Christmas Ideas for Husband? [Archive]

misspatty86

11-29-2010, 05:11 PM

I figured I could get some help on here...

I came across this contest to win a guitar signed by Toby Keith, a framed Toby Keith poster or a signed copy of Trace Adkins’ CD: http://bit.ly/idNuzX … I like Toby’s music, but my hubby would appreciate this stuff a hell of a lot more than me. If I don’t win this, I don’t know what he'll be getting for Christmas... any suggestions?

JudynTX

11-30-2010, 02:47 PM

I figured I could get some help on here...

I came across this contest to win a guitar signed by Toby Keith, a framed Toby Keith poster or a signed copy of Trace Adkins’ CD: http://bit.ly/idNuzX … I like Toby’s music, but my hubby would appreciate this stuff a hell of a lot more than me. If I don’t win this, I don’t know what he'll be getting for Christmas... any suggestions?

A steak and BJ. :tu

Fpoonsie

11-30-2010, 02:48 PM

A steak and BJ. :tu

Well, then what wouldjoo give him on Steak and BJ day?

symple19

11-30-2010, 02:50 PM

Get him a couple hookers and an eight ball.

The Gemini Method

11-30-2010, 02:51 PM

What Symple said...

JudynTX

11-30-2010, 02:52 PM

Well, then what wouldjoo give him on Steak and BJ day?

A gift card. :lol

mrsmaalox

11-30-2010, 02:57 PM

A gift card. :lol

To "Judy's Steakhouse and Blowjob Palace"?

JudynTX

11-30-2010, 03:01 PM

To "Judy's Steakhouse and Blowjob Palace"?

:toast How did you know? :lol

clambake

11-30-2010, 03:10 PM

toby and trace=:vomit:

mouse

11-30-2010, 03:15 PM

:toast How did you know? :lol

Will you new york strip before you offer him your rib-eye?

As for the OP's question on what to get her Toby Keith fan husband.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Toby-Keith-Autograph-Signed-Airbrush-Guitar-Proof-PSA-/400169163767?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5d2bf0dbf7

http://i.ebayimg.com/11/!B7R8UNg!2k~$(KGrHqN,!jkEzKKkiis5BMzvlzOW!g~~-1_12.JPG

DeadlyDynasty

11-30-2010, 03:15 PM

Get him a couple hookers and an eight ball.

symple with the goods, per usual, par the course :tu

DeadlyDynasty

11-30-2010, 03:17 PM

I figured I could get some help on here...

I came across this contest to win a guitar signed by Toby Keith, a framed Toby Keith poster or a signed copy of Trace Adkins’ CD: http://bit.ly/idNuzX … I like Toby’s music, but my hubby would appreciate this stuff a hell of a lot more than me. If I don’t win this, I don’t know what he'll be getting for Christmas... any suggestions?

If it comes with a bottle of quaaludes then go for it.

mouse

11-30-2010, 03:29 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/TOBY-KEITH-Signed-Autograph-USA-Guitar-w-Lyrics-Added-/230548186356?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35adbe24f4
http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!B8CnbRwEWk~$(KGrHqN,!jUEzKRS3E+MBM14++IsMg~~0_12. JPG

RandomGuy

11-30-2010, 04:37 PM

A steak and BJ. :tu

That's ok, but it is not what is best in life.

I was going to say the open steppe, a fleet horse, or a falcon at my wrist, but a wise man once said:

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/d2bb_best_in_life.jpg

Crush his enemies and get a good recording of the lamentations of their women.

Viva Las Espuelas

12-01-2010, 12:10 PM

Hell. Who needs the steak?

Wild Cobra

12-01-2010, 12:51 PM

Does he play pool and have a nice stick? I have really enjoyed my Predator.

JudynTX

12-01-2010, 01:43 PM

Hell. Who needs the steak?

He might get hungry afterwards. :D

Viva Las Espuelas

12-01-2010, 01:50 PM

He might get hungry afterwards. :D

Who likes cold meat?

JudynTX

12-01-2010, 01:51 PM

Who likes cold meat?

Room temperature is ok. :D

Viva Las Espuelas

12-01-2010, 01:52 PM

Room temperature is ok. :D

You need to work on your endurance then ;)

JudynTX

12-01-2010, 02:06 PM

You need to work on your endurance then ;)

I guess that means more practice.

Viva Las Espuelas

12-01-2010, 02:20 PM

I guess that means more practice.

I'm a firm believer that practice makes perfect.

ohmwrecker

12-01-2010, 09:12 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/11/%21B7R8UNg%212k%7E$%28KGrHqN,%21jkEzKKkiis5BMzvlzO W%21g%7E%7E-1_12.JPG
http://i.ebayimg.com/06/%21B8CnbRwEWk%7E$%28KGrHqN,%21jUEzKRS3E+MBM14++IsM g%7E%7E0_12.JPG

Those are the two gayest guitars I have ever seen.

Edit: Actually I would take the Tele and buff that fat blowhard's face off of it.

Trainwreck2100

12-01-2010, 10:52 PM

when in doubt......................anal

Wild Cobra

12-02-2010, 01:05 AM

Most you guys are really fucked up. A new poster asks a question, and you shit all over her.

Shame on you.

Nathan Explosion

12-02-2010, 12:09 PM

when in doubt......................anal

+1000

Steak and a BJ is great too.

Oh, and fuck Toby Keith.

Cry Havoc

12-02-2010, 01:09 PM

I figured I could get some help on here...

I came across this contest to win a guitar signed by Toby Keith, a framed Toby Keith poster or a signed copy of Trace Adkins’ CD: http://bit.ly/idNuzX … I like Toby’s music, but my hubby would appreciate this stuff a hell of a lot more than me. If I don’t win this, I don’t know what he'll be getting for Christmas... any suggestions?

You could get him a decent pair of speakers to listen to the music with. :tu

Most you guys are really fucked up. A new poster asks a question, and you shit all over her.

Shame on you.

Totally agree. This forum is has been so downhill since I got here. I wish people would get the memo that intentionally being an asshole on the internet stopped being cool around the same time that AOL became a horrible ISP.

clambake

12-02-2010, 01:13 PM

um......the "new poster" just wants you to hit the site.

JudynTX

12-02-2010, 01:14 PM

Most you guys are really fucked up. A new poster asks a question, and you shit all over her.

Shame on you.

:rolleyes We gave some ideas.

Cry Havoc

12-02-2010, 01:20 PM

um......the "new poster" just wants you to hit the site.

That's quite an odd link title for someone to use for aggressive advertising purposes. The name of the site is https://pages.umusic-mail.com/tobykeithholidaysweeps/ but she uses a redirect URL to get hits? That makes no sense at all.

Edit: I take it back, after looking at their posting history. Wow, what a horrible way to advertise. :lmao

Doug Whiner

12-02-2010, 01:22 PM

most you guys are really fucked up. A new poster asks a question, and you shit all over her.

Shame on you.

+1

mrsmaalox

12-02-2010, 01:47 PM

I don't recall exactly when it was but the last time the OP was here she was really, really excited about the release of the latest Trace Adkins cd ;)

Strike

12-02-2010, 02:31 PM

A steak and BJ. :tu

Get him a couple hookers and an eight ball.

Hell. Who needs the steak?

when in doubt......................anal

+1000

Steak and a BJ is great too.

Oh, and fuck Toby Keith.

:tu

Most you guys are really fucked up. A new poster asks a question, and you shit all over her.

Shame on you.

:lmao