sons Jessica Simpson got dressed up for the Macy's Parade today ...

[BRHornet45]

http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hello-kitty-macys-parade-balloon1.thumbnail.jpg




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http://www.sharenxs.com/thumbnails/mid/caba/eh/bb/cf/bg/tn-jj.jpg

[CubanSucks]

Is something supposed to be funny? This thread sucks

[Glenn Holland]

the only thing funnier than BRHornets humor is your claims that the pasty, pale, white broad in your sig is hot.

[ashbeeigh]

yep. She looks pregnant.

[BRHornet45]

sons when did it become "cool" to be "big and beautiful" ?

[ashbeeigh]

sons when did it become "cool" to be "big and beautiful" ?

She's probably wearing a size 8 or 10 there. That's not "big and beautiful."

The guy in the background looks pleased with her appearance.

[Leetonidas]

I would fuck the shit out of her.

Literally.

[DJ Mbenga]

she really let go.

[CubanSucks]

she really let go.

and you've really gotten lazy with that sig of yours

[Pick of Destiny]

I'd still smash.

[DJ Mbenga]

and you've really gotten lazy with that sig of yours

son i have been busy but i also cant remove my alison brie. until i find better option or more of her you will have to wait patiently. make no mistake i will come back in an epic sig

[Cupid]

I wouldn't be too quick to diss Jessica....sexual napalm doesn't come around every day ya know.

[KapitanTutan]

id rather hit tarausi than that oversized bitch

[KapitanTutan]

right son?

[mojorizen7]

I would fuck the shit out of her.

Literally.

Join.

[JoeChalupa]

I'd hit it.

[BRHornet45]

We live in a twisted society, son. I wonder what Pastor Manning would say about these big fist bumping dogs.

"Me, myself, I'm a man 235, oops, 245 pounds, I wouldn't get caught dead with a woman that size."

- Pastor Manning

lol son

[SA210]

I'd hit it.

[SA210]

lol son we must hear the sermon again about fat women like Jessica and Michelle Obama ...

If9KopxdA-I

:lol This guy always makes me laugh! I remember a vid posted of him talking about choking someone, then immediately repented for it lol. I wish I could find that vid.

[BRHornet45]

from this

http://www.squarelogic.net/urbankittys/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jessica-simpson4.jpg
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5713/87455748.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00522/Jessica_Simpson_522352a.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/12981/28_2007/jessica-airport.jpg


to this

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/images/2009/5/jessica-simpson-fat-or-pregnant-1.jpg
http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/jessica_simpson_really_fat2.jpg
http://www.gossipboulevard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/post_image-0909_jessica_simpson_gma_00.jpg

damn what a shame

[JackLalanne]

Nothing a few weeks of excercise, training and juicing couldn't cure and she'd be hot as ever.

[BRHornet45]

:lol This guy always makes me laugh! I remember a vid posted of him talking about choking someone, then immediately repented for it lol. I wish I could find that vid.

lol son here you go (3:55 mark is when the choking part it starts)

4Q0QF0jiouw

[BRHornet45]

Nothing a few weeks of excercise, training and juicing couldn't cure and she'd be hot as ever.

truth, but son I think she is a lost cause now because she has found her "inner beauty" whatever the hell that is. See America is a country that loves to kiss the asses of fat people and tell them "you're beautiful!" ... fuck no you're not!

[JackLalanne]

truth, but son I think she is a lost cause now because she has found her "inner beauty" whatever the hell that is. See America is a country that loves to kiss the asses of fat people and tell them "you're beautiful!" ... fuck no you're not!

Grandson, I've bedded and kissed the ass of much heavier women in my day and I ain't ashamed to admit so. Some of the best of I've ever had.

[jag]

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/jessica_simpson_really_fat2.jpg




Wow...Tony Romo fucked her shit up.

[SA210]

lol son here you go (3:55 mark is when the choking part it starts)

4Q0QF0jiouw

:lmao Thanks!

[ashbeeigh]

yep. She looks pregnant.

[Zelophehad]

Is something supposed to be funny? This thread sucks

I was thinking the same thing about you tbh.

[BurgerKing]

I'd have her my way!

[monosylab1k]

You can't get an endorsement deal with Trimspa until you get fat and then lose all that weight. Smart move on her part. Take over where dead anna nicole left off.