Spurs merchandise stolen

[Gutter92]

Wtf?

Happy Ending in San Antonio Wal-Mart theft
SAN ANTONIO (AP) - A man was caught on surveillance cameras exiting the Wal-Mart on Vance Jackson Road in San Antonio, Texas, with a package of stolen Spurs merchandise. The theft occurred on Saturday at around 6:15 PM. The items stolen include a Tim Duncan jersey, a Spurs Christmas stocking, among other things. The San Antonio Police department has just arrested a suspect who they say fits their description. Police chief Armando Riviera held a short press conference just minutes ago. "To be honest, this was one of the easiest cases we've ever had. The surveillance tapes showed the suspect leaving the Wal-Mart, and as we looked at the tapes, a feature about the suspect stuck out to us. He had calf tattoos. We used this information and found the suspect within hours. To think, if he had just worn pants instead of shorts, we would have never found him" said Riviera, laughing as he left the podium.

[honestfool84]

:lol

[Refocus]

lmao.

[NASpurs]

:lmao

[jaffies]

NOBODY trolls koriwhat like Gutter :lol

[Mugen]

:lmao

[ElNono]

lol

[Cessation]

wow, this is epic +100 bro

[Juanobili]

ok I lol'd

[koriwhat]

best troll thread yet gutter! :tu

[Chachachango]

thats some fucked up shit but still lol

[Nathan89]

:lmao Good troll job.

[spursfan1000]

lol

[Pelicans78]

That's pretty funny. If I wasn't so butthurt right now I would laugh.

[TimDunkem]

Oh my God that was good. :lol

[Gutter92]

best troll thread yet gutter! :tu
:toast

[DesignatedT]

:lmao

[koriwhat]

i truly give you props on this one gutter!

[Dex]

:lmao Okay, now that's comedy.

[benefactor]

:lol

[TimDunkem]

Funnier than anything those other guys who troll koriwhat have ever posted.

[8FOR!3]

This is fucking great. Yes.

[Fpoonsie]

:lmao

Well done.

[Gutter92]

Our police department held a press conference to talk about catching a shoplifter? Sort of hard to know whether to laugh or cry.
:lol

That actually made me laugh haha

Wouldn't be the case if we lost...but the comeback has me in great spirits :toast

[Bukefal]

:rollin

[ajballer4]

:lmao

[Hemotivo]

"To be honest, this was one of the easiest cases we've ever had. The surveillance tapes showed the suspect leaving the Wal-Mart, and as we looked at the tapes, a feature about the suspect stuck out to us. He had calf tattoos. We used this information and found the suspect within hours. To think, if he had just worn pants instead of shorts, we would have never found him" said Riviera, laughing as he left the podium.

:p:

[xellos88330]

Gold!!!

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

:lol

[koriwhat]

Titanium!!!

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

bbbhwahahahahhaah

[Sisk]

Gutter >>>>>>> *

[TampaDude]

Classic!!! :lmao

[Leonard Curse]

:domokun :lmao

[rascal]

Was it EricB?

[will_spurs]

:lmao

Just goes to show that a good deed is never left unrewarded!

[jimo2305]

honestly i feel bad for the guy.. i dont even know how this all came about lol.. i post sporadically here from time to time but man.. if i were in kori's shoes.. i'd just quit and make a new user name lol..

[Bender]

i dont even know how this all came about lol..
the joke comes from the fact that koriwhat recently posted a whole bunch of threads where he was giving away spurs merchandise...

[alamo50]

Nice one.
First time I react in a thread featuring the calf tatts.

[koriwhat]

honestly i feel bad for the guy.. i dont even know how this all came about lol.. i post sporadically here from time to time but man.. if i were in kori's shoes.. i'd just quit and make a new user name lol..

ah poor baby!

[Gutter92]

I was thinking about making lakaluva your accomplice but you cant make a clean getaway on a camel

[xellos88330]

I was thinking about making lakaluva your accomplice but you cant make a clean getaway on a camel

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[koriwhat]

I was thinking about making lakaluva your accomplice but you cant make a clean getaway on a camel

you're making it hard for me to dislike you here at ST especially now after the post above. :lol