulp]

yeah, i felt ist was time, i have a bullshit test in an ohour, (my last one of the yaer) so it phought i'd get hammered b4 it imho, just for rthe fuck of it, and i've been saving some 4 lkgs since they're all out tbhg

Ever try a Camo?

Beer with 11% alcohol content, iirc.

[BUMP]

no, tbh imho

Tilt, is what I'm gonna try, 12% alcholosg but no caffeine

[midnightpulp]

no, tbh imho

Tilt, is what I'm gonna try, 12% alcholosg but no caffeine


the best thing my dad did fo' me was bless me with a swell cock...and my mama told me be careful what bitch i fuck with but to never stop until i bust a nut....and for the record I work half of part time... doing some accounting work for my folks...I'm a math major...:rollin

Koolaid_Man's mom is interested in her son's orgasms.

[Roddy Beaubois]

I still have 9 left tbh. 7 Orange (best flavor), 2 Fruit punch.

lol being finished with lokos.

5 left imho. Drank 3 on Saturday (lol retard).