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Blackjack
11-27-2010, 01:51 AM
Bonku: Haiku to the stylings of Matt Bonner.
http://thescore.vo.llnwd.net/o25/fromGVG/BonnerThumb.jpg
I am tall and white
I shoot the 3 day and night
Make me a sandwich . . .
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 01:56 AM
The ginger ablaze
His playing time never wanes
He spaces the floor
ALVAREZ6
11-27-2010, 01:58 AM
He can be decent
But always blows in playoffs
Useless overall
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 01:59 AM
You want some defense?
Rebounding and a post game?
I space the floor great
Hands up in the air
But feet never leave the ground
Thats pool boy defense
ElNono
11-27-2010, 02:01 AM
Best 3pt shooter in the NBA
That's why Pop loves me
Dirk ate my sandwich
Red streak 'cross the court
The Rocket out on the break
There goes a T-Rex
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 02:04 AM
The positioning
The grace that of a caveman
He tries really hard
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 02:06 AM
Pop tells me to shoot
Or bench me, oh yes he will
Championship hopes
I just shoot some threes
Then throw up some lame runners
Then shoot some more threes
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 02:09 AM
Dex just put it down
I am laughing my ass off
But crying inside
TJastal
11-27-2010, 02:10 AM
lol raising the bar
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 02:13 AM
lol raising the bar
It's five-seven-five
If TJ can't hang get out
Matt's better than you
jaffies
11-27-2010, 02:14 AM
Was gonna post, but...
Does CROFL have syllables?
Gonna go with two.
jjktkk
11-27-2010, 02:18 AM
Wow. I thought it took more than one bad game to start a Bonner sucks thread.
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 02:21 AM
Was gonna post, but...
Does CROFL have syllables?
Gonna go with two.
http://a.espncdn.com/i/magazine/new/040604_lane.jpg
I'll allow it. :tu
jaffies
11-27-2010, 02:23 AM
Wow. I thought it took more than one bad game to start a Bonner sucks thread.
It's a free country!...
...wait...I'm doing it again!
Can't....stop........haikuing!!
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 02:24 AM
Wow. I thought it took more than one bad game to start a Bonner sucks thread.
Bonku is an art
Interpretation varies
Just eat a sandwich
ElNono
11-27-2010, 02:24 AM
Wow. I thought it took more than one bad game to start a Bonner sucks thread.
It's called humor...
You should try it sometime...
jjktkk
11-27-2010, 02:26 AM
It's called humor...
You should try it sometime...
I was. You trying to say keep my day job?
ElNono
11-27-2010, 02:29 AM
I was. You trying to say keep my day job?
It came across kinda douchey actually... but if you say it was humor, it's all good... :lol
ALVAREZ6
11-27-2010, 02:30 AM
Bonner is funny
Makes me laugh while on the court
What a goofy guy
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 02:31 AM
To be or not to
B, as in Bonner, Matty
Ain't Scalabrine
TJastal
11-27-2010, 03:22 AM
Don't run Bonner off that line
He'll make you ride the pine
And then take you out for some fine dine'
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 03:36 AM
Don't run Bonner off that line
He'll make you ride the pine
And then take you out for some fine dine'
I applaud the attempt and/or you being rebellion with the 5-7-5 format. :tu
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 10:35 AM
Wow. I thought it took more than one bad game to start a Bonner sucks thread.
You're pissing up a rope
Go with the flow not against
T-Rex arms are funny
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 10:37 AM
New thread name: Bonka?
Bonner Udoka hybrid
Pop's new favorite player
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 10:39 AM
Tony four for twelve
One assist four turnovers
Want me some Parkus
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 10:42 AM
Hang in there Spur Fan
Splitter on Oberto Plan
Just wait til next year
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 10:47 AM
November win streak
Dies a predictable death
Red Rocket for threeeeeee!
GoSpurs99
11-27-2010, 10:48 AM
T-Rex runs ablaze
Head fake shakes my kid sister
Conan O'brien
yavozerb
11-27-2010, 10:49 AM
Who is that white guy
Why does he run so funny
Tjastal, dont cry
TJastal
11-27-2010, 10:49 AM
Hang in there Spur Fan
Splitter on Oberto Plan
Just wait til next year
Lockout might be a looming
Splitter won't be blooming
With so few minutes grooming
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 10:52 AM
Must write more Bonkus
The hilarity never ends
Bonner drives the lane!
yavozerb
11-27-2010, 11:01 AM
Ahhh, bonku is good
Bonku is how the world turns
Bonku relegion
yavozerb
11-27-2010, 11:05 AM
My name is Bonner
To shoot it or not to shoot
That is the question
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 11:07 AM
Lockout might be a looming
Splitter won't be blooming
With so few minutes grooming
This Bonku fails
Five seven five need not rhyme
Go try limericks
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 11:09 AM
My name is Bonner
To shoot it or not to shoot
That is the question
Answer is to shoot
Pop will bench him if he won't
Red Rocket for threeeeee!
yavozerb
11-27-2010, 11:12 AM
Lockout might be a looming
Splitter won't be blooming
With so few minutes grooming
Bonku is an art
Some will try and most will fail
Stick to comic books
:lol
Bender
11-27-2010, 11:26 AM
Three point shooting champ
He runs like Herman Munster
The Sandwich Hunter
TJastal
11-27-2010, 11:35 AM
Yavozerb has dilemna
All seven feet is handcuffed
But Pop likes Bonner
Leonard Curse
11-27-2010, 12:27 PM
Wow. I thought it took more than one bad game to start a Bonner sucks thread.
dont act like i hate bonner when we lose i always hate the guy.
Solid D
11-27-2010, 01:29 PM
I'll get you there but
playoffs, I'm a sitter, use
Tiago Splitter
BlairForceDejuan
11-27-2010, 01:34 PM
I have no post game,
Nicest player in the league,
Straight Outta Concord.
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 01:36 PM
Mel destroys Bonku
Bonner-Udoka hybrid?
Want me some Parkus? :rollin
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 01:38 PM
New Hampshire born, bread
That's right, bread as in sandwich
Bonner's 3-point meal
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 01:39 PM
I have no post game,
Nicest player in the league,
Straight Outta Concord.
Seriously, that's a Weird Al video in the making. Somebody get on that. :tu
jimo2305
11-27-2010, 01:46 PM
Red Rocket Matt Bonner
Still not Bogans or Roger
Keep stretching the D
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 02:12 PM
Bonner may be Dirk
With red hair, less height and talent
But details, really
TJastal
11-27-2010, 02:16 PM
Crotch rockets are fun
Until you splitter your pants
And your asshole burns
I am the only one who can't fucking stand haikus?
benefactor
11-27-2010, 02:21 PM
Is that red hair black?
Skin seems suddenly darker
Looks just like Horry
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 02:25 PM
I am the only one who can't fucking stand haikus?
Many feel like you
They just don't post in this thread
Bonku for the win
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 02:26 PM
Could be even worse
Twenty million for Rashard
Produces same as Matt
ShoogarBear
11-27-2010, 02:32 PM
In a playoff dream
Matt Bonner hits a clutch shot
And green pigs slam dunk
ShoogarBear
11-27-2010, 02:37 PM
And then a nightmare
Pop subs for the Red Rocket
And puts in Jacque Vaughn
ShoogarBear
11-27-2010, 02:40 PM
He pulls down the three
Dribbles in for the hook shot
The crowd sends a gasp
DieHardSpursFan1537
11-27-2010, 02:54 PM
Gonna shoot some 3's
Then play some really bad D.
And go eat another Sandwich with Cheese
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 03:09 PM
Matt Bonner skyhook
Kareem Abdul-JaBonner
Hall of Fame awaits
iManu
11-27-2010, 04:04 PM
Banana peppers
Whole wheat with light mayo, please
Vinegar tuna
cdcast
11-27-2010, 04:18 PM
A Bonner nightmare
Pop and Spurs fans go "OH NO!!!!!!"
Two dribbles then CLANK
:depressed
Time stops in its tracks
A hush falls over the crowd
Bonner blocked a shot :wow
SpursRulez4eVeR
11-27-2010, 04:53 PM
tiago's here
oh wait here comes bonner
miss 3's and no D
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 04:57 PM
I come from Brazil
The Spanish League M.V.P.
Bonner I am not :depressed
SpursRulez4eVeR
11-27-2010, 04:58 PM
i pumpfake the three
put the ball on the floor
and you know the rest
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 05:02 PM
The opposition
They are always so thankful
With my floor presence
Mel_13
11-27-2010, 05:05 PM
Mason, Bogans gone
Two outta three ain't bad, but
Oh what could have been
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 05:07 PM
I talked with Coach Pop
It was over at Subway
Tiago valeted
TJastal
11-27-2010, 05:14 PM
I talked with Coach Pop
It was over at Subway
Tiago valeted
TI-A-GO
You scored a hat trick there, Black :tu :clap
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 05:17 PM
It really is a great name: Tiago . . .
SpursRulez4eVeR
11-27-2010, 05:26 PM
bonner both hands up
and 1 opportunity
bonner with the foul
angelbelow
11-27-2010, 05:29 PM
Bonner likes sandwiches
but can bonner make sandwiches?
or does bonner just buy his sandwiches?
ShoogarBear
11-27-2010, 05:34 PM
He pulls down the three
Dribbles in for the hook shot
The crowd sends a gasp
i pumpfake the three
put the ball on the floor
and you know the rest
You win. :depressed
No wait . . .
1-2-3-4-5 . . only 6!
:danceclub
cdcast
11-27-2010, 05:35 PM
Bonner hesitates
He drives down the lane.... oh look,
A "Bonner Sucks" thread
Agloco
11-27-2010, 05:50 PM
Sudoka brown arm
Enters game with Red Rocket
Disaster soon comes
Solid D
11-27-2010, 09:45 PM
Bonner is Bonner
Visions of Tony Parker
dancing in ducks head
Fabbs
11-27-2010, 09:57 PM
Good work guys :lol :toast
Clang, clang inside arc
like drummer boy hits cymbal
I am Matt Bonner
Fabbs
11-27-2010, 09:59 PM
oil, oil, massage too.
Here comes T_Park and Chumpy
post game ritual
angelbelow
11-27-2010, 10:00 PM
Wow. I thought it took more than one bad game to start a Bonner sucks thread.
Is this your first season as a spurs fan?
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 10:01 PM
He's no Mike Finley
And Pop will concede that point
But he sure shoots threes
jjktkk
11-27-2010, 10:07 PM
If Tony just passes me the ball without the whine, I'll start jacking 3's in no time.
Blackjack
11-27-2010, 11:17 PM
I am efficient
I am economical
I am a Grand Prix
benefactor
11-28-2010, 12:08 AM
Red Rocket blasts off
With star level plus minus
Wait...what's a rebound?
spurs2112
11-28-2010, 12:26 AM
Gets to much minutes
Pop needs to play Splitter or
No parade in spring
objective
11-28-2010, 12:45 AM
Thought he spread the floor?
ABSOLUTE PLAYOFF FAILURE.
Splitter benched for good.
Blackjack
11-28-2010, 01:23 AM
Advanced statistics
The Prince of the Plus-Minus
objective objects :smokin
Blackjack
11-28-2010, 01:25 AM
You want me to start
You know you need me to start
No, Tiago, no
Blackjack
11-28-2010, 01:33 AM
It is not my fault
The floor cannot spread itself
Pop's priorities
Cessation
11-28-2010, 02:37 AM
Blackjack is good at this.
trollt
11-28-2010, 02:50 AM
Tony was right this
year is our last chance though not
'cause of Tim: NT
trollt
11-28-2010, 02:56 AM
the earl of jabbar
don't blame me blame pop; March tim
will be gassed, book it
objective
11-28-2010, 03:28 AM
Zero Turnovers
Is the Latest Excuse for
Postseason Chokers
objective
11-28-2010, 03:31 AM
Bonner is better
than Scola said the posters
who were quite clueless
objective
11-28-2010, 03:33 AM
Okkervil River makes
incredible music but
playoff threes still bricked
objective
11-28-2010, 03:36 AM
Twenty point lead, yay!
What? Take out Bruce? NOOOOO! Please NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dynasty ended.
------------
that's a bonus WCF game 1 against the Lakers in 08 haiku
objective
11-28-2010, 03:38 AM
Hey? Where is George Hill?
"Playoffs are not for George." - Pop
Crushed by Mavericks.
-----------
bonus 2009 round 1 haiku
Chieflion
11-28-2010, 04:42 AM
Two plus one is three.
Bonner's still with both hands up.
Count it, plus the foul!
AFBlue
11-28-2010, 10:46 AM
New Hampshire born, bread
That's right, bread as in sandwich
Bonner's 3-point meal
:lol
ohmwrecker
11-28-2010, 11:09 AM
A six ten Steve Kerr
with even less ball handles
no clutch in playoffs
Fabbs
11-28-2010, 11:11 AM
A six ten Steve Kerr
with even less ball handles
no clutch in playoffs
Stop slandering the Kerrdog and his super nutty 2003 playoff Championship run!
Edit this crap!
ohmwrecker
11-28-2010, 11:27 AM
Fabbs the worst poster
the forum has ever known
make me a sandwich
ShoogarBear
11-28-2010, 11:32 AM
Twenty point lead, yay!
What? Take out Bruce? NOOOOO! Please NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dynasty ended.
This is Udoku.
TimDunkem
11-28-2010, 11:59 AM
Two plus one is three.
Bonner's still with both hands up.
Count it, plus the foul!
You just scored on me
I'll take those three points back now
Never mind, I'll pump fake
Part 2:
I'll throw a runner
In your face, forget the pass
Clank, maybe next time
Blackjack
11-28-2010, 01:01 PM
Give me whole wheat bread
Roast beef, onions and mayo
No cheese, Tiago
Blackjack
11-28-2010, 05:00 PM
On the bench I sit
The defense begins to thrive
An aberration?
Fabbs
11-28-2010, 05:08 PM
I compare Steve Kerr
The Championship Helper
to my lover Matt
The oil bois ad another....
ohmwrecker
11-28-2010, 05:37 PM
I am too stupid
To write a proper haiku
Or comprehend humor
benefactor
11-28-2010, 05:42 PM
Bonner on the bench
Pop instead goes with small ball
Spurs roll for the win
Blackjack
11-28-2010, 05:46 PM
Sitting on the bench
There's certainly some merit
Subway sponsorship
Ed Helicopter Jones
11-28-2010, 09:55 PM
Good! Good! Good! Good! Good!
WHAT, the playoffs have started?!!
Miss! Miss! FVCK! Miss! FVCK!!!
Blackjack
12-02-2010, 02:36 AM
Blair, Dyess and Splitter
Yanked in and out on a whim
Bonner's certainty
:smchode:
ohmwrecker
12-02-2010, 02:38 AM
Splitter played seven
The Red Rocket played thirty
Pop has lost his mind
Texas_Ranger
12-02-2010, 02:41 AM
Bonner sucks ass
Bonner can't hit a 3
Bonner plays 30 minutet
objective
12-02-2010, 02:42 AM
we have Splitter now
Bonner: 5th big, spot minutes :
Pop has other plans
Blackjack
12-02-2010, 02:46 AM
It's me again, Matt
Just chillin', doin' my thang
Thanks Coach Popovich
ohmwrecker
12-02-2010, 02:51 AM
Matty is worthless
If he cannot hit the three
"Let's play him!", says Pop.
Chomag
12-02-2010, 02:57 AM
Bonner making contributions to the NBA posters
Splitter does not have a three-point shot
Splitter gets minutes after dying hair red.
ohmwrecker
12-02-2010, 02:59 AM
It is five, seven, five
You cannot freestyle haiku
There are rules, you know
Blackjack
12-02-2010, 02:59 AM
Hey, watch this right here!
I shoot from the parking lot
We wish you'd stay there
ohmwrecker
12-02-2010, 03:02 AM
I'd like a sandwich
How many threes did you make? :depressed
No sandwich for you!
Flux451
12-02-2010, 03:03 AM
zero for six, ouch
nothing else to contribute
curse this universe
Blackjack
12-02-2010, 03:07 AM
Red means stop, mostly
But not for Matty B, y'all
I've got the green light! :elephant
ALVAREZ6
12-02-2010, 03:07 AM
Matt the red douche bag
Better stay on the damn bench
Unless you're on fire
Gutter92
12-02-2010, 03:09 AM
Useless sack of shit
Blake Griffin used him tonight
Nail his ass to bench
awktalk
12-02-2010, 03:10 AM
I can win you games
Splitter can't play any defense
Give me my minutes
Gutter92
12-02-2010, 03:10 AM
I can win you games
Splitter can't
Give me my minutes
:lmao
Blackjack
12-02-2010, 03:10 AM
Thank you, Mike Finley
These here photos work wonders
How'd you bend like that?
awktalk
12-02-2010, 03:15 AM
Bonner has a ring
And a New Balance shoe line
Live by the Bonner
Chomag
12-02-2010, 03:19 AM
Tony's game has dipped
Bonner likes to eat french dip
Hoagie bun and all
awktalk
12-02-2010, 03:23 AM
Best three point shooter
Can't bench when 15 and 2
On a back to back
Blackjack
12-02-2010, 03:42 AM
It's pinching yourself
That really is how I feel
I get paid for this?
Yorae
12-02-2010, 06:27 AM
Back to back's a pain
No time to make a sandwich
Wound up shooting bricks
SpursRulez4eVeR
12-02-2010, 07:33 AM
I can't shoot tonight
pop wants me to spread the floor
live or die by me
Chieflion
12-02-2010, 09:11 AM
Got thirty minutes
R O F T L O L
Not sure if serious.
ElNono
12-02-2010, 09:14 AM
Got thirty minutes
R O F T L O L
Not sure if serious.
:lol
ShoogarBear
12-02-2010, 01:10 PM
Got thirty minutes
R O F T L O L
Not sure if serious.
:lol
DrSteffo
12-02-2010, 01:26 PM
Miss hit miss hit miss
He is better than Splitter?
miss miss miss miss miss
Blackjack
12-02-2010, 01:32 PM
30-minute abs?
Splitter vanishes in less
It's all Pop's doing
Chomag
12-02-2010, 01:38 PM
clang clang clang clang clang!
Finley said this would be fun!
clang clang clang clang clang!
TJastal
12-02-2010, 01:41 PM
potential member
just wants a rassberry cookie
praise pop and bonner
MaNu4Tres
12-02-2010, 01:49 PM
Rasho six year deal
Colangelo for the win
Oh what might have been
Somewhere five years in
Pop fell for hoagie hunter
Will it ever end
wontstartdumbthreads
12-02-2010, 02:20 PM
there once was a flying red rocket
who's balls never went in the pocket
and as he kept trying
the Spurs fans kept crying
and hoped Pop would finally say "fock it"
benefactor
12-02-2010, 02:56 PM
Matt Bonner re-signs
"He will play reduced minutes."
lol Spur fan
Buckets become bricks
Shooting percentages fall
Matt is still just Matt
elec99
12-02-2010, 03:49 PM
run like dinosaur
shoot 3 pointers like shot put
wish arms were longer
wontstartdumbthreads
12-02-2010, 04:03 PM
Your agent is on the phone
Hello this is Matt
Holy fuck they paid what
Your agent is on the phone
Hello this is Matt
Holy fuck they paid what
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku
wontstartdumbthreads
12-02-2010, 05:05 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mora_(linguistics)
Cessation
12-02-2010, 05:22 PM
Got thirty minutes
R O F T L O L
Not sure if serious.
+1
one of the better ones
gsmith78
12-02-2010, 05:30 PM
Seven for seven
one nights miracle outburst
free pass all year long
Blackjack
12-05-2010, 09:20 PM
NBA TV
National television
There's some trade value! :smokin
DPG21920
12-05-2010, 09:24 PM
Sh*tting On SpursTalk
He has plenty of Charmin
It's his DNA
Blackjack
12-05-2010, 09:34 PM
Sh*tting On SpursTalk
He has plenty of Charmin
It's his DNA
That's just uncalled for.
But hilarious, nonetheless. :rollin
Four of five from 3.
Guess who's back in town, baby.
Splitter, get my Prix.
Chomag
12-05-2010, 09:44 PM
Bonner shoots the threes.
Splitter came from miles away.
Next year, second year!
Cessation
12-05-2010, 11:04 PM
lol these are great
bonner is the perfect subject
Borosai
12-06-2010, 12:01 AM
Haters gonna hate
Matty just took a big dump
Enjoy your new hats
cdcast
12-06-2010, 12:05 AM
Petition commish
Play Hornets all 82
Oh please let it be
Blackjack
12-06-2010, 12:28 AM
I'm a shooting-4
Don't ask me to hit the boards
Play 2-guards that can
Cessation
12-06-2010, 12:40 AM
Haters gonna hate
Matty just took a big dump
Enjoy your new hats
+1 lol
Darkwaters
12-06-2010, 12:52 AM
Graceful lumbering
Hulking, plodding, Stumbling
The coach's delight
Blackjack
12-06-2010, 12:56 AM
Another good night
Just guaranteeing minutes
Starting come April
Yorae
12-06-2010, 03:59 AM
Thank God oven's fixed
Took ten sandwiches today
Dumped it on ST
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