ill bet my two balls that Dallas will end our streak. [Archive]

etbluffer

11-24-2010, 03:48 PM

After seeing NOLA newspaper joke about them possibly losing to the Clips (then it really happening), I won't take anything for granted as a fan. I believe the Spurs will win tonight, as they have done better with teams under .500 unlike November last season. If the Spurs show up and play their brand of basketball, it will be a double digit win...
As for Dallas. I also think the Spurs are a better and more complete team than the Mavs, so I do expect them to win that game. I honestly think it comes down to the NO game on Sunday. I will say this, if the Spurs win the next three games, I really believe the league has to take notice and make the Spurs the favorites to make it to the WCF, if not the Finals.

spurs10

11-24-2010, 03:49 PM

Which Mavs fan will be collecting on the wager when and if the the Spurs win?
If it has anything to do with a guy's testicles, you can bet Cuban will be all over it.

rjv

11-24-2010, 03:51 PM

at least your willing to put your balls where your mouth is

koriwhat

11-24-2010, 03:55 PM

So we're going to lose by 12?

:lol Koriwhat

this isn't + / - stats... i was talking about spurs winning by a margin of 12 pts. come on now, don't act like you didn't know what the fuck i was trying to say.

you're crazy CH :toast

Warlord23

11-24-2010, 04:03 PM

this isn't + / - stats... i was talking about spurs winning by a margin of 12 pts. come on now, don't act like you didn't know what the fuck i was trying to say.

you're crazy CH :toast

CH wasn't talking about +/- stats, but about the margin in spread betting. Spurs + 12 means the Spurs are the underdog by 12 points.

PS: I'll refrain from making the obligatory high-school diploma joke

koriwhat

11-24-2010, 04:11 PM

CH wasn't talking about +/- stats, but about the margin in spread betting. Spurs + 12 means the Spurs are the underdog by 12 points.

PS: I'll refrain from making the obligatory high-school diploma joke

and how would i know that considering i am not a betting man? +12 to me means we're gonna win by 12 pts.

can't always assume everything and even with a hs diploma, which doesn't mean shit in this day and age, i still wouldn't have guessed +12 meant we were underdogs considering i don't bet.

Cry Havoc

11-24-2010, 04:41 PM

and how would i know that considering i am not a betting man? +12 to me means we're gonna win by 12 pts.

can't always assume everything and even with a hs diploma, which doesn't mean shit in this day and age, i still wouldn't have guessed +12 meant we were underdogs considering i don't bet.

You used betting terminology. Spurs +12 is what you would see on a gambling line for the margin of the game.

Live and learn, koriwhat.

koriwhat

11-24-2010, 04:55 PM

You used betting terminology. Spurs +12 is what you would see on a gambling line for the margin of the game.

Live and learn, koriwhat.

i'm learning... so a - would mean they aren't underdogs? i guess i really should goto google and figure all this out on my own.

Lukor

11-24-2010, 05:38 PM

If Dirk had the supporting cast Duncan has he would wipe the floor with any team in the league. Sadly he's surrounded by scrubs and has beens.

Cry Havoc

11-24-2010, 06:03 PM

If Dirk had the supporting cast Duncan has he would wipe the floor with any team in the league. Sadly he's surrounded by scrubs and has beens.

They would score 125 a game.

Which would be great except they'd give up 130 a game.

Horse

11-24-2010, 06:33 PM

If Dirk had the supporting cast Duncan has he would wipe the floor with any team in the league. Sadly he's surrounded by scrubs and has beens.
Rahahaha you douche dick has had plenty of good players he just can't get it done. Shit he was minutes away from going up 3-0 on a miami team that we would've murdered.

Horse

11-24-2010, 06:34 PM

Timmy got finley a ring, and dick had his when he was an all-star.

crc21209

11-24-2010, 06:37 PM

They would score 125 a game.

Which would be great except they'd give up 130 a game.

:lol

DieHardSpursFan1537

11-24-2010, 06:49 PM

Why is everybody expecting Spurs to lose? I always hope for them to win. Of course they're going to lose games, but hey, I always want my favorite team to win.

Lukor

11-24-2010, 06:53 PM

They would score 125 a game.

Which would be great except they'd give up 130 a game.

Maybe.Maybe not. It's been a few years since Dirk had legit allstars as teammates.
Atleast you seem to get that my post was a compliment to the Spurs team. Parker and Manu are playing like allstars. Duncan's decline should be pretty obvious by now, it's no disrespect to him when i state that he's basically a roleplayer next to Tony and Manu. He's putting up like 13/9. And it's not like he was very good in last year's playoffs,in fact he had the lowest playoff PER of his career(19.7).

Halberto

11-24-2010, 07:39 PM

Balls

Fundamental

11-24-2010, 07:44 PM

Duncan's decline should be pretty obvious by now, it's no disrespect to him when i state that he's basically a roleplayer next to Tony and Manu. He's putting up like 13/9.

Every teammate on the Spurs roster is a "role" player...next to every other teammate.

Vito Corleone

11-24-2010, 07:44 PM

at least your willing to put your balls where your mouth is
:lmao :rollin

TampaDude

11-24-2010, 07:50 PM

you just KNOW its going to be them.

+1 Dallas will likely be the team to hand us our second loss of the season.

urunobili

11-24-2010, 07:56 PM

it may happen tonight...

ShoogarBear

11-24-2010, 08:16 PM

If Dirk had the supporting cast Duncan has he would wipe the floor with any team in the league. Sadly he's surrounded by scrubs and has beens.

You could give Dirk a 2-0 lead in the Finals and a double digit lead in game 3 and he still couldn't wipe the floor with anyone.

wildbill2u

11-24-2010, 08:17 PM

you just KNOW its going to be them.

Dude, yu need a new life or a new wife. Basketball streaks are really really not that important.

Gutter92

11-24-2010, 08:20 PM

LOL koriwhat

on topic...so it looks like the OP is getting a vasectomy after all, eh?

Obstructed_View

11-24-2010, 09:52 PM

Bye, balls.

Texas_Ranger

11-24-2010, 10:00 PM

It will be Minnesota. :D

Rapper

11-24-2010, 10:13 PM

It will be Minnesota. :D

not yet not yet

lefty

11-24-2010, 10:48 PM

Classic thread in the making :lmao

Obstructed_View

11-24-2010, 11:02 PM

Hello, Balls? It's the governor on line one...

koriwhat

11-24-2010, 11:24 PM

LOL koriwhat

on topic...so it looks like the OP is getting a vasectomy after all, eh?

how about

lol gutter is a damn bandwagon fan! no fuckin' doubt about it! :flag:

Kamala

11-24-2010, 11:27 PM

http://www.jsrbc.50megs.com/IM/e3.jpg

That's a very even set of extra terrestrial balls. I'm still waiting for my right one to drop!:toast

BlairForceDejuan

11-24-2010, 11:32 PM

Sadly, I agree Dallas will prevent #13

koriwhat

11-24-2010, 11:34 PM

Sadly, I agree Dallas will prevent #13

fuck dallas! fuck bandwagon fans too!

mytespurs

11-24-2010, 11:39 PM

you just KNOW its going to be them.

probably so-then mavsfan will go on ad nauseum about ending the spurs streak for weeks on end.......like it really matters in the scheme of things.

Still, streak is has to end sometime-I thought it would be tonight but Spurs find a way to get it done. So I'm going to enjoy it while it last and when they lose, just a blimp on the road. Season doesn't end tomorrow.

Gutter92

11-24-2010, 11:41 PM

how about

lol gutter is a damn bandwagon fan! no fuckin' doubt about it! :flag:

:lmao

says the guy that signed up less than a year before me...:lmao

Annoying Mav fan

11-24-2010, 11:42 PM

you just KNOW its going to be them.

Of course the Mavs are going to beat them. We're going kick these dumbass Spurs back to being irrelevant again.

They had a cakewalk schedule and now they finally have a challenger.

koriwhat

11-24-2010, 11:47 PM

:lmao

says the guy that signed up less than a year before me...:lmao

no, says the dude who fuckin' played vs the coyote during half time in the damn hemisphere. yeah, that guy!

who gives a shit when i signed up? that makes or breaks me as a real fan? how about this, i never give up on the team i root for, spurs, and i always think a W is gonna be the end result for them in any game.

bandwagon fag!

koriwhat

11-24-2010, 11:48 PM

Of course the Mavs are going to beat them. We're going kick these dumbass Spurs back to being irrelevant again.

They had a cakewalk schedule and now they finally have a challenger.

too bad the spurs don't have to kick the mavs back to irrelevancy because the mavs have yet to be relevant. oh so sad...

poop

11-25-2010, 01:08 AM

jesus, my balls were really sweating on this one

PhoenixSpursFan

11-25-2010, 01:10 AM

you just KNOW its going to be them.

I BET IT'S GONNA BE MINNESOTA............NEVERMIND:downspin:

100%duncan

11-25-2010, 08:09 AM

good bye making babies

Frankie23

11-25-2010, 08:22 AM

Yeah, we are going to lose against Dallas.

greyforest

11-25-2010, 08:45 AM

If Dirk had the supporting cast Duncan has he would wipe the floor with any team in the league.

Genius...if the Mavs were much, much more like the Spurs they would wipe the floor with any team in the league.

I cannot argue this logic.

lefty

11-25-2010, 03:27 PM

Balls time

Amuseddaysleeper

11-25-2010, 03:47 PM

Dallas is playing very good defense this year. I'm hoping the lack of focus in the Minny game was just an off night for the Spurs, otherwise Dallas's D could be good enough to stop the Spurs O'.

I'm cool with the streak ending, but just don't let it be to Dallas.

ohmwrecker

11-25-2010, 03:51 PM

If Dirk had the supporting cast Duncan has he would wipe the floor with any team in the league. Sadly he's surrounded by scrubs and has beens.

If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.

angelbelow

11-25-2010, 06:11 PM

Class A level spurs fan right here. Even if you lose your balls this Friday (and make no mistake - you will), you should get a medal for being such an awesome spurs fan.

Lukor

11-25-2010, 06:21 PM

Hmm why would you think SA will loose tomorrow. You guys are on a huge winning streak, it's a home game and Dallas is largely the same as last year(without Roddy). Why would you loose?

Cessation

11-25-2010, 07:47 PM

Yeah, spurs might lose against dallas, last couple of wins came hard, took alot out of them mentally and physically. Mavs will be pissed cause we owned them hard in the playoffs, and dirk looks like he means busines with that buzzcut, lol.

Sean Cagney

11-25-2010, 09:25 PM

I hope we go out and take that game, hate everytime we lose to that team.

poop

11-26-2010, 12:18 AM

Hmm why would you think SA will loose tomorrow. You guys are on a huge winning streak, it's a home game and Dallas is largely the same as last year(without Roddy). Why would you loose?

because its the fucking dallas mavericks

DAF86

11-26-2010, 12:25 AM

I have the same feeling.

spurtech09

11-26-2010, 12:34 AM

feel sorry for you buddy....goodluck having no nuts....spurs will in a close one

spurtech09

11-26-2010, 12:34 AM

oops win**** lol

Gutter92

11-26-2010, 12:47 AM

no, says the dude who fuckin' played vs the coyote during half time in the damn hemisphere. yeah, that guy!

who gives a shit when i signed up? that makes or breaks me as a real fan? how about this, i never give up on the team i root for, spurs, and i always think a W is gonna be the end result for them in any game.

bandwagon fag!

I'm superstitious :lol

Whenever I say we're gonna win, we lose :depressed

Mavs take the next game by 12

lefty

11-26-2010, 10:27 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/SuYUQc6tC0I/AAAAAAAAK5Q/bUY8gxh9yaY/s400/balls+of+steel+hood+sized+copy.jpg

Vito Corleone

11-26-2010, 10:27 PM

Spurs up by 2 after 3 quarters. balls are beginning to sweat

lefty

11-26-2010, 10:49 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/SuYUQc6tC0I/AAAAAAAAK5Q/bUY8gxh9yaY/s400/balls+of+steel+hood+sized+copy.jpg

Gutter92

11-26-2010, 10:51 PM

lol someone gets to avoid the vasectomy

spurs1990

11-26-2010, 10:54 PM

Fuck this. Everyone saw this loss coming.

SplitterHook

11-26-2010, 10:56 PM

hehe nice bet.

Borosai

11-26-2010, 10:57 PM

Lucky pair.

Texas_Ranger

11-26-2010, 11:00 PM

Well that was easy to guess.

Hemotivo

11-26-2010, 11:01 PM

good call

Sean Cagney

11-26-2010, 11:03 PM

Man I didn't want to but it was set up and you knew this was coming! Not saying Dallas is better just saying that if it were to be to a team then why not them? Rivals.

z0sa

11-26-2010, 11:06 PM

Tough game. Spurs played flat for the most part. Way too many turnovers. Dirk was unstoppable. Moving on to the NO game.

JustinJDW

11-26-2010, 11:54 PM

Well maybe if everyone didn't play Devils Advocate and act like they know we are going to loose every single game before we actually play the games, we might actually win these games! :bang

Haha, nah, just kidding. :toast

Blackjack

11-27-2010, 12:01 AM

Congrats on keeping your balls.

I suggest you start making bets -- especially when the stakes are your balls -- that have some kind of payoff. Seems a pretty lose-lose proposition.

poop

11-27-2010, 12:08 AM

me = prophet

Sean Cagney

11-27-2010, 12:45 AM

me = prophet

I hate the fact that you were but you were this time :( DAMNIT.

honestfool84

11-27-2010, 12:46 AM

me = prophet

you had a 50-50 chance to get it right. big. effing. deal. :rolleyes

ohmwrecker

11-27-2010, 12:54 AM

Seems a pretty lose-lose proposition.

I'd hate to see a man lose his balls, but the higher probability of reproduction isn't exactly a comforting thought either.

Oh, you meant him . . .

TJastal

11-27-2010, 12:55 AM

Nice call, poop.

I actually thought the spurs would lose to the timberwolves. The crash and burn was inevitable with Bonner logging 3X as many minutes as Splitter & Parker's image being dragged through the mud by the media and RJ's balls shriveling up faster than EricB's at a co-ed naked volleyball tournament.

Rapper

11-27-2010, 06:48 AM

Your balls is safe

SpursRulez4eVeR

11-27-2010, 09:32 AM

Nice balls, poop.

poop

11-27-2010, 10:10 PM

you had a 50-50 chance to get it right. big. effing. deal. :rolleyes

i can predict the outcome of spurs games with probably 85% accuracy. i know when i sense a loss

odds for new orleans game: 45% win 55% loss

you can take that to vegas, anyone feel free to consult with me on betting advice and approximate odds for any spurs game.

Cessation

11-27-2010, 11:50 PM

after hornets, next 6 or so games are against pretty weak competition, think we can hold on to the best record in the nba for a while