Browsing the stack of Christmas junk mail...

[CosmicCowboy]

Some pretty ridiculous shit in here...

Bed Bath and Beyond

$79.99

"Worlds first Digital Showerhead"..."change settings with the push of a button!"

OK, call me a redneck, but was there really a NEED being met here?

[CosmicCowboy]

Herrington

Heart healthy" hand squeeze exerciser...

"Lower Blood Pressure without medication!!!!"

Just 12 minutes a day!

Squeeze two minutes, rest one minute, repeat three more times...

ONLY $379!

[monosylab1k]

Herrington

Heart healthy" hand squeeze exerciser...

"Lower Blood Pressure without medication!!!!"

Just 12 minutes a day!

Squeeze two minutes, rest one minute, repeat three more times...

ONLY $379!

379 bucks to give your hand 12 minutes of squeeze exercise a day? That sounds like a deal Ghazi would take.

[CosmicCowboy]

And of course, the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog of useful gadgets..

Flying car!

Car converts to airplane! 100hp! Top speed 65 mph in "car" mode...store in your garage when wings are folded! Drive to your favorite airport with a runway longer than 1700'.

Only $350,000!

[CosmicCowboy]

And of course...a "voice activated" R2-D2!

"makes any home feel like it has been transported to a galaxy 'far far away!"

Obeys voice commands like "turn around" of "move forward two units" ..."can also play exciting games like tag" using infrared sensor to search for people in the room.

ONLY $199.95

[JudynTX]

Some pretty ridiculous shit in here...

Bed Bath and Beyond

$79.99

"Worlds first Digital Showerhead"..."change settings with the push of a button!"

OK, call me a redneck, but was there really a NEED being met here?

Does it turn on the water for me too? :D

[CosmicCowboy]

LMAO

HS had a "weed whacking" golf driver for golf cheats...it has a little weed eater hidden in the bottom for clearing grass/weeds from around your ball in the rough...

A steal at $39.95

[mrsmaalox]

Some pretty ridiculous shit in here...

Bed Bath and Beyond

$79.99

"Worlds first Digital Showerhead"..."change settings with the push of a button!"

OK, call me a redneck, but was there really a NEED being met here?


Does it turn on the water for me too? :D

I think I saw this. Is it the one that lights up the water in different colors? $79.99 for a light show while you shower is very reasonable! :lol