Things you would like to do, but wont because of society.

[IronMaxipad]

I think it would be amazing to roller blade everywhere instead of walk. Why the hell is roller blading considered feminine or uncool? What the hell is wrong with having shoes that glide!?

Go to hell society, one day I will grow a pair and do this.

[ALVAREZ6]

LOL great thread idea and I agree with your post

[Nathan Explosion]

I think it would be amazing to roller blade everywhere instead of walk. Why the hell is roller blading considered feminine or uncool? What the hell is wrong with having shoes that glide!?

Go to hell society, one day I will grow a pair and do this.


LOL great thread idea and I agree with your post

:lol Fags

[benefactor]

Smoke weed. I have a family to support so I need my job and I need to stay out of jail, but it was legal I'd burn a few after work.

[CubanSucks]

I think it would be amazing to roller blade everywhere instead of walk. Why the hell is roller blading considered feminine or uncool? What the hell is wrong with having shoes that glide!?

Go to hell society, one day I will grow a pair and do this.

I tried my hardest to think of some way to bash this but damn...that's a great fucking idea.


If someone 200 years ago knew there was going to be an invention like skates most people would've probably thought it would replace shoes all together for day to day life

[Brodie Bruce]

Smoke weed. I have a family to support so I need my job and I need to stay out of jail, but it was legal I'd burn a few after work.

Weed won't give you the kind of legal trouble you're suggesting unless you get caught with a half pound or more. I can dig not smoking it because your work gives you random screens, mostly everyone is in that boat. You just gotta grow up at some point and realize if you continue being a pothead you will be working at Burger King or Walmart the rest of your life.

[frodo]

Smoke weed. I have a family to support so I need my job and I need to stay out of jail, but it was legal I'd burn a few after work.

you can't get jailed just for smoking weed imho. only dealing drugs is illegal and may get one in jail imho, not sure about the laws in texas though.

[benefactor]

If you possess weed in Texas they can take you to jail...no matter how much you have on you. If my work were to find out I'd get fired. Not worth the risk.

As far as being a pothead goes, I haven't smoked in many years...but I would if it was legal. It's no different than having a beer after work.

[BlairForceDejuan]

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all damn day. Then I'd dress up as a clown, surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and just wait until somebody sat in it..and hear squish. That's funny to me.

Then I'd paint, read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing.

But...I don't got that kinda time.

[Jacob1983]

2 chicks at the same time.

[IronMexican]

2 chicks at the same time.

Try getting one first.

[ALVAREZ6]

Smoke weed. I have a family to support so I need my job and I need to stay out of jail, but it was legal I'd burn a few after work.

I feel for you, truly sad :depressed

[Clandestino]

Fucking hilarious!
If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all damn day. Then I'd dress up as a clown, surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and just wait until somebody sat in it..and hear squish. That's funny to me.

Then I'd paint, read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing.

But...I don't got that kinda time.

[Venti Quattro]

Killing someone.

[BlackSwordsMan]

rape

[Barfunk]

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all damn day. Then I'd dress up as a clown, surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and just wait until somebody sat in it..and hear squish. That's funny to me.

Then I'd paint, read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing.

But...I don't got that kinda time. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

rape

this

[ALVAREZ6]

:lol

[Gutter92]

calf tats...always wanted some, however, I dont wanna not be able to wear shorts for the rest of my life tbh

[SA210]

Put cheaters in jail.

[phyzik]

close down 1604 and hold a race. 5 laps.

[KapitanTutan]

harass my sister in law

[Darrin]

I'd smoke wherever I wanted to (cigarettes).

[Jacob1983]

Steal

[Technique]

Stop being so self conscious and go roller blade.

Who the fuck cares what some random dude that will you will never see in your life think?

[Winehole23]

At first I thought Jacob 1983's initial post in this thread was self-bloadinating. Then IronMexican chode bloaditated him severely.


(Actual events, accurately observed, often prove our preconceptions wrong.)